an anomalous unspeakable horror that turns trans people into their gender of choice
a drawing of my dead pet that is alive again
an omnipotent humanoid that comforts children with trauma
a demonic entity thriving off of conservative hatred that caused the january 6th attack
Stil better than
a peanut that runs at you if you blink
oversimplifying the older ones doesnt make the newer ones any less awful
a demonic entity thriving off of conservative hatred that caused the january 6th attack
If you're talking about the anti christ, yes everyone knows it's trump.
That's only bad because it proves SCP is total dog shit at the job of keeping these things under wraps.
You might as well use the Mystery Flesh Pit
wasnt the gender swapping thing clearly talking about biology but it got changed to say "well actually for trans folx it changes them to the opposite of their gender identity because thats what REAL gender is" even though that makes no sense
are you maybe talking about a different scp?
i wonder how the official scp server defines harassment
fuck it didnt attach
the peanut is funny and scary though
ok but i would totally consume scp-686 if given the option
SCP-113 is probably older than some of the anons here. There’s been trans shit from almost the very start.
It's almost like the original post had more to it than just being a weird monster.
SCP-4999
is my favorite
just a guy staying with you when you're dying, offering smoke.
a peanut that runs at you if you blink
let me guess, you need more?
Give him a monocle and a top hat.
Don't forget
a house with a disembodied penis in a closet that's depressed because it wants to be the woman inside me- I mean, it
I only know of the red blob that changes your sex, if that's not the one
it's an SCP that screws with the article formatting
It's an SCP that makes you go crazy
It's an SCP that's a silly object.
an SCP
ESL.
it's an SCP that takes the body of a third worlder and gaslights you into thinking you're the illiterate one
"an" would be correct in this case since the letter S is said starting with a vowel sound ("e")
in the opposite direction, this is why words like "unqiue" gets an "a" before it despite the word starting with a vowel, because the syllable starts with a "y" sound
unqiue" gets
unique" get*
i should proof read more
Americans sure are quick to point out the fact that they barely speak their own native language.
1st and 4th are a lie and 2nd and 3rd were written back when there weren't any SCPs like that.
Besides anyone that actually got invested into liking SCP stuff outside of just the games, accepted that it's just an amateur writing platform and to not expect any consistency. Even though I've been a fan since the early years, my fav SCPs are 3008 and 1678, which are far from classic SCPs in how they are written, but I like how much possibility they both have for creative story telling.
Besides, I'll take subtle wish fullfilment SCPs over the fucking shitty edgy OC shit like Clef any day.
I much preferred the ones where its just a normal object that's a little weird. Like the vending machine or the drink dispenser.
Oh look, another one:
footage of every second of that event
still calling it an attack
lol
Not only that, but we have high definition footage of uniformed police officers waving people inside. I don't recall any police on trial as a result, do you?
january 6th attack
wtf is this? im not googling it to be fed leftist propaganda
Anon, please, add the context.
The footage is after the first tower was hit, and police were getting people off the street to avoid falling wreckage.
This kind of disingenuous bullshit only works on the actually ignorant, and hurts your position.
doesn't list the numbers so OP can't be called out for lying
retard bro...
I'm ESL and even I know this one
I love when redditors make typos in Anon Babble and they can't get over their inability to edit the post and they have to make a new post correcting them.
YOU'RE ANONYMOUS HERE, NOBODY CARES, YOU WERE UNDERSTOOD
I've yet to read a single SCP article that scared or even intrigued me. Hook me up niggas.
spelling mistake
nobody cares
on Anon Babble
Did you miss the whole ESL exhange literally in this very thread?
S pronounced on its own as a letter makes a vowel sound which is what necessitates the usage of "an", you retarded piece of shit kys
Sometimes I think about how I should finish writing my novel to leave my mark in history, but then I see people still reposting my shit cleanup for this panel where I left a handful of speedlines all over the page, and realize this is a far more valuable legacy to leave behind.
Not if you pronounce "SCP" as "Skepee"
A shoeless Indian man with a bit of poo in his pants who has a 4% chance to appear in your bed when you wake up every morning.
its a lie its a lie OP is lying sirs PLEASE DO NOT LOOK IT UP
scp-wiki.wikidot.com
kill yourself my niggas
2521
While originally hesitant to use Foundation resources following the January 6th Attack, he acquiesced following a demonstration of Foundation-backed facial recognition technology on February 2nd, 2021,
SCP was always bad. It was an interesting group writing project that has gone well beyond it's scope and even the first 100 weren't great.
The most unkillable angry lizard(can't die)
My self-insert(he's cool and unkillable)
Guy who fights my self-insert(he's also cool and unkillable)
What if we just used frankensteins monster and made him like dissection????
A rock that falls east
It's always been kinda random gold veins and a lot of dogshit. People not even trying was a thing for a while and people realizing standards are fairly non-existant led to shit like the furry trans satellite becoming a thing because denying dogshit would be "mean".
times were better when their biggest issue was the recently opened 2000's getting a bunch of keter self insert OCs.
they fucking bleached the list of things dr bright is not allowed to do
A few were neat. IIRC there was one about the world literally being grayscale in the past and color being an SCP.
and every new writefag trying to use titanium as a wondermetal to contain anything and everything.
Times change...
I thought that idea would end along the lines of 'a shit but meaningful job is better than no job at all' but it seems you learned a completely different lesson
What number?
nice try paco but experts disagree
some of the best stuff were the stories written about things that went on.
particularly some lectures from alto clef on how to kill code greens.
the mind games needed to be played with them to keep them from using their powers to make themselves uncontainable via unrestricted reality bending bullshit.
