Why is it that no other JRPG (or Japanese game period) manages to be as mature and well written as Clair Obscur 33?

Cutscenes were a mistake, just make a fucking movie

we all liked animu when we were here in 2009 but who would watch this garbage as 30+ years old now

Why is modern Anon Babble and this fanbase so obsessed with wanting a culture against Japan now? I don’t even hate this game but why does every single thread have to be screeching that it’s impossible to like E33 alongside any other rpg?

Anime fucking sucks cock now and has for at least 2 decades. Fuck you.

LE MATOOR

why are manchildren like this?

you don't belong on this site for degens

kind of a compliment?

spbp

/a has half the post-minute of /pol

all these tourist replies

tranny seething

why are you seething?

Japan has been co-opted by Judeo-American interests, only Europe and China are untainted now.

Europe is tainted by muslim interests.

Better than Jews

youre losing moshe

Because gook animeshit has overstayed its welcome and needs to go

Gooks are fine, Japs need another nuke ASAP.

Ohhhh so it’s just seething yuropoors trying to foster resentment against the whole genre, now it makes sense

Because anime and the tropes it's boxed with are inherently immature.

We get it, the interns at the marketing team turned 25 and think they are big boy adults now.

Wdym

Because your definition of "mature" includes "not Japanese, not Anime".

b-but

You fuckers cover your eyes when you see cleavage. You can't comment.

Thankfully, the majority of society agrees that the definition of "mature" excludes Japanese and Anime, which is why COE33 has been doing gangbusters - because there is finally a JRPG that regular people who aren't hentai-addled coomers and uguu kawaii moeshitters can get into.
It's fucking incredible because this void in the market has literally been there for decades, yet it took this long for someone to tap into it. Literally struck gold. And I'm looking forward to the gold rush that ensues hereafter.

e33 isn't a jrpg. japs didn't invent turn based combat.

Even moot was over anime at some point. He literally said it. This is an American made site. Only trannies call it an anime site.

Japanese game

There's your problem. The Japanese can't write. That is one of the many things at which the West is superior.

The Japanese can't write

"and now here is my proof that the Japanese can write well"

posts Attack on Titan

lol. lmao.

Shitgeki no Kikejin

no, they can't

shitjeki no pissant

At least post something good and not bait for the toonamitard audience

snk

filtered westoids
it's 100 times more complexe than e33 will ever be

the series known for accidentally writing good characters just to ruin them for a shit cliche shounen anime ending

Are you being retarded on purpose? SnK has always been a joke.

Tomorrow comes.

vs

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S HECKING GENOCIDE

yeah I'm thinking the frogs are based

you must be pretty new here
it was all over Anon Babble in 2011 because the storytelling was stellar

It's not well written. The story is an absolute trashfire and it's actually impressive they managed to fumble an engaging premise so badly.

Writing isn't something that can be mechanically perfected so it will always be something out of the bugman's reach. That's just how it goes. Be happy that your people can do a lot of other things really well if not the best. Writing will never be one of them.

Japanese men are busy working, banging hostesses, scrolling through porn or gacha (porn gambling) on the train, or watching TV. Lengthy video games in Japan are aimed at women or shut-ins.

Because japs stopped trying a long time ago

take a quick peek at Anon Babble's catalog and tell me whether you think that's a good metric of whether a show is good or not

good bait, have a (You)

stellar

shitposting this hard

Posting blatant misinformation will never not be funny, I'll give you that.

They beatin ya ass in the qrts unc.

Japs insert their angsty teen drama, or quirkyness and pedophilia way too hard. they cant help it.
Except Like a Dragon. fuck that game bangs

Anyone with half a brain automatically filters out the action shounen slop for manchildren newfag.

action shounen slop

and that's not even close to the worst of it

It's the bottom of the barrel.

Japanese media has a manchild problem. Their biggest media contribution to the world is anime trash and in recent years the West's has been capeshit trash. Aside from Kurosawa there hasn''t really been anything from Japan that isn't a cartoon.

this makes the post 2015 newfag piss and shid himself in impotent rage knowing he'll never be able to control the media consumed by it's betters

If you filter shonen, moeshit and seasonal slop you've basically filtered the entire board

Isekai is worse, or is it the same genre now?

