Switchbros

I remember this lol.
It's gonna get worse in the coming years. Especially when there's a new Smash game and gonna be more years of rosterfagging.

You will own nothing.

HOW CAN THIS BE

FOR HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH

its fake

its obviously fake

some people on here still fall for it

mandatory iq testing to replace captcha cannot come soon enough

Programme

"Video Game Piracy" (as if it's the name of an entity)

"Copywright law" instead of "copywright law"

Too sloppy anon. You need to do better.

new Smash game

We already had the last Smash game. It's literally called Ultimate, which means final. There won't be another.

same reason for

programme

Nintendo Consumer support

permanently initialized

hardlocked

Failure to do so will contact authorities

eric is a retard

This
What the fuck is wrong with this website?

This is the worse thing since the holocaust of the gazallions...

they didn't have to make it explode

I'm so glad this gay fad died.

Go on YouTube, search "anti piracy screen" and sort by recently uploaded. It's an absolute treasure trove of autism.

Hello, I'm Mr. Failure to do so. Are you local authorities?

I love little girls so much it's unreal

Failure to do so will contact local authorities

Why do these anti-piracy creepypastas keep putting in this line? It makes no sense.

pirated software encrypted into the current firmware

Video Game Piracy

Copyright law

initialized

hardlocked

programme

Failure to do so will contact local authorities

Consumer Support

Works on my machine

Low education americans and poojeets

static

jumpscare

jumpscare again

Yawn

good morning sir

If piracy is such a problem for Nintendo then how come they still make a shitzillion dollars per year?

I did just notice the timezone too

honestly, if i was a game maker and retarded pirates kept spamming my social media pages about how they are pirating my games I would do this shit too.

They're hunting you for sport and I'm entertained by this so I support them.

I bet we are 2-3 generations away from consoles just being a cloud gaming device, Nintendo would salivate of the thought of everyone accepting streaming games since that would mean a 0% chance of piracy.

Has to make fake images to push his "Nintendo bad" narrative

Meanwhile Sony and MS do exactly that

HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT A CALL FROM NINTENDO FOR LOOKING AT THIS IMAGE

How many times does it need to be said for Anon Babble to get it?
We're not against piracy, a lot of us pirated forever and still do
What were actually against are absolutely retarded moron usually zoomers who openly shout it out to high heavens on every social media platform out there that they pirate and also make yourube and ticktock shorts on how to pirate and other just as ridiculous shit
Those idiots are the real problem.

Anon Babble isn't anti-piracy, it's anti-zoomermorons.

I don't give that much shit about consoles but I am worried that gaming as a whole would move into that direction. They would want like nothing more than complete control. Arbitrary suspension over TOS BS (even more than now), complete control over mods, ability to prevent thought crime mods that remove DEI and propaganda completely, ability to charge a fee for all mods. The psychos would love it.

Then why is there a Anon Babble run wiki dedicated specifically to emulating games? It even has a megalist of rom/iso sites.

Ask a question about esoteric github installation steps

Get bullied

I don't know if it's people who KNOW it's fake but pretend it's real as cope or some people can legitimatelly not tell it's fake

It’s a small trade-off for the epic titles thriving on this platform.

Anon Babble wiki isn't social media
That pales in comparison to some fagboy broccoli head with 200millioms followers making a yutube short of "how to play totk for free!!!" That has 50 millions views in one hour

Nintendo will try it soon.
They'll just keep boiling the frogs and slowly take away more and more local features under the dreaded "anti-piracy" bogyman guise.
Until you're paying for a $500 screen that just connects to a containerized VPS

Welcome to Anon Babble
Look up the Streisand effect and it'll explain a lot about the current state of this board

First rule about fight club.

You don't talk about fight club.

So many fucking dumb shits don't understand this golden rule about piracy.

It's clearly screenshotted off a hacked nintendo

fIrSt rUlE AbOuT FiGhT ClUb.

yOu dOn't tAlK AbOuT FiGhT ClUb.

Proceeds with cringey Reddit morale-telling

Bros...

It pisses me off because I keep thinking I'm finding something really cool that was recently discovered. No, just some underage retard/autistic man with CapCut and a VHS filter. I'm tired of all these gay ARGs that no one is participating in. Anything that originates on here quickly becomes gentrified and to be desu I wish we gatekept this website better.
youtu.be/PHRjq8fcjdk

Basically some super retards blabbed
Now we don't have vimms, emupara, or even cd romance anymore
Loose lips sinks ships
Or in this case, rom sites

Yeah, I'm sure it has been thrown as an idea already, literally impossible to hack a console if its just a streaming device with a license, even worse unless there is a massive leak nobody would be able to emulate the games.

Vimm's lair gets shitcanned in a month the moment these TikTok faggots started bragging about it

He's right though.

Are they locked up or am I locked up?

