Game is rigged against half the playerbase

lil bros really need to score to see that pussy ain't all that
Certainly ain't worth humiliation ritual that tinder is

pay2win

half

more like 90%. There are no women on dating apps because of you anons, yes you faggots. You are such massive fucking horny goblin creeps you scare them all away.

I'm not indian though?

caring about sex

I can play games, have a good time in front of the computer and then if I get horny I can goon to the wildest porn imaginable and coom harder than a pussy ever could make me coom.

Embrace the future, reject the past.

half

Tinder is like 80% men

lil bros need to fuck a few women and get a few pregnancy scares (hopefully not resulting in a new wagebaby) to get over pussy

Denounce the AI slop, "saar".

it is over

exactly no one does anymore

Chat is this real??

i support eugenics, if i die without reproducing too bad, whatever

life is rigged against us bros

Fuck dude. I'm pretty chadly and getting decent matches until I got banned out of nowhere. You can't even win as a 8/10 dude.

same. If my genes are shit, then oh well. The issue is that indians exist.

Is there a better game to play? Everything else is also meme tier. Or maybe I just fucking hate normalfags.

no risk no reward desu

half

That's optimistic, those apps only exists so women, even the most ugly ones, feel like they can have 100 matches, only like 1% end up in dates there more less in a relationship

AI is slop of the highest order, and anyone who engages with it is a subhuman who should get his citizen rights revoked.

Getting a job is harder

34 and have yet to experience any of that, lol

my youngest cousin got his first gf at 14, going over for his birthday and his GF is there and having to face reality that he has more confidence and experience with women than I do and he didn't even exist when I was his age. Laughing at my life

cause i can play for free anytime anywhere. you can't catch any fish if you don't have a lure in the water.

and they should. either use the app selectively, or fuck off. niggas who set up a contraption so they can swipe right while they sleep are faggots.

Nobody uses dating apps anymore OP. You'd have better luck DMing random girls on Instagram like a creepy indian man, unironically.

half

More like 90%

it's not rigged if you don't mind getting dirty int he pigsty. i do not recommend it though and it's better to be alone than to degrade yourself like that

Checks out. Except I feel more satisfied with life now than at 23 and I don't have kids (I'd love to though)

I'm just not going to play the game.

no way, it's probably like 30% women and like 30% bots that randomly message/poke dudes who login

That's how my friend got married.

OK, now eat a beef burger.

Gonna fuck a cute fatty on Friday bros, can't wait

teach me how to redeem

Women literally love attention and will shy away the fact that you messaged them out of nowhere if you're charismatic enough

you don't support anything dumbass you're just a parrot that likes to suck the cock of old dead men

have fun, wrap your willing son

That’s what support means, faggot.

It will stink and you'll wanna kill yourself after you cum

Yea. That checks out. My friend is pretty charismatic despite what blackpillers would say about his looks and height

i have never tried getting a girl friend

Hey, I also like to suck the cock of old alive men!

Yeah, and?

They should've just included skill based matchmaking

same, a girl approached me a long time ago and I fucked it. I'm much older and getting uglier so it's probably over at this point.

I'm not an amerifat either, so I don't have a burger at my disposal at all times unfortunately.

objectively untrue. nobody liked cold approaches, dating apps have completely supplanted traditional chance meetings as a method of meeting potential suitors.

same
never tried getting laid either. Virgin for a lack of trying

I've only ever ended up dating Muslim girls on this

Good advice, thanks bro
I wanna kill myself most days at least I can get a nut off before I go to bed

It isn't, most guys have stopped. The golden era for online dating was lavalife, you missed it by a mile.

l2p git gud etc pp

behold

sex and a kiss before a relationship

sluts

bragging about becoming plapjak

anon... no...

same, I don’t even know how I would try. It seems like too much effort to find someone I actually like.

Really makes you think who's pushing this content to the top of people's social media feeds

woman's honest thoughts are ragebait

yes, this is accurate

i'm sorry for your mental malfunction

lack of trying

A cope some of us incels tell ourselves because we're afraid of confirming how unfuckable we are

since I never tried doesn't that make me a volcel?

i have accepted my permanent virginity, i will never get a gf. i tried tinder and all other dating apps for 5+ years, never went on a date. i'm not gonna change myself to someone i don't want to be to get women

Be 25, 10 years ago

Depressed, decide its because I'm lonely and want gf

Get Tindr and get to swiping

In 6 months get matched exactly 5 times

All bots

And thats how I found out I'm both ugly and boring. Gave up on gf since. I'm much happier now that I've accepted dying alone is my fate.

I have actually never tried but also don’t know how to try.
Nah, we’re still incels, because we don’t voluntarily not try.

Why are there still people using T*nder? Literally every competitor is objectively better.

the only competitor to tinder is badoo and that's also shit

why cant I find love on the modern equivalent of Myfuckbook.com

the dumb hoes on fresh and fit podcast blackpilled me

it pays to be first

half

bruh tinder is like 80% male
also all women use it like this

Like I said, that is a cope some of us tell ourselves. "I haven't tried so I'm technically a volcel" when in our subconscious mind we know the reality is we would be incel regardless of trying or not.

Only you yourself know the answer to that uncomfortable question.

confirming how unfuckable we ar

I'm not that unfuckable, it's all mental for me. I'm not a chad but I'm certainly not ugly.

Just a pussy coward.

First kiss

21, almost 22

Losing virginity

Same, athough sex basically didn't happen because I couldn't put out

First relationship

29, but we don't see each other too often.

