Mario Kart World Switch 2 Leak

woah that looks so fresh, new and different!

said no one ever

I said it.

It does do something fresh, new and different by being the first Mario Kart to add platforming elements to the driving and having an open world but Anon Babble downplays the former and hates the latter for "fixing what isn't broken".

still has the flying sections where you do literally nothing

it's over. also CTR NF ruined other kart games for me

This looks so boring, the track design is somehow even worse than MK8

can play as the Mario Bros crab

snibbidy snib :D

$600 for a mobile-tier game

wtf are people thinking

this is an 80 dollar game

incredible

Just like with the straightaways on the ground, you're supposed to charge a miniturbo during it, with the challenge being to stay straight, as opposed to the miniturbo you get during turns where it charges faster with tighter turns. You should almost always be charging, but charging on straight sections is a new mechanic so most previews won't feature people doing it.

Holy fuck these tracks look boring.
-downgraded track design
-downgraded environments.
-they never fixed marios tumor cheeks.
-run into an item, the character or costume you picked gets changed mid race against your will.

B-Dasher with headlights

Not something I thought I'd see today but ok.

with the challenge being to stay straight

Unfortunate wording

It's a big challenge for this game's target audience.

You see, that's what I was about to post first but then I thought that joke was overdone

Looks EXACTLY like Mario Kart 8 graphically.

I'm so disappointed.

leak

Those are invited previews

Spurdo Sparde

It literally doesnt

meanwhile on pshart5:

remastering the same game like 5 times in 10 yaers

You're right, it's noticeably less polished.

Rail grinding is dumb as shit. Zero downwside.

i think ill just wait for a new Zelda before i buy a switch. i was excited for mkw but the roster is a let down and the open world does not seem like a huge selling point for me. hopefully they learned their lesson from botw and totk

It's just another Mario Kart game. What were people expecting this to be?

they never fixed marios tumor cheeks

All the new designs in this game are going to be the standard, I hope you get use to them since they're not going away until the next few decades.

Why would people pay $700 for Mario Kart AGAIN!!!!!!!!! $800 for a no games system is fucking absurd in 2012+13.

80 US DOLLARS

I'd be interested in Switch 2 if Nintendo dropped an actual video game

The downside is that it's slower. You would know that if you weren't a shitposting retard.

OP posted one. hope this helps

i could never get into ctr

Oh it's an actual leak, I wanted to get rickrolled before I went to bed
What happened to the need to activate console online thing

The patch is to play Switch 1 carts, Switch 2 games work as soon as you turn it on

it can play nintendo switch 2 gamecard titles without the need for the update, but it requires the update to load features that support backwards compatibility with switch 1 gamecards

the first Mario Kart to add platforming elements to the driving

Don't most Mario Kart games have shortcuts and alternate paths that require intentionally jumping over walls and gaps? Literally the only thing I've that makes the 'platforming' any different are the fucking autogrind rails ripped straight out of Ratchet and Clank.

This look the same as always, except it has Forza mode.

Then don't fucking buy it and shut up

shells can also follow the rail

different routes may be better depending of the situation

grinding alone doesnt do much

That's exactly how it looked the entire time. People thinking Nintendo had some secret thing they were hiding for Mario Kart World were just gassing themselves up.

Does it need a MicroSD Express card to save the game data?

Ah I see, not quite as bad as I thought.

But it also validates the fears I had based on Alarmo, that also had a basic feature locked behind a day 1 patch and I was worried that might be a sign of that starting to be a thing with Nintendo games, hopefully it sticks to just hardware and they don't start pushing out unfinished games like the rest of the industry.

game has an actual attract mode

We are so back.

I hope we get some jet ski only courses at some point as DLC. The racing on water thing is the neatest thing of MK World IMO. Wave Race courses or original.

I thought the continuous tricking along with the shortest line through the curve made it the fastest path.

mfw I'm literally getting a switch 2 just for deltarune since the gameplay of this looks absolutely ass

They really should of just waited for DK for it to be a launch title desu. Ain't no way I'm spending 80 smackers on whats basically mario kart 8 with iPhone mini games tacked on

So a useless feature for the fluff of saying "We did something different but we wont make the game any deeper so as not to offend casuals"

inb4 "MarIO KarT WaS ALways CASual" No, no it wasn't. Not being designed for competitive play doesn't mean it shouldn't have depth. Modern mario kart is more sterile than someone who had their nuts chopped off.

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No, it has internal memory.

Stop promoting your channel here, faggot.
Thumb down and blocked.

I don't have friends so I don't give a fuck about Mario Kart, Smash, or all these other Nintendo party games. Fuck you social butterflies, eat a dick.

Will I ever need an SD Express card if I were to only get physical copies of Mario Kart, Bananza, and 3D Mario?

I dig some of the remixes, such as Cool Cool Mountain and Bowser's Galaxy Generator.
Open world is a meme. Stop defending it because BOTW did it and sold well.

I'm literally buying one on launch day just because of scalper fear. There is absolutely nothing that interests me until DK but I figure I can play the new deltarune chapters on it and a 5th playthrough of Y0 with English dub just for the shits and giggles. I was always very meh to mario kart 8 but jesus this new one looks stiff as fuck. If they were charging 40 for it I'd get it but the price is too steep for something that looks like a subway surfers spin off

Apparently you cant even grasp World focus on chaining tricks, and you have the audacity to talk about mechanic depth lmao

Oh no im hitting the trick button...oh no im hitting the trick button again...so deep. Your next line is "Im asking for too much".

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No. It's like the original Switch in that it stores save data and update data in the internal storage if there's no SD card, but this time it has plenty of internal storage (by Nintendo standards): 256 GB. You could probably go full digital and that'll be enough for a few years provided you stick to first party Nintendo games like the ones you mentioned.

man it looks like so much fun, I can't wait
this isn't a leak btw, read the description

Thanks to my friends at Nintendo, for the opportunity to go hands-on with Mario Kart World!

is is going to be the first mk where i am going to avoid the gp.

