Yoshit PISS hate thread

every opinion I see on Anon Babble must be ONE(1) obsessed schizo!

Well, it all started around 2012 with Final Fantasy XV and Nomura. Then Nomura failed, so it was eventually given to Tabata, and apparently his allegiance was with XV and not Nomura.

And over a decade later, we're here, and instead of shilling Final Fantasy XV for 10 hours per day, he shitposts about Yoshida for 10 hours per day. He even spent 9 months manually creating fake metacritic accounts to boost XV's score while lowering XVI's score, until they were the same. He probably would have gotten away with it too, but he kept bragging on Anon Babble about how "XVI was so bad it's making people pick up XV" and I guess someone investigated the reviews and reported them and they got removed. He's been doing this for literally over a decade.

There are also WoW players who shitpost about Yoshida ever since Asmongold made WoW players quit WoW to play XIV. There were shitposters from WoW before that too, but it really kicked up a notch since then.

FFs past 9 doesn't matter.

FF16 is an action game with light RPG elements, was advertised at such since the first fucking reveal. And it's fun. If you think the combat is boring, that's because your playstyle fucking sucks.

You had all that to say about Barry but somehow haven't even realized that Barry hasn't been on this site in at least a year at this point. Tells me you're probably a secondary who decided to latch onto FF16 for some ungodly reason and learned about a convenient boogeyman you can point to when people rightfully shit on it.

I vaguely remember seeing someone post about some plugin for cosmic exploration. Does anyone have a link?

You are objectively wrong about everything you just said.

What were Barry's xitters again

bitch why are you still subbed to xiv?

FF16 is an action game with light RPG elements

It has 0 RPG elements. It is action slop with a GoT-wannabe story.

FF16 is steaming hot garbage in pretty much every single way except for some of the music. It's a bad action game, it's a bad video game. It really is not fun in the least.

yeah after expedition 33 outsold XVI, the yoshit pissers have been losing it much more than barry at this point

barry left long ago when he realized he won. Larry took his place to endlessly defend XVI and stillbirth

Barry has one of the most obvious posting styles in internet history and somehow you haven't realized that he isn't even here anymore. You're just a moron. Probably this poster too

crafting on the moon and grinding on the moon shaped island is relaxing

You're still objectively wrong, but he does have a "unique" posting style.

These threads feel like cope, not that he is redeemable but square is a shitshow from top to bottom and blaming pissman seems like selling the idea they would be salvageable if just one guy would leave. It won't.

Every shit smeared Barry copycatter uses this one picture of Yoshida like every Nintendo obsessed game journo and Anon Babble shitposter uses this one picture of sad Mario

Ah yes the GoT story of changing a fucked up world by destroying the current world order and killing a god.

Aww sweet, another bazzkek pretendo thread

Nobleman: "Ahahahahah! Bearers are ANIMALS! They're tools for my pleasure! I'm going to rape this little bearer girl after I'm done feeding her parents to a caged bear for entertainment! Hahahahahaha!"

Clive (in his batman voice): "How can you treat people like this... Bearers are human too... They're flesh and blood, they have feelings..."

Nobleman: "SHUT UP PEASANT! QUIET! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO M--ACK!! (Nobleman is attacked by the bear and killed off-screen)

Bearer servant standing by the bear cage exchanges a knowing look with Clive.

Clive (in his batman voice): "Fucking asshole piece of fucking fuck shit got what was coming to him..."

Clive stands in front of the camera silently for 10 seconds

QUEST COMPLETE

Finally a mature Final Fantasy for adults

ngl
i love ffxiv

the only quest remotely close to what you're describing is played for ironic humor. You're trying way too hard.

watching cbu3 piss away all the goodwill they built up in record time was pretty fun not gonna lie

ngl
you're retarded

let's tack on some levels and stat numbers to our actionslop and absolutely nothing else

Yes this is totally an rpg.

i mean yeah but that doesn't change the fact i love ffxiv

The Chloe quest was just ironic too right?

Ff16 was like 10% done and stretched to 100 hours. Maybe it coupd have been a good game if they ever finished it. The combat is boring because it's the same 5 hours in as it's 50 hours in. The entire game mostly takes place on the same 3 dirt roads in the flavors wood, desert, rocks with all major points of interests missing from the game and all quests were basic mmo fetchquests. And since it probably would have been a good game if finished it will kill square because as usual they will scrap all decent ideas from it and ff17 will a 5% finished game stretched to 200 hours with 4 niggas in a row

woe betide you if you dedicate your life to hating FFXIV and CBU3 and naoki yoshida
you will end up publicly embarrassing yourself daily and begin wallowing in your own Anon Babble bans

spend 5 minutes running to town hoping your sprint kicks in

poorly animated cutscene of an unnamed lady saying she needs dinner ingredients

spend 5 minutes running to the far corner of the empty map to the waymark

hold button to pick up a bean

hold button to pick up a bean

hold button to pick up a bean

Clive (whispering in batman voice): "Shit, we'd better get these fucking beans back before she goes fucking hungry..."

teleport back to quest giver

Clive stares at the camera silently for half a minute

...

