interesting looking vidya essay
It's youtube doing that weird thing where it recommends me a low viewcount video made by a nobody
Refuse to watch it
Right click "Not Interested" "Don't Recommend Channel"
I'm sorry, I don't watch amateur projects :/ Come back when you got a letter k or m at the end of that number.
U a fag
I only watch high view count videos because I need to rest of society to tell me something is good before I will agree that it's good
NPC behaviour.
I give those videos a click but if they have a potato mic or trans voice I'm gone
youtube doing that weird thing where it recommends me a low viewcount video
AKA Youtube trying to give a chance to new up-and-comers that might have the talent for a career in content creation.
You know you're a soulless sheep when Youtube, a multi billion dollar corporation, has more soul than you do, OP.
Don't reccomend channel
Youtube now thinks you're not interested in vidya content and gives you less interesting essays
the problem is actually that it's a video essay that is over 10 minutes. seeing that should automatically be a no for you.
that's a good thing, actually. you should be actually playing video games instead of watching some loser drone on about them for hours on end.
I must have done something special because youtube is literally recommending me zero-view videos that were uploaded 30 minutes ago by actual mouthbreathing autists. Hope I'm not the only one.
I can do both at the same time.
i actually just stop posting here instead of letting the youtube videos eat up my gaming time
To be fair, there's no such thing as an interesting essay about video games. I want to watch people having fun playing games I've already beaten
if you need to be watching a video while playing a non passive game then you have a broken brain
Fuck video essays, bring back Let's Plays
Friendly reminder if you truly don't want to be recommended anymore videos from a channel, first click report, spam or misleading, THEN don't recommend channel. That makes it so YouTube permanently puts it on your block list
I'm trying, but no one's watching
Don't recommend channel works perfectly fine for me. It genuinely baffles me to hear it doesn't work for others
Not for OP apparently, he said he's interested into the stuff
there's no such thing as an interesting essay about video games
Out of the blue get recommended a Mario 64 let's play but it's some guy who's getting one star a day until his wedding
It was pretty kino and fun.
For some reason don't recommend channel without the report just equates to "Alright we'll recommend the channel again in 3 days for you!"
Don't even get me started on not interested. "Not interested? That's okay we'll ask again in 2 hours"
30 min essay on how gravity works in Ur Mr.Gay 1
looking at vidya essays to begin with.
sounds like kino to me
Ok man, thanks for sharing
Recommend better vidya related youtube kino then cranky
I thought this looked interesting but instead of watching it I'm going to run to Anon Babble to show everyone how many views it has to strangers
Or alternatively it's YOUR video and you're trying to trick other contrarians into watching it.
see sometimes I will get a decent low view video recommended that I'll watch and now youtube decides it's cool to spam a fuck ton of low effort low view videos my way like part 47 of some nobody's playthrough so I can't even blame you
If an essay is longer than 40 minutes it's not worth my time unless
The subject matter is actually unique
it's from a trusted subscription that I know will be good
it's on an old game nobody has played
This
I watch ONE sparking zero video and now I'm getting spammed with nonsense in my feed
YouTube should NOT recommend similar videos unless you watch the same video multiple times or you search up the subject matter multiple times
alternatively it's YOUR video
Likely situation. I think people are taking advantage of this youtube thumbnail trend that's been happening here for a bit now
open long essay expecting video essay ludo
its some zoomer reading off his script summarizing the plot of the game and giving the most boring review possible
I've been fooled multiple times at clickbait thumbnails at this point.
Sucks to be you dipshit I enjoy smaller channels that don’t have annoying sponsors
Imagine being so autistic you invent a wait of determining how someone sounds and not watch them, ay dios mio…
Wario land 4>Wario land 3
based post
When did they ruin Youtube's recommendations?
I don't think it was this bad few years ago
You watch (one) video by a channel once and now that's the only thing you get recommended
Nah you can easily pickup tranny voices
I think youtube just breaks down when you only watch videos about niche interests
potato mic is soul
I can't stand the TikTok hyperactivity shit YouTubers have been doing for the past couple years. That's what's killed the vidya videos for me
We have to talk about Super Mario 64....
click
Annoying zoomer faggot with a loud YouTuber voice "Super Mario 64 IS THIIIIIRTY YEARS OLD!"
*vine boom* meme sound
"I WASN'T EVEN IN THE WOMB WHEN THIS GAME CAME OUT!"