Nah
Yeah I hope that doesn't happen. But then Switch had games that got a ton of free content upgrades but felt undercooked at launch so it's anyone's guess

Like said, this isn't a leak. Embargo or something must have been lifted. This guy, Nintendo Life, IGN, VGC, Skill Up and others all posted 2 hours ago.

They really should have shown off more of these other tracks. The desert highway and donkey kong map look pretty boring

What is it about Nintendo games that just makes me want to come back and play them again and again?

It looks like literally the same game that they’ve been selling you fags for the last 20 years. I hate autists so fucking much.

Autism.

It states that this was an event where they could get direct feed footage, that's all.

Or get this, it returns me to my childhood

Only good thing is the music, Game looks boring and slow

The open world actually looks like a genuinely good idea

drive between races adds basically new tracks between races

enables a singleplayer mode where you can explore and race on tracks at will

Feels a bit like testdrive or something

Instant dopamine hits followed buy instant gratification of coin sounds as the basedlet cuk screams whoahhh did you see that my head is balding and my gf bf is drilling her in the background

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Air Riders won.

$80+tax+tip for the same goddamn shit again except this time you can play as a fatass cow

You can't be fucking serious with this

it just occured to me: are there mario kart autists like smash bros autists?

more Mecha Kong footage

There's a boss fight. I want to believe. Especially, after seeing that one Spike image on the Nintendo News app.

yes

Seeing this does make me feel better about not getting a switch 2 at launch because I'm not really missing that much I can't already experience. I like Mario Kart. This is exactly what it says on the tin. It is more Mario Kart. They're out of their fucking mind if they think this is worth 80 dollars.

no koopalings no buy

.....this doesn't look like it's worth $80 let alone $70

You'll buy it anyway.

Nintendo has given literally zero fucking reasons to buy a Switch 2 at launch. They learned NOTHING from the Wii U. Honestly they need to be humbled again because the Switch's success made them incredibly arrogant.

is there a wario leffen equivalent lmao

That's what you say now. Wait until you see Rainbow Road and all the 10/10 scores it gets. Then you'll see.

Mecha Kong is just part of the track's obstacles

Sorry, meant for

Yeah, I'm just going to keep playing MK8

I agree. It should have a $250 USD market price

I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE!

That’s the funny part. Tendies defend the hardware price but it’s as strong as a PS4. But ps4 games were $60.

Manchild. Emotionally-attached to corporation. Both seemingly 100% correct judging by

Sooo is there any new information?

Leak

Gameplay posted by IGN

????

both seem to want Geno in their games, so probably

But ps4 games were $60

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Still not seeing the appeal of the Open World, do we know if there bosses or anything outside of just missions.

Sounds like you're just coping, my friend

You shut you're whore mouth right NOW

Why should I pay $80 for this?

They would have shown at least one, if they were any

It literally looks worse.

You shouldn't. It's a litmus test.

Are Tendies still coping about another super secret set of tracks?

Guys this isnt nintendo from 10yrs ago cmon now

It's an actual fun karting game where you actually control your kart

Nice cope, continue to seethe.
Nintendo thinks so lowly of their cultists that they can fleece you by charging $80 for gen 8 games.

nintardos eat it up.

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the fox and the grapes

shows no new gameplay

Is there anything we haven't actually seen in the game that we already have?

CTR NF

30 FPS trash

It's more that they get the opportunity to pay for more DLC Boost Packs. Or they can get them for free if they have Nintendo Switch Online (not sure if they'll make a new tier that includes it that'll also have stuff like Animal Crossing DLC, Wii games and TG-16 games for maybe $70 or $80 a year or something). The new way is to buy games with the promise of more content coming and the hopes that you like the content that comes and the game isn't "dead".

Yeah, just like how they’re totally hiding more costumes that they just haven’t shown yet

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This thread is probably sponsored by them too
journos are shameless

Yes. No ones gonna be showing rainbow road or if 200cc is even a thing until, like, the Japs get it.

How do you think that person is?

Crash Nitro Fueled shits all over this Open World slop racing game

You must be underage if this slop takes you back to your childhood

That’s not how let alone works you retard

Pretty sure every main character that isn't a random enemy gets 10 costumes each, for Pauline they've shown off like 2 so I think she has 8 more to unlock.

Still not seeing it, the music is good I'll give them that

How OLD do you think that person is?

Can't type today, sorry.

All those straight lines on the minimap.

Knockout Mode is gonna get boring fast.

The average consumer is blown away by Mario Kart World, the only people bitching are balding redditors who do nothing but bitch like women
Funny thing is they're all buying one just on pure FOMO alone

Nintendo won, Eric lost

Unironically CTRNF is the greatest kart racer. I found it funny when Mario Kart 8 players were upset at new characters each time they were announced, yet on CTRNF they added obscure characters like Pasadena Possum, OBJ_motherfucker and Rilla Roo. Literal who characters that the community cherished.

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praying for the return of my laggy ex who mained baby daisy on Anon Babbleeekends

My issue are how the tracks look really flat and more like tour then anything

If you expect me to pay $900 for Mario Shart you're delusional. Someone at Bingtendo HAD to say "OK, $1,000 for a console *is* a little too much."

I'm still going to see Rainbow Road spoilers when I wake up on June 5th, aren't I?

Is that really the bar you need to cross? That the average consumer likes it? Speaks volumes of your taste in games

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ofc you couldnt, its a game that requires actual skill
nintentranny

No, she has one. Just like DK

posting best character

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touhou avatarfag

Take your fumo non-playing irony-posioned ass back to Twitter

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neither could anyone else, that's why it died in less than a year.

[higher value] let alone [lower value]

Why all the GBA Super Circuit music and no MK:SC tracks?

Yoshi Desert was done so dirty- IT WAS YOUR TURN GOD DAMMIT!!

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Mario Kart WoHURld

God the voice still fucking sucks.

1) Who says they won't be in the game?
2) If they aren't, they'll be in a boost pack.

Glad I'm not the only one that hates it

Kevin won.

this looks so fresh, new and different

you can play as the green cow now from Mario Insneed Story 4 Turqoise Edition though

1) Who says they won't be in the game?

Me

2) If they aren't, they'll be in a boost pack.