Containment Breach
Still the only good SCP game
13 years and still counting
scp-wiki.wikidot.com
I remembered it way better than it actually is.
Yeah it's typically the stories around them that make them good.
For instance the plague doctor is a fucking Naruto OC. He's also just pregnant.
But there's so many stories written around him/about him in a good way that he's a popular character.
I apologize for talking about SCP on the league of legends forums in the early 2010's.
scp-wiki.wikidot.com
Always been one of my favorites
some of the old ones were scary
feds infiltrated it like everything else
I remembered it way better than it actually is.
SCP summed up in one sentence
What the fuck is this shit, how does this pure wish fulfillment that acts with not a single negative make it as an article? Do people literally just go "Woah it's trans-positive and not riddled with typos!" and upvote it?
scp-wiki.wikidot.com
have a look at the comments
aka literally yes
It's been infiltrated at inception dude.
I'm still not sure that's actually the one. I remember something about black and white TVs, something about radio transmissions during the change being censored and scrubbed, it being a fair bit longer in general.
Plus the premise of that one is similar but a bit different.
But I could be mis remembering, it was years ago.
Bleak.
SCP is my go-to example of what happens when a community does not gatekeep hard enough
You can't gatekeep when the people with the keys open the gates open and ban anyone who shouts to get them closed as the barbarian hordes stream in.
I was there when the shift was happening. People tried to stop it.
In my 30s and I've already seen this play out in every small community I've been a part of, as well as society at large. Thinking about these things is exhausting in a way that sleep can't fix.
Only good thing about SCP now is the sheer quantity and quality of 1471 porn.
Hear hear. Sadly you'd think 41% would be high enough but they're good at grooming and corrupting others apparently.
Horror is faggotry at the start. Half the series I writers were turbo fags and fujos shilling the shit on Anon Babble and Anon Babble in 2009. A lot of the really weird shit like mpreg and gay romance was removed over the years. The real difference is you were way younger and the flavors of faggotry became more blatant.
40k becoming more mainstream in the last decade or so has been stressful.
the troon self-insert flood is nearly upon us. its a miracle its held out this long.
How do incels cope knowing all the people that create their media loathe them?
well yes, but Anon Babblefags can't admit they liked gay shit because that destroys their self-image
Gatekeeping wouldnt do shit. The real problem is any community collaberative writing project will eventually shit the bed due to lack of central direction. Warhammer 40k suffers the same problem as SCP because it has several dozen authors all with their own interpretation of the setting and all of them are technically cannon.
by never paying for any of it outside of the grey market, and grinning ear to ear at their terror at AI stealing their jobs in the very near future.
What's happening right now is the SCP devs gatekeeping incels out
It's not scary but its a good execution of an interesting idea.
The single best spook scp can give you is coming across a few articles blind before you hit a meta page breaking the illusion
the only hope for the gazans are the people who voted for the same genocide theyre protesting
Why is Anon Babble so terrible at gatekeeping?
SCP was never Anon Babble though? The site was started by offsite redditors who saw an r/Anon Babble cap of the original scp post
Pride month has gone from
Hey you should remember that gays and lesbians exist so you aren't shocked if you encounter one IRL
To
TRANS FLAG TRANS FLAG HAHAHA CHUDS MAD CHUDS SEETHING WHAT'S POLITICAL ABOUT EATING CUM HUH CHUDDY???
Cause Anon Babble itself was compromised looong time ago?
His inner monologue says Securecontainprotect every single time
Alternatively
His inner monologue pronounces it "Scp" with no vowels
And the most horrifying one
He thinks that you're not meant to say 'AN' because S is not a vowel and he has no inner monologue at all which would pronounce it as "Es"
I don't mind gays and lesbians since they look like normal people but I fucking hate trannies
ist not Anon Babble because some redditor stole it from Anon Babble
kys retard
I'm having a pretty good time watching them pleading to us for pity as their studios downsize and shut down.
because Anon Babble is nothing but people trying to make their boring useless lives sound interesting. its constant self-insert so they can feel special.
its the exact same mental damage trannies have. its a complete overlap.
I think it was around the time the SCP with a Homestuck avatar or some shit was going on that I realized that SCP shit is for teenagers.
nearly
How the FUCK did you miss the release of Rogue Trader?
Shouldn't it have been obvious that this shit was compromised from the moment they changed the loli succubus because they got butthurt over "objectification"? A site that has anomalies that randomly shove people's penises into their eye sockets, meaty pits that lure people into it who proceed to act like vore fetishists, a description of death that is worse than Hell and will affect you if you simply hear about it, and more. Yet they couldn't handle a story of a young girl who can't wear clothes and has to consume semen. Even if you may say "that story is ridiculous" so are most of the rest (like a teleporting old man who tortures people). Other than this, it was faggy as shit how they redesigned the classic peanut into some generic golem. Furthermore, the wide range on all of these is what made it charming with some more mundane and some existentially horrifying. By turning everything into the same grimshit, you ruin it.
when 99.99% of SCP is literally not made by Anon Babble then no its not Anon Babble
backrooms also started as a singular Anon Babble post, do consider that a failiure on Anon Babble's part to stop little kids on r/Anon Babble from turning it into yet another horror trend?
I think it's just a case of newfags that would've been gatekept if anything because all they know is youtube videos that cherry picked the good ones for them so they weren't trodding through the pages of slop about how Dr.[Literal self Insert] cannot die and kisses his boyfriend every night while smoking weed.
CB
13 years ago
Wish we could turn back time