Good point, I forgot about isekai. I feel like a lot of that genre pivoted to being self effacing after the success of Konosuba.

Isekai is just a trashy Japanese version of Gulliver's Travels, Chronicles of Narnia, or Alice in Wonderland anyway. The west invented and grew out of the trope 100+ years ago. Crops up occasionally in the form of a children's book or children's movie though.

No one is concerned over non opinions lesser westoids and westaboos

be 14yo me

think animu is pretty cool

try to make my father watch shounen shit one night

he doesn't say a single word during the watch

when it's time to go to bed he just says 'good night' with the most disappointed look on his face

20 years forward

now I finally my father

Because it's written by Chinese woman
That's mean you like "woke" novel
And you think individual dramas are more exciting than questions about god.

You are delusion nazi trash

Emperor of Anon Babble Thai Furry who hate racist

start playing

tutorial says parry and dodge share the same time windwos but parrying is harder thatn dodging

How? If they had the same input frames, they would be equally as hard to pull off. Obvisouly the tutorial lied and dodge is much more forgiving with the timing, but why put that in a fucking tutorial in the first place?
Also, I can't take turn-based RPGs seriously as long as they keep using hallways as their go-to level design

qrd on this schizo?

You read it wrong. It says parrying has the same time windows as perfect dodging. Regular dodging is more forgiving, but there are some abilities that activate only on a perfect dodge but not a regular dodge.

just a degenerate third world schizo, like 100% of E33 haters.

Lost argument

Ad hominem suddenly

Typical nazi trash . So predictable
Soon you all will be brn in nuclear fire

Oh. I'm retarded, then. My bad

PERFECT dodge and parry, not dodge and parry. Learn to read.

namefaggot

noo! stop making it personal!

remove your name then fag

I am not cattle like you goy sorry
I have name
And it's nothing about personal. It's about manners and rational debate which you lack both. So enjoy being a moron and talk with bots no names.

Based.

It was popular for much the same reason Bleach was popular at the time.
Bad art + hilarious writing = troll manga.

There is nothing even remotely anime about Anon Babble.

ok newfag

yiff in hell

What did anon kun mean by this?

Seasonal trash was already getting bad 15 years ago. I don't even want to think about that faggotry you fucking zoomer posers are le streaming these days lol

because their target audience are kids and teenagers, it doesn't matter to them who the real audience is apparently

there is a lot of mature anime for adults out there btw. I just can't think of video game renditions off the top of my head except maybe Yakuza but that's not a a jrpg

So you're saying the e33 audience is like 10-12 year olds? Really does explain a lot.

...and then the blonde nerd and the bitchy mermaid girl swap bodies, funniest shit I ever saw. Anyway, like I was saying, procrastination is actually really bad...

But sure, keep LARPing about your magical girl anime being a show for sophisticated middle-aged men.

It's not a LARP if it's reality. And it's not anon's problem if they are your better, which evidently...

Ewww, she's real and trash. Gave me the Ick

best written game ever was written by a woman

UMMMM MENBROS OUR RESPONSE?

co-written*

Looks like you hit the nail on the head with all of these damage control replies lol

FF16 tried but YoshiP said Final Fantasy 16 isn't a JRPG so discount that game.

Furry faggot ESL schizo
Like literally.

FF14 poster trying to bait post

Wanker, do you even play FF14 or not? The best writer for that game is a woman.

Yoship trying to devolve into a westaboo and how it's been so regressive in his work is probably the saddest thing to happen in recent memory.

Imagine still using that in 2025 unironically. Did you time travel here from a DeviantArt comment section circa 2008? Get a new insult, grandpa.

The reason why people are so comfortable putting E33 on such a high literary scale is simply because it is only compared among jrpgs. There's a stipulation, it's graded on a curve. You can't just say, "this is one of the best stories," you have to add,"compared to other jrpgs." Because this game's perceived value seems to only be apparent when contrasted with the immature, stupid, weed anime games. It's the equivalent of an adult taking their average Loomis practice drawings to a kindergarten art show and having everyone fawn over how great they are, when in reality they couldn't even get into art school and hang with the big boys.

In anon's defense, the classics always have staying power. It's not the same as a mongoloid normalgag thinking some stupid nonsense like "incel" is a insult with merit.

Shitty bait thread. You deserve to have your skull bashed in with a spiked bat