No

I don't know of anyone who likes Kevin's Mario voice.

Mario Kart is only good when they all drive the same pipe cart

I really like Kevin's Mario voice

So do we know the META yet? So we can all play as Waluigi in the wriggler car

I must say guys, Im loving Kevin's Mario voice

another wahoo kart racer

Who, other than literal children, gives a fuck?

Holy shit I actually get motion sickness from this footage.
What the fuck is this?

i got bored by just looking at this

Looks like Mario Kart I guess. The remixes are great tho.

Leaks

You stupid faggot, everyone got invited to play pretty much what is the final game before launch and people are posting their footage from that. That's not a leak, fuck you. I hate faggots like you OP.

People with literal money

manchildren

CTR NF

unironic literal goyslop with nothing but memberberries to prop it up
dumbing down the driving yet allowing any zoomie to feel like a pro gamer due to holding USF with the absurd leeway they give you was a mistake
even nitro kart was better, unironically

Finally someone else says it. CTR:NF is an insult to the original classic

also CTR NF ruined other kart games for me

this but Ring Racers and Sonic Riders for me

who called the pleb patrol? the remake has more mechanical depth than the original on top of having more tracks

the handling looks so much fucking better

I know it's the most financially safe move, but jesus this is like releasing NSMBU on the Wii U as the launch title. Mario Kart is not that big title you come back to everyday for a whole few months. I really wish they launched with 3D Mario. This is so fucking lame, Kart has always been that second tier title that you get as a companion game.

The remake utterly fails as a kart racer, it's only good for performing time trials. It's also buggy as fuck with broken collisions in several of the tracks, and items that literally don't work. Only furfags defended that cashgrab.

track design is bad, holy shit.

I said this when the new COD dropped
I said this when the The Last of Us 2 dropped
I said this to every new gaming sequel

This is so fucking lame, Kart has always been that second tier title that you get as a companion game.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the best-selling Switch title

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yaikes, not looking good tendotroons

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you are blind.

love how you cannot tell who anyone is in the crash pic

honestly both look like PS3 games

the remake has more mechanical depth than the original

if crashfags have standards this low im not surprised their mascot never had any real relevancy beyond the first trilogy and CTR OG

not intangible with Boo

What the fuck

I'd pay for CTR on pc even if it looked like that

Aka people that do not exist anymore.

The load times for CTR were awful

2025

lcd

yaikes

Rosalina isn't their daughter??? Pretty sure Rosalina is some immortal cosmic god

As someone who loves the original CTR, this is false. Driving became way more complex since USF doesn't die with boosting and U-Turns, so performing decent on most tracks now require way more precision and good knowledge of what you're doing. The hardest shit you can do in OG CTR are unintended shortcuts like the Hot Air Skyway one or the Oxide Station, but USF management has been already solved. I honestly don't know if speedghosts are the same in the new game though.

Problem is, once you learn HOW to play CTR, you can't play it like a KART RACER anymore. You are constantly boosting because if you aren't, you lose because there is no blue shell in that game.

I..want to play new games when they come out? I don't see owning a Switch as any positive over owning a Switch 2.

Fucking awful isnt it. Hate that voice crack.

that's what makes it so fun. I like constantly having to think about the boost, timing it perfectly around every corner
when you're at the highest tier of play it feels like every single millisecond can be perfected

I just listened and it's really that awful, they could've gotten someone who sounds identical to the original but they had to go for diversity hire

its $500 because you cant take the game out of your console.

This.
There's no strategy involved at all in CTR:NF, it's pure muscle memory of the courses. You might as well play time trials as once you figure out the fastest route through the courses as nobody has a chance of ever catching up with you. Not saying that Mariokart is the pinnacle of strategy either, but even MK has some strategy involved when playing against skilled players (bagging being a good example of this)

hopefully they learned their lesson from botw and totk

yeah they really learned their lesson from the two best selling games in the series

Rosalina being a god is a forced meme, she was never intoned to be that.

I know right? Even the Disney game looks better.

why yes i am paying 550 dollars for this game

That fucking voice crack in the title screen

I HATE AFGHANI MARIO I HATE AFGHANI MARIO I HATE AFGHANI MARIO

Kevin is so bad.

crazy how unreadable everything is on ctrnf
its all a blur of brown

at that point just play a real fighting game

I also am inclined to purchase a brand new console for every single game I want to play. now let me return to my 10 xbox consoles

Calm down Anon, Nintendo knows what they're doing.

no diddy

no funky

no petey piranha

no koopalings

no secret courses

It's over

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no koopalings

says the jeet how kept complaining about them being in every single game after they were brought back

crash is 30fps retarded tranny

Haven't seen anyone post this video yet.
youtu.be/BoRUa2LmJHM

So they really did show all characters and costumes at once?

Pauline and DK only have 1 additional costume

that seems shockingly stupid
like I'm not gonna be like REEE WHY DIDN'T THEY SACRIFICE GAMEPLAY TO MAKE MORE COSTUMES
but how hard could it be to give them each a few more?

no secret courses

Name one time that statement was true that wasn't just an unlockable special cup, which this game has.

>no koopalings

fuck 'em

>no secret courses

rainbow road/special cup

What the fuck was Nintendo thinking with this camera shit

The cake is a lie

Not that anon but I can't even if I wanted to, it's sold out everywhere.

lmao
it'll probably be a fun thing for families but seeing neckbeard reviwers forced to use it is hilarious

what's the point of the camera when you're playing fucking split screen and the person is right beside you

Is it just me or does the animation for getting hit but a blue shell look worse? They just kind of roll around.

On the one hand I agree. On the other hand, open-world is possibly the lamest hook they could have come up with.

They'll give more costumes probably in DLC. May or may not be paid, but they'll do it.

because you're typically looking at the screen when you're playing a game

I fucking hate ign. from their article today:

I was pleasantly surprised that I failed a couple of the P Switch missions on my first attempt – by either running out of time or missing a key jump – and some of them felt like they demanded mastery of Mario Kart World’s new Tony Hawk-inspired parkour mechanics.

Tony Hawk-inspired parkour mechanics.

parkour

what????