*vine boom* meme sound
"But.....even though this is before my time, I think it's one of the best games ever made! Wellllllllllll......except for oooonnnneeee teensy tiny thing-"
*AW HELL NAH BRO WHAT THE FUCK* meme sound
*WHAT?.....MAN WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT BRO* meme sound
"Lemme explain, first, we have to go waaaaaayyyy back to when Mr Shigewu Miwa-"
video cuts to black
"Wait that's not right"
video goes back
"Mr...Shige.....Mr Shig..."
video cuts to black again
"PFFFFTTT WHY AM I HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE PRONOUNCING THIS WORD! EDITOR KEEP THIS IN SO MY AUDIENCE CAN KNOW HOW QUIRKY AND RELATABLE I AM PFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHA!"
video cuts back to normal
"Mr Shigeru Miyamoto has a vision, and nobody really understood just how groundbreaking that vision was. I mean...a full 3D Adventure game!? That's never been done before! But-"
*HOL UP! WAIT A MINUTE, SOMETHIN AIN'T RIGHT* meme sound
"The higher ups at Nintendo said "Let him cook-"
*Insert ANOTHER FUCKING MEME OF A BLACK PERSON SAYING SOMETHING EXAGGERATED*
Every fucking video.
just saw this in the old recommendations. whether a person clicks on this and actually listens or not, just the thumbnail and video title and the implications of this from civ 7s biggest apologist and the civ franchises biggest content creator in general will be the final nail in civ 7s coffin. according to the comments it's just that he's depressed but that doesn't matter, he shouldn't have put civ 7 in the title.
Paimon is better
we found the voicecel
DAMN IT, I just refreshed and saw this
I DON'T EVEN PLAY DOKKAN BATTLE
Yes you do
there is no video like this you retard
you are brown
Kind of an odd video title considering judging by his videos he's been playing stellaris so people know what he has been doing.
interesting essays
yeah sure, like I'll miss the 4 hours of pseud midwittery pregnant with liberal-leftist propaganda
blame right wingers for being lazy bums
use sponsorblock
forget sponsors exist
Yeah Metokur would rather make video essays about whatever lolcow he gets exposed to in that week.
WTF at least have the common decency to leave a dislike first so the algorithm is discouraged to let him plague another victim's feed
I feel this is real and it makes me mad even though I actually I haven't seen a video exactly like this
>We have to talk about Super Mario 64....
>click
Found your problem
Don't click on clickbait. Isn't Anon Babble supposed to be "too smart" to do that kind of thing? Do you also click on casino popups?
21 videos in the style of which you claim "does not exist"
You don't have to watch all of them. Or any of them really. But you probably should kill yourself.
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Isn't Anon Babble supposed to be "too smart" to do that kind of thing?
Isn't Anon Babble supposed to be "too smart" to do that kind of thing?
80% of all humans on the planet are NPCs and will consoom mindlessly. The more intelligent of said NPCs will eventually realise when they're being duped, but it still takes them a few minutes.
The remaining 20% of us that are sentient will see a video title like
We have to talk about Super Mario 64....
and immediately know it will be stupid zoomer cringe, and will therefore ignore it.
Sorry, I don't watch sub 1k shitters
Same but I'll also click out if they're br*tish
why do you watch this goyslop?
2020s YouTube Algorithm hates the let’s play format, also we have live-streaming which is objectively better, sometimes depending on volume mixing and such.
Only if the video is also in 144p
youtube.com/@dark_luigi/videos
Damn Professor Frogger you didn’t have to rat him out like that lmao
'Punk' has to be the gayest way to describe something in the entire English language
Does it matter???
Are you gonna die from a voice???
Look up game review
Open random vid
Female voice
Close tab
I don't even care about your sub count or if you have an accent or whatever, but I'll never give a shit about a woman's opinion on a video game.
Cute Ears and Paws
Agreed, reject modernity, embrace tradition
He just said he clicks off the video. Nobody wants to listen to a faggot voice, you retarded nigger.
RIP Suda51
Also this mid/late 2000s video format is pure soul coupled with good music to accompany it
With YouTube Shorts I hate how there’s no way to get rid of the stupid UI when viewing them on a mobile device, also as you guys can see from my feed I love animals and vidya
This just took me back to when I was 11 and watching fun youtube poops and shit like this back when it was 2007, thanks for reminding me I can never go back
birdchad
try checking out the video
youtube.com
I'm glad he included subtitles, because holy fuck, I'm gonna need them.
I don't
That's how much slop there is. I just picked completely random videos and in the first 10 seconds was able to discern which were exactly what I was talking about
You Android or iOS?
If Android download the ReVanced APK, allows you to remove all that bloated shit from YouTube mobile and also has good shit like PiP mode and ad block/sponsor skip among other things
this pisses me off to no end. maybe im getting old
It ain't easy seeing the internet quickly devolve into slop
it was always slop
iPad kid who found YouTube in 2014 "yeah man the Internet was never really good!"
SomethingAwful and GameFAGS weren't any better than what we have now
"we need to go back. way back."
*sfx of rewinding tape*
*vhs clicks*
"alright, the year is 199x"
Instantly turn off the video.
Just Matthewmatosis, Running Shine, and Dingdong's random streams that pop up for cringe
I need to find more accounts that make good videos ;_:
iOS but I will look into those things you suggested
ios
Look into uYou+ then and other alternatives
not vidya but I recommend PicotheSpicyWarlord. I think he makes alright videos
this
TehSnakerer
The Infinite Review
NeverKnowsBest
I don't think it was this bad few years ago
According to the properties tab I made this image 6 years and 2 weeks ago.