What are your hopes and expectations for the next Legend of Zelda game Anon Babble?

What are your hopes and expectations for the next Legend of Zelda game Anon Babble?

That Zelda gets turned into a horse.

Who even find this attractive?

That's a man
Fags

*Grope*

Yabba dabba doo

-Story driven cinematic action
-Over the shoulder camera
-Light RPG elements
-Integrated online features
-Mature themes
-Dark, gritty aesthetic
-Representation for marginalized folx
This would be my dream game.

High testosterone men like myself.

damn, it looks really silly irl

Sex and procreation is repulsive.

above average penis havers

I have an 8 incher and that pic does nothing for me. Her legs look weirdly too skinny for her ass.

Damn... men look like THAT??

the padding is so obvious. can't wait for AI to genocide this.

Whatever you need to tell yourself

Nope. Bethfiit is her name.

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ngl that ass looks super fake and also goofy

I kneel. But AI will still genocide this.

White boy blockers

Look at the front of her legs, this is the ass (and legs) you get from doing squats. Gym girls have this body.

thug bait

I stopped caring after it became Nu-Zelda.
I'm serious. I used to speculate on every new Zelda because always felt like christmas when the latest one came out, whether it was handheld or home console. But BotW was not my jam, and TotK made me go "okay that's just what it is now." and Echoes of Wisdom couldn't even "return to form" without adding BotW-slop into the system. They're doing another "Age of Calamity" tie-in game which to me signals that they think they can just coast on the same formula on repeat.

But at least OoT felt different from Wind Waker felt different from Twilight Priness felt different from A Link Between Worlds.

Zelda is fucking dead. It has a "unified art-style" (branding) now, and the developers found a hollow format where they can just ask every on-site employee to churn out mediocre level-design mini-dungeons and call it a day. It has none of what made Zelda good now, and I don't care how I can "put a stick together with a log" or some shit. Zelda was about going through an ADVENTURE. not just faffing about "playing with mechanics" for hours and hours. That's what Minecraft is, but that's now also what Zelda is.

So fuck every single one of you who upvoted it.

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Her boyfriend cosplays as Ganon (her boyfriend is black)
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Such a weird shape, is this the results of surgery?

Ackshually, her boyfriend is Indian and cosplays as a Bokoblin

Cope. BotW is the best Zelda game by a large margin.

see

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tell me your a faggot without saying it.

That's not Hunter... EW!

Ogey, porn addict.

disgusting unearned bbl ass
I like big butts but not fake ones

I was following this chick for a minute about a year ago. I really get the sense that she lowkey wishes she wasn't a butt-fluencer and that people would watch her content solely based on her personality and shared interests.

But alas, she's boring.

Wrong ! I got a small dick and I find this attractive (unfortunately)

an ass like that with skinny chicken legs is just funny to look at
she fucked up her body

No. BotW was god-awful and boring from beginning to end.
All Zelda games have low-periods where they get boring. The difference is just that most of them build up to moments where it peaks again, and typically have a terrific finale. BotW was sort of the inverse, where the whole game is a little better but it never peaks beyond that initial feeling it gave me.

Thats a man.

Do you get the extra testosterone from the floods of cum you ingest orally and anally?

You know exactly who.

Dog hair on her ass

You just know

niggers

hurr durr you need high T to enjoy it

no, you're a nigger

chick

she

she

her

her

she's

Anon...I...i dunno how to tell you this...THATS A MAN

BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

God damn do you think she SHITS with that ass? Imagine the SPEED those turds get cut from that MASSIVE DUMPER!

Built for BBC

The garbage men

Beautiful ass but sadly she doesn’t furiously ride cock with it, only light fucking in the few videos I’ve seen on her OF

30 yo roastie with bbl

Woahh
Fucking pajeets man

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samefagging this hard

Do pajeets and troons really?

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she got weird fat above her knees even with those tight pants on, shes just a flabby mess

You mean her? Yeah, don’t act like you don’t see the signs. That “innocent look” and carefully cropped angles give it all away. You just know.

Kys bug.

Life is truly cruel. She put in all that work to lose weight and is still fucked.

pottery...

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will it ever be possible to have normal zelda threads ever again in this shithole? ever since the botw mindbreak I feel like it's neverending bait, tranny cuck/blacked spam etc

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will it ever be possible to have normal

threads ever again in this shithole?

anon, I...

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Fat assed woman thread? For me its

Alexis Texas

Tommy King

Skylar Vox (before she got fat)

Jada Stevens

Abella Danger

Jynx Maze

Mandy Muse

Aria Lee

Sarah Banks

Bella Rolland

Violet Myers

Lena Paul

Amelia Oynx

Indica Flowers

Brooklyn Gray

Kelsi Monroe

Inpossibleoreo

Julz Gotti

Blake Blossom

Gina Valentina

Alexis Tae

Jane Wilde

Emily Willis

Stoya

Indica Monroe

Erin Everheart

Mstuesdayy

Dutchxthins

Jaybbgirl

Sloansmoans

Xev Bellringer

Miss Malorie

She also put in work to be that fat. Shes just paying the toll for years of unhealthyness.

Plus she didnt do her shit the right way either. IIRC if you stay hydrated you dont get skin slack like that

Straight men

GOD i wish my ass were that FAT

seeing whitebois seethe about built nigger ass is always funny~

nigga what

Look at the absolute size of that poop cannon

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The same people who get really mad at you when you don't like a bunch of shitty tattoos all over a woman.

its a pretty view
long way down

that tranny ain't zelda

She also put in work to be that fat.

there's no work involved in getting fat, literally just sit and eat slightly more and more over the years and you'll get there - and you can eat and drink whatever you want since you don't care about calories

She's probably so lacking in self-awareness that she thinks no one will notice that.

if you stay hydrated you dont get skin slack like that

Kek what? You think the skin just disappears? Even the fat cells themselves don't disappear when you lose weight.

That said, she had to be blimp sized to have that much extra skin.

The seethe is insane

Big asses are gross, only niggers like them!

WTF WHY ARE WHITE GIRLS WITH BIG ASSES DATING NIGGERS

high t men

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nigger ass

americans

ebony queen ass

straight men

I just want 8 real dungeons again
I can't believe they had 6 years and a map already built and they only gave us 4 half baked dungeons
I want more spooky elements again too
Like the shadow temple from Ocarina of Time or Ikana Valley

Semantic faggot

He's saying that just because she loses the weight, doesn't mean she shouldn't pay for her years of sloth and gluttony

give source so my cock can explode