I thought I had a relationship with that girl from when I was 21 but it resulted in such a shitshow I legitimately got PTSD and some sort of depressive ego death, re-evaluated my whole life at that point.

Marriage/Child

N/A

Peak of life satisfaction

Probably 17-21. It'll never get remotely good again.

Men who swipe right on everything usually aren't very desirable

I don't know, I'm tall, white and not ugly
I could do it if I tried

dumb whores exist

This shouldnt be a revelation and they should fit into your dating pool about as well as Gay men and trans women(they shouldnt)

Sorry I'm just happier being alone. I value my free time way to much to ever want to be in a relationship that would demand my time and energy.

Literally all dating and hookup sites have the same problems and are not any better.

no they don't, same outcome either way

pay us, chud

They're literally just random girls. Thousands of them. and 99% are retarded slags who can't even name 3 countries.

4s thinking they're 9s and 10s

I married a coworker so Im no expert, but tindr is far and away the most "Hookup" of dating services unless some new tinder equivalent holds the crown

yes anon, dating apps are full of people that are either undateable or unfuckable
anybody who doesn't belong in one of those two categories doesn't stay for long

FYI, match group (tinder owners) also owns:
Archer
Asian People Meet
Azar
Baby Boomer People Meet
Black People Meet
Black Christian People Meet
Black Professional People Meet
BLK
Catholic People Meet
Chinese People Meet
Chispa
Delightful
Democratic People Meet
Divorced People Meet
Even
GenX People Meet
Hakuna
HER
Hinge
India Match
Interracial People Meet
Italian People Meet
J People Meet
Latino People Meet
LDS Planet
Little People Meet
Loveandseek
Marriage Minded People Meet
Match.com
Meetic
OkCupid
Ourtime
Pairs
Peoplemeet
Petpeoplemeet
Plenty of Fish
Republican People Meet
Salams
Senior Black People Meet
Ship
Single People Meet
Stir
The League
Tinder
Upward
Yuzu
Veggie People Meet

theyre just regular ole girls

Literally every single one of them is there to pimp their escort services/OF, ya doofus

No quite but yes, Tinder has a hidden MMR system, if you act desperate this lowers your MMR, so does things like not updating photos, not receiving likes, no interacting with matches. You can notice it in real time too if you make a new account vs an old one, new account the people you see will be significantly better looking and more desirable but if you have an old profile you haven't used in months where you get no matches the women will be majority ugly, fat, single moms, old, etc. I'm not even making this up.
Also the biggest difference is is that Tinder is basically entirely for hookups and low commitment sexual relationships, not long last relationships and if you try to use it for that you will fail and become one of those

"I swiped on 40000 women and got 9 matches and 1 date"

type of posts
If you want to actually date go to Hinge or Bumble.

I thought this was fake. Why do most of these even exist? What the fuck?

Tinder is fucking garbage
Go partying or some shit, and if you can't you weren't going to get laid by using an app anyways

none of them are random or normal girls

Ask the next girl you talk to (in person) if they know what "fresh and fit" or "whatever podcast" is, if they say yes, RUN

Brother's girlfriend says that I must just be doing something wrong with my profile

Reluctantly agree to let her do "an experiment"

She sets it up, takes photos she spent like an hour getting me to pose for

Manages it for 3 months

She doesn't get any real matches either

I've never had lower self esteem than that moment

hitting on people at the club sucks

Just get a job and put a modicum of effort into your appearance. Maybe get a personality while you're at it.
That picrel is only if you're black, male or female.

Same, could never be bothered.

But do they own Meet n fuck?

Selling a false hope for people to escape loneliness makes for a very profitable venue, especially if your real objective is to keep people lonely

Karaoke is always a good strat if youre willing to embarass yourself

More like 70% of the player base

Highly doubt you're an 8/10

but there's nothing social about it, you sing a song then step down and continue drinking

because we don’t voluntarily not try

what did he mean by this?

meet n HUH!?!?!?

They own the Nintendo switch emulator? Smh

lil bros need to ruin pair bonding for themselves, thus increasing the global disconnect between human beings

Extremely jewish of you to say.

ESL retard

I'm 5'3".

why do Black People Meet or Asian People Meet exist

truly a generational head-scratcher

Then you aint doin it right.

more porn and more accessibility to creating porn is..............LE BAD

Shalom.

what am i supposed to do? go talk to random girls drinking beer at their table when i finish a song?

tinder NEEDS to implement an easy mode

why aren't there options to make tinder playable for people with tone-deafness?

thank you tinder for adding filters to deal with my sociophobia

you don't have to fuck the girl in order to be a follower

I've come to prefer being alone. I like my peace and quiet. Better to be alone than to be surrounded by assholes.

he thinks women gatekeeping reproduction leads to eugenics

Brother, you have the spotlight. You can walk around and be a total jackass living out rockstar fantasies.

glorifying being stuck with a fat bitch

generic extremist propaganda remark

Yep, you're a retard.

Sing song passionately and animated
Drink beer
Cheer on girl singing
Strike up conversation
BEE yourself

Are you aware that this is in fact exactly what you are supposed to do and this is actually how you meet new people everywhere?

Finally a thread about video games

stop being a faggot, anon
talk to a lot of girls and one of them will say yes, you just need to go through the shit
that's all you need

Past was more soulful, fuck off.
How? If you're a white male like all Anon Babble users claim to be, then life is actually rigged in your favor to an absurd degree.

touch ass

your slop isn't even worth being porn, ahmed

those stats are from that inane infographic that claims most people buy their 2nd house before breaking 40k/y a year

I've always thought tinder is a one night stand game, which is the main reason I've never played it

Peak life satisfaction

23

The average 23 year old is drowning in debt and can barely save anything.