Stupid sexy neckbeard

i really wish i had the money to get a switch 2 but i just cant shell out 500$ in good conscious to play 1 single video game

IGN must have zoomers on their staff nowadays

I understand what he means by parkour mechanics, wallrunning and grinding
not sure what else you'd call it, tricks but there was already tricks in mario kart so that doesn't set the new mechanics apart

There needs to be an option to shut that shit off.

there is, it's called not buying the camera in the first place

It's a stupid gimmick in general, one they lifted from the Mario Kart arcade games. A P1 or P2 would suffice.

It's a humiliation ritual. Imagine that guy's picture surrounded with primarily children and other neckbeards like him.

Why doesnt the crab have its claws on the wheel?

How many unique characters? How many constumes? How many tracks? How many modes? What do you do in open world mode?

Background character padding no animations lazy game 11 years prease understand

probably had AI clean up their dog shit article and asked chat gpt to reference other video games in their slop

leak

it's a Nintendo sponsored preview

tendie try not to tell lies for more than 1 second challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Calling it parkour is accurate, though comparing it to Tony Hawk is pretty surface level at best.

they didnt care. they added map hazards as roster filler. could have been a cool promotion event to help promote some big expansion in the future but they blew their load with an obscenely lazy launch selection.

doesn't recognise conkdor from super mario 3D world

a great middle finger to genoniggers

conkdor, from 3d land / world

IGN asked Mario Kart World producer Kosuke Yabuki about the status of Diddy Kong in Mario Kart World as part of a recent interview.

He merely told the site: “I’m afraid I can’t say anything at this time.”

Secret characters confirmed?

“I’m afraid I can’t say anything at this time.”

why does he sound like he's bound and gagged lmao

More like soft confirmation that DKR is never coming back. Unless of course Microsoft decides it's one of the games they will work with Nintendo on bringing over.

More like soft confirmation that DKR is never coming back.

not sure how you got to that conclusion

Could also be implying DLC, whether that be traditional paid DLC or shit like the not-battle pass thing CTRNF did to keep online engagement (and thus NSO subscriptions) going.

this is the same literal slop but with reddit cow and omg le heckin X character added. that's it.
you faggot basedtendo redditors should be EMBARRASSED playing this shit if you're older than 30.

Oh fuck please confirm this for me bros... Is Mario in...?

So Crossworlds actually won? It’s over Nintenbros…

That's David. Great guy, comes by on Tuesdays.

can I hack the game to put whatever I want in the camera window

can you say it with more buzzwords

it never does but people will buy it
like pokemon
like apple

Thank you. I keep fucking seeing retards misusing this phrase lately. It's like the new "I could care less".

Eh, random characters having telekinesis for the party games isn't exactly new.

xe's right. i like the cow but the le epic onions characters retarded.

You can't use it outside of Friend Lists

redditbob shit

It was so close

Wait, but Anon Babble told me Switch 2nis a brick without day 1 update? How are they playing MKW 2 days before launch?

They could have made this into a Mario GTA but its so lacking in content it feels like a scam

open world Mario Kart

open world Donkey Kong

open world Mario Party

open world Mario Golf

open world Paper Mario/Mario & Lugi

open world Mario Tennis

open world Smash Bros

open world Metroid

open world Yoshi

open world Star Fox

open world Fire Emblem

open world Warioware

open world Splatoon

No, sir, I don't like it

and child accounts parental approval every time they want use the camera online

Primarily because there hasn't been one since 1997, Rare owns the rights (who is owned by Microsoft), and Diddy Kong would instead be a playable character in Mario Kart instead of his own game. My only hope is they don't pass it off as "see, here's your DKR", but it'd be an interesting homage. Especially since they have planes, but they'd need the little water floaty things they drove in instead of jet skis for the water sections to make it a more complete homage.

BOTW's success as open world game and it's detriment to future Nintendo titles can not be understated.

Why did nintendo quit doing fun intro cinematics?

Fun isn’t marketable

Mario's in alright, inside your TIGHT FUCKING BUSSY! Oooh yeah, he's gonns TEAR UP THAT FUCKING HOLE, FUCKING MAKE IT GAPE WIDE FUCKING OPEN. He'll make you go BING BING against your prostate while shouting WAHOO like a frenzied maniac, veins bursting all FUCKING over while he CHOKES THE FUCK OUT OF YOU AND HIMSELF. He'll use a Mega Mushroom and RUIN your STUPID LITTLE HOLE. You'll fucking beg for daddy to stop while he RAMS your shit in and makes you EXPLODE, going AUEHEHGUGHEUGHEUGUEHTUFHEUGHFUEGHGUEHG wjile you cum like a stupid fucking BITCH. AND HE'LL DO IT OVER AND OVER UNTIL TIME ENDS YOU STUPID FAGGOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHEKCIJXJXODOCOFPSPAC

extra button press to get to the title screen

i think there is a a difference between a sports slop title and a launch day game (and the only one) where the bulk of newcomers are just props saddled into a go kart. like i said, im not totally against these mooks but dont just start with bottom of the barrel assets flips.

Open world Splatoon would be based though. Imagine how much more fun a Splatoon battle royale game would be compared to what they’ve been giving us.

Either secret unlock or gay ass paid DLC

Any particular reason why Paarthurnax doesn't voice Mario anymore?

He was the last vestige of fun and passion at Nintendo so of course they had to get rid of him

Looks fun but don't know if it looked $450 plus $80 fun

I cant wait to style on people with the fucking cow character

They'll sell DLC out the ass for this game, with additional characters being the most obvious.
I predict Min Min being added eventually just because Yubuki can't help himself.

There are some theories but nothing has been publicly stated past him "stepping down".

Charles complained too much about not voicing Mario and Luigi in the movie

he's getting old and Nintendo wanted to replace him sooner than later

higher-ups found out he's gay

Nintendo didn't want to pay him for recycled voice clips (Warioware Move It)

He said that he wanted to voice Mario until he dies so the announcement came out of nowhere. The ambassador role sounds like what Japanese employers do where they won't fire you directly but instead give you a lesser role to urge you to quit.

officially he's "retired", but he still seems keen to have continued voicing the characters. Nobody is quite sure the real reason, so take your guesses.

