Anyone buying a Switch 2 on launch day? What do you expect the launch to be like?

Now that i see closely they all mystery meat, specially the one with the asian eyes what the actual fuck

Even straight zoomers suck dick and wear booty shorts.

I don't know...

blonde broccoli fro

glasses + beard stoner

baby blue

and the last is hard to tell, but I think the dark green sweatshirt dude could be white.

retards just grabbing the structure decks

I thought you guys were joking when you said literally everyone had that haircut
but literally everyone had that haircut

You guys told me zoomers were based and redpilled?

Nothing new.

Who the fuck told you that?

bobs or parts? what we going with, bros?

Anon Babble zoomers and the media

Most of these have way more variation than every person having broccoli hair

Americans can't afford shoes?

It's not about being poor. It's more about laziness.

At least its broccoli heads doing it and not more bald millennials

I understand now why women don't want to fuck zoomers

never wear shorts in public as a man. not even in summer

buying a Switch 2 on launch day

this is the biggest IQ test of this year, i hope you don't fail it Anon Babble

I wear shorts or sweats every day of the year if I can

wear shoes inside the house

wear socks and sandals like a grampa when going outside the house

Do Americans really....

stfu you have no gf

socks with sandals

I wear chinos in the summer.

Zoomers are the brownest and ugliest generation that has ever existed

those aren't sandals, and why do you wanna see their toes? i'd rather wear socks than do a toe reveal to everyone in public

Why would he hurt massa? He wants that zoomoid dong busting his crust. He's a zesty buck

Fuck you fag. Not wearing jeans when its over 93 degrees

the black guy is the most racially pleasing one

chat is this real? what the fuck is happening

these guys dont even actually want to play the card game do they
they just watch streamers open decks and feel they must do so as well

I wear jedi clothing literally everywhere I go

I wear shorts everywhere because I have nice defined legs.

Wtf I didn't notice that all these niggas gay as shit

Content creators that brainwashed kids into buying cardboard in hopes of pulling that super ultra deluxe rare pikachu in a dress that's worth a billion dollars should be imprisoned.

What?

Wear slacks it's thinner than denim

Anyone buying a Switch 2 on launch day?

Maybe Bezos or Elon. Elon will hire a guy to play it for him tho.

the 90s

Bro, if you couldn't fit a whole human body in one of the leg holes of your 90s long-shorts, did you really have style?

Post legs anon

grown man wearing shorts

ick

He's the only one that doesn't look like a weird abomination of las americas

If you didn't wear baggy pants in the 90s, you were called a fag.
If you wore anything purple, light blue, or dare I say pink, you were called a fag.
If you liked anime, you were called a fag.
If you like pop music (or anything other than nig music), you were called a fag.
If your mommy and daddy didn't buy you a car at 16, you were called a fag.

Basically boys would find any excuse to call you a fag.

I wouldn't call zoomers "men"

The real issue is not the length, it's the weird tapered shape a lot have now.

Pre-ordered via Walmart. No idea if my order will be cancelled or not, but so far so good. If it does, i'll get it later. I suspect it will be hard to find initially but nowhere near COVID levels with the PS5/Series X.

Honestly will probably just play Mario Kart and Deltarune on it and try out some of the day 1 patches for some of the switch games. Getting DK when it comes out next month and MP4 is the main reason I am getting it this year. That and I have a ton of Switch 1 titles I need to play that I suspect they will release patches for during the drought months.

this man knows what he's talking about, short are faggot shit and unaesthetic too.

All generic black shorts with generic hoodies and T-shirts

Same retarded bussin broccoli hairstyle

Same plastic slippers with socks

The school system was a mistake.

based

Zoomers always:

have the latest IPhone

wear slippers

have a hightop fade w/ curly top

talk in slang

play the latest game titles

wear shorts/sportswear for clothes

eat fast food

I'm a zoomer myself and I know this. No I do not do any of the things above.

Do you also have a receding hairline?

soul

shits bussin fr

crying for your hair

Fucking zoomers are worse than women

This. Why do zoomers?

Lol nah. I guess that video explains why zoomers always have that stupid fucking haircut, to hide their baldness.