QUEST COMPLETE

I mean what more could anyone want?

You know Second Life still exists and VRChat fills the same role right? I just want the ERP crowd to fuck off already so that the game numbers dip enough they might actually attempt to fix shit.

FF16 was almost a good game, but the elephant in the room is that it's not even a fucking FF game
Had the game dropped all of the shitty attempts at being a RPG, it could have been great. Try naming a game with a more nothing crafting system than FF16

ffxiv is unironically better for it
the game is already in a great state btw
you are just burnt out

QTEs, please!

FF has been an MMORPG franchise for over 20 years with the occasional single-player spin-off game.

Don't fucking try that burnt out shit you dumb fuck. The game is absolutely garbage right now the amount of content at level cap is fucking shameful.

I like how none of the politics and drama actually serves any purpose. The answer to every single plot point, past or present, is "Ultima did it". The civilizations don't matter, the rulers don't matter, the people don't matter, it's all Ultima all the way, baby. Just kill one guy and you solve virtually all the problems humanity has ever had.

Patch 7.2 has more going on in it than any previous .2 patch in an expansion
But you knew that already, you wouldn't have posted this otherwise

Try naming a game with a more nothing crafting system than FF16

i mean sure it's not good, but it's not like it's too different from previous FFs. Besides 9 (and 10 to a way lesser extent), every single one of them has linear gearing progress, so I don't really get this popular complaint.

Jarvis, zoom in on the article writer's picture.
Confirmed... slightly askew head with tilt and uneven smirk. analysis of makeup... yes.
Jarvis confirms, 95% chance the article writer is a troon.

how many hours have you played anon

troon

cringe
kiwi farmers and sharty retards trying to rekindle ties with something awful
forced and astroturfed
commit lowtax

Theres no defending the trash that is occult crescent. Its literally easier smaller bozja. Relics used to be something you had to actually work for. Now you can literally grind out a full one in a day.

Ultima really killed the story for me. He makes 80% of the game feels like fillet

I mean all the political conflicts revolve around eikons and mothercrystals, so yeah?

almost all of ff16's writing problems you can trace back to shadowbringers or endwalker releasing and maehiro pointing at it and saying "i wanna do that too"

I wonder how many people are still hooked to Occult Crescent because is the only content in the game to keep players busy, nobody is gonna sub again por deep dungeon unless is totally different from the other three iterations.

tfw it's now impossible to discuss what's the worst villain in a FF game because Ultima exists

Necronsisters... we are now even more irrelevant

Why are there mentally ill people like Barry on the internet?

Anon...

I remember seeing this bucked anon crying in /wowg/ playing both sides begging people to give a fuck
When will you kill yourself

Its already dying since leveling is crazy fast this time and you only need to do atma step once. Also we'll probably see a jump for like a week tops with a new deep dungeon and then have it die again just like Orthos. All the content we get is one and done nothing has staying power. Its like they specifically design stuff to be disposable so they never have to go back and touch it again.

crafting on the moon and grinding on the moon shaped island is relaxing

OC was fun up until day 3 and then the harsh reality of the grind really set in. 4~5 hours of grinding silver just for 1 piece of gear is CRAZY, and I decided to get both the caster and fending set so I was gigafucked. Gonna take a break from it to play the new deltarune chapters and will probably come back when people have figured out how to run Forked Tower consistently.

Vieras are so ugly

falling for repackaged crafting and gathering leves a sixth time.

I wonder what it;s like to seethe about a japanese businessman for over 10 years.
That sort of dedication could have been used somewhere productive.

did you now? i'm sure the /wowg/ poster for it is way more interesting than a broken buck who keeps getting his cheeks clapped and comes straight back for more

wrong!

He's no 'Mura...

Post Ravabulls

People have been mathing out the percents that gear effects the skills and turns out like half of them aren't effected at all even though the tool tips straight up say otherwise. Also its diminishing returns so the +2 gear is almost entirely pointless to get. The stat increase is more important but looks like its all unnecessary for forked tower. Its basically just more trash to fool people into grinding more.

Didn't Creator invalidate all of IV? I gave TAY the respect it deserved by playing it completely shitfaced

But I heard getting atmas isn't easy, right? because it has crazy rng.

You only need one set though. Once you get it the step to actually get the weapon is 1500 uncapped tomes.

