This is what a $500 difference in quality looks like, talk about bang for your buck!

imagine buying a shitch 2

Now it looks like a shitty ps1 one!
Progress from the most profitable franchise ever.

Mad? This thread was made for laughter and mockery.

thats the face she makes when i start eating her out in public

imagine being poor

why aren't you all hiveminding my personal opinions!? why are you all liking what i hate?! why aren't you tantruming like me!?!?

Sorry, I don't live a life full of rage, hatred, and a need to be a shrieking tranny at everyone.

Man, the laws and morality of pokemon sure are weird.

Send me $500 right now. Wont do it? lmao you're just poor.

imagine spending over a decade forcing the one-note dog and pony show

lmao I'm different man I'm not part of your hivemind where you believe that shit tastes bad, I'm a free thinker who won't hate the taste of shit just because you told me to

$500 for console

online fee

game's $100(70 base plus dlc)

In this economy? You do you.

Fuck off pokefag, you buy the same game over and over and goon over anime children.

It's 450$ for the console, online is $20 a year.

and goon over anime children.

Normalfag redditor begone

A lot of these Switch 2 enhancements have been kind of underwhelming.

Last game I bought was sword because people told me it was actually good and it was just haters that were misconstrued the game.
Liked the characters but the thing was worse than it looked.
So I'm just gonna stay in gen 7.

it's a shame Nintendo has the Pokemon IP. it could be done so much better if they no longer had it

He doesn't deny it.

Least you're honest if nothing else.

I mean it's basically just hi-res and 60 fps versions of Switch 1 games. We might get remasters later.

It's 450$ for the console

Don't forget the tax

already in defense mode

You do you anon.

I mean it's basically just hi-res and 60 fps versions of Switch 1 games

And people are paying 500 bucks for that?

my personal opinions are facts and you are all buzzwords and memes because you don't worship my opinions!

How about you enjoy what you like instead of being a faggot about what other people like.

Oh it could get so much worse.

What's wrong about it?

how tendies look at you when you say $500 is too much for two new games and a graphic improvement akin to the PS3 -> PS4 jump

ai slop

Indeed, it's the absolute single only thing people are getting the Switch 2 for, which allows me to laser focus my incredibly extreme ire and rage at it.

If you believe that then you've only ever played pokemon.

I'm getting it for Mario Kart World and Duskbloods.

i'm soooo "concerned" about what others do with their lives and money, i will be a liberal and force myself into your lives and demand you stop doing what makes me upset

You could have easily answered what else people are buying the Switch 2 for rather than this bitch-made feminine-style passive-aggressive snark that makes you come across like a limp-wristed cocksucker

How are you surprised by that when this is exactly what happened with the PS5 and XSX?

You really think two games are worth $600 dollars (plus online subscription)?

It broke the anti-soul fog! What a ripoff.

I like shitting on retards who get scammed into buying garbage. Why don't you enjoy what you enjoy instead of being a faggot about what I like doing?

You think that it's the only thing people are getting them for. We dusting off the "no gaems" meme to reuse it for the Switch 2?

But it’s PREMIUM shit

Shut up, you limp-wristed cocksucker.

Why do you care? It's not your money.

I don't know why you're making this so complicated dude, nobody is trying to make you do anything. We're just making fun of you.

I like beating the shit out of your kind with a baseball bat. You gonna let me enjoy what I like doing, bitchbaby?

Your life sounds really fun.

Well this is two posts now and you haven't named a single game so

This, it's perfectly fine and natural for grown men to act like little kids and women over the things other people enjoy.

NOOOO STOP MOCKING ME FOR BEING RETARDED

why lol it's funny

Shut up incel
I’m gonna make you my bitch
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

youtube.com/watch?v=VrTVeYm4iIM

I'm sure you watched this, if not then look through it.

It doesn’t look good, but it looks better than it did before.

Talk about I have a switch 2 paid for by savings interest making out free and you don’t

You're retarded for liking the things you like. Seek mental help or kill yourself, whichever is cheaper.

removed the soul gas

kek stfu autist

Buying a $500 GPU upgrade just gives you better resolution and FPS of the same PC games you could already play.

Kek I’m a liberal for saying tendies have such a low standard of Nintendo that they’ll suckle up any morsel of regurgitated crap, and by pointing this out I’m “forcing people to make decisions”

You are being a retarded faggot right now

Why do the colors look better though?

$500 difference in quality

Learn how to do basic math before shitposting

the dronie gets violent when people correctly call them out

Fucking pathetic lol
Gonna cry, cuck?