Real men wear either jeans or shorts.
If you are powerful enough you can combine the two.

It makes me feel like I'm part of the black race! (my Gods)

I like that, despite the aggressive hairstyles of the others, you can tell that orange shirt is the leader of the group because his jeans are the largest

Why does his shirt say rape paradise?

if your short leg ended above your knee, you were gay

You literally answered your own question
Unironically gen z are fags, they were nurtured into it growing up

RAPE PARADISE

Based?

You're just turning gay

i'd rather wear socks than do a toe reveal to everyone in public

Do Americans really....

we have the smart one, the fat one and the leader with his girl, the drive around in a volkswagen van and solve crimes.

gym shorts

nike socks

crocs or slides

is this the official American suburban zoomer uniform?

zesty motherfuckers, every single one of them

Slightly off topic but it was beautiful out today so I decided to take a walk and didn't see a single person who wasn't either gay cancer skinny or morbidly obese. All of them in the shittiest looking clothes you could buy at walmart, mouths hanging open slightly. I was disgusted. Not even one single attractive adult woman. wtf is going on?

I will not stop wearing cargo shorts
I will not stop wearing socks and sandals
I wear them with my Minecraft T-Shirt
Fashionfags get the rope

Tomorrow is the day. Shipping confirmation is happening (please).

Nobody plays the TCG anymore. It's all about muh investments. They probably don't even open the fuckin cards and just resell them sealed to retards who will pay 2x msrp for the microscopic chance they pull a PSA 10 of whatever pokemon they want to have sex with.

We're in the dark age before the next Hitler saves us

90s

Short shorts have been a thing in different cliques for more than a decade now anon.

exposing your bare feet in a public space that isnt the beach
good morning saar

I was born in this era to experience the apocalypse. It's pretty clear we're in end times

Hitler II can't come soon enough.

go outside

every girl is either landwhale tier or looks older than her own mother

it's over

where the hell you live? im in fatfuck texas and still see normal people more often than not

You’re hallucinating. Seek help.

RAPE PARADISE

Damn zoomie is asking for it, needs rape correction!

Is this a recent development? I honestly think the fluoride has to be given every in America foot fetishes; you cannot escape foot porn online and in movies anymore. And people are now scared of wearing open sandals because people lust after them. Scary times.

the apocalypse is taking its sweet ass time though, I had hoped WW3 would break out by 2025

Are the youngins devolving to 60s or whatever era fashion this is now? I notice the popular streamers and YouTubers these days dressing like that.

I live in the midwest. Second biggest city in my state. The decline in the last 5 years is shocking.

taking creepshots of boy butt

wut

zoomers have little baby bird penises

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear

We used to be a society.

What a weird video. They're all different colors and yet somehow they all look the same.

(me)
More 90s I guess? Example of what I mean.

i mean midwest is fat and lib as fuck, so makes sense you see the most wretched combination of hot dog people and the big queers

we have reached an absolute low point, the next generation will be even more zesty, if there isn't a world war soon then it is fucking over.

Why does Anon Babble hate zoomers so much? They are single handedly keeping the vidya industry afloat.

They are single handedly keeping the vidya industry afloat.

[Citation needed]

I remember when I was a kid growing up in the 90s, if your short leg ended above your knee, you were gay.

I remember this rule also and would never buy shorts that didn't reach my knees under any circumstances, but these days you literally can't find anything else. Honestly I feel like I'm walking around in boxers because they don't reach my knees, but it's better than a heat stroke.

I have too much leg hair to wear shorts

Zoomers aren't in school anymore. These are alpies.

good lord he is aging terribly, the zoomers must have been exposed to something during development years millennials were not, the way they age 10+ years immediately into their 20s is disturbing

I bet you wanna suck those little peckers, huh?

These guys look like total fags and not in the breedable way.

This is the worst though.

skinny + zoomer hair + sandals, check.

uh oh, stinky

middle has some childbearing hips

hell yeah!
till the funny milk sprinkles everywehre

wrong image

Be proud of your hair. Show it to the world. If anyone tries to shame you for having hairy legs, call them a faggot because they shave their legs like a girl. Only men have hair. This also applies to chest, armpits, arms, and pubes.