Yeah but surely we'll need the +2 gear to upgrade it when the next part of the island drops, just like Eureka and Bozja. R-right?

yeah pretty much all of TAY was "lunarians but with blackjack and hookers" so that cecil's OC son can repeat his father's story arc and kain can also repeat cecil's story arc and even turn into a paladin-dragoon

I got them all before I hit level 20 except for the ones that drop in the bottom left corner of the map. I had to actually grind those in overworld because that area has the least fate spawns. I know at least 3 other people in my fc that ran into the same exact thing. Hell one of them finished relic before they hit level 10. All the real grind is the phantom jobs really.

You mean the Eureka gear that was pretty much entirely ignored except for the discord weirdos that did that shit like twice a day? Or the Bozja gear that is an entirely different set in the 2nd area that I legit don't think I've ever seen anyone use.

I use the Larsa gear.

i fucking love FF9 and im one of the biggest necron defenders out there

unlike ultima, necron doesnt replace the final villain. He’s a force of nature like lavos or sin, he does not replace kuja as the villain. Necron is the perfect antithesis of the entire theme of FF9 being life. He represents the desires of death and the final fight is fighting for life. He is also fucking creepy and nightmare fuel along with the scary moans before the fight and the disturbing music. He is absolute kino but he stays short enough to not replace the final villain. He’s not something working behind the scenes like ultima, he was just summoned shortly at the end for one final battle between life and death

FFXVI wished it was as kino as necron

human au ra

I hate women so much it's unreal

The RNG isn't that crazy, but I think a lot of people don't look at any info so they don't know there's arbitrary regions for where atmas drop in occult. Also sometimes people just have awful luck and that skews perceptions some.

Hey, the elemental gear I got from the BAs I have run was entirely worth it for whenever I do go back to do Eureka stuff on occasion. I'm pretty sure a set of the Phantom gear is good too for Gold farming if nothing else. If there are actual scaling problems with some of the skills though I do hope that gets fixed.

Yes, but did we need him?

yes we did, the entire game is kuja's desires being incompatible with reality, necron is him forcing his issues onto the world to the absolute very end

But did we really REALLY need him anon?

Your headcanon will never stick
You will never have a general on Anon Babble
You will never be a woman

my headcanon has a post i linked to prove it, your headcanon is a hissed out tranny insult that's completely toothless after a decade of overuse

yes, the games takes on life and death is the best any fictional story has done on it IMO. It perfectly explores what it means to live, what it means to die, why the natural cycle of life and death is both cruel but also in many ways beautiful and no matter who you are, you deserve to live and experience this life. Its an extremely pro life story and necron represents our nihilistic world we live in today. Having one last final battle of life and death is pure kino

NOOOOOOOO BUT I WANTED A MILLION PARAGRAPHS WHERE HE CAME FROM AND WHY

It doesnt intrude on the story enough to ruin it unlike ultima. It was something called forward by kuja and i think its perfect

BUT WHYYYYYYYY

well why was FFXVI made to be so shit huh?

He's just a guy with a big hp bar you faggots

true..

Will they put more phantom job gear? it sucks that we only have berserker, canonneer and time mage
a classic white mage and blue mage outfit would be neat

Will they put more phantom job gear? it sucks that we only have berserker, canonneer and time mage

a classic white mage and blue mage outfit would be neat

I'm guessing we'll get different job sets with the second half. Who knows what those sets will be though.

You know what would be neat? Outfits and hairstyles designed for female characters

unknown but i hope so, and i do think they chose jobs that don't have any similarly aesthetic gear among currently existing jobs
the white mage set and blue mage set you want kinda already exist, look at the orison set and the magus set + mask of azuro (instead of the hat you actually get with the magus set, mask of azuro is just the eye mask)

NTA but. Saying "did we really need Necron" might as well just be "did we really need 9's second half". By then you could see the writers panic and feel the need dial it up to 11 with everything suddenly becoming extremely schmaltzy and all the characters turning gigaemo. So kind of yeah having the final boss just plain out be death was needed in that case. Just be in awe that they had the self awareness to go ok maybe it shouldn't be fucking Hades.

Y'shtola is best girl,needs more screentime and the WoL to kiss her.

XIV Postergirl

womanly and not afraid to show it

cares about the MC a whole lot

smart and competent, always keeps up with (you)

has your back

breedable

bonus: catgirl

WoW Pstergirl

idk Sylvanas?

bitch

hates you and everyone alive

reason for Shadowlands

lost the midriff

GW2 Poster'girl'

A FUCKING SALAD

he actually changes the image every time, so we can't easily see his mental illness

OP is a faggot

Reminder to all XIV players who are seeing new sprouts. Insult Commander and call them MTG tourists and they're not welcome.

note the phoneposting too

me when i put a single pixel in an image that takes 5 seconds just to watch you seethe

Do you think he has nightmares for taking one of the first popular roleplaying games in history and removing it all just to get outsold by elden ring, BG3 and even a FF clone like Expedition 33?