Mario doesn't get SpongeCHAD

I strongly believe it's related to the movie somehow since it all went down at that time

Huh. Didn't know he was gay. Either way, it WAS fucking stupid to not have him be Mario and Luigi in the movie. It just seems like an especially backstabbing move to get rid of him seeing how seriously Japan takes VAs, and they got someone who tries to impersonate him.

it's fucking over.

average consumer

The average consumer isn't going to pay $80 for a game. This isn't even a Nintendo thing. Pretty much every $70 games has either flopped or sold worse than its predecessor. Like the best selling $70 game was ToTK and that was still a 33% drop from the last game. Monster Hunter Wild sold half of what World did and Doom straight up flopped.

OHNONONONONO NINTENDO SISTERS! OUR 80 DOLLARS!?

so forza horizon except bad?

If it's true, I absolutely agee with Charles on him being upset for not being the Mario voice in the movie. Having him set for the little cameo instead made no sense to me since he is also a trained voice actor and he IS Mario.

"B-but Baby Rosalina needs multiple so people will actually like her and not hate her, please understand!"

IGN

No shit it'd be boring, all you do with a car is fucking drive. Compare it to the previous Nintendo launch title, Breath of the Wild. In that you can gather resources, hunt animals, climb, fight monsters, talk to NPCs, and solve puzzles. It wasn't perfect, but as THE game to get lost in for a month or two and sell your new console, it did a perfect job of feeling new and exciting. This is JUST Mario Kart, but sometimes you drive through rings with a time limit.

totk was a 33% drop from the last game

That's honestly pretty normal for the second game on the system. This chart isn't up to date anymore because it's missing totk, but it still conveys the point. See the drop off from oot to mm or phantom hourglass to spirit tracks. Even looking at twilight princess on the wii to skyward sword on the wii, there's a considerable drop. The second Zelda game on a given system almost never does as well as the first.

That movie just had horrible voice acting in general. Basically nobody fit the character, and some voices like Funky Kong were just wretched to listen to. The only good major voice was Jack Black Bowser, but even that got fucked with because of the terrible pitch filter they used to make him sound deeper. Fuck Illumination.

drafting seems fucking OP

You know, Majora's Mask sold pretty well considering it needed the expansion pack, was weird and different, and came out so late. That's an attach rate of nearly 1 for every 10 N64s.

"""Peach Beach""" filled with anti-soul gas and ruined by the stupid ass lap change gimmick from Tour

I'm gonna throw up

ruined

you're lying out of your ass if you think the original peach beach was a good track

Can't wait to hear him as the baby bros lmao, it's going to be a disaster.

Why did they reveal literally 99% of the game's content within 24 hours of the reveal?

yeah honestly the DK game is a lot more exciting to me than MK World.

retard

With how much Smash failed to make her a recurring presence it wouldn't be a surprise if he tried making her a thing again in the much more successful Mario Kart.

The DK game is just collectathon slop. Looks like a massive downgrade after Astro Bot

Looks soulvful, Anon Babble being snoy central desperately trying to stir shit up is a good sign

Wow, shitpost harder why don't ya?

Reminds me of Arcade GP's camera but worse.

It's better than any track in this game, that's for sure. They seem to have sucked all the fun out of it here, though. It looks smaller and the tide and cataquacks don't seem to even be real obstacles anymore.

The DK game is just collectathon slop

If you saw DK64 you would (hopefully) literally kill yourself

They revealed 99% of the content in the reveal trailer

why copy forza and have a dead open world then?

Thats fair. I bring it up because when you look at the games that are $70, they haven't been doing nearly as well as the $60 ones did. ToTK I think is the only one thats broken 20 million sold and even it was a big decline (though it may not be as crazy as you note). Other examples would be Spider Man 1 selling 20 million and the second one selling 10 million, or MHWorld selling over 20 million while Wild is at 10 million and declining. This also says nothing for the games that completely flopped, Doom being the most notable as it can't really be blamed on woke slop like other games. The last games that did over 20 million other than ToTK were $60 or less: Hogwarts Legacy, Elden Ring, and Palworld. Point is that Nintendo might be shocked that the "normal consumer" doesn't come out for Switch 2 games like they did with Switch 1. Sony has had this exact same issue

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Obviously, footage has shown otherwise? It's literally just driving your kart from track A to track B what did people expect

what are virtual game cards

i thought you fags moved onto pretending to like the horrible sonic racer instead

theres no reason to copy forza if there are no activities

Looks cool, but I have to agree with the other anons and this shit doesn't look like a 80 bucks game.

Cool but Nintendo didn't let me buy a shitch 2 so I don't care

Yabuki loves his waifu
And so do I

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Lol games not even out and tendies are doing damage control

i like that mario kart is a nintendo tony hawk game now

that's fucking crazy

all you do with a car is fucking drive

Yeah, but you can easily make that fun, and open world driving games have addressed this issue. Hell, the first Forza Horizon did a lot to keep traveling around active. The map was littered with things like Speed Zones and Speed Traps that turned stretches of road into quick little time trials or execution challenges to keep up your speed. You could encounter other racers on the road and suddenly challenge them to impromptu races. There were collectibles like signs to smash for shop discounts and cars to unlock by finding them around the map. This was kicked up a notch by all tying into online as well; was fun when it was active and you were challenging other players on the road and such.

There was a decent bit to do inbetween the actual challenges and races, but for what's said about Mario Kart World, the free roam mode has none of that. It mostly has the challenges--which are apparently very short--and some other things like the medallions, both of which apparently only gets you stickers.

As it stands, MK: World is just gonna be another example of Nintendo doing poorly to catch up to the curve, but because the main fans never play anything else, they're gonna be wowed by it

literally just boosting over a rock obviously designed for that purpose

and then trying a tactic that clearly doesn't work and isn't intended

didnt work as intended because a redshell hit him before making it work

hardcore players, myself included

lmao
also this showed nothing impressive, nintendo is guaranteed to patch anything like what happened in the second clip

MK: World is just gonna be another example of Nintendo doing poorly to catch up to the curve

you almost had a good post going but then you had to reveal you're another anally devastated sperg who's been seething about botw for 8 years, sad!