That's the ticket

How much do you make from Pokemon scalping? Hundreds at most?

Those guys would destroy your hand with a handshake, zoomie with negative grip strength

average Anon Babble post

i've got two personalities

today's male role model

I would rather buy it from a scalper than wait in line with disgusting freaks.

now that I can get behind, pants up to your belly and tuck the gut behind the belt. If women can cheat with padded yoga pants and bras then so can men.

Holy Toledo this looks nice.

Grown men should wear pants in public.
This looks retarded, what's with the black jacket and garish shorts?

Seriously, whats up with that? I see middle schoolers at the grocery store all wearing socks and sandals. Boys and girls.

those crow's feet

FUCKING HOW, FLORIDA MOISTURIZES YOUR SKIN

97 zoomer
I just wear black gym shorts that go below the knee, i've never worn short shorts

honey can you check if I shat my pants?

They are the Four Swords developers.

If they ate some broccoli instead of styling it into their hair, they might not have such scrawny limbs

I want to bludgeon everyone with that haircut

God I wish that were me

Yellow fever faggot's future. Fry the rice.

You realize those are men you’re talking about right?

I make sure to wear my shorts past my knees at work but still get people staring at my hams and yams
Even got a fat ladies number who said I have massive calves

hey guys do you all wanna get the same haircut and dress the same way?

Fashion comes and goes.
70-80's shorts shorts were popular with men.
90-10's anything above the knee = gay.
Then big lgbt and feminist push in 2012 and short shorts for men became a thing again.

This. Target is the superior big box store for vidya.

2 Nintendo Switch 2s please.

Imagine time travelling back to 2004 and telling everyone that wiggers won't only become accepted, but normalized.

They all heightmog me but I want to breed them all anyway

braap

just another gay at day shartmart

It's fucking insane that the resurgence of pokemon cards all comes from one of those dipshit paul brothers making a video about buying a 100k sealed base set box or something stupid.
It didn't take off immediately but pokemon is producing their shit at capacity and people are fucking camping out for the next set releases.

20 years ago? You mean when Eminem and ICP were at the peak of their popularities?

Oh and Limp Bizkit too, can't forget them

we are RETVRNing

We live in a mutant strain of what was called Pokemania back then.

Average liberals
Surprised they didn't order it from their iphones

Politics has turned your brain into mush.

Why do they wear niggerball outfits though?
This isn't aryan at all.

They should be playing real white sports like sissy tennis, or sissy golf, sissy cricket, sissy curling, drinking tea and fucking eachother in the ass before smoking cigarettes from sissy cigarette holders to maintain their nails and delicately maintained fingers

I have a galazy s20. It's almost six years old
My phone speaker doesn't work super well, but that's fine cause I dont call anyone
My 5g doesnt work at all, when it's connected to 5g the internet is literally off, I have to use 4g when I'm outside my house. Not a super big problem, dont really care for 5g
Recently the glue holding the back together came lose and the back casing came off. I had to superglue, or rather, locktite it back on. When I did this I accidentally too much and got some on my screen, which i had to clean off with iso alcohol.
The lock unlock button also is loose and sort of falls out. I had to locktite the top of it in place, as well
This phone has lasted me longer than any other phone I've ever had. I will upgrade when it breaks beyond being useable

all this seething over shorts

Is this the new fedora fad? You don't look like a man in anything, you're fat.

men used to wear HATS

why the fuck do they do it? they always wear sandals everywhere, even in the winter

ITT:

Anon Babble - niggerball, zoomer asses and fashion fauxpas discussion

That's just standard frat boy culture, thirdie anon.

receding hairline is super rare here

high school has this "short hair only" policy, every once in a while there will be surprise inspection and guys with hair longer than certain length will get a weird haircut for that day

all the teacher completely avoid this one guy with receding hairline with long hair to cover his ever expanding forehead

it wasn't fair, why did balding guy get to keep their hair

sigh...i feel as though i am the only one with a hat in this day and age...

