CONFIRMED: HUNTER IS NOT GOING TO PLAY ZELDA!

so you're saying there's a chance?

He'd be perfect for Link since Link doesn't say anything

I said before. and I have to say it again. All this shit really matter like are we watching pornography?

And yet that... Person, would have been a better pick than the girl from CHICKEN JOCKEY!

This movie is gonna suck balls anyway. Because its live action instead of animation like the mario movie. And the only reason nintendo made this stupid mistake is because they became confident and said 'HOT DAMN! now that the S1 sold trillions we can give the audience whatever slop and they will be happy'.

The anti-woke youtubers jumped on it like sharks

He missed the boat, he totally would have got casted in 2021. The world is moving past all that clown tranny shit now.

Nobody wants a failed man playing the role of Nintendo's most iconic princess.

Well except actual weirdos that cheer for this type of shit.

Nobody with half a brain even believed these rumors from the start.

What does porn have to do with casting in a Zelda movie?

for Link

All of that shit about staring at genitals or chromosomes, and yet we can still pick you guys out of a crowd no matter how much makeup you're wearing. We don't want you in women's roles because you are ugly and unattractive.

Every Zelda is related by blood and the Golden Nacho of Wisdom is usually passed down from mother to daughter.

biological woman

known fan of Nintendo games

Oscar-winning actress, so they’d be hiring based on merit and who’s the most qualified

was in the second highest-grossing movie of all time, proven popular appeal

Brie is the Zelda for Anon Babble.

ST Zelda is descended from WW/PH Zelda.

She literally looks just like her though

Not hard, he keeps getting drowned in pussy every game

when she gives you that Hunter Gatherer stare

Zelda is supposed to have east asian features

Sheik is a woman.

Are they now going to blame chuds that he's not going to play Zelda?

There's no canon proof that they don't cull transgender people in Hyrule either

Pic looks like an orc

Good, Schafer would be a lot more fitting playing Link.

people saying hunter genitals is more important than locks, That's what I'm saying.

Brie is attractive, but she is way too old to play Zelda. In the video games Zelda is barely 16 or something.

Brie is attractive

They should cast him as a goblin or a troll

We at Nintendo strongly value traditional gender roles in all aspects of society. It is our core belief that women are women and that men are men. We have never and will never allow a male to portray Princess Zelda, and all of you freaks will never be women.

Jeez, nintendo, that was based but pretty harsh. I can see about 10 more 'pretty views' in the next 24 hours alone.

I like how in every article about this man they only show the most zelda looking picture of him and compare him to candids of other women in order to create artificial controversy about how "people are too caught up on him being a tranny when he's a perfect match", but if you put an actual woman in zelda looking makeup they'd look even more like zelda than this dude.

you will die alone

I think it's pretty normal to want to cast women to play women characters personally

Nintendo casts Hunter as a moblin

Would be based, not gonna lie.

better than dying with cheese thief.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-gender_acting

Have you seen that bitch's feet?

We hear you fans loud and clear!
We are happy to announce Debbie Wilson has been cast as Princess Zelda!

That's a man

Hylians are just humans with pointy ears. There are white, black, asian, etc. Hylians. Debra Wilson is an adult human female.

this is an ugly man according to chuds

files.catbox.moe/m3lypl.webm

i ain't clickin' that shit nigga

incel chuds hate women

incel chuds hate trans women

hmmmm

Your link has nothing but broadway plays from many years ago and women voicing young boys in cartoons. Not the best argument.

Wait you're telling me Link isn't an elf?

Why has Nintendo PR been a trash fire ever since this launch year began? Westoids got too much control of the company?

The power of the royal family line only works on females.

Depends, would it matter to you if a black character was being played by a white person with makeup?

He does look like zelda though

INDUSTRY SOURCES SAY THIS

INDUSTRY SOURCES SAY THAT

So, nothing is confirmed.

obviously the rumors were coming from the tranny himself. If nintentdo wasnt involved it would probably happen tho

Shut the fuck up, weeb retard. If you knew japanese, you'd know.

If you wouldn't fuck her, you're gay.

20 years too late

Anon Babble:

what if we made up that hunter schafer was being eyed to play zelda for a lul?