This is incel blackpill propaganda.

Goonerslop.
Even porn games look badass and manly next to this slop.

Trvke
Effort is a meme anyways women will go out of their way to get in your pants if they are attracted.

why would i do that? that's not me

that's not me

that's horrible, never done that

Fuck the talmud and fuck you, pajeet.

This. Us white(see:brown) Anon Babble users, the game is ours!

Yuzu

VIDEO GAMES????

Where do I even meet women?

Not that y'all would know

most people buy their 2nd house before breaking 40k/y a year

What the fuck.

Archer, AsianPeopleMeet, Azar, BabyBoomerPeopleMeet, BlackChristianPeopleMeet, BlackPeopleMeet, BlackProfessionalPeopleMeet, BLK, CatholicPeopleMeet, Chemistry.com, ChinesePeopleMeet, Chispa, ChristianMingle, DemocraticPeopleMeet, DisonsDemain, DivorcedPeopleMeet, Even, GenXPeopleMeet, Hakuna, Hinge, HyperConnect, IndiaMatch, InterracialPeopleMeet, ItalianPeopleMeet, JDate, JPeopleMeet (Japan), LatinoPeopleMeet, LDSPlanet, LittlePeopleMeet, LoveAndSeek, LoveScout24 (Germany), Match.com, Meetic, NOIR, OkCupid, OurTime, Pairs, PeopleMeet, PetPeopleMeet, Plenty of Fish (POF), RepublicanPeopleMeet, SeniorBlackPeopleMeet, SeniorPeopleMeet, Ship, SinglePeopleMeet, Stir, Tandem, The League, Tinder, Twoo, Upward, VeggiePeopleMeet, Yuzu

I feel like your choices if you don't wanna use Tinder are to either make friends who may hook you up, go partying with them or maybe meet someone through your job or some kind of community but I wouldn't count on that one

People are very individualistic and recluded in this day and age so it's hard to find a group where people can make friends or meet other people in person, unless you go looking for it specifically for that. It's just the way it is and it's good to be aware that things are just difficult instead of just getting obsessed over Tinder or looksmaxxing

what's this?

School. If you're done with that, good luck.

You don't know what you're talking about and is actually totally right.
DMing and commenting stories on instagram is the current meta.
Much better than Tinder too since it's a lot easier to filter bots and just find normal people who aren't desperate for a relationship.

based autist

Corprus Disease is curable nowadays.

if you're charismatic enough

game is based on stat grinding

Its horrible because you've never done it, you need to actually practice talking to other people to learn to talk to other people, its a skill the same as anything.
This is like you saying

"I could never enter a fighting game tournament that sounds horrible I've never done that I don't even play fighting games"

Well get your ass in the fucking lab and start learnin some combos lil nigga it ain't gonna happen on its own.

All the matches I get are from single moms in their 40s. Who wants that?

I wasnt able to get a housing loan until I made 98k a year. Granted the conditions of that loan are so favorable Ive been unemployed for 3 years and still paying the mortgage, but banks and loan companies wanted nothing to do with me til I was above 90k

Anon Babble-tier post

not this Walton Goggins face ass nigga comparing himself to the guys with regular hairlines. LOL

yeah so i'm fucked

i don't like going to the club, it's loud and shitty music. i go maybe once every few years with a couple friends if they invite me

"gatekeeping is good"

get gatekept from a relationship with a woman

"WOOOOOOOOOW"

I remember reading an essay arguing that dating apps often aren't used to date at all but rather because they make you feel powerful with how easily they let you pronounce judgment on real people. He made a funny comparison between using your thumb to swipe and how a Roman emperor decided a gladiator's fate with his thumb.

This. Getting attention from literally anyone after belting out a song while also mildly buzzed is a high

but it scawwy Im scawed

Youre missing out.

some one has messaged you, sign up for gold to read it!

*paypigs*

empty inbox

You might have a dash of the tism, anon. I might too, because I agree with everything you said.

Gotta risk it for the biscuit brother. You'll figure it out one day. Ladies don't necessarily want an "alpha", but they at least want someone who shows initiative. Unless you're ridiculously handsome or just happen to be someone's type, you will never have someone approach you if you don't put yourself out there in some way. I have been approached ONE time in my entire life (ironically when I had a GF) during work. It's just not a feasible model. If you're an artist of some sort and you can showcase something, that's different, but for run-of-the-mill social interactions you have to make yourself stand out in some fashion.

hes not aware of the tinder meta

bro? you are supposed to lie, trick and catfish. works fine for me to fuck some stupid bitches unprotected. but a relationship... thats something else

yes i have autism

one day

i'm getting closer and closer to 40, there's no saving me now

the current meta is scouring Instagram to manually compliment women for free in the hopes they'll respond with interest

fuck that. that sounds like a lot more work than firing off swipes. good luck with your Abacus, buddy.

Normal people being happy is not propaganda, weirdo.

trying to get guidance on dating and relationships from Anon Babble

this place has no game, for both vidya and dating
do NOT

Go partying or some shit, and if you can't you weren't going to get laid by using an app anyways

Patently untrue. Unless im a massive outlier, i dont go partying ever.

And going partying implies several expenses and liabilities that apps go without, so even by your standards its best to stick to the apps.

Parties are for drunk faggots.