Wooft! Night and Day boost in quality.

Could you seethe any harder? How's that Switch 2 emulator coming along? XDD

Do Switch 1 games on Switch 2 look better than Switch 1 games on a middling PC with a GPU made after 2019?

Hey at least the things I like don't demand $500 and a monthly fee in order to go from 30 to 60 fps and play 2 new games with PS3 graphics.

tendies have such a low standard of Nintendo that they’ll suckle up any morsel of regurgitated crap, and by pointing this out I’m “forcing people to make decisions”

Let's be honest anon, it's not like you would know what a good monster tamer is.

tells nintendo fans they deserve to die

cries when he gets the same treatment

Your kind is so predictable, can dish it out but cant take it worth shit.

lmao yep $500+monthly tip worth of value right there

You could use that money on literally anything else

"why aren't all of you doing what i'm demanding of you and bowing down to my opinions?!"

is pointed out he sounds exactly like a liberal

proceeds to go apeshit

WAHHHHHH I MUST PROJECT MY RETARDED INSECURITIES ONTO EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE EVERYONE'S THE SAME AND RANDOM STRANGERS ONLINE ARE MEAN TO ME!

You're a goddamn retard, I see why you're buying the slop that is the Switch 2.

yeah but it also lets me play Switch 2 games for free

Funny, I'm not getting it for that, so what are you sharting your dick and balls off at me about?

Like?
Tell us what you would spend it on

I'll make this really simple for you guys. If you spend $500 on the Switch you are retarded. This thread is about making fun of retards. That's it. Nobody is trying to make you do anything or influence your decisions. We're just mocking you.

Pokemon will always look like shit, even if the next game was on the PS5 gamefreak doesn't know how to make games that aren't sprite based

A PC that will be able to emulate switch 2.

What are you getting it for? The mario kart game that looks and plays exactly the same as the past four mario kart games?

This is what a $500 difference in quality looks like

I don't think the Switch 2 costs $500 more than the first Switch. What are you talking about?

This thread is about making fun of retards. That's it.

So why are you getting mad that we're making fun of you? That's is why you made the thread right?

top look better

what game is that even?

If you spend $500 on the Switch you are retarded

If you spend that much money on any console you're retarded, but I haven't seen people spamming threads like this about the PS5 or XBox's prices. Seems like you have a bit of a derangement syndrome focused on a single target.

holy projection lmao

For 500?
You'd be lucky to get something that plays galaga. You consolefags are really out of the loop.

CalArts Kong

*dodge*
Hmph... nothin' personnel...
*mega nut punch*
*teleports away*

If you spend that much money on any console you're retarded

yeah I agree completely dumbass this thread is about the Switch 2 specifically because that's what's relevant right now but all this mockery pretty much applies to anyone who bought the last generation of xbox/playstation

Not what projection means by the way.

If people can buy the exact same sports games over and over again for multiple consoles, I can buy the same kart games for the same reason. Did you lose your shit over people getting the N64 for Mario Kart 64, the Gamecube for Double Dash, the Wii for MKWii, etc when Super Mario Kart exists?

If people can buy the exact same sports games over and over again for multiple consoles, I can buy the same kart games for the same reason.

Right so you acknowledge that they're the same thing and that they're both retarded but you do it anyway because "well other people do it too"?

When the XBox and PS5 were relevant there weren't any threads shitting their cocks off and transitioning in retard rage over their prices. But the moment Nintendo does anything at all you people turn into chimpanzees.

I've never played SV so this is pretty cool to me lol :shrug:

I-I'M NOT MAD Y-YOU ARE! *punches wall in rage*

this is literally what you're doing and it's called projection

This isnt because of the switch 2 its pokemon and its devs stopped trying long ago. Xenoblade X looks better on Wii U

NTA but MK is at least worth buying because they are all distinct from another even if they play similarly, but it's not a launch worthy title for a home console OR being the catalyst for a potential video game crash due to trying to establish a new, unworthy price point. Be fucking for real.

The PS5 had way faster loading times, haptic feedback and some of the last gen upgrades went up to 120 FPS like DMCV.

No unlocked framerate for docked mode

$500 after taxes

yeah I'll pass on this one...somebody wake me up when the Deck 2 comes out

Yes there were lmao there are threads like that with literally every console release. Even when a console isn't currently releasing we have threads like that. Tendie persecution complex in full swing, truth is we hate tendies snoys and whatever slur people use for xbox kiddies equally

Primordia... home..