*posts about it for a year straight*

Industry:

Nobody is saying that's happening

Anon Babble:

Haha, we won again

You guys are so retarded sometimes.

True. I'm gay and I still wouldn't fuck that man.

Incels also call all women trans sooner or later. Really makes one think.

And if you would, you're gayer.

Look sweety. It doesn't matter how much you dress up a man and call it a woman, you are still a man and I don't fuck men.

you dont get to fuck anyone but your fist lets be honest here

Hunter is a woman, so what's the problem?

I'm gay and I still wouldn't fuck that man.

Makes sense, you like men. She is a woman so only people who like women would fuck her. Thanks for proving me right.

impact coming in 3, 2, 1

the problem is his penis

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

I wouldn't fuck that thing even if it asked me to. Since as I said, I don't fuck men.

god i love titties

I actually don't like my faggots dressed up and delusional. I want them submissive and like men.

Zelda is the reincarnation of the Goddess Hylia

Yeah, we seen a lot today.

I'm all for women losing priviledge and roles so I'm all for Hunter playing Zelda.

Let the dude get the role.

why did he do it?

I like manly men

Grr I wouldn't fuck this woman

?

the most retarded thing is that they only ever compare with specifically Twilight Princess Zelda. Zelda doesn't have just one look so why the fuck are retards getting hung up over this one. Schafer looks nothing like ALttP/Smash Ultimate Zelda for instance

I theoretically have no issue with a tranny playing Zelda, and I think that Hunter chick is really pretty. The issue is that casting her is just Hollywood fueling culture war nonsense. Her casting would be entirely out of "owning the gamers" and not sincerity.

a rumor debunking another rumor

Zelda deserves a penis.

we knew that, she's obviously going to be played by a black actress. hopefully it's Danielle Brooks or someone similar.

The problem is that isn't true

Honestly, the best response troll would be to compare Hunter to Windwaker Zelda and accuse people of whitewashing

Anon Babble wants you to believe this looks more masculine than Brock Lesnar's daughter

american

Fuck off.

That Park Place

Grifter thread.

chick

Even ignoring the fact that Nintendo would never allow this, we already know they’re looking for younger actors. Anyone who believed this “rumor” was actually braindead

Yes.

It's obvious Nintendo is going to hire Chris Pratt

Gay men like masculine men. Straight men like feminine women.

This troon appeals to neither. It really isn't that hard to understand.

Freya Allan is what I heard for who's playing Zelda, worked with he director before as well.

The 'rumor' is literally FROM here.

she's a great actress and should play zelda

Yes, actor's agents are supposed to pitch actors to movie studios. That's their whole job. It's not a ''shill'' campaign, it's just their job, there must be dozens of actresses who were pitched alongside Hunter to Sony/Nintendo

so here is my unironic non meme take on this whole thing.
I actually would not give a shit if he played zelda, and im a fairly anti trans individual.
Reason being, its acting, its theater. Its long been a thing were men and women play various roles, becuase the entire point is who can best act the part. You are never going to find a elf so if said individual looks and can act the part the best then go for it.
I still dont support trans or queers so fuckem in that regard.

Why would you choose someone named after a cheese

Too bad about the whole 'acting' talent thing.

I wish Hunter was Zelda but they won't do it because she's been in R18 stuff. They won't cast an actress who was in fucking Euphoria.

Freya Allan is what I heard for who's playing Zelda, worked with he director before as well.

too old (i know she's 23 but currently she looks 40)

Surely Nintendo isn't dumb enough to cast a tranny as fucking Zelda.

Gay men like masculine men. Straight men like feminine women.

So we agree that most straight men would bone Hunter. Take 0ff Sydney's make-up and put her in baggy clothes and she would also lose some femininity. Doesn't change the fact that both her and Hunter are women. It's not that hard to understand.

That's a man.

family guy

opinion discarded

That makes a lot of sense yes, but surely, they would have known how this was all going to turn out. Unless the next step of their plan was to use this controversy to land them a role in another film or project. Depending on that, their manager is either shit or great.

