Switch 2 is reportedly unhackable and reports you to the police upon tampering

Wednesday

No he didn't

and his prior posts were /pol shit

so hes a reliable source

the wave of false-positive bricking is gonna be fun to watch

It's all true, my uncle that works for Mr. Nintendo said that new switch 2 can even detect you thinking about pirating or hacking via new secret chip and brick itself to save you from committing a serious crime

hack Switch

fail horribly

send the evidence back to Nintendo

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL SUE ME???

Do hackers really have this small of a brain?

link to the post then because his account is gone

Still getting a Switch 2 like millions of other people despite your shitty FUD spam campaign, Mr. Sony shill.

people think this is unlikely but didn't one of the DS games have a system that connected you to the police and instructed you to request your own arrest?

no, you fucking retard

Think again:
youtube.com/watch?v=gsj9QrGedds

yes, you fucking retard

Expect a call from Mr. Miyamoto soon to correct your troublesome behavior.

nintendo switch's software protection/anti piracy was defeated by a paperclip. i predict something similar

Play offline

Not my problem lol

It establishes an emergency connection by bruteforcing every wi-fi signal open.

The fact not only antijapan glowies think spamming a post by a literal child (as proven by their post history on that forum) quite literally making shit up means anything, but also think this affects anyone but pirateniggers is really quite something to behold.

Tendies did zero gatekeeping, unnecessarily made available games that were still 3 weeks away from releasing,

that was not "tendies" that was snoy (((journos))) with usaid money

I think it's done more for the glorious fame they will get after illiterate retards from chinktok stumble across the post and parrot it around, thus confusing even more retards until everyone talks about it to death

Connect DS to speaker

Point speaker into mic

Nothin personnel

um, BASED?!

based on what?

no more boundary breaks?

what the fuck is this?

Gamedev kits are under legal contracts, it’s not a customer agreement legal thing. Know the difference stupid.

Pube

Meh, i'll just wait for the emulator, assuming there's anything worth playing on this console

He's banned, you can't see the mark of shame unless you're using the oldfag theme but he's banned. The "Well-Known Member" title is just a label given out through the forum's leveling system.

How the fuck did we allow this to happen???

yes

lmfao

That's a fucking shitpost you retard.

no bro you dont get it this time the console REALLY is unhackable

I am excited to see the same 5 threads endlessly for months

Then why was he banned?

I feel like the antijapan sentiment trying to sabotage the launch of the switch 2 reached a point of sheer desperation where any random anon could make shit up while posting some blurry image of a switch 2 and normalgroids would believe it.

Yeah this is going to be fun. Same fucking image with the same wildly incorrect conclusions in the post that people immediately call out, but retarded niggercattle can’t stop themselves from doomposting.

"What we know so far"

not jack shit

Kill yourself. Special seasoning in options.

Probably suckin some good dik

I thought that was just on the phone app and to use the paid subscription voice chat.

Maybe I misheard.

And then they wonder why and how Nintendo knows which emulation sites to go after.

and you're a seething libshit

which is funny when nintendo lawyers have gone on record saying they don't like killing fan projects or going after archival rom sites because they know both the power behind that kind of loyal fan and word of mouth from poor but well intentioned fags that just want to experience the games
for how much shit nintendo gets they are surprisingly lax when it comes to going full glassed earth too, even the fag that was streaming emulated games before release date got TWO legal warnings despite his taunting with how he had over 100 accounts to stream if one was taken down before the nintendo ninjas got his ass

nintendo will sue you!

Anyone who falls for this is a retard

I like how sony killed the Bloodborne PSX demake and nobody said a damn thing.

We are all so fucked.

just pirates

How
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bloodborne kart died like that too
literally the only reason people even know about that fangame is because snoy killed it

even the fag that was streaming emulated games before release date got TWO legal warnings despite his taunting

India belongs to Pakistan

no bro they totally brick your console for voltage fluctuations

I might get a switch 2 so I can get free money by suing nintendo into oblivion.

Why would anyone want that piece of shit?

schizo

Okay....

Unplugs wifi

China won
Nintendo lost

Bad jews for PC vegans

does not work

FUCKING COPE POORFAGGOTS IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT

Yeah they put a gps signal in each switch that tracks your precise location and pings them using the governments gps satelites, also transmits your facial data to the FBI

60 FPS SWITCH 2 EMULATOR FOR STEAM DECK JUNE 5TH
TRUST THE PLAN

Tampering with the hardware/software may brick it yes, but software/hardware tampering, when you own it is not and has never been illegal. Breach of TOS will occur, but this is also not illegal.

