What was her kill count again?

what was her kill count again?

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Never ask a lady their bodycount

Over thirty trillion potential horses

i need her to ridicule my penis

way too sexy for a mass murdered

It's hot she owns guns

I love my wife Lara!
Anon, that's over 3000 stallions...

Anon, that's over 3000 stallions...

Not even 10% of the her total body count

What is the other 90+% comprised of...?

153 men

26 dogs

978 horses

no boys

fake list

Men, dogs, dinosaurs, undead, plants and mythological creatures.

I cant believe her and Sam really just backpacked around Europe and Africa to party and get fucked like whores. Probably some nu age "finding herself" bullshit that just means taking miles of cock and doing lots of drugs.

Such a shame the new tomb raiders suck so fucking bad. They're honestly such shit games I couldn't even play them for coomer content and I can endure skyrim for the coom. Just, insanely shit games. I didn't know they could make games this unfun but here we are.

Hundreds of shota virginities.

killing niggers with her pistols

Too bad she's been co opted by the left and turned into a lezzy

I'll make sure she's punished for each one

Well if you count all the loads dumped to her, it's in the millions.

Lara Croft would definitely be a horse girl.

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It's insane how their new safe and modern Lara that was "going to be a real woman" and "more than tits with guns" directly lead to the single best sfm model ever made.

the dumbest part of this is being barefoot

I'm all for Lara horse threads but I never see Jill dog/bug threads :(
better than gacha blackedfag threads at least

I only played the first one and it was hundreds, but she didn't like going to into caves which is why I never played the next one(s).

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women want to wear as little clothes as possible around horses, natural instinct.

makes total sense

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Any good sfm makers that wouldn't show up on mainstream sites like rule34?

i'm actually playing through rise of the tomb raider right now, all I can think about is how smelly laura must be from all the dirty running around and fighting haha, she must be very icky and stinky in her pants ewwww haha

yjk

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that was one of the first models. dirty lara naked.

RyonaGODS how we feelin

pretty pleb taste.

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