It's a sex app for women and a money extractor for men

I NEED TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE... I JUST FLIPPIN' DO, ALRIGHT???

Anon Babble will give you better advice than a chad with a maxed charisma stat hitting you with the "just walk up to the manager, shake his hand, and say 'Im youre new guy' "

Black Professional People Meet

If that's how you truly feel then don't let any faggot tell you otherwise.

You sound like a guy whos afraid his single mom gonna walk in during the gooning session

these niggas are trolling you, little bro. they're trying to get you to approach girls like Neil Patrick Harris playing a ladies man in a 2010's sitcom. nobody behaves that way in real life. lmao

Faggots getting more pussy than you

If desperately firing off swipes on a dating app on a bunch of 6/10 woman is the most effort you're willing to put then I'm sorry to say you're not getting in any type of relationship ever.

MALADJUSTED TO A SICK WORLD

I go into these threads specifically to give bad advice to people in hopes that they actually go out and try this shit.
Yeah, go do karaoke lmao, you're gonna meet her bro, that's how everyone does it.

And that’s why so many men are single now. You HAVE to do that if you want to get a girlfriend. It is literally the only way.

You sound like an enlightened chad.

Online dating is a trap. Women have all the power there because men are more aggressive there than usual and thus come in droves and get themselves into vulnerable situations.

So nigger just dont. Go outside if you want pussy. Unironically even hookers are better than messing with online dating.

most of them don't do that.

Weirdo

Must be a hellish experience living in your skin, but really most people arent experiencing peak satisfaction (which is a stupid unmeasureable metric) when theyre at peak debt, thats just retarded.

The fact that you want others to belive your blackpilling nonsense just tells me you want other people to feel miserable, because youre miserable. Sorry man, but youre alone.

First relationship after kiss and sex

Hold the fuck up

Just go to a bar, walk up to some random girl, and slap her ass. Bitches LOVE cocky men. If you don’t put yourself out there, you’ll never make it.

Out of curiosity: assuming you were out in a karaoke, what song would you try to sing?

used both tinder and hinge last year and got multiple matches

not even good looking since i am both fat and a manlet, but my standards are low so it worked out

fumbled all of them because i am too autistic to move past just talking on the app and trying to establish an actual date

Maybe this year will be good.

Thats' the female version

You just talk to people man, it's no scam. It's like the dating apps in terms of chances although people tend to be a bit more vitriolic in their rejection. Better than getting left on read, IMO

in private with friends last time i did space oddity and some other similar song i can't remember now, some old classic like that i like.
what i really don't like about karaoke is that the backing track is different so it really throws me off

just females getting their pissflaps clapped after a long night at the club

against half the playerbase

uh.... your underselling that a bit, no?

I had the first three at 15-16... 15 years later and it's never happened again lol

Round Here by Counting Crows but any song that starts as a song and gives you an excuse to yell.

they get more AIDS too lmao

Men are the same way, imagine a cute girl messages you out of nowhere and financial rape doesn't exist for you.

You wish retard. I spend far less than you do and get far more pussy.

Go back to doing MDMA and making your dad cry.

Worse than an incel is you wannabe chads hounding image boards.

partying

That's done to find hoes and maybe STDs, not quality women

I don’t do that because then I’ll get matched with a bunch of fat girls

dood just be urself and go to a bar all the chicks are there just waiting for a guy ;)

go to bar

every woman there is with another guy already every fucking time

strange how there's no response to this

That's oddly specific, care to share with the thread?

Tinder is an ego booster disguised as a dating app. Anyone who is seriously looking for a new relationship is either going out to parties or using paid dating apps.

install gacha game

find a nice woman

spend a little bit of money to get the woman

she loves me unconditionally

can buy her cute outfits

can clear all content with her

You guys gotta take the gacha pill. This shit is fucking incredible and I never need to touch a dating app again.

Anime openings, bitches love 'em.

I have avoidant personality disorder, I was never going to make it.

Literally never even tried and its only gotten worse with age too, I am the furthest away from getting a gf that I've ever been. I'm going to die a kissless virgin

Refuckingminder this was an add for some British loan corporation

quality women

thanks for the laugh, grandpa

This chart is about half a century out of date, add 15 years to all of them

Remember when dating apps used to be seen as a kind of joke like 20 years ago? I remember. Now look at the dating meta.
I find it quite sad how most people nowadays need to enter a "dating market" and depend on an app to get laid, it feels so depressing to me. Maybe we should go back to pillaging and rape

Some guy made a fake profile of a chad who is a child rapist on Tinder and loads of women were still interested in him and didn't give a shit that he raped children

cheezburger.com/3017733/guy-conducts-twisted-experiment-on-tinder-as-fake-child-rapist-and-gets-horrifying-results

You need to make friends with women you will not/cannot fuck through hobbies. They will bankroll your reputation with other single women

I feel nothing when I roll the gacha anymore. It helped me cope for a time, but as I now am a 30 year old boomer, it is not enough anymore…

Just go out to a party
Get a couple shots down, do a line or two, you'll ease up and open up. Women love that shit.
Once you're feeling good you just need to start chatting with the ladies.

yeah we know that normgroids are retarded and nothing makes sense in their insane world

I am exclusively into chubby chicks and dating apps are impossible to use because it all gave them super high standards.

Dead serious I dont think I found true contentment til 30. Money may not buy happiness, but owning a home and not having to move every year, magically lose thousands of dollars in administrative fees and security deposits, and deal with mexicans downstairs and drunk white trash child abusers upstairs does a lot for your wellbeing

People have remade the chad pedo experiment countless times and each time it's the same.