N-NINTENDO WILL PATCH IT OUT!!!! JUST WATCH

you guys are even more pathetic than smashfags taking the most casual mario kart games ever made so seriously.

The only hope I have right now is the wall riding/bouncing could make for some cuhraaazy gameplay

the most casual mario kart

That's Wii.

What's wrong with wanting to take a game seriously and staying in your own, separate autistic community for it?

This game getting so much talk has had me go back and play mario kart wii, it's fun and I like seeing Daisy do the splits every five seconds

I have yet to find a single soul that liked those horrible transforming maps in the MK8 booster pass. Those things fucking SUCK.

about BOTW

That's not what I was referring to at all. Says a lot when you read that sentence and immediately think of BOTW, tee bee aytch.

woah that looks so fresh, new and different!

A Nitro Fueled style roster in a Mario Kart game would make the average /smbg/ user legit kill himself because it would be all those fan rosters with forgotten retro villains, forgotten 2000's era platformer characters, RPG characters, Mario Party hosts, Warioware characters, and DKC characters made real (and with crazy shit like a character based on the Marty the Thwomp myth and a 3-Up Moon as well).

she literally creates a new universe

yeah but here's a cow

Can I point the camera at my penis and balls so it shows up in that frame?

she literally doesn't, a bunch of lumas kamikaze into a black hole which reboots the universe

have you played the game? even if you did how would you know what the skill ceiling is based on a couple of hours of gameplay? mk8 has been on the market for 11 years, of course the autists will have found a bunch of tech and exploits in this timespan

Says a lot when you read that sentence and immediately think of BOTW

yeah because this shithole board has spammed

tendies only like botw because it's the first open world gayme they've played!!!

for the best part of a decade, nigger-man

Yup, it came out in 2014

She didn't, she died with everyone else after the game pulled a Sonic 06. The one we have now is not the non canon one from that game. Think on why Baby Rosalina has been in more games than the young version of her from the storybook.

most casual mario kart ever made

despite the fact it literally added jumping and wall running the most technical shit mario kart has ever added

yeah okay retard

too think mario kart 8 deluxe was originally going to have open world with 24 players at one point, but scrapped that due to the system being overwhelmed

Crisp 360p

KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Play Mario Galaxy before you say retarded shit like that.

it's crazy how the switch 2 cost 1000$ for such a shit game
1200$ is too much

$1500 is absurd, are they really expecting us to pay $2000 for this?

autistic stimming penguin

He's just like me....
I...
Thank you.

it really cost 2,100 bucks? fuck nintendo so hard

She literally appears in front of Mario as a floating giant before the universe ends with no explanation and then she speaks to Mario as a disembodied voice from the fucking sky in the new universe, how is she not a goddess?

lol tendie is mad mario kart is the most accessible casual game ever. don't worry kiddo your friends will all think you're super hardcore when you do a little wall jump

yeah it's accessible and also has a high skill ceiling, I understand that your mom smoking crack during pregnancy prevents you from understanding simple concepts but it's ok I forgive you (I don't forgive you for being so ugly though holy shit what an abomination)

You literally see all the lumas go into the black hole in the cutscene before.

The lack of original music in this video is disappointing. Why am I hearing remixed tracks from older games on new unrelated tracks?

last nintendo console i've owned was a gamecube
i'm gonna play mario kart and odyssey on launch and bing bing wahoo like cuhrazy

Nintendo is selling you nostalgia. I really don't know how many times it can be said before it sinks in. Those "remixed tracks" are brand new songs altogether for first time players and people who might be coming over from 8. For you, it's a reminder of what life was like when you were a kid watching power rangers and Toonami and playing Mario Kart with your friends and relatives. So now both audiences want the game and will give Nintendo money.

Are there any other playable characters or is every character already fully known about?

you can answer any question about modern Nintendo games the same way, they have no soul. shareholder profits over fun, every time.

why should I get this instead of mk8 deluxe

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enjoy your bing and bing and your wahoo, nintendo games are fun

There are 883 invisible blocks hovering around the map for you to find. Find them all, and you unlock Blockhopper from the original New Super Mario Bros.

We know every character and every costume and have since Day 1

Any confirmation yet of 200cc being in?

Doesn't mkwii have a large, if not the largest competitive scene in the series?

now THIS is epic

music stops and starts instead of looping

Ewww

This. It feels really cheap and out of place, like some menu theme is playing over the gameplay

Majora's Mask sold pretty well considering it needed the expansion pack

didn't it literally come with it like DK64?

something can be casual and competitive at the same time

in fact that's pretty much the entire point of nintendo's multiplayer games like smash, splatoon and yes mario kart

They overestimated the sex appeal of their fans

can you stay in the UFO longer if you absorb stuff from the ground? neat little mechanic if that's the case

Koopaling signs while they're still nowhere to be seen

These kind of ads are always for things that are in the game one way or another

No other ads related to missing characters

Could have literally just not used them since they have like 50 other perfectly good ones

It's not copy pasting MK8 textures either because they redid the art for them

What's the fucking deal? I wanna have hope but part of me feels like it's just gonna be some shitty attempt at a cameo or something.

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i hope the cute nip girls use this for their lets plays and collabs :3

OG still mogs the whole kart genre tho

they're going to support the game for years, I don't know what all the kvetching is about

every costume

So Donkey Kong only has 1 costume?

Yes.

By "supporting the game for years" you mean selling content that the previous game had from the get-go as mini DLCs? They literally cut the roster in half, filled it with nobodies nobody cares about, and then they're going to sell all the other characters people wanted from the previous game... sounds scummy

nintendo spams koopalings to no end

Ugh why are the Koopalings in everything!?

nintendo removes the koopalings

WTF where are the Koopalings!?