Eng Localization

JP it was just SPECIAL

He has a point however, the retard zoomgroids got a popular book torrent site taken down after shilling it one too many times openly and the same thing happened with vimm's

Did you every stop to consider that if your websites are being taken down just simply because it's name is known than it's maybe the website's fault? People know of Piratebay, is that taken down?

He isn't wrong though. That is why we are seeing more and more of the good sites that hosted games go under because those stupid fucks openly advertise them in their tiktoks and tutorials.

Wouldn't be very special if they made another one, would it?

I remember this. I was PISSED I couldn't get my textbooks this school year. Thank God I found alternatives.
not like my major really needed textbooks anyways but you know

I get all my games from DODI, SKIDROW and FITGIR—
Oh no, the sites will shut down now!!

The phrase "failure to do so will contact local authorities" is grammatically correct, even if that screen is fake and gay. It's saying "Failure to [dispose of this console] will [cause this console to] contact local authorities.

why did those sites last for decades, only to get taken down recently?

Video Game Piracy is a serious crime

I've been pirating games for the past 20 years and nothing has ever happened to me, now what?

reading

Oh, so you're pretending to be retarded, gotcha

ESL-kun... that's not right in the least

reddit

read

I will never EVER forgive the zoomgroids that cost me CDR. NEVER.

website lasts nearly 20 years before zoomerfag invasion

its the websites fault

ESL

It's because the OFFICIAL website isn't the first result when you Google it. My retarded brother used one and wonders why his computer stopped working as well.
TPB is a honeypot anyways

some serial killers are never caught either

Still liking golem, uol?

Is Piratebay taken down?

Lol

shoo shoo stinky jeet

People know of Piratebay,

They do?

Found the thread's bad faith actors.

make me faggit

wastes precious space with newlines

calls someone else a bad faith actor

this guy has nightmares about teslas and you know it

Rest in peace CD-Romance
;-;7

unironically victimblaming

Zoomers are scum

so likes golem, UOL

saar! please do the needful and stop shitting in the streets. cow urine is not a healthy drink saar!

The ESL-ness of this would have probably been believable in the 80s, but not so much anymore. Conglaturations.

you say that like it's some kind of known occupation or something

here's the town drunk

here's the thread bad faith actor

It's funny you say that but this thread still has over 100 replies. This board is just so disingenuous or dumb or both

wallmart employee, there's a sharteen, cleanup aisle.

It's not correct, it's missing the subject.

This is fake

Where is the jumpscare?
Where are the haunted EXE stages?
Where is the horrific screeching glitch noise?
This isn't a real piracy screen. Stop bamboozling us.

No shit Sherlock

I think it's the opposite.
With globalization and mass outsourcing, it's way more likely to encounter some ESL shit.

Fake and gay

A grim thought

Good morning sirs

Programme

That's the British spelling.

CALLED THE COPS

BOUGHT A DOG

Still seething beyond lunacy

Yikes and cringepilled

youtube.com/watch?v=0tQ_pjBUT9U

4 years ago

antijapan glowies utterly losing their fucking shit over a kids tablet is just so bizarre

fun fact, after the downtime not only the empty janny seats were filled with literal poos, the feedback page got removed too
have fun with this information

its my property, i bought it

Is this a real error?

Let's say it's real for the sake of fun, imagine if the fucking console itself you paid money for ratted you out to the cops. That is a new layer of humiliation, and I hope against hope there is at least a kernel of truth here.

youtube.com/watch?v=iJGmU41FEW4
some of these are fucking hilarious
like they're not even trying

kys nigger jeet. parasite simping for nintento, grow up

for the sake of fun

Jesus Christ Anon Babble

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T LICK THE BOOT? HOW DARE YOU?!?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUUU?!?!?!?!!!!

Nintendo Switch 2 does not have a SIM slot, so how can they call local authorities if Nintendo has no business relationship with telecom companies like T-mobile?

fake and gay

serious replies

Jesus

rats you out to the cops

for doing nothing illegal

lol
LMAO

muh DMCA

Civil matter cops don't care.

muh piracy

100% legal. Distribution is illegal not downloading a rom.

Why do they make it sound like under a hyper-corporate society we're about to live in, that piracy is like the new pedophilia in terms of criminal severity.
Will we all see mass-jailings and mass-social tabooing of software piracy in our lifetime??

Failure in doing so will contact local authorities.

Lol, like the console will know how to contact police. Get outta here.

Dumb snoy.

>NOOOOOOO A COMPANY CAN'T JUST PROTECT ITS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY HOW CAN THIS BE NOOOOOOOOO.

you realize how insane it is to clog up 911 lines for this shit?

>NOOOOOOO A COMPANY CAN'T JUST PROTECT ITS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY HOW CAN THIS BE NOOOOOOOOO.

you realize how insane it is to clog up 911 lines for this shit?

Nope they're kino, zoomoid.

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the post times

what the fuck

I remember this shit got so off the wall that TCRF locked all pages with these