What do you expect to see out of season 3 of Marvel Rivals?

Fucking finally, Weapon X.
Best be a legendary.

why even outline her? The joke is already obvious

Invisible, naked, tits.

Blade getting out of the bed in wakanda and having a cup of coffee or something with a blanket wrapped around him.

I'm not sorry, anon. But the legendary was confirmed to be for /ourguy/, Jeffery.

she's literally built for ntr

How? Reed canonically can expand his penis to any length or girth.

they had to outline her anyway to make sure the butt cheek depressions were right and then just kept the outline instead of erasing it.

Sadly some of you gonna miss that in jail cells.

I'll laugh my ass off if Blade still isn't playable in S3.
Sleepy bastard.

Blade was buck broken, he got too uppity for massa.

It is likely, season 3 seems to be another X-season.

westoid humor

It's based on Symbiotes according to the text in the game currently.

How would that be X-men themed?

i hate when invisible characters are potratyed as transparent
that's fucking different

why is he referring to her as invisible woman instead of just sue

So you get the joke even if you aren’t familiar with the source material.

For the same reason Krillin/Android 18 cuckshit is so common: Reed is usually portrayed as either a nerdy fellow or an upstanding "boring" father, thus exuding the energy of someone who isn't "good enough" for a woman as pretty as Sue. The Namor love triangle also contributed a lot, of course.
I'm not even saying this as an NTRfag btw, just explaining things objectively, remember that Reed cuck jokes have been a fairly common thing for literally decades, obviously pre-dating internet cuck fetish brainrot by a pretty long time.

when the fuck is hamster banana happening already
it's that damn gay shota hogging all the screentime

people also fucking hate Reed for being a dipshit so cucking him might give people schadenfreude.

fucking kek, scatty pedo BTFO

Smart, rich, handsome guy with infinite stretchy dick would totally get cucked by a guy who smells like fish piss with gross plapy feet wings.
Bravo western comic writers!

Don’t compare Reed to the manlet.

because she can go invisible meaning more opportunities to cheat

Where is symbiote jeff he got the venom team up where is the skin damn it

Next Season is when we'll see more symbiote costumes, since that will be the Klyntar Season.

Whatever do you mean, Anonymous?

have a trademarked F4 buttplug

don't make it compatible with her powers like her suit

whats the point

It doesn't even need to be compatible, Sue can make other things invisible

Blame the Marvel writers for CONSTANTLY putting Sue into situations where she is just barely able to hold on and not give into temptation. The woman is constantly one glass of wine away from cheating on Reed. It is not a fantasy. It is not something people make up. It is the shitty writer's attempt at drama because it is all they can come up with. It isn't just Namor, but there is even a part where she almost cheats with Black Panther.
They have not had her actually cheat, at least not as far as I have read in any comics, yet it is a constant theme throughout every modern fantastic four comic. It honestly ruins them. They either make Reed a complete basedboy loser fag that I could understand Sue wanting to cheat, or Reed is kind of autistic and devoted to saving the world but totally loves Sue and she just comes across as a heartless bitch.

Either way, fuck the writers.

Hit-Monkey

Same reason people use someone's full name when they're angry or disappointed.

Alright, homos, hear me out on this one: You know those wheel rims what spin freely even when car is stationary? The silly ones nogs love to put on cars with oversized rims and thin walled tires that ride like shit? Now, imagine that, but a buttplug.
Pic related. On the outside it's all normal looking, normal shaped end everything, nothing fancy. The red part is the fun one, instead of just having some plastic jewel looking thing just boringly glued to the back, it has that but in a hub. That hub is connected to a shaft that spins freely, riding on a bearing on a thin stem of the plug, drawn in green. That shaft connects to a weight inside the hollowed out plug but the weight of off centre so spinning the hub causes it to vibrate.
It's like the vegan cousin of the vibrating buttplug, works the same, but requires extra work and you don't have to worry about having batteries inside your ass.

Can they do the impossible and get people to like her

If they make her sexy, sure.

I mean, I'm pretty sure spinner buttplugs already exist but I can't find any pictures so have this fidget spinner one, it's close enough.

people are still playing this reddit chink slop?

You sure they exist in that form and not just with a little gem thing that spins on the outside? The spinning is only half of the deal here, the spinning also causes vibration here.

howard the duck

i actually uninstalled today, but yeah its like number 5 most played game on steam

Alright I'll bite
how does it initially spin?
do you spin the plug? The rims spin because the wheel spins around it and it stays stationary, but when it stops it spins due to essentially being a gyroscope
are you spinning around on a dick like a helicopter? idgi

Anon it ended...
It's over...
This was over a year ago now.

could squidward's nose be used as a dildo?

Yes, easily

make her as curvy as Emma but even taller and slightly more muscular

good VA, kinda cocky but also chill and tomboyish

default skin is her current captain marvel costume (red and blue, long hair, jacket)

legendary skin on release is the black leotard

in other words the ending must've been such a nothingburger I completely memory-holed it

What if it had a small button and every time you clenched it would make it spin?
Bonus points it sounds like one of those novelty party flywheel toys.

Somehow tanks getting even worse

but why..?

Some people at marvel comic will get infinitely butthurt if a sexy version Carol got popular and they have to make a new comic based that

The black panther shit was an alternate universe

zoomers literally cannot cum without one of these spinning in they bussy

Maybe you just missed it and never actually read it?

So? That is irrelevant. AU is just an excuse to make characters do things. If Spideman was shown strangling a child to death in an AU it would permanently tarnish his reputation amongst fans even if they kept saying it was an AU.

