Shepard?
Shepard?
le diaper girl
never understood the tali hype and why so many people astroturfed her back in the day, she's okay but there's objectively better characters
every other romance is much worse
ironically jack would be the best choice if they changed her hair and made her less bpd
if they changed her hair and made her less bpd
well sure but to justify that you'd need to alter her backstory and she would be normal and just another Ashley clone, and she's boring enough.
suited hotdogging
Wrex.
alien gypsy cunny!
what does this mean
She was "hyped" in ME1 and ME2, before ME3 inexplicably turned her into a shameless cock-slut. Can't forgive Bioware for bastardising Tali's character like that.
probably the only girl with a cute personality, it’s funny how she mogs the other cast despite never taking off her mask. We just assume she’s beautiful.
low hanging fruit for autistic types
that's about it
qrd?
Much as I like Tali and the Quarians, I wish Bioware made them more alien in line with other species. Having them be more humanoid than even the Asari under the suits was incredibly disappointing and boring.
S-tier character design combined with quirky nerd girl personality.
and made her less bpd
'Jack would be better if she wasn't Jack'
removes mask
uhhhh
zoomers thinking that liking something = astroturfing
doomed generation
Belly dancing in the Citadel DLC, talking about "emergency induction ports" in one cutscene, can fantasise about a threesome with femshep and Garrus, talking about getting "FTL-jumped into puberty" by Fleet and Flotilla, bragging about her "human boyfriend" like a whore, etc.
Tali's character in ME3 was screwed over tremendously in a horrid attempt to make her seem more "confident" with experience on the Normandy, but to an exaggerated extent. Outside of the Rannoch and Geth story arc, Tali's character is reduced to being either drunk, horny, or both. It makes her come across as a depraved slut, rather than the delectably naive jailbait she was in ME1.
She's a slut for human cock
gets the Shepard dick
turns into a BHC enjoyer
Whats the problem?
The Shadow Broker DLC lays the progression of her sexuality out for you pretty explicitly anon.
not ashley
DROPPED.
talking about "emergency induction ports"
The joke is literally in the next fucking line you sperg. "Tali, that's a straw."
Ashley
I'm sorry did you mean atomized vapor on the Virmirian winds?
WHAT YEAR IS IT
Wrex
What fan art shows the best depiction of Tali without her mask in your opinion? I need a new headcanon.
xenos
ever
Consider the competition is liara and what's her face in game 1, jack and Miranda in game 2
In the fangame, The Pilgrimage.
You mean gut shot and left to rot with Udina?
Stopping the homo disease before it infects kaiden is the priority
Sex.
Remember when developers would make the characters sexier each game
bimbos
ever
jack is best girl
removes mask
sexier
Debatable. Very debatable.
cancer patient
Yes.
Ashley looks like shit in 3, an actual downgrade.
she looks better in 3 with the mod to use her old model
Children of Rannoch mod has the best Tali face hands down, can't see her or the other quarians any other way now
no "military girl" flavor
those weird chunks of hair
that greasy lool
The mass effect 3 human hair is such a downgrade compared to her haircut in 1
Maximum Absorbency Garment (MAG) is an adult-sized diaper with extra absorption material
Quarians wear those inside their suits.
She has a hot body, cute personality, is young and is most likely a virgin. She has an obviously huge crush on Shepard and it is kind of endearing. She also sticks with Shepard the entire series and never once abandons him.
Compare that to:
Liara, who suffers from writer's pet syndrome and is just kind of boring.
Ashley, who is average looking but the worst part is that she is not loyal and abandons you in ME2.
Miranda, who is annoying as fuck and is giga whore who canonically fucked a nigger.
Jack, another giga slut who has fucked countless people and is mentally unstable.
Kelly, who is not really a significant character.
The choice is pretty obvious.
she's cute and acts cute
what more do you want
Only good part of her in 3 are her big honkers. Her face looks much better in 1.
adorable faceless dork with a dumptruck ass(female)
yeah a lot of nerds are gonna fall for her
Jack
mfw
wife
Kind of creepy but maybe could get used to it
Wrex
too bad they dont have it for all 3 games