YOU ROVU WIND WAIKA NOW

I don't know if they're going to sell it (I'm not predicting their practices after the switch 2 reveal direct shower of shit) but based on the way they dealt with their other successful multiplayer IPs like splatoon they've done a ton of regular free updates and then a paid dlc near the end of the game's life

They are going to ban so many people when half of these videos are cock and balls and assholes

There were Birdo signs in Mario Kart 8 and she never got added to that game (but was added in the deluxe version's booster faggot dlc) so make of that what you will

At the bare minimum the graphics look better than CTRNF due to actually looking sharp instead of having the kiketracing blur filter.
Looks pretty good.

I can't believe a crab can drive without using its claws to steer. Very skilled apparently.

followed buy instant gratification

retard

you joke but instead of stage hazard "characters", they should add more borderline shitpost shit like this
add the red mushroom that makes you big as a character
add the invisibility star as a character
do what ctrnf did and add the brick block and the ? block as characters
add a fucking coin as a character

$80 plus tip!

$80 let alone $70

Dumfuk, you don't know how to use words

the people who want the Koopalings back are TOTALLY the ones who wanted them gone

Goomba fallacy

Christ. I'd rather they forget they exist for another 10 years than be part of that delayed content shit.

Not going to be in the game at launch. Might come later.

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Anon Babble complains and shits over the game

check video

looks fun as fuck and people in the comments are positive

hmmmm

If that's true, why am I buying Mario Kart World instead of just continuing on with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe? Is it for the "open world"?

the Trophy as a character

the start menu icon as a character

the Switch 2 power icon as a character

The switch is a joke of a console for babies and manchildren

every such case

I'm gonna be mad if I get passed by the fucking cow character
its gonna be worse if everyone else is a cow

They'd still sooner do this than go back to the idea of playable E Gadd

What the fuck did they do to peach beach? They ruined it

I associate rail grinding more with Sonic than Mario, then again, even Mario Wonder had some rails you can grind on and hang on to

win against anon

I'm mooving up in the ranks!

Kino start at 3:03

i fucking hate you so much its unreal

it does look very fun

even in freeroam I like how you have a bunch of environmental tools to go fast and traverse the map in quick and stylish ways, like you can ride wall then jump on a boost pad that'll then proper you into a car carrying a canon that's going to blast you through the air into a grind rail etc, feels very chaotic and improvisational, in other words fun

but leave it to Anon Babble to have dogshit taste

You can’t charge in the air retard

Sexy Curvy Doggie :D

That's so lame. 200cc was such a game changer.

i love how colorful this game is
and they improved the UI, the fonts are great

Flopworlds will lose

Nintendo and Sega be pushing these random buttons when making the decisions for their games

Been keeping this screenshot handy because dumbasses need to learn their lesson on possible scams

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youtube.com/watch?v=QY0D4ukzVQE

3:32 indicate you can chain multiple areas together

The world will fear the Bowser's Castle to Rainbow Road endurance run!

looks like generic plastic levels and honestly lacks SOUL the most

we need more spooky level themes, halloween type levels not this gay rainbow shit

not dark enough for my taste, no foggy levels simply lacks soul

Post gameplay.

vehicles in a vehicles

lol what the fuck. that's nuts

Mario galaxy OST at 4:30

Nice

how is performance? is there 60 fps in four player splitscreen?

It does look fun, but most anons here have valid complaints.
Stop being a faggot.

we need more spooky level themes, halloween type levels

They literally have that, dumbass

What 11 years of no new installment does to a Mf

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Did people expect any different after Breath of the Wild?

You know, I'm never much a negative nancy, but I have to agree. All the tracks look like they are in the same location or near each other in some way. I'm missing that something "magical" in the tracks.

But I also have to say, I recently replayed some Mk8 and, while a tight as fuck game, I had my fill after 2 cups.
Mario Kart is a perfect game to pick at parties, but as a launch game I dont think a game like mario kart has enough to sink your time in.

Still got the bundle since I want mario kart to play at parties and I'll end up playing indies on the thing anyway so it would be neat if it was great, but it aint looking that good

where dumbass?

literally all I see is bing bing wahoo raingaybows

you people are mongoloids

they showed the boo cinema in all of their trailers, try watching 3 minute long videos about the game you shitpost about niggers

they showed the boo cinema in all of their trailers, try watching 3 minute long videos about the game you shitpost about niggers

still lacks SOUL and looks like generic shit

I used to like Nintendo and I own a switch but the level of excitement for this boring looking game is telling me I've been left behind and I'm no longer the target audience. I dont know what universe people are living in where this is a system seller

DELETE THIS!!

It was obvious the open world was just a glorified bigger Crash Team Racing overworld. The ability to hop on a ufo and fuck around will feel stale after 2 minutes.

rainbow

The rainbow track is literally the only part of the game they haven't shown yet, you cock gargling retard.

Crash Team Racing

is that what the discord trannies are spamming now? because it's seen as snoy's "better mario kart" or whatever these faggots concinced themselves of? what strange creatures

What I assume is bowser's castle looks pretty good, given how seemingly hard it is to make lava look good in vidya.

they did show a lot of gay colors and rainbows which are very very gay

the boo cinema track is not spooky enough and most importantly lacks SOUL

AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE MARIO GAMES HAVE COLORS THIS IS GAY SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

you know this retarded board is straining to find things to shitpost about when this is the best they can come up with

cope
bring something to the table instead of asking $80 for a gayme

is it more insulting or less insulting to win 1st place as a random enemy character?

entirely meaningless verbal diarrhea, you're not sentient

lol the console is still a day away from launch and steam is already coming out of the ears of tendies as they prepare for the well deserved mocking they're about to get for pre-ordering this crap

lol the console is still a d-AAAAACCCCK

we know you're going to be seething about switch 2 for the next ten years, no need to try this little inversion sister

And you see and hear some fun facts?

Double Dash is the only game the least amount of cut characters

DS and 7 had no stupid babies

8 Deluxe is well, just a Wii U port

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And now we have Mario Kart World and all of its cut characters so far

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im gonna be mad when they cut the cow in the next game

Nintendo thinks this is worth $90

KEKAROOOOO

I wouldn't count tour characters as being a "cut character" in mk8dx.