At the same time, we don't know how many women reported/ignored the account

You can actually use inspect element and chrome extensions to unblur the profile photos and names on a lot of dating apps. I know this works on Bumble and Boo

You're an incel that believes he's a volcel.

CANDYVANLET SEETHING

just ingest poison and inhale hard drugs so you can get your whiskey dick wet dude

Just go out to a party

I have no friends and I'm in my 30s

Just say hello and shake their hand bro

because they see the pic and don't read anything else and then just keep going through the pics for others again

You need some serious help.

that one's just code for "black but not niggers meet"

PARTICIPATE IN OUR GAME, YOU FUCKING INCEL

JUST BE NICE, CHUD

patently untrue. furthermore, i think it's hilarious to use the word desperate to describe swiping left and right on the toilet, while also hyping up manually scouring Instagram and leaving free positive comments under womens' photos hoping they'll see them and wanna fuck you. lmao

pretend to be 18, it works for people in the movies

Why are normalfags terrible at giving sound advice?

If you try and date online your not trying to date.
Gotta actually talk to bitches. Meet them IRL or its not gonna happen for ya

Damn that's brutal

Play some chick game like Valorant.

Maybe you cheated on her? I think you should really dedicate yourself to a single girl per game.
If you get the hots for every limited banner then yeah, it's probably over, but if you cherish just one it makes the game special.

morality doesn't apply to handsome, successful people. It's why that Chad experiment works or why Jimmy Savile diddled hundreds of kids and nobody gave a shit about it. That's how normgroids work.

A guy did the chad pedo experiment and recorded it and posted a video on reddit. I think it was the same experiment I linked. He had HUNDREDS of women in his DMs and he even asked the women if they read his bio and they said they did and they still didn't care.

get a few drinks in

give performance of a lifetime

pay attention to the crowd

check for women who seem to enjoy your performance

go talk to them after you're done

It's not rocket science. Invite them to sing a duet, whoever bites is into you and you can easily get her number after.

poor fashion sense

bottle blondes

septum piercings

tattoos

social media obsessed

politics obsessed

high body count

masculine deportment

career focused

I'm just not interested. Today men have to work harder than their grandpa did to get a hoe worse than his grandmother.

At the same time, we don't know how many women reported/ignored the account

Kinda true, 10 - 12 matches is actually abysmal for a guy that relentlessly hot

Tinder is for finding friends, not just sex.

swiping left and right on the toilet

You couldn't sound more pathetic if you tried.

Luck plays a part too
I didn't even make a move on my first gf, her friends basically handed her to me and told me she liked me

I should've said handsome and/or successful people since savile is ugly as fuck but he was successful and normalfags ignore morality if they perceive you as a powerful/successful human
being handsome tricks them into thinking you're powerful

You guys are more paranoid of ESLs and Indians than pol.

Nvm, fuck me i guess that's wild

valo girls

fate worse than being single

I am not a handsome guy, so when I say I did it, you can too

>go talk to them after you're done

ew starting conversations with random people

Check sing along albums on Spotify, hundreds of songs everyone knows and loves. Pick any that you enjoy.

meanwhile Anon Babble: "I can fix her!"

You gotta build the network dude, Im not saying pipe every girl on valorant
Play valorant, or league, or some other smelly girl game, get in her discord, youll meet tens of approachable women

On one hand it sucks knowing you will never have a girlfriend
But on the other hand it liberates you from not giving a shit about a ton of stuff that people do to maintain their societal status

intelligence used to be the #1 breeding trait but that has been completely inverted in the 21st century

I'm okay with being single, honestly. If a girl ends up liking me one day, then I hope I can make the relationship good for both of us. But I understand that some guys just don't have any luck. At least I tried and did my best.

women will fuck handsome criminals

woah... mind = blown...
this would have some merit if he was receiving something concrete and long term, like a relationship, or a marriage proposal.

Cope, wait til you find out hot guys are smarter than you

yeah us rick and morty enjoyers are being denied fair maidens....

Apps are cancer

Apps and Covid killed the irl places to meet someone.

What are you even supposed to do now?

Dobson-esque post

No bullshit, girls on tinder who are a bit above average have thousands of swipes from men. I saw it with my own eyes. Don’t waste your time unless you’re literally a show stopper 10/10 gigachad. Worst rat race imaginable.

Go to church, join a bible study group, help then with community events.

Yeah because literal murderers in the death row don't get marriage proposals.

You can't refute him, anyone with an IQ above 120 has harder time dating specifically because women prefer dumb guys who are easy to manipulate. There's also no way to reverse this, if you're too smart to be dateable you're just fucked.

You do have a Discord... right?

Damn a modern fedora tipper
I tip my hat to you my good fellow

You can't just say that without explaining how

What's the purpose of this doomer permavirgin thread?

No one in their 20’s is happy right now.

tfw to intelligent

Classic reddit example of making a claim with no argument, pretending its true, and then saying it cant be refuted.

only ever been told I'm attractive by other guys and older women

any girl around my age who shows interest is just messing with me

a hwat?

Pick up a cool hobby that women love.
I recommend joining a trail running group, bouldering, or arts and crafts clubs. There's lot of single women in those types of things just waiting for someone to approach them. If you're not at least hitting up a club or two during the weekend then it's no wonder you're never meeting anyone. Doesn't matter if it's not your style, you have to network and make connections. Get and insta here, get a snap there, soon you're going to be in so many friend groups full of women. It's pretty simple and I'm flabbergasted that there's so many people here that don't know how to do any of this.