I'm a zoomer and can confirm it's only super low IQ social media addicted tards that dress like this.
Take a walk through the average college campus. Notice that the smart zoomers dress like normal people.

All that black cuck porn you watch has turned you into a retard faggot

i was talking about poos

I wonder how this style developed. The same broccoli hair is one thing, but the shorts and the sandals with socks also being a thing is really peculiar. This is currently the young, trendy style for a lot of guys out there but I don't know exactly why.

Ah my bad lol
For poos maybe it's because they're poor and can't afford anything better idk

You guys went and made this thread gay now...

Counterpoint: Shorts should be short. If theyre down to the knee and beyond you may as well wear pants

What race is this?

Why do they all have the same hair?

now

nigga it's a switch 2 thread. if anything, we made it less gay

It's at least partially from athletes and athletic brands.

el mutto americano

I bought mine last month, but I have to go in at around 3pm on the 4th to get my number in line. Then I'll come back before around 9pm when they start letting people in line pick them up and leave. Once I have my number, I get in line and just wait till it's my turn. It's gonna be a single file line and it'll be orderly as fuck, I know how this goes. They're doing a bunch of vendor stuff and cosplay contests and Pokemon tournaments and stuff between 3 and 9, but I don't really care that much. Once the lineup starts and we're all waiting, the worse thing I'll have to deal with is potentially small talk with other people. Which is tolerable.

There's 4 whites

Pictured: 1950's 16 year olds

I'm tempted to get a razor and shave their heads

Are mullets back? I've been seeing a lot of those. Although, most of them seem to be Australians.

american o algo

files.catbox.moe/0nh7we.mp4

The mullet is always in style in Australia

captain planet

Those mutts are way too eloquent.

i thought this was going to be a switch thread but then it quickly became a shorts thread and to top it off, there's a gay guy posting creepshots of boys

welcome to Anon Babble, kid.

americans are so fucking digusting

twitch.tv/extraemily/clip/LovelyBloodyWitchCorgiDerp-yZ4CmK-vmPwhg8dm

using a zoomer meme with redditza 0

Fuck off fag, and YONG OUT

that's the way it goes or something

honest question, what is the point of a switch 2, mariokart gets boring after you do the 12-16 tracks over and over.

ps5 also is pointless. build a PC.

Frogposter is a fucking idiot

No
I'm not paying $80 for games

Normies don't even use what they buy. They just want it because they see it and then it collects dust.

is a tralalero tralala

Hey kinda like now but with trannies. Maybe it's related somehow.... Naaaaahhhhh

Same. I'll wait till the $100 tariff is cut off its price, the cart prices should drop then too

I see maybe one white in that dark abyss

the OP image of a thread dictates the topic, the text is irrelevant.
i thought the thread was going to be about retarded zoomers scalping as a side hustle thoughbeit. instead it's faggots JOing to men's butts. bad thread.

They will never drop under $80. Nintendo trying to sell BotW at full price 8 years later is proof of that
Damn shame because I would've really liked to play the new Mario Kart. Hopefully an emulator gets going sooner than later

You're just a miserable person that finds joy in nothing anymore. Time to long way down.

Me with my braphog wife

They are. They're just post-racial in their fascism

youtu.be/XtYmxQdMMbo?si=-uQeEq-JjMomqBLI

Literal NPCs

politics is e-celeb bullshit

You're post-intelligence.

Why are people insane over Pokemon cards nowadays?

Barry Keoghan mixed with Richard Gere

This

As someone who has been single and never with a fat girl. I MUST BE BETTER..

It's a mix of several elements.

pokemon card collector app launches, increases interest in physical cards

several KANTOOOOO pandering sets in a row that always are a hot commodity

scalpers/sneaker bros/nft bros/whatever are looking for a new, fast and easy method of investments/fast money, which they all converged back into Pokemon

A similar thing happened during Covid. It wasn't nearly as bad as this though. I think the economy being worse and Pokemon being more socially acceptable over the years has led to this bubble. It should die down as soon as the next couple sets come out because they aren't based around popular themes this time (B/W, Mega evos, this new Legends game, etc.).

