Hey Anon Babble
The Alien is gonna getcha.
That is all.
Hey Anon Babble
Get me what exactly?
A new baby.
You'll be the one giving birth to it by the way.
they spoiled the introduction of the spoopy enemy in the fucking title
game is way more fun when the alien isn't around and you can just gun down working joes with the shotgun
Game is slightly fun when the alien is in a large level with other humans and you can get away from it while it hunts the humans
Game is extremely unfun when the alien is glued to your ass (which is often)
don't fucking joke on that. i have a crippling fear for xenomorphs ever since i was a kid. if i were ever to encounter one irl i would shit my pants so loud the entire colony would hear.
my game got bugged and like 90% of the playthrough the alien didn't exist, then I had to quit playing because no matter what I did, it'd follow me and drop in front of me
BOOOOOOO
a boner
How's this play on the 'eck? Is it even scarier?
I remember hiding in a locker for something like 3 real-time minutes once. I could hear it breathing. Thought for sure it wasn't going to leave.
I can bench 80 so ...heh..
all im sayig is that allen better watch out....
nuff said
Player is a little bitch
KWAB
Skill issue
The aliens
It's a hospital level
It's a hive level
nu-uh
My fear has suddenly turned into lust...
…got any more?
Cinema peaked here
I do not fear ayy lmao but this thing, this thing scares me.
At some point I started to get mildly aroused when seeint these things.
I like Alien more as a film but Aliens definitely had more kino moments
I'm stuck on the reactor level with all the Joes wandering around. It's on hard mode and I'm out of ammo for everything so it's been a real ball buster to avoid all the robbits and activate all the switches
Alien iso 2 release date when?
Isolation 2 should have a dog xeno that is faster and more aggressive than the regular one
Giger approves.
do playthrough on the hardest difficulty
do a 2nd playthrough on the new hardest difficulty that unlocks after you beat the game
It's too hard. I've not often felt that difficulty in a game is overtuned but this is one such case. It feels like they just dialled shit up without actually really playtesting it cause god damn is it not fun.
Xenomorphs were never spooky to me, but I did find them highly erotic when puberty hit. Facehuggers still creep me out, though.
Weyland-Yutani doesn't want you to see this.
I mean if you read the difficulty select tooltips they suggest you play on hard. The game doesn't offer a journalist mode.
Yeah hard felt like the perfect experience and the only real way to play it.
It is allegedly possible for coccinellidae to survive a parasitoid (the real life Alien) attack because the larva only feeds on their fat and not on their organs.
Maybe with a bit of understanding, it would be possible to birth an Alien without dying or long term damage...
mfw
The voice modifier for synthetics helps the creepy.
youtu.be
mfw alien isolation on an oled
Sigourney Weaver approved too.
She always requested an Alien to be a love interest and eventually Ripley and the Alien furiously fucking but she never got her wish.
tfw Alien Isolation VR mod
the sarcastic smile at the end
10 seconds of absolute kino
But nobody actually wants to fuck a xenomorph though.
Get out.
This is now my headcanon.
The whole Alien franchise is H.R.Giger's barely disguised fetish.
What would sex with a kinomorph be like?
Where are the sneakers?