I'm not a tranny, so no.

I recommend joining a trail running group, bouldering, or arts and crafts clubs.

No thanks, they are boring as hell.

being able to sleep on a huge bed without any apes screaming is seriously sooooo goooooooood

Be willing to lose
Be passionate
Know that you have value
Go off about inane shit you care about, like how the Sonic movies fucking suck and they should have just copied Sonic Adventure 2

mom smoked during pregnancy

have a bunch of learning disabilities and ADHD

got molested when I was 5

I was simply never going to make it

a club

I presume you don't mean a night club.

I got the ick just reading this and I'm a guy.
You need to work on yourself, get bags, get a house, look good, and sweat confidence.
No wonder women just ignore you

[Good News] [Casual Reminder] Many men will try to talk you out of using dating apps solely because they themselves are also using them and do not want you to enter their competition pool. It costs you absolutely nothing to put a profile out there and see what happens. I was afraid to use Tinder till I was like 24, but within a year of making a profile I met 3 different girls who were absolutely lovely and wanted to be my girlfriend. I only wish I had locked one of them down instead of staying hung up on an ex-girlfriend. One of them even played UMvC 3 regularly. She was a cute, thick, latina with an outstanding body.

I can talk with women casually well enough but their is this mental block that has prevent me from figuring out to to raise that to flirting/asking someone out.
It’s frustrating since several people have told me that I am attractive and outgoing but I feel so isolated at times.

she was an overweight latina with a double digit body count

no thanks

doomer mental

kek. this.

Likes

Traveling

Animals

New Expirences

Something oh so quirky xD

Women on these things are boring as shit, better off buying a fleshlight than dealing with the nags these women are / will become.

Blame the internet with virgin/incel memes

Communicate it, whenever you get anything resembling a compliment hit em with "Im sorry, Im retarded, are you flirting with me?"
If no, its harmless and move on
If yes, get it wet get it wet it wet

There is objectively nothing wrong with being a virgin.

You can do the cold call approach and just ask someone out after you're talking to someone for a couple minutes (make it very casual appointment, like a coffee date, dog walk at the park, etc.) or get their number/socials and continue the conversation to gauge their interest.

Actually just got my first like in months while reading this thread.
I wish I was shitposting

reality is doomer

grim

No, intelligence hasn't been positively correlated with fertility since the mid 19th century... please don't talk about things outside your area of knowledge

Brought to you by Death Stranding 2

coffee date

ick

actually attractive, not 10/10 gigachad but regularly get likes and compliments, some people I know IRL think I'm womanizer

complete and utter autist with non-existent self-esteem and negative confidence

fumble every single conversation with girls, even those that were initiated by them

Been liked by a few trannies, you'll get over it.

I got the ick just reading this and I'm a guy.

You sound like a grade A faggot.

Game devs become more interested in player retention than intended gameplay loop fulfillment

22 and none of these except peak life satisfaction (as of now)

my childhood, teenage years, and young adult life were all awful so things can only get better from here

needs an apps

he didn't even try firm hand shake and hand delivering his resume

ngmi
My current strat is walking around the mall and shouting pick up lines at tlarge groups of women. AoE farming.

K bro what do you like then. Be authentic but just know if it's some super niche interests you're gonna turn off girls before you even get to the first date (not necessarily a bad thing)

The only mistake is that you might be too self aware. People love talking about themselves all the time, selfaware autists are scared to do that because they think it might be unnatural but you can captivate a girl on some autist shit like "The only good Godzilla was the original one"

"capitalists" support this

Blackpill whining threads are on /v now.

What happened? Got kicked out from /fit?

How about you quit jerking off every day and start trying to be normal?

why bother when the entire civilized world has been on a downswing for nearly 20 years
the economy has collapsed twice in only my adult lifetime
give me something to die for and I will go

i met my current GF from helping out a random person with my stardew valley mod
love this dumb shitty bloatware chat software

because we don’t voluntarily not try

23 peak of life satisfaction

When i was 23 I got diagnosed with a rare auto immune disease and was told my kidneys only had a couple years left. Literally the year my life went to shit.

only descriptor I've received from women my age is "cute"

Not even in a physical way, always in relation to my behaviour. I get it's not inherently negative, and some of them might have even viewed it positively, but holy fuck I'd now rather be called anything else. I don't want to be "cute".

No.

I'm not reading this thread but don't use any dating app, it will make you hate yourself and you will be supporting this dystopian shit even more. For every 30 men on it there is one girl, for every 100 men there is one cute girl(aged 18-30). Depending on where you live there could be a roman legion's worth of men per girl. Even if you match with one there is a 90% chance she will unadd or ignore you. I would much rather not play this game.

inb4 muh loneliness I can't find a partner any other way

You are a man get over it, find something better to do with your life. It's better to treat yourself with respect than be viewed at like fodder by people who don't give a shit about you.

she could play Zelda

it's a joke. some women consider coffee dates too low effort.

best advice in the thread unironically

You think you guys have it rough? Try being into BBW milfs. They all want college studs with huge dicks.

...which one

If you have a friend with a gf or sister invite them all to hang out first then solo for second date. This works so much better its unreal

Fair enough.

For sure. Can't please all of the people all of the time.

look good in mirror

look like shit in phone pictures

wut do?

