What the hell's going on in this city?

What the hell's going on in this city?

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I dunno who that guy is but my eyes are starting to look like that too. What's wrong with me?

I'm glad I didn't stress over it. I'll just pick it up sometime next month.

Is he a snoy?

We built this City!

thats right cattle
return to your pen
come back to the slop trough next month
maybe we'll sell you one, maybe not

I will make my youtuber talk for me

I choose you mutanigger!

fuck off tard

Based hackers

did they get a court order after one too many people got trampled to death?

But why does he look so fucked up, his hair is an absolute mess and his eyes are bloodshot. Is he on ketamine

Stopping me from stealing is ANTI CONSUMER

American competence crisis at work.

dont know, but it's very similar to the 1998 Curien case

vitamin D deficiency

Well, I'm eating a banana right now, so that should help.

Snoystation lost
Snoybox lost
Snoydeck lost
Can't beat the Switch man

Are you making posts like this just so people have fresh material for the inevitable grudgeposts when Switch 2 bombs in a couple days.

As if it matters for the barely sentient NPC retards who preordered it. Nothing will stop them from buying it eventually.

Me too.

The only thing that could stop me from buying it eventually is if they don't announce a new Smash.

Well with Walmart it was a glitch apparently

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Honestly I'd be happier if mine was just cancelled but knowing my luck it won't be. Oh well, maybe I can flip it for a quick profit.

But why does he look so fucked up, his hair is an absolute mess and his eyes are bloodshot. Is he on ketamine

He's just non-white

kek, I was just about to tell him I'm saving his post for the collage I'm making

retards still pre-order shit

One time I made a screencap that was literally just every person who had replied "put me in the screencap" with no context as to the original post or what it was even a screencap of. I'm pretty proud of it.

Laughs in Best Buy

Laughs in Nintendo Store Preorder Email Invite Thingy

screams unintelligibly in EB Games

I don't even give a shit anymore it's the same with pirating I don't even bother now a day consumers run this shit and it will not change.

theyve been getting cancelled since they went on pre order

Someone in the chain lied about the available quantity of consoles on launch day

require you to manually checkout again

They clean up mass orders, likely from scalpers

he looks like he takes too much adderall

He replied to his own post with "but he's right though" lmao holy shit

Oh yeah?

The Switch 2's launch lineup is unironically and objectively worse than the PS5's. It's literally only Mario Kart and a paid tech demo.

Bananza will be pure kino and that comes out next month. I think they were accounting for the fact that Switch 2 will be hard to find and gave people a month leeway.

If it launched with Monkey too then it'd be a great launch.

Wait, so one game would bring it from worst launch ever to a great launch?

Should have bought it directly from Nintendo

I do that nowadays because it's not like the price ever goes down and it lets me spend my points without having to pay shipping

I'm into some pretty horny stuff, but under no circumstances would I ever feel a desire to post about how horny I am on the internet. I don't know what can be done to make people feel ashamed to be publicly horny, that isn't also a massive invasion of privacy.