Japan is unironically a woke country now. For all of Nintendo's history since 1889, there were no women on the board of directors until the last few years, now there's four.
Source:
nintendo.co.jp/corporate/en/officer/index.html

This is because Japan is mandating quotas for women at the executive level of big companies.
Source:
amazingworkplaces.co/international-hr-news-japan-accelerates-push-for-gender-diversity-on-corporate-boards-amid-global-comparisons/

i dont suport trannies buuuut.... [supports tranny]

kek trannies like you cant even pass as normal anons

They won't cast an actress who was in fucking Euphoria.

Sweeny was supposed to voice yoshi in the mario movie`

a faggot would look at hunter's tits and be grossed out
not really hard to understand

Doesn't seem like one.

Straight men don't like men in wigs.

elites push trannies to keep the middle class angry and distracted

all it does is make me more acutely aware of the subtle visual cues that identify a male and female human

It’s fucking ridiculous how easy it is to identify these weird fucks

Too bad. Hunter is hot and would fit perfectly

Good thing im not a tranny then.

a faggot would look at hunter's tits and be grossed out

explains why you're grossed out
lmao fag

And how is that a problem? Again, this is not porn.

You have bad eyes.

One of my favourite actresses is Tilda Swinton and she has played several men and androgynous characters over her career. Whatever looks the coolest, I agree completely.

He is busy bounching on kojima i DS2. Of course he cant.

I.. i-m not tranny!

stfu you got called out

y r troons homophobic? this is why lgb communtiy is better off without you all.

comically lanky male physique and proportions clear as day whenever the tranny isn’t carefully photographed from select angles

b-bro it’s totally a girl bro

Lmao gottem

jesus what a gnarly profile lmao.

also Could have been so funny.

cope harder fag

trannoids lost bigly today

back to the drawing board bros

I've always liked tall women anyways.

wow I've never seen a pass user ;O

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just like the ugly bitch wanting to be Samus

She's into scat btw

Trannies really should be outright exterminated. You’ll never be women, no matter how hairless your BALLS are, weird fucking freaks.

sexual degenerate is so brain-addled he can’t into male and female proportions and thinks we’re talking about height

Even as a shitpost, a part of me believes these are exactly how some people will think to push there mental gymnastics about why Hunter should be Zelda. It's like on the same tier as people saying Zelda gave herself a dick while pretending to be Shiek to "further disguise herself." Absolute lunacy.

They should cast the girl who was young Galadriel. She was literally born to play elves. And she's old enough to play Zelda now.

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At least she'll be in Death Stranding 2.

so they’d be hiring based on merit and who’s the most qualified

she was the main actress of the biggest bombs of Marvel

not surprising D;>

I had a huge crush on Twilight Princess Zelda as a kid and now I am addicted to tranny porn. I don’t think this is a coincidence.

I will never understand why some men larping as women upsets people so much. Are you afraid you'll bring one home some time and find a dick instead of a pussy?

I've had a theory for awhile that Japan is roughly about 20-30 years culturally behind America, for good or for bad. They're just mimicking things America is/was doing for 20 years. So this fits. I imagine they're going to get super woke for 10-15 years while bitching all the while, then get fed up with it and start dialing it back when it causes shit tons of issues.

funny how they never show 'her' profile...

You just know KojiPro will edit his side profile out for a more feminine one

And TP Zelda hasn't been relevant in like 15 years. We need one that either looks like OOT Zelda or BOTW/TOTK Zelda.

I will never understand why some men larping as women upsets people so much

Because I can be arrested and lose my job for saying a men is larping as a woman.
You pushed this shit on me. I just wanted to play vydia. Now I want the total extermination of troons.

Your threadly reminder that trannies only "pass" in shots with carefully pre-arranged angles and lighting. At all other times they look like the men they are.

Ok Anon Babbletards, please tell me if you can tell who was assigned as male at birth.

And TP Zelda hasn't been relevant in like 15 years.

We need one that either looks like OOT Zelda

I've got bad news for you, buddy

trannies will have you believe the girl in blue is man as she is conforming to gender stereotypes.