Go to a bar. Compliment some girls. Buy her a drink. Talk about travel ,your experiences, places you want to go and see.
Be spontaneous. Go on a road trip. Go on two. Get the cream sauce

I'm actually talking to an otaku girl that I met on a dating app, it's called twitter/X
You just need to post good enough and your oomfs turn into croomfs, use her strawpage (or make your own) to make the first move, then its DMs and discord.
You should really have a creative hobby that you post about. The algorithm will hook you up with people that like the same things as you and have the same sense of humor etc.

if you think someone swiped right several hundred times a day for over 5 years you are a fucking retard

Video games

being into bbws without a big dick

brother....

girl childhood friend falls away at like 15

she finds me on facebook all these years later

she invites me to coffee

"sure that sounds fun"

she asks whats been goin on, tell her about job and how Im getting married at the end of the year

conversation completely dies and she hasnt messaged me once since

Hmm....

Talk about travel ,your experiences

uh oh

bar girls

loving every laugh

Yeh it's all networking. You can do everything "right" in being confident and fun and some bitches will just never bite. Oh well, on to the next one.

When will people realize that right swiping everyone screws your ELO? This is not a joke; these apps calculate an ELO based on swipeback percentages. If you try to match with nearly everyone, your account is softlocked. Be even a little bit picky and your profile will be shown to more women.
t. was on multiple dating apps for 5 years and learned the hard way how to maximize my dates

You must have had a shit job, anon

live laugh love

I scored twice and lost my virginity from Tinder , never got a second date either time though. It's a hookup app so yeah no shit women on there are going to be extremely picky. If you want an actual relationship you need to have irl friends and meet friends of friends among the group or just lucky. My longest relationship was with a former coworkers which lasted for 3 years

Before I got in shape, went to therapy, and got some money in my early 20's I was pretty much just a hopeless loser but that was because I kept myself in a cycle of inaction and emotional instability which women find absolutely repellent. You CAN get laid if you're willing to genuinely change yourself and get some social skills

Getting a single girl to cosign you not being a psycho goes a long way

t. foid

I had a random asian woman in my whatsapp hiking group reach out to me privately, gassed me up for like an hour, then when I told her my age (6 years younger than her) she completely lost interest. Most bizarre experience I've ever had because I barely post pics and have a default profile

over 80% of women ignore over 80% of men on dating apps

63% of men in the US have checked out of society due to marriage and dating being a rigged and unfair game and society in general shitting on men

How is western society going to get men to come back? It's projected to be close to 80% of men checking out by 2030

therapy

pfff

I don't want to get laid with whores I want a good wife

If she's on Tinder she's fucking traaaaaaaash

Put her in the fucking GAAAAAARBAGE

its because non of them were black

I just finished explaining the mechanics and moving parts of wrath and death of the heavens in FFXIV's DSR. She thought I was the coolest dude ever I'm pretty sure. She doesn't play video games outside of Pokemon

It only works for 5 or so months cause no new events with her.

Then you're better off sticking to meeting friends of friends at events and all that

Hey it works, I had severe PTSD from my coke head parents beating the shit out of me as a child and almost dying once and therapy helped me get over it and get a lot more confident so I could finally get laid. Shit works

Chicks like passion. If you can talk about shit you like with passion and ideally a narrative structure, youre doing better than most guys in this thread

how exactly does one define "checking out"
because that could mean literally anything

So don't use the apps

How is western society going to get men to come back?

It won't. What do you think the point of immigration? Single men will still pay taxes and slave their lives away while immigrants close the population gap.

They aren't. Why do you think most western governments are so hellbent on open boarders?

6ft

Middle one.
Not that any of them are a real catch, but if you're into the other two, more power to you.

I tried both, both gave me close to 0 proper matches

That's literally all we do. It's the meta for life. What?

C'mon anon, you know no one here plays games.

but if you're into the other two, more power to you.

it's not about being "into," moreso just they're at least w*men.

Single men will still pay taxes and slave their lives away

Under what jobs? All of them are leaving the country and being sold to browns. They wont do shit, they just want you dead.

porn is le good

I bet you're the same guy who tries to gaslight people into hating Christianity on Anon Babble by trying to convince them they want to diddle little boys. "like their ancestors"

Similar but I'm a tall ghoul. I found success in only using Hinge to drop the free rose they give you and asking them out on a date in one of the first few messages (ideally the first) and ignoring the app outside of that.
The 'talking phase' feels like it's supposed to happen after you've confirmed interest in/plans for a date. Before then the women often give low energy answers or tread water, I rarely saw any form of growth.
Fair warning that this is anecdotal and I've only had success once, still dating that girl

Take a picture of the mirror and put it next to your profile picture so they can see the reflection of your profile picture.

Compliment some girls

are you the "walk away" guy?

women arent worth the time or effort, literally just jerk off and move on
whores are worthless and offer nothing
if you want children you have a low iq

antinatalist

shalom

I was doing the Anthony Bourdain meme and I made the post before I realized I wasn't on Anon Babble, so no one got it.

Learn what angles and lighting do and apply to face.

Twitter is basically a dating app based on personality instead of looks

I have 6 female friends who are all 19+ and are kissless virgins too who can't pull. Not even just saying no to ugly dudes. They legit cannot get anyone at all to be interested in them.

Tinder in 2025

ISHYGDDT
You're better off finding chicks on Discord and Xitter than on dating apps.

6 female friends who are all 19+ and are kissless virgins too who can't pull.

lol and you believe them?

