still no review units
What is Nintendo hiding?
Still no review units
Oh no
What will I do without the opinions of scumsucking game journos?
Kotaku bitching and moaning about not getting review units after they hosted an article telling you how to pirate Nintendo's games
luh
mao
No one is getting a review unit.
It's censorship.
Why do we need journalists to tell us if a console is good or not?
They're selling the few systems they have rather than handing them out to everyone with a 50 sub YouTube channel that call themselves """journalists."""
I tried to get a review unit from Nintendo by letting them know I was a big user on Anon Babble with 1000's of (You)s... But was denied! So don't except a review from me anytime soon. Verification is not required.
It's kotaku
You already know what they were going to write:
"Erm, Mario Kart World is problematic because it isn't literally gay or brown. It's 2025 we need to do better Nintendo"
Toad is a fag so its LGBTQ friendly.
Jewtendo trying to control the narrative again
Based, fuck Kotaku
Kotaku got blacklisted.
I love how often Nintendo gives "journalists" the finger
Why is nintendo hesitant to let people get an early look to write reviews that would help the console sell? Is there something they’re trying to hide? Something that would turn off a potential buyer if they knew? It’s all a little suspicious, don’t you think?
Isn't Kotaku part of the family of websites where one of their editors stole a prototype iPhone from some drunk guy at a bar then proceeded to post all the details on it? I wouldn't give them shit either, get in line like everyone else, article boy.
Why doesn't Digital Foundry have one yet?
Because Big N would get exposed. And you know what the N stands for.
There's already enough misinformation around often spreaded by sites like Kotaku so maybe they think journalists won't do shit to help sales.
reviews that would help the console sell
Its already selling out everywhere, they know they don't need random journos
Nougat?
OH WE LOVE GAME JOURNALISTS NOW?
SURE THING Anon BabbleSISTER
Here's the real reason
Some faggot would eventually leak the day-1 update needed to play Switch 1 games. They're doing everything to make sure this doesn't get homebrew exploits and emulation development kickstarted.
What's the point of a review if the product is sold out everywhere on the day, and then maybe even weeks, if not months, after the review comes out?
Why would I care about reviews for something I don't intend to purchase for a few years?
this is a good thing actually everyones reactions will be genuine since only those who own the damn thing will know how good or bad it is
shits going to sell anyways so why risk shit leaking
Because DF are snoy cucks
I've heard that even 'ick on 'eck guy didn't get a review unit, it's fucking 1984 out here
What is Nintendo hiding?
my peanus weenus
How long until some fat fuck posts his dick with a switch 2 on Anon Babble?
We don’t love journo’s, we just hate nintendo even more
A business not giving out free things to people who have almost no remaining influence on public opinion is censorship
Don't be disingenuous
Who's we?
Lmao.
Fuck you and fuck journos too, faggot. Kill yourself.
Say that to my face faggot.
You won't because you are a weak ass tendie BITCH.
You don't need reviews just buy it because it's switch 2. Respect the value.
Say that to my face faggot.
I will, post your address, bitch.
Reviewing a console at launch feels pretty retarded if there isn't a follow up some years down the line. Would they bring up that Trump is president once again in the review?
They just hate journos and rightfully so, look at the constant hit pieces and unfair standards they hold Nintendo and nobody else to.
I'll come to you faggot.
invents DIRECTs because journos are biased and retarded to the point of sabotaging them
wtf. why are they cockblocking journos?!
BRUVA
130 briarwood lane muthafuka
I hope all video game journalists kill themselves very soon
can't post full address
Cuck
what is there to review? you know the hardware specs.
now they have even gone a step further and made their own news app.
sanford, nc 27332
bitch
Now kiss...and grab eachother's ass.
living next to a construction site
lmao
Good. Fuck Shitaku they don't deserve a free early console. We will get reviews from actual humans playing the console instead of paid shills complaining there aren't enough black females in the new Mario Kart.
That was from 2007 I was only 1 then bitch.
you pussied out??