The Nintendo Switch 2 FAILS As A Handeld Console

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The Nintendo Switch 2 FAILS As A Handeld Console

I'm sure the Switch 2 will be a great home console but when it comes to being a handeld device it fails in every way possible

Portability

The Switch 2 is estimated to be around 11 inches wide (with joycons) and that's simply too big to use outside. The og switch was already too big to put in your pocket so there's no way you can put a switch 2 your pocket

So not only you need to bring a carrying case but holding such a big device whilst outside isn't going to be an enjoyable experience

Home Console games

Because of the hybrid nature of the console the games aren't made with the same pick up and play game design compared to the games made on previous nintendo handelds

Mario kart ds and Mario Kart 7 are better portable games than Mario kart world because both those titles were designed around portable play (especially ds)

Series like pokemon and animal crossing peaked on traditional pocketable handelds because their games best suited that style of play

Affordability

The switch 2 and games are priced like home console devices

Nintendo handelds used to be an affordable way to experience the current Nintendo eco system but that philosophy has died post switch 2

Eric, another Nintendo seethe thread won't save your tranny ass

Another Switch 2 schzio seethe thread died for this.

Nintendo died when iwata died

I can't wait for the switch 2 to sell 120+ million to blow these snoys and oldheads away

I really do miss small handhelds with cheap games. The homogenization of gaming fucking blows.

still buying it so seethe more.

Switch 2 is going to outsell the Switch.

SW Lite is perfect
been using it since 2022

PC and phones ruined gaming and it's culture

There used to be so many options and ways to play video games but it's all the same slop now

They will still a shitton since switch 1 and the shart aren't compatible and all tendies have to get one because that's the end of exclusives for switch 1.

got my chinkheld for some pocketable gaming
got my vita for some niche weebslop
got my tablet to read mango and jerk to doujinshi
switch 2 being more of a home console for nintendo exclusives does not bother me one bit

You lost and got raped

I really do miss small handhelds

I can feel you but everytime I see how small my 3DS screen is I actually prefer what we have now. though I still think that the Vita is the comfiest handheld vidya.

I'm getting tired of these snoyggers threads
After sony stopped making portable consoles, Nintendo was left to reign supreme with no competition at all.
Steam deck and the like have to compete with each other AND the PC market
Phone have to compete with other phones but nintendo? They left it wide open to do whatever they want on the portable home console market.
They will be still winning

3ds XL is perfect screen size and fits in your pocket

Weird cope thread

fails as a handheld console

Ok? It's a hybrid, not a handheld

Just because nintendo is more profitable doesn't mean their products are better

Most of nintendos biggest franchises are turning into open world slop

i'm gonna buy it anyway, because i like consooming
i like unboxing new hardware
i like browsing the shop for free demos while i wait for new physical games to come out

Eric, you got raped

I wish mine was that one, it was fucking expensive in my 3rd monkey country so I went for the basic model.

Bullshit the switch fits just fine in pockets. Its not a deck the joycons are removable and easily fits in another pocket. I will try on Thursday to see if the 2 had any issue, but i doubt it will

I've never seen someone playing Switch outside their own homes so I will never get why people cry about it not fitting in their pockets lol

You didn't even bring up the god awful battery life which is worse than even the lcd steam deck's that people shat all over.

Well I think the problem is that games are just on everything now. There's not really console games and pc games anymore. Even the line between mobile and pc/console games is getting blurry. But handheld games are especially dead now, people aren't making games that only work on the DS or 3DS like back in the day. The mouse mode for Switch 2 homogenizes things even further if the big gimmick for games is that they support a mouse now.

Wrong, eric

People don't play it outside because it's not very portable

People used to bring their gameboys,ds and 3ds outside all the time

it was a different time though anon. kids now prefer to play roblox or minecraft in their phones than anything vidya related.

Eric thread?

Bringing out handheld consoles is fucking embarrassing anywhere outside of a plane or a long train ride

Have fun playing at 30fps, paying for multiplayer and paying 100$ without season pass, goyim.

it's just 20 bucks a year unlike snoy and xgoy

thanks, I will.
have fun seething for another 8 years.

Eric, your pedophile cope failed.

There's a lifelong worth of gba, psp, ds and 3ds games to play

Spoken like a true bing bing wahoo nintengoy. Don't forget to pay 160$ for the new zelda goy at upscaled 720p.

sub prices are sadly not constant, they always go up so the line can go up.

Eric, you got raped and are a pedophile

Steam deck and the like have to compete with each other AND the PC market

No they don't. They're all on the same side. It's them vs handheld consoles and just like how PC slowly crushed home consoles, the outlook isn't going to be good for handheld consoles.

I'm getting tired of these snoyggers threads

Nintendo is snoy now and I'm tired of you people pretending they aren't. They're run by outsider cunts and pure suits who had nothing to do with making nintendo the company anyone cared about.

Eric, that snoytranny pedophile cope failed

obvious bait thread

PS5

900$ (800$ console + 100$ online) for 480p 35 fps and zero games

Xbox

850$ (730$ console + 120$ for online) for 360p 25 fps and zero games

Steam Deck

PC but with 50% performance for 90% price

Switch 2

470$ (450$ console + 20$ online) for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games

Eric's pedophile thread is auto saging

Kek

Do Nintendies actually try and stuff the console on their pockets

Eternal nintendo derangement syndrome.

I play Switch 90% of the time on TV, and that reamining is 10% is just laying on bed.
That 10% will be awesome with the bigger screen. You should be socializing when you are outside instead of playing, you faggot subhuman

you faggot subhuman

says the manchild buying and defending a children's toy

Pedophile snoytranny eric

Whats the point in starting these threads when your responses are like this. You're incapable of holding a discussion without outbursts and acting like a child.
It's all you coming to terms with the fact you've already lost.