Hunter is a global ambassador for Shiseido, a Japanese cosmetic brand
Hunter also spent time in Japan last year, doing motion capture and voice acting for Kojima's next project
I wouldn't be surprised if connections were made in this time

Trannies hate women too, hence the endless death threats against women who refuse to bend the knee.

Red tranny

shitalian killer goddess

source?

A lot of British women look like that.

Because they weren’t content to keep to themselves and just larp as women in peace, that had to go after children and insert themselves into everything, such as the OP situation. All of them deserve to die.

they refer to women who don't agree with their delusion as terfs.

If they make a movie they're 100% making OOT.

just because you have a fetish for crossdressing men doesn't mean the rest of the world does.

Of course they won't. A biological man playing a female role is absolutely disrespectful.

Why does Anon Babble hate trans people so much? They just want to live in peace and be treated with dignity.

Zelda gets played by a tranny

One of gaming’s most beloved franchises is tainted as the literal title girl is 100% associated with trannies

No side character who is actually just a funny femboy or some headcanon, literally Zelda from the Legend of Zelda being played by a tranny

they call women bioholes

Are fags on reddit going to have a hissy fit now because a rumor made by themselves and hunters PR team was proven false?

Troons must die

so you're telling me this tranny's ass in a swimsuit is plastered all over Tokyo?

Don't been shit from Twitter you fuckhead. It just ruined everything.

Bunch of losers who hate everyone to feel better about themselves.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

It's not going to be an adaptation of a game at all. It's going to take different elements from multiple different games.

Trannies hate women too

No they don't, trannies aren't this based.

Anyone with half a brain can tell you a conservative Japanese company with a history of fiercely protecting their IPs like Nintendo wasn't going to sign off on tranny Zelda.

Anyone who believed this shit is retarded.

it's not false, Hunter's agent team pitched Hunter to Sony. This is common Hollywood practice. Hunter's name is at Sony's table, there's no way to know if they will pick Hunter or not

its a movie, its all play pretend anyways, who cares if its a dude doing the role?

That's not what they want at all.

prove to me that princess zelda is not trans
protip: you can't

half of Anon Babble are/pol/tards

Anyone with half a brain knows she’s gonna be played by Zelda Williams.

People saying people deserve to die in charge of criticizing others

You guys should be locked up.

It is false. Theres a difference betweeb hunter pitching something and nintendo and studios actively wanting to tank their number 2 franchise. Next your gonna say Samus iz trans because Brianna Wu said so.

it's not false, Hunter's agent team pitched Hunter to Sony

Oh damn is he playing Crash Bandicoot too?

I'm not supporting trannies so there's that.

Because Anon Babble is full of mentally ill Anon Babbletards.

Shame, I fap a lot to futa Zelda.

it means he is interested, we knew that already, Nintendo wants nothing to do with trannies

you should support guys taking jobs from women

They are free to believe that they are a woman
They are not free to force everyone else in society to play along under threat of legal penalty or unemployment

Religious people understand this principle and accept (or at least tolerate) the fact that not all people are willing to agree with their beliefs.

Progressives don't understand this principle. Really makes you think, don't it?

too old

erm

No men is attracted to gross vaginas so they are all turned on by the thought of a hot woman with an aesthetic penis, and some of them can't handle it.

At max they'll get her a cameo as Zelda's mother or something.

Anon Babble has a high amount of virgins that genuinely (and i really mean it) believe that trannies are responsible for them not having sex
another big chunk are muslims for whatever reason. i guess thirdies getting internet access was a bad thing

both have such beautiful necks..

It's going to be BotW Zelda. Nintendo aren't doing this to please long term fans, they're doing it to make money from kids and that means pandering to the latest iteration of the franchise. The next you can hope for is a maybe a cutaway gag slowing Zelda's different styles over the years as a rebellious teen playing dress up or something.

A sexy man

but still a man

this website definitley does

mfw she's only 35

Holy shit, I thought she was AT LEAST 45

many links are descendants from previous princess zeldas which means that she had children

zelda is trans somehow???

sexy men should have the same rights as sexy women

No they blame real women for that. If anything those types are at risk foe becoming more fake women.

he

his

thinks

anon they're literally saying he'll never be a woman in that caption

He's human. Even the Sheikah and the Gerudo are human.