It's weird, I feel that the thing's survivability is still the same unlike hulk and thor

You can spin it if you want, but the idea is you can go on your day with it lodged inside your butthole and as you move around you'll naturally cause it to move and spin and thus vibrate.

Don't give Tom "Ragebait" Brevoort ideas.

I get it's for the joke but wouldn't stretching like this render the whole act worthless? Because you wouldn't feel the ass pressing against your face if your face was ass shaped like that, it decreases the pressure.
Can any physicist tell me if I'm wrong?

all publicity is le good publicity!! I'd rather cause seethe than nothing!!

this was always a retarded idea for anyone that isn't anonymous, which is literally the ENTIRE reason that shit works here
everyone seems to have taken the 'if they're coping and seething I'm winning' mindset in every facet of media even up to actual culture but everyone discards the notion that when you're doing that as someone or something with an actual name you inevitably start shitting up your brand/identity and making it poisonous to people that know you're ready to tell them to go fuck themselves for a dopamine rush and a little more time in the spotlight

where's the humor? is this what eastoids consider funny?

I think his face is being stretched hes not doing the stretching on his own in this case

It's more high brow than trashy sex jokes for 14 year olds, that's for certain. I know it stems from marvel comic books, so I guess I was the fool for expecting bare minimum effort.

Oooh that's hot...that's hot...

yeah its one thing for a literal nobody to have that mindset, its another for MARVEL FUCKING COMICS to think thats a good operating strategy

He has to either do that willingly or reflexively which implies that ass was heavy enough to harm him.
Nevertheless, my point is that it wouldn't be very pleasant either way.
I mean what's the point of face sitting if you don't feel the ass in your face?

MARVEL FUCKING COMICS

You posted that like they have high credibility. It's capeshit for knuckledraggers.

westoid

it was drawn by a latinx shitskin tho

Both of you sound incredibly autistic.

I'm sorry my ramblings about ASS aren't socially adapted enough.
ASS

come to the autistic wizard otaku site

cry when you encounter the the primary user base

You come across as a genuine stupid person, one who isn't worth any anon's time.

the autistic wizard otaku site

It isn't 2008 anymore grandpa. CAPTCHA: V2008

The site doesn’t change to accommodate the whims and non wants of its lessers champ. Thats not how it’s ever worked. You went full silly. How unfortunate

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=MYj5Ed_K9-s

THE JOKE IS SEX NOW LAUGH

Lol retard

fuck off

Whatever you say, Unc. Now hurry up and take your prune juice and meds before you start rambling about Scientology and exploding vans again.

Scientology

Linkin Park is a Millennial thing. Quit larping as a scientologyfag.

Life's hard, life's even harder when you don't get it. Just a little summertime wisdom for you champ

The ending was so rushed and bad, there's a porn artist that did a better job writing a wholesome resolution to the manga than the author himself

Didn't this guy get outed as a spic with a mutilated cock?

Marvel can get away with it because they own the superheroes the rest of the world was jacking themselves to death over for like 10 years and they're owned by Disney so it's not like they'll face any serious consequences, them treating Spider-Man like dogshit isn't going to suddenly make kids not like Spider-Man
point still stands though

Gross.

Unfortunately more dumb shit from the developers, like reworks, and untested balance changes.
Otherwise, Klyntar/Knull season. Two new Klyntar maps, the core and the dead Celestial
Symbiote skins and Knull soldier skins
Jean Grey nearly confirmed, most likely other character being Captain Marvel (insignia on Klyntar map, with voice lines) Hive, or hopefully Blade to end the joke, even though it's funny (Wakanda sent Guardians to Klyntar in the story; Blade is recovering there. Reinforcement maybe?)
More shit to buy.
S4 is K'un Lun

Ranked is less severe, but yes, it's trying to keep you from winning all the time. Ranked has more competent players in general and no bots.
QP will pair you with literal retards or possibly bots if certain conditions are met, there are 100% bot games if you're losing too much.
Most of the genre does this. It's possible to carry if it tries to screw you, but it's hard. Not much you can do.

shitskins trying to explain their cuck fetish

lmao. we get it. you're brown, you like to watch, and you hate the White man for humiliating you

Yes. Make her sexy (give her this costume, likely), not a dyke (chinks, so it might not be legal to make her openly fag), and not a massive bitch.
That's all it takes.

Thor is still viable in this new meta even though he’s more of an awakened bot now. Cap on the other hand…

If they were gonna do the squidward flatface meme, they should have atleast made her ass match the craters

They go too far in both directions. Devs need to calm the fuck down. Incremental changes, not reworks and buffs/nerfs.
Hitting both Cap's health and ult cost was too much.
I'd give him his original health back, but make the ult cost one of the higher in the game.

Stonetoss? Yes. He's also overweight and tried to pick up white women in Japan on a business trip.

non-white creativity, sir. please understand

It’s more than just the nerfs. It’s that everyone’s playing fliers, which he can’t do anything about, and peni/rocket to shut down dive, and triple supports which he can’t out damage, and diveable characters like Luna, Hela, Punisher, and Squirrel girl all got buffed. He has no utility whatsoever anymore.

I saw one good one. He can fuck the backline if the team is shit, or just not paying attention to peel.
Otherwise he can't do much. Maybe you can carve a niche of deflecting Iron Man ults or some shit.

3 German names

spic

Are you sure?

Do you hate the same things he does?

america not in top 30

Is this real?

He also got outed as a black woman with huge tits