Are we looking at Wii U 2?

Pre-orders still not sold out

Software isn't charting on any Amazon region

Only launch game is a racing game

Barely anything coming out for it after launch

Normies on social media are shitting on it even and opting to get a PS5 instead

GTA VI coming out soon and it's skipping it

So many signs are pointing to this massively flopping after a somewhat "successful" launch. Do you think this will be Nintendo's death blow?

It's just fucked overall. Nintendo has completely lost the interest of the common people and gamers online see right through their bullshit. This thing has flop writen all over it.

please stream your suicide eric

8 years of threads like this every day btw

i want talking to a 10-12 year old in Gamestop yesterday evening and he was telling me that he knows there's no point in asking for Switch 2 for Christmas because it probably won't get much support beyond that and not having the new GTA is a huge downside.

Weird cope thread

after a somewhat "successful" launch

I see he's changed his cope.

Some friends of mine work at my local Target and they say that they have barely made 4 pre-orders for the Switch 2 and that they ordered about 50 stock. My friends told me they are anticipating a lot of wasted space in their stock room due to there being zero hype or demand for the thing. My friends also told me that the manager asked them to literally go up to people in the car park and ask them if they wanted to pre-order the new Nintendo console

Getting your gaming conversation time in with a minor? How many lists are you on, anon? Gross

Some kids came up to me in Walmart earlier today and were asking me if I think the Switch 2 would be wise purchase and if they should ask their parents to get them one for the holidays. I told them to wait it out but honestly they are better off getting a different platform altogether and honestly I think they took my feedback on board as I saw one of them leave with a PS5 controller later on that night.

It would take a PS3 level disaster for Nintendo to feel it

True. I was there and stood up and clapped for you.

kid says that the new GTA won't be on switch 2

no fucking shit the console isn't powerful enough to handle a game like that.

Preorders are sold out???

"sold out" as in Nintendo are only sending retailers a small amount of stock each week to feed into the "HOYPE" and "demand" for the thing.

i want talking to a 10-12 year old in Gamestop yesterday evening

Yeah, I'll bet, pedo.

Weird cope.

what level of psychosis is this anyways

I enjoy hating things tho. You say it like me being angry is somehow bad for me. You're the one that has to pay half your tugboat on this garbage.

That same artificial scarcity cope was unsuccessfully used on Switch 1

The hardcore nintenfags that buy early will make nintendo enough money that it wont matter if the console flops year2 aand on. They will make so much money off peripherals, accessories and games that they only need about 1/3 of the og switch's player base to buy switch 2.

This drawing took me less than 3 minutes.
You could enter a prompt into HUNDREDS of free image generators and get accurate results.
There are so many options other than reusing the same single image of a sad mario.

You have no ounce of creativity or effort or consciousness in your posts. just the same picture of mario over and over and over again. It's spam on a level worse than Lanky Kong

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Nintendo Derangement Syndrome

Retail wagie here, our store is getting low stock due to low expected demand.

A few months from now he's going to claim Nintendo is faking Switch 2 sales like he claimed with the Switch years ago.

Some things never change

I also talked to an 8 year old at the bus stop and he said Nintendo's silence on LGBT+ issues disgusted him and that he wasn't buying the Switch 2 because of that.

There are so many options other than reusing the same single image of a sad mario

If there was then they would be used. But they aren’t, because they don’t exist. Is it really that big of an issue?

Just make a Galaxy 3 retards.

Snoyggers try too hard

Do you think this will be Nintendo's death blow?

Kind of funny to even ask. No. I think Switch 2 will be disappointing for them, at first, by by the end of the cycle it will be a huge success, and all games will cost $80. I'll probably quit gaming, but it will only get more popular.

Are we looking at Wii U 2?

Impossible. Even if the Switch 2 doesn't go over super well, it couldn't sell anywhere near as badly as Wii U did.

How many generations are we going to repeat this song and dance? A Nintendo handheld with mainline Pokemon will never fail.

Why can't snoys meme?

Spent too much of their power on anal vore

indoctrination to the sony cult caused extensive atrophy in the parts of the brain that is responsible for creativity and logic, its why they get so angry when presented with even basic facts that go against what sony claims and why their memes are always just lazy "no u" edits of memes about playstation

A tendie wouldn't get it.

Why are all snoys so mentally ill?

kill yourself retard

Having no games will do that to a mf

why are you talking to a minor anon

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Pre-orders still not sold out

How so? I don't see any retailer allowing any more pre-orders.

OP might be Europoor since their pre-orders have gotten restocks I think

im just gonna hijack this thread for a bit.
does anyone have any experience with nintendo online, specifically using the family membership? was thinking of signing up for it when the switch 2 comes out and i want to use it with friends, that way we can all just chip in to pay for a yearly sub.

are there any dumb limitations to this? obviously we are all going to be under different internet connections so i dont know if nintendo checks for that or something.