I really think this place rots your brain. I still come to Anon Babble daily to get my vidya "discussion", because there's no gay upvoting or personal karma or fame or anything. It's just anons shouting at each other, and after a while you learn to pick something worthwhile in the middle of all the retardation. Anon Babble is great for vidya discussion and news, but please for the love of god, don't make this cesspool your primary source of human interaction.

Using dating apps is really embarrassing. I made a fake account just to see who was using it near me and I saw a bunch of my female coworkers trying to look cute for the camera and it just made me depressed. Like they dont get enough attention from dudes irl that they have to resort to an app full of degenerate freaks.

chicks on Discord

Uh...yeah, chicks with dicks. Not pretty looking ones either.

What's your diagnosis and more importantly why aren't you fucking them?

I'm gay

Nah, I had like 10 women approach me and turned them all down because of autism. One Latina was even pretty persistent and I dropped my spaghetti. Women are absolute garbage now though and I'd probably be regarded as "mid" these days just because I don't look like perfect 10/10 Chad. Women just have too many rights. If society doesn't reign them in, you have a culture of psychopaths (both men and women alike).

Those are underage anime edgelords farming simps for fortnite bux. Please use your brain.

tfw I haven't felt passion for anything in almost two decades

skull is a perfect sphere

wearing a hat in both photos

photo with a dead animal

anthem is a Country record (misogynist chud genre)

son is alienating 95% of women from rip. hit the treadmill, take the hat off, get a better haircut, and save the dead animal photos for the boys' group chat unless you're trying to alienate any woman who doesn't wanna go hunting/fishing with you.

you don't deserve a good wife

meet a girl who plays vidya

get along real well

add her online after we met in person

try to talk to her to set up a game we could play together

completely unreceptive to any suggestion I make for doing literally anything at all together

says we don't have compatibility and unadds me

what video game do I need to play to understand womens' brains?

I've heard Tinder is filled with trannies nowadays, so that nulls out the point.

Some chicks are just awkward and never get attention even if they're middling attractive.

oof, what a mismatch.

works on my machine

affordable companion androids.

meeting girls with an online presence at all

Great idea if you enjoy fighting off her 20 orbiters that the whole time are constantly trying to undermine the relationship

Oh, he did that? I wouldn't ever do that to you you know

God forbid you ever ignore her and don't dote on her 24/7

oh...he's not paying attention to you? I'd never do that...

Go ahead and have fun with that

She either wasn't into you or wanted you to take point and pick something.

She wasn't into you.

dickgirl threads on Anon Babble dont cook food for you, hug you, say they're proud of you and take care of you when you're sick though.

i made multiple low effort specific suggestions
women are not human beings

Can happen depending on personality. My coworker is like this and she's nearing 40.
She's librarian type of woman. In a sense that she puts 0 effort into her appearance, almost no makeup, fat (but not obese), wears baggy clothes, always grumpy and overdramatic about everything, lives with her mom and surprisingly doesn't have any pets.

They legit cannot get anyone at all to be interested in them.

then they're lying, or hideous, or not even putting themselves in situations where guys exist. dudes will fuck anything half-attractive and unlike women don't give a shit if a partner is awkward.

The lesson here is make friends with the gays

Man, why is it that you incel freaks keep bitching and crying and moanin' and shittin' your pants about your KHHV status when you live in the age of information aka the time period where the availablity of both dates & casual sex is at an all-time high?
I had 4 hook ups on Grindr this (slow) week alone and I'm planning to have twice the number next week, with no plans to stop.

Bro just described a mom.

playing minecraft and eating tendies while infrastructure decays

I've known them since 1st grade. I've witnessed their lack of game first-hand.
They're the type of chicks who will try and "flirt" by saying "omg ew, you're so disgusting lol" and then expect the dudes to like them afterwards. Like, they're so scared of just saying what they're actually feeling, so they end up saying the exact opposite of what they actually feel. Also they get extremely competitive when they see hot guys. Judge him a ton, like thinks he spends hours in front of the mirror at home and whatnot. So they're overall just very unfriendly, which will obviously scare off anyone.

she loves me unconditionally

gacha mobilefags are delusional

not surprised

Send them our way, at least we have something in common.

not 6'0+, attractive and making at least 6 figures a year

true

Ballroom Blitz
Ace of Spades
Welcome to the jungle

What happened to OK Cupid?

Yeah, but then my asshole's in danger. A venus dick trap.

suggestions

Exactly my point. With some women you have to say

"Let's do X"

Not suggest

"Oh how about we do X?"

A lot of women want you to be Mussolini with them. Yeah it's a sad state of affairs, but it's the unfortunate reality.

I had 4 hook ups on Grindr this (slow) week alone

Bro

described a mom (aka a nurturing woman capable of raising children)

kill yourself zoomie

You mean the single mom offloading service?

anon i did that

he mad

Why tho? You've got mommy issues, who doesn't?

You just gotta tell em no. Alternatively, make friends with lesbians

I wish I could go high enough for any of those, props if you can actually make those sound decent.

faggot thinks having sex with other men is something to brag about

Bruno Mars or Charlie Puth.

The only time I've ever "used" one of these apps is when someone put my details on grindr as a joke and I had to the guys who called me down

There is not a girl on earth who would consider dating me and Im not rich, charming, talented or even very nice so I dont bother

I have the opposite of mommy issues. my mom/women in my family were so great I grew up thinking women were pleasant

I had 4 hook ups on Grindr this (slow) week alone and I'm planning to have twice the number next week, with no plans to stop.

woah...it's like...faggots have zero standards and will fuck anything that moves.
Go make an ecker thread or something you worthless moron.