Probably just a corporate shill campaign, switch 2 jailbreaking/emulation will be out within a year.

people actually believe this

It's amazing how stupid we've collectively become as a species.

It is true thoughbeit

all it takes is one person to hack it and emulation or modding will happen. one.

ESL screenshot.

Imshallah may you burn in eternal hell for this post.

We are all so fucked.

Not me, I don't want to play toddler games anyway.

it goes to small claims court

Reverse-engineering is legal unless the device was obtained illegally, there are entire companies doing it commercially. I don't think it's true but if it is then it'll be fun to watch because they can afford a lawyer over such bullshit suit.

It seems they can.

work cited: my ass

it's literally illegal to make legal action over tampering your own bought hardware in the EU and I think most other countries that aren't the corpocracy known as Japan.

And your proof is what exactly?

Sorry meant for

The post says notbing of the sort, the console simply bricks if you tamper with it, the end, what the fuck is all of this bullshit about it calling up Nintendo? The retards the post talks about only got fucked because they contacted Nintendo like a bunch of fucking retards, "Hello Nintendo, I bricked the console trying to jailbreak it, I want a refund!" serves them right for being this idiotic if this is actually true which it most likely isn't.

electric storm

tension goes down in my house

suddenly cops ring at the door

lock the door run inside

my mum glitches and turns into a cop

based nintendo

dump my own switch games onto MIG

tamper with device to run it

Nintendo breaks my hardware I paid them for

they threaten me for doing nothing illegal

They’d be losing lawsuits out the ass

june 5th

but the snoy cope is that the emulator is already out

How often are you planning on spamming this nonsense?

Meh.
This will just be another challenge for the nerds who bother to hack a Switch in the first place.
Like good job. You hacked a shitty tablet. Winner.

Only Nintendo ever gets consistently good hacking/emulation, nobody has ever bothered to try to hack XBOX or Playstation since their first iterations, and I can't help to wonder why.

yeah, it happened to my cousin and he's still in prison after 20 years.

DS connecting to anything.

kek, it was just an anti-piracy thing that detected that the software wasn't legit and displayed a generic message about how piracy is illegal and the cartdridge should be handed over to the authorities designed to scare grandmas and idiot kids, literally no different than what DVDs and Blu-Rays display every single time you load them up and a pretty lazy anti-piracy meassure, other DS games like Zelda or Pokemon had legit anti-piracy code that made the game function improperly.

nobody has ever bothered to try to hack XBOX or Playstation since their first iterations

you're actually retarded

janny said it's my turn to post this...

The post doesn't say that the console contacted anyone, it says that the imbeciles who tried to hack it returned it to Nintendo after it bricked.
Who the fuck does that? Whenever you attempt to jailbreak a device you are tacitly accepting that if anything goes wrong and it bricks you have lost any claim to refund, repair or replacement per the license agreement/terms of service, you have to be a colossal idiot to contact the company after you bricked the device, not because they'll sue you but because they will just tell you "Sucks to be you" and laugh at your retarded ass for actually wanting help with the device you bricked.
For a forum that is always boasting about being pirates and shit Anon Babble surely seems to not know the most basic things about hacking.

look mum, I reposted it again evn tho it keeps getting it removed

Reports you to the police upon tampering

lmao.
nintendo isn't going to risk getting fined millions for making prank police calls.

Can I cop that switch for free if im black?

power outage during storm

turn console back on

piracy detected, Super Mario comes out of the screen and anally rapes you

that ended up being weird projection cope due to the PiS5 emulator already booting simple games like sonic mania

nobody has ever bothered to try to hack XBOX or Playstation since their first iterations

you may be retarded
the PS3 and 4 are extremely easy to hack, the PiS5 is also not that hard
xbox is extremely hard to hack but autists have only taken that as a challenge, only recently they started to crack the impenetrable fort that is the xbone, so the SeX will take a while

this is retarded. computers use a binary system because voltages are subject to changing, especially over time. anti tamper will never use a system like this because it's way too easy to trigger.

This just in, recent reports claim that Nintendo has actually partnered up with Mossad to bring their revolutionary Hezbolah technology to the Nintendo Switch 2 system. Wow! Let's see pirates try to tackle this one.