People who spend too much time online can be convinced they’re into anything if it’s meme’d enough. See also: goth girls and piss kinks.

Goths I can understand more, but a lot of these guys would hate goth girls normally. Piss kinks on the other hand, have gone absolutely nuclear. Meet so many people who would not ever be into it normally and I’m convinced it’s memes doing this. Full brainwash.

they all look so söy

Why are they all wearing Croqs and flip-flops

I'm just gonna go on my lunch break and trust that the retards will be gone

Why are they all wearing socks and slippers

I don't give a shit about Switch 2.
And no, this comment doesn't make me give a shit either.

all in sandals and crocs

imagine the smell

1st world problems i guess.

I hate being in public.

you retarded coomer nigger, it's gross because socks are basically fucking sponges. nobody is looking at your fucking toes. genuinely kill yourself

Pre-ordered at GameStop. Going to the midnight release. I expect it will be exactly like the Switch midnight release. They will probably assign people groups based on when in the day they came in to finalize their purchase, and they will take those groups in one at a time at midnight and hand all of their shit out in pre-prepared bags. Maybe that won't happen, but that is my expectation. Also my GameStop has extras, so there will probably be people showing up to get one that they didn't pre-order.

Im jist trying to educate you cant nake the horae drink tho

The Asian is finnish so white

Why don't American super market chains or whatever have any kind of anti scalping policies?

Shorts are for running, gym or some otherwise physical activity. Wearing them day to day as casual wear make you look like an ultra faggot.

Is everyone in this clip mentally disabled? What the fuck

sleeveless shirt with a hood

God damn I miss the fucking nineties.

Only faggots care that much about fashion, tho.

do zoomer males shave their legs?

we used to be boring pinkos

why are newfags like this?

The AAA market needs to crash. A hard reset.
Same with housing markets etc. too
But they keep bringing in millions of people + finding ways to keep people going.

Video game and nerd culture was a goddamn mistake holy shit, just pure corporate goychowder now. Fuck I need to take the Anon Babblepill and got to my local library more

SOCCER BITCHES FROM BRAZIL WERE DOING THIS BEFORE AMERITARDS copied it
FIFA FO-EVAH ayayayyayayayaya

Work at a deli near a small asian plaza

the market across the street has one of those pokemon card vending machines

there are spergs and neckbeards camping out that shit as early as 3 am while I'm working

Why are they like this?

History is a flat circle.

or anything other than nig music)

sounds like an american thing. In europe you also had the option to become a edgy metal kid

me shaking my head baka

You are such a fucking faggot.

this is the gayest shit i've ever seen. same energy as that basement guy with the stuffed meowth webm

Pokemania in the 90's

Can't wait to open all these packs up and see what I get!

Pokemania now

Can't wait to resell all these packs for 5x what I paid. Everyone needs a side hustle, yaknow?

imagine how many steam decks you could carry...

Those shorts make them look like faggots. Where I live I don't think I've ever seen blacks wearing something like that, unless they're at a track meet or something.

Any kid who wore shorts that even went a millimeter above the knee was bullied relentlessly.

I learned this the hard way

if you have a good library then cherish it anon, ours got turned into a normalnigger shithole that's loud as fuck and feels like hanging out in an airport terminal

It may have been maxmoefoe who started it, his pack opening videos started to get popular ~9 years ago

Short leg ending above your knee

That's all shorts. If they're touching your knee why the fuck are you not wearing pants? Short shorts only cover your booty, and the zoomers aren't wearing those.

Rationally thinking even if you scalp you don't make that much money so why do it?

Free market blah blah blah.
It's not scalpers fault that retards pay massive mark ups.

I scalped the fuck out of Wiis and Wii Fits during its time and I was making a shit ton of money doing it then that I do now working full time at $30 a hour factoring in inflation. Back then you didn't have to compete with bots. All you needed was an inside job at corporate stores.

People are talking about style or being gay, but this just comes from sports

2 people manufacturing hype on Anon Babble since launch

Stop being fat or ugly.