Trannies don't exist in Zelda.

What fucking series are you playing. Shes an Aryan goddess

The Elden Ring movie will have hot real women all over the place and will be kino because of it

The truth nuke that mindbroke Anon Babble.

something something overton window etc etc

Also don't forget that she's a confirmed 4cucker, literally /ourgal/, only tourists hate her.

Third world is when people eviscerate their genitals.

Remember when some of Anon Babble would unironically jack off to traps like 8 years ago? I wonder how many of those fags actually became trannies.

Anyone remember the time Aonuma confirmed that Tingle is straight?

Wow look at the imagination on this guy. You should write books.

I jack off to traps, I'm just not in denial about them being men

"It's gross and bizarre"

There ya go. There's your argument.

her

Pregnant Zelda would be based. Nintendo would never, though.

He litterally has a game his quest for pussy and by the end hes an absilute cocksman. I really wish nintendo would make new tingle games

Most modern trannies are AGP so probably most

Trannies deserve to be exiled to an island, not put in major acting roles. It is morally wrong to play along with their life of lies and even worse to expect other people to lie aling with you.

Most straight men aren't chasers. Everyone can see that guy's linebacker shoulders from a mile away.

Better question is WHO DOESN’T hate trannies?
Even trannies hate other trannies and hate themselves more than anyone else.

"omg (s)he looks exactly like her its perfect"

only ever use that one photo

only ever use TP Zelda as the comparison despite BotW/TotK being, arguably, Zelda's more iconic modern look

these are the same people that probably called others chuds for wanting characters to be played by people who looked like the character instead of the race/genderbent versions that got cast instead

It's all so tiresome.

I was down with characters like Bridget, Vivian Poison and Birdo. I honestly don't know how I went the opposite direction then expected, except that my mule personality hates being told what to do or think.

ALL trannies are AGP. Sexual dysphoria DOES NOT EXIST

I honestly don't know how I went the opposite direction then expected

That's the true power of social justice - to ruin anything it touches

Kys

every movie fixes everything with cgi anyways, so your complaint is invalid

Sorry, but I'm going to keep living for at least another 20 years.

Because the reality of the situation is not the same as the fantasy. In real life these arnt "cutr girl but penis" its severely mentall Ill man whos been told wearing a dress and genital mutalation will fix all his problems. And him and his buddies expect you to pretend hes a sexy lady.

You need to have a better reply man.

Yes, her. Misgendering someone doesn't make you look cool or anything. It just makes you look like a bigot.

Most men aren't chasers, true, but most men would probably fuck any tranny that's feminine and good looking, if nobody would know. It's kind of like how most men won't admit they'd fuck a cute fat girl

You lost, redditor?

her

her

her

what’s the purpose if baiting? you’re wasting your time

nooooo I can't just "lie" about gender

I love how this is the argument from a group of people that spread lies and misconceptions about literally anything else, from vaccines to jews

she's cute i'd smash rawdog

I would fuck a femboy, but never a tranny. Sadly even fictional femboys are becoming trannies.

I think you leftoids got the irrational jew hatred market cornered nowadays.

"Actresses" are an abomination
Women should not be allowed on stage, all performers should be men

Femboys are literally just doughy faggots.

just lie about everything

im not a jew

Bailey got FAT

but most men would probably fuck any tranny that's feminine

This is your fantasy. Straight men are not attracted to dickless men.

Zelda's casting will be shit anyways, it's impossible to believe they'll cast a fitting cute young blond white woman, I don't think any current big actresses fit the role at all, Nintendo would need to get some cute Eastern European hebe to actually do Zelda justice.

that's because HRT helps squeeze a few more years of feminine longevity

You can immediately tell twitter trannies have not actually played any Zelda games

her

So just get a female to play the role and add the crotch bulge in post then?

That's a man

now we're talking

I am a bigot and you're a faggot.

but most men would probably fuck any tranny that's feminine and good looking

Men like pussy, not smelly asses from mentally ill men, nor the butcher work of hack doctors.

you've clearly never smelt a pussy

I said it again lmao, I sure showed him there

Wash your ass bro. It's not supposed to be smelly and covered in shit all the time.