I fear no god, monster, or man. This fuKKKing lunatic, though

I fear no god, monster, or man. This fuKKKing lunatic, though...

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Litterally the only wood elf that has ever mattered

The fuck did you just say about me, you little fetcher?

Who?

Doing the kyne trials to defeat guardian spirit animals.

Enter northern area.

Checks off that I've completed the sabertooth guardian.

Didn't even fight it yet.

Go to find it.

It was gangbanged by horkers

are these things actually strong? How many would it take to defeat Dagoth Ur?

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gangbanged by horkers

Just like my dragonborn

HORK'D

the avatar of fargoth, he has 700 luck, can tank or reflect any hit that you manage to land, and is going to punch a hole through your chest after the way you mistreated him

give me a million gold

ok

somehow this causes him to have an autistic meltdown and he swears to get revenge on you

what was his problem

Where did he fucking get all that gear?

The guardians are super weak.

walked outside and picked it up off the ground just like the nerevarine

He bought it.

He went to the balmora mage's guild and picked it up off the floor.

Fetcher = faggot
S'wit = bitch
N'wah = nigger

Good guess, but I store all my trash on Cauis' roof.

I'm pretty sure there are no full ebony geared npc in the base game.

yeah but that guy's from Tribunal

is this that assblasted faggot in morrowind? just nuke him with magic from a mile away, fuck his retarded ass

have you tried paralyze?

just nuke him with magic from a mile away

*resists 80%+ of the damage*
*reflects it all back at you*
What now, retard?

quickload and try again

The Ebony armor in this game is so beautiful. How have they not been able to make anything that looks like this in the later games?

Based Beyond Measure

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LMAO DAE smoke only le dankest WEED?

Thank fuck Keening has Fortify Attack on it. Still takes a million years to actually kill him, though.

what was his problem

Wood elf.

He has 700 luck. Probably just stumbled onto it while having a walk.

*reflects it all back at you*

*absorbs it all and uses it to cast more spells*

I like the one in Oblivion but the helmet looks kinda dumb, it would look better if it was a closed helm

swit is retard

This nigga almost filtered me. I had to sneak around the Temple area til I could kill him

He's in vanilla, I'd NEVER use fuKKKing mods like a poser. You probably have never encountered him, which leads me to think you most likely haven't played at all or only very little.

He resists it.

I just never spoke to him. I do not associate with B*smer.

Fetcher is closer to nigger since it basically means slave
S'wit means retard or halfwit/slow-witted
N'wah means foreigner but carries a heavy racial conotation against all non-Dunmer, more akin to nigger

Skyrim Ebony looks better

I fear that's my future. I'd obliterate him, if only levitation were possible in Mournhold...

how? uesp says he has no paralyze resist

Walruses are in fact extremely strong, they just aren't really going to be chasing anyone very far so you basically have to be deliberately fucking with one for it to hurt you.

I thought N'wah was vernacular for "barbarian."

I vaguely remember Werewolf attacks ignoring his luck. But for whatever reason, I got a lot of elemental damage hits on him while having 100% resistance to said damage.

Summon around 390 skeletons

They bone him to death in seconds

All his armor is completely fucked since he had to get hit like 9000 times by shitty iron weapons

I was honestly expecting him to win.

Thumbnail in the catalog looked like he had absolute BUNDA going on back there

Do you know what "barbarian" means
Open up baby anon, here comes the airplane! AAA!

The term "barbarian" originated in ancient Greece and was used to describe people who were not Greek-speaking. The word "barbarian" (bárbaros) was onomatopoeic, meaning it sounded like "babble" to the Greek ear, who perceived foreign languages as a meaningless jumble of sounds. Over time, the term evolved to encompass anyone deemed uncivilized or uncouth by the dominant culture.

He resists and reflects most magic.

Meant to include in the (You)

Gaenor isn't that bad if you can tank a couple hits from him. All you need to do is chug a couple strength potions so you can one or two-shot him, that way it doesn't matter if you miss the first ten swings.

I'm a mage, stop insulting my intelligence.

Based. FuKKK bosmer.

N'wah is beaner

according to uesp he has 50-100 reflection and that's it for paralyze