I recently started reading all those books I should have read back in high school (instead of playing countless video games). I'm starting 1984 next. It's clearly an exaggerated situation of a horrid future, yet I can see some of its nightmarish things coming to fruition.
God help you anon.
How did that happen? Won't the librarians and people tell you to be quiet or even kick you out if you are being loud?

I'm starting 1984 next.

It's doubleplus good, brother.

I'm old and never had that problem, so maybe people just called you a fag, because you were a fag. Did you/do you still listen to Ricky Martin?

not wearing Kikwear with 90" legs

Sign of a preppy faggot.

I would but the release lineup is terrible, will get it next year if they release something good.

2 of my friends preordered

ask them which games they're getting

both answer mario kart and nothing else

It's bad

Why do they wear the shorts? What is their endgame?

this is too much corporate slop

better switch the women's corporate slop instead

eventually you'll piece together that 90% of all entertainment is awful dogshit scraped together in the hopes of making a buck, 90% of what's left is mediocre at best, and MAYBE 1% could be considered good

There are different ways. To make stable big money you need connections to the costco/walmart/etc managers that will save complete boxes for you, basically big corpo operations, mafia shit.

If you don't have the connections, you have to fight like a zoo monkey over the boxes like those zoomers in OP's webm and immediately try to flip them, you usually have like a month max to sell before it starts losing value fast, depending on which set it was, the hype might last longer but then you will have to fight again every time you want another box to sell, some people stalk the delivery drivers, follow them to their homes, know their life routine, etc. It's gotten so bad that some of the delivery people get robbed while they are offloading the boxes or near their houses.

Another alternative is to become a streamer, open and ship packs, but you need to scam the kids watching you because if you're honest you will lose whatever money you did on shipments alone.

Basically, people fighting over these boxes are scum of the earth, scammers and thieves, all of them.

Won't the librarians and people tell you to be quiet or even kick you out if you are being loud?

they call it a collaborative meeting space or some bullshit like that

Same, and assuming there aren't any major flaws with the system itself, like joystick drifting.
Prime 4 is coming to the Switch 1, so I'll (maybe) get it on that. It doesn't look as fun as the other Prime games so far though.
Mario Kart World hasn't sold me yet. I hope its actually good, waiting to learn more after people actually play it. It could be really good.
The new DK game doesn't look fun to me at all.
The new Kirby Air Ride may be good, will have to wait and see.
I don't know what else there is.
Can' tell if I'm getting too old or the game lineup really is underwhelming.

My big brother is like three years older than me and even he wears short shorts and bright colors like that. I genuinely don’t get it. I don’t know where my fellow zoomers got this fashion sense from. I feel like there was some sort of big national conference that dictated how we should all dress and I just slept through it or something. I dress a lot like my dad - jeans or cargo shorts (reaching past my knees) and a plain polo. I know retards say this a lot but I feel so out of touch with my own generation. Doesn’t help that I’m massively autistic and introverted so not only do I stick out like a sore thumb but I also can’t even bullshit my way back in. I’m fucked, bros. My only hope is to chase after a millennial woman

Guys were wearing short shorts in my junior and senior year of high school 10 years ago. It was seen and used as a gag.

The reason why modern books suck and are all made for women is because younger men literally don't read books anymore dumbass

no preorder

the game store guy told me that there would be "plenty" of stock

Wish me luck, I guess.

Wtf is wrong with you

How do these people do it? Seriously, I would shoot myself before ever doing anything like this. Do these people just have a negative amount of shame?

American(Jewish) entertainment is all about brainwashing the youth into acting like dumb niggers

big woop!

Men read the good book.

tl;dr
STDNV

I never realized I was so blessed for having long beautifully naturally curly hair. I don't care that my mommy tells me I look like a faggot every day, I will keep growing my hair.

People are legit demons now I can't connect to thi world

damn

white monkeys aren't human

He's just checking her oil

he can't pull a speedo

lift more fatty

I think it's called being mentally ill.

White boiz love BBC and zesty bucks

and prep boys where also fags what else?

Uh, ok.

How do you get around being objectified by the ogers in public?

Yes I beat the shit out of my woman and hit my kids with a belt. How can you tell?