You can really tell this was a Switch game before being moved over. The basic geometry of the world is really shit but the effects like water look nice.

looks a lot like mario kart 8 doesn't it
I mean that game is really fucking good

I never played mario kart but I'm legit fucking surprised somehow the goomba was never a playable racist until now.

Ummm Mario and Pauline are a better couple

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This looks like hot garbage

Me thinks that the developers of SuperTuxKart are the next ones to get a door knock from the Nintendo lawyers.

The basic geometry of the world

this is to maintain 60fps

you lack soul, disgusting npc

The Power of the Switch 2 ladies and gentleman

the goomba was never a playable racist until now

Finally we have some more racist representation other than Bowser.

i know, its crazy the goomba didn't call others a nigger while driving past them until now

Holy shit, it even looks worse than I could have ever imagined.
It took Nintendo 10 years to develop THIS? They literally made EVERY annoying or boring aspect of Mario Kart 8 even worse...
- super wide tracks that require no skill
- super long tracks (rally tracks) where you just drive straight
- very few corners (again, no skill required)

Why are they wasting all the Switch 2 hardware power on open world aspects? I kid you knot, this looks like the shittiest and most boring Mario Kart game ever.
And they are charging 90 for THAT? LOLMAO!

That is odd since just recycling Tour assets would give her more than that

Looks very fun

is there 60 fps in four player splitscreen?

lol nope, already confirmed for 30fps

Open world looks empty. All the tracks are just straight lines. This looks like fucking dogshit. Nintendo fans here are going to pretend to like it for a month to own Snoys and Eric and then admit it's trash

Nintendo fans here are going to pretend to like it for a month to own Snoys and Eric and then admit it's trash

nah we'll have fun playing games while you sit here all day every day spamming your low IQ brownoid seethe threads about switch 2, feels good to be a tendie

these threads have really made me want for IDs to be implemented on this Anon Babble, even if it's just for the switch 2 release week
it would be so fucking funny

Are the inklings back?

do these games have anything to offer outside of multiplayer?

will the switch 2 work offline or does it need online activation? I'm rural and only have dialup internet.

Time trial leaderboards if you are autistic, I guess.

Octo Expansion was the only good platformer this decade.

don't let anyone tell you they do

2 and 3 have decent campaigns that are a nintendo version of PS1 metal gear solid
nothing exactly that would blow your socks off but for a game that is something you buy for the multiplayer and nothing else, it's pretty decent

splatoon? yeah tons

the campaigns are very good linear platformers, there's an excellent horde mode, the latest dlc is a roguelite etc

Guaranteed they bought a Switch 2 and MK World

Bowser's Road remix

We're getting some good fucking food

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All the guest characters from 8 feel like a safe bet for DLC.

Really milking for those puns

Release open world Zelda

Sells absolute gangbusters

Make the rest of your other games more open world because of this

They also sell way more than before

Anon thinks this is bad, because open worlds hurt their feelings by making them have to think about what to do

Seems like nothing but upsides.

Open video

That voice crack at 0:14

It's insane how Nintendo lets their mascot have such a dogshit VA

Even if Martinet had to step down for some reason or another, why on god's green earth did it have to be Afghani? It really makes me wonder if they basically just panic-picked the first Mario impressionist they heard on the spot.

It's not popular and bad so of course the faggot contrarians on here love it (0 hours played)

not an argument and exposed for generic looking graphics

reply again once you have something worthwhile besides gay rainbows in your tracks and something that represents soul (which you never will)

Spider-Man 2 cost the same but you niggers didn't complain.

here's something worthwhile: ur a nigger lol

No it didn't.

bing bing wahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo DING DING DING DING DING wahooo ding ding

mom PLEASE warm up warm up my tendies and bring the shitting bucket

mom is your black boyfriend coming over tonight because last time he touched me very improperly and texted me nasty messages

day one digital deluxe

it did

toddlers are buying a shitch 2 for this game?
grim.

digital deluxe

Oh. So not the standard game but a version with extra shit. Mario Kart World, outside of the limited-time launch window bundle, is $80 AT STANDARD. You dishonest fucking cunt.

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Japan did, along with a version that didn't come with it.
North America and Europe did not.

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watched it 2 times and even pressed pause couple of times... it looks soulless as fuck

How the fuck did Koopa Paratroopa dodge World?

Nintendo doesn't like to call it Open World.

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click three random points of video

"yep that's mario kart"

close video

wake me up for the next one i guess

I'm atleast looking forward to the music. It seems like they're remixing everything under the sun, and experimenting with a bit with music dynamics to fit the new format of the races.
Hearing Kalamari Desert leaning more into a western vibe with a harmonica and banjo makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

You should include Tour's cut characters in the image.

I'm pretty certain if you sleep for 11 years you'll die.

$80 for the game without shit arbitrarily cut out of it, at that point that is the standard edition

They are all cucks who jack off to blacked porn.

So "it's okay for Nintendo to do it because someone else (kind of) did it first" is really what Nintendo fans are stooping to these days?

No 200cc

Retarded

I didn't say that but okay

BUWUDABBOUT SPIDERMAN

Yes you fucking did faggot

I'm glad Nintendo can just call it a Fat Nigger Deluxe Edition and then charge $120 like Sony.

I thought you said they charged $80.

Yeah but God of War 3 was like $100+

So was the first time we got a Nintendo platform post-SNES that never receive a new Mario Kart? Virtual Boy aside.

Is it just me or does Bowser look fucking stupid, but in a far more subtle way.
Like his head's just a little too big and his hair a little too wide, like some zoomer-ass shit.
It feels like all of Nintendo's new designs look a little off.

>BUWUDABBOUT SPIDERMAN

I didn't say that
I wasn't even the one who brought up spider-man I just said it was in fact $80

this is so mid..
it's Wii-U all over again..

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no kart reflections in water

I thought this was ps4 pro level?

They're trying to evoke touches of the old 2D Kotabe artwork, but it's really not working. Fans have this dialed in better with unofficial models, it's kind of embarrassing. Super Mario Wonder originally fucking nailed it but they downgraded it for the final game for some godforsaken reason

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those models look uncanny