me when i'm so terrified of getting "caught" in something supposedly inconsequential that i edit all my images before posting, but it's OK that my reasons for doing it don't even make sense because ur mad lmao

orison set

yeah...not what Im looking for chief
the xiv blue mage set is fine but I would like it to be more 90s jrpg fantasy outfit-y rather than a classy suit

I hope so but I'm worried that it would be a direct upgrade to the current gear you have, instead of being a different set of gear but with the same ilvl. Dunno how it was done in bozja though since I didnt get the bozja armor

the funnier part is that I'm not even him

Did Dawntrail get any better? I ducked the fuck out after late 7.0 and we cleared all the raids. I even gave up my digital house… that no one ever came to or visited or served a purpose for. Yay.

there's autism grind content for both land/hand and combat jobs
if that doesn't appeal same shit that makes up the meat of every other expansion then no stay gone

players base are guaranteed to drop below 800k before 8.0

tfw you were born just in time to watch ff14 die.

how did he manage to kill his cashcow?

There's a new Deep Dungeon soon

that's a very tenuous definition of "kill" that isn't supported by what you're posting

The content delivery is so poor at these times
Like, 7.3 at release would be just MSQ+dungeon+trial and the alliance raid, then a month later the deep dungeon.
You can't deliver the same quantity of content like 10 years ago when you have more resources and you take more time to update between patches.

ah yes, I haven't been in a Yoshit-Piss hate thread in a while. Comfy schizokino threads

948k

OOOF. In 4 months those numbers are going to 877k mark my words

Dead in a week yshtolafag
Even worse than shades and I do genuinely mean it this time

retard, the game is back to pre-shadowbringers player numbers despite the new major patch. he clearly fucked up something

storywise

LOL HELL NO

gamewise

No. Same stagnant recycled shit. M6S adds being the only standout. Moon is bots. Who saw that coming? Crescent is just Bozja 2. Oh no. You'll have to join a discord for a permanent mount that has a 10%+ obtainment rate so it's not good enough for peacocking. For the third time.

sub 950k despite patch 7.2. that shit is dead

I love my vibrant and youthful catwife!
Hags bad! Fertile young* women is best! My wife Y'shtola doesn't show up enough

I demand Elezen sex IMMEDIATELY

oy gevalt dere's only a million players

I don't understand how this is my problem or concern, I don't have stock in Square Enix or otherwise have any financial investment in them. Queues as a DPS player are still fast, and they weren't in Stormblood, where numbers have supposedly shrunken back down to.

cope

lalafell thread haha

ayo?

character count didn't even make it to 300k two weeks into the patch

now it's this, proving that a lot of players actually play on alts

queue as a dps is still fast

why lie? its horrible

Get off of Dynamis or Materia.

im on light nigga

just don't play on this data center bro

dead game

There are no more players but they don't do anything beside modding or roulettes

There's only 300k "real" players but also the game is more profitable than it was during a period where I would be saying it had 900k+ "real" players and queue times don't reflect this lower "real" player count.

You have to subscribe to the belief that whale activity increased some unstated but very high number to make up for the player falloff. Unlikely at best, complete bullshit at worst. Quit reasoning your way out of the game's failure to fail.

they keep adding shit to the shop and second life retards keep spending money

yeah man all remaining 300k players are whales and all of their spending increased 500000% to make up the deficit

There is only one bold enough to breed the Shtola.

?

despite the new expansion, this fiscal year could only barely surpass the previous one in terms of revenue. you're coping if you think this game, as it is right now, isn't dying

Fromsoft is ok for reusing assets in their games but when Yoshi-P reuses FF14's quest formula on FF16 is le bad, right?

that doesn't suggest a death or even particularly a decline, it's a plateau at worst

yeah honestly a lot of FF16's problems stem from trying to wrangle an action game out of crystal tools and all the remaining problems stem from his "A team" being made up of XIV's former worst developers
it was actually a very incredible boon that 16's development took XIV's worst staff

Your post reminds me that they STILL haven't updated old gear textures

I am having a good time in OC. FATE need to stick around longer tho, the HP is way too low.

the material update for artifact armor is just as good imo but the lack of polycount update is SUPER fucking noticeable on some pieces
drachen armor looks amazing now, fighter armor still looks chunky but it doesn't look insanely out of place anymore

I like those stomach bulge animations.

You aren't reading what I wrote at all. The whale quotient did not rise to meet any kind of enormous player dropoff. Final post on the matter, everything after here is you arguing with yourself.

you only reuse good assets, not shit ones. questing in xiv sucks dicks

it's a plateau at worst

no, it's not. having similar numbers to the previous fiscal year despite the release of a new expansion means the game is losing players

why'd those posts make your butthole sting enough to copy them