what was her kill count again?
What was her kill count again?
Never ask a lady their bodycount
Over thirty trillion potential horses
i need her to ridicule my penis
way too sexy for a mass murdered
It's hot she owns guns
I love my wife Lara!
Anon, that's over 3000 stallions...
Anon, that's over 3000 stallions...
Not even 10% of the her total body count
What is the other 90+% comprised of...?
153 men
26 dogs
978 horses
no boys
fake list
Men, dogs, dinosaurs, undead, plants and mythological creatures.
I cant believe her and Sam really just backpacked around Europe and Africa to party and get fucked like whores. Probably some nu age "finding herself" bullshit that just means taking miles of cock and doing lots of drugs.
Such a shame the new tomb raiders suck so fucking bad. They're honestly such shit games I couldn't even play them for coomer content and I can endure skyrim for the coom. Just, insanely shit games. I didn't know they could make games this unfun but here we are.
Hundreds of shota virginities.
killing niggers with her pistols
Too bad she's been co opted by the left and turned into a lezzy
I'll make sure she's punished for each one
Well if you count all the loads dumped to her, it's in the millions.
Lara Croft would definitely be a horse girl.
It's insane how their new safe and modern Lara that was "going to be a real woman" and "more than tits with guns" directly lead to the single best sfm model ever made.
the dumbest part of this is being barefoot
I'm all for Lara horse threads but I never see Jill dog/bug threads :(
better than gacha blackedfag threads at least
I only played the first one and it was hundreds, but she didn't like going to into caves which is why I never played the next one(s).
women want to wear as little clothes as possible around horses, natural instinct.
makes total sense
Any good sfm makers that wouldn't show up on mainstream sites like rule34?
i'm actually playing through rise of the tomb raider right now, all I can think about is how smelly laura must be from all the dirty running around and fighting haha, she must be very icky and stinky in her pants ewwww haha
yjk
that was one of the first models. dirty lara naked.
RyonaGODS how we feelin
pretty pleb taste.
Here's a pity (You)