Funny how your kind never does this when other companies do it, I guess it really is okay when Sony and Microsoft and PC do it.

pajeet shill has only been around for a few weeks

People used to shitpost about the prices of PS5 and Xbox Series all the fucking time.

Can you link to at least six of them?

may is over

The crash could only be caused by GTA6 being a DNF tier disaster, or one of the big companies like Microsoft or Sony going down.

NTA but only SEA monkeys obsessively use the archives.

Concession accepted.

And they still have shadows all wrong, light seemingly coming from wherever.

So you can't, could have just said that.

I saw individual posts doing it, but not entire 500+ reply threads spammed for weeks and weeks.

$500 for eight more years of daily snoy tears and seethe. Very worthwhile.

Kill yourself.

She's fucking seething XDD

You are coping. GTA6 will easily make its money back and will probably the most profited game ever made.

Fantasy Life i

They literally spammed those threads.

Based. I'm gonna buy FOUR this time.

You are coping. GTA6 will easily make its money back and will probably the most profited game ever made.

My mind blocked everything you just said because this post reads as if it was written in India for a few meager rupees.

dronie shuts down reality in order to keep up their own delusion

Yep. You're a manchild.

I'll always laugh at adult men who put so much effort into pretending they're incredibly angry about the prices of toys and what other people they'll never see, meet, or know exist in real life do with their lives and money. And I pray that they are just pretending for attention and giggles, because if you seriously get upset about it you have severe mental problems.

Your IQ is that of a sub Saharan gorilla nigger.

So what if I participate in jewish business practices!? JUST LET BE PLAY WITH MY TOYS GOY!

The state of Nintendoniggers

It's so cute how all we have to do is call whoever we're arguing with Indians and the battle is instantly won.

Don't care. I'm still buying a switch 2.

it's fine that i participate in other companies' goyslop jewtactics but nintendo doing it simply sends me over the edge!

Switch2 visuals looks tolerable. but how did poketards put up with Switch 1 release?

I did not ask what your doctor told you the last time you went in for a check up.

Tendies are gonna cause the second video game crash and I'm all for it. Let their retardation be what we need to reset the game industry back to $50/$60 games.

How much better do your PS1 games look on PS2?
Or PS2 games on PS3?
It's just running in backwards compatibility, it's not a remaster.

Imagine how big the landfills will get...

his doctor does regular IQ testing

Bruh.

Hey modern practices are bad

So true king!

Nintendo doing that is also bad

SHUT UP YOU HYPOCRITICAL FAGGOT CHUD

This is you.

If all it takes for a complete and total video game crash is one Nintendo console not selling well, then that means Sony, Microsoft, and PC have absolutely no power or relevance.

Nintenniggers need it so this isn't surprising

Do you constantly shit yourselves about those other ones? I never see entire threads throwing faggot fits over the prices of other consoles.

PC will never die, cheap indie games will always exist. Plus ports of gacha shit.

I'm blind and retarded on purpose

We know.

pokemon has always been shit after 3ds
also more like $100 difference

That's not accelerationism, we need $80/$90 video games to be successful to cause other games to make their games the same price. And GTA 6 is rumored to be $100, so when that's successful, everyone is gonna be making their games $100. And the best part about all this is because due to inflation and earning less, this is gonna be what results in the second video game crash. This is genuinely a good thing, the faster we can destroy and bankrupt the game industry, the faster we can fix it afterwards.

Hopefully someone else pulls another Clair Obscur next year while GTA6 face plants out of the door.

Congratulations, you've described the switch 2.

Can't wait to see Dendra in 4K

It is the same game on a different console, it's not supposed to be a remaster or remake

You're still using it wrong, but you have provided a perfect example of projection. After all, no one called you mad

Thank you for providing some genuine entertainment though anon.

How many games on Switch 2 run at 120 FPS at launch? Also, they are going from flash memory to flash memory, there is no upgrade there.

Except it's more

>Hey modern practices are great!

>So true king!

>Nintendo does it

>SHUT UP YOU HYPOCRITICAL FAGGOT CHUD, THEY'RE EVIL BECAUSE I SAID SO

oh wow, it looks like shitch

oh woe is us tendies we're so persecuted and hated they only ever criticise us we're so oppressed

blow it out your ass retards

went from 1998 graphics to 2002 graphics

Holy based

You seem like the type to have to breathe manually.

>>Hey modern practices are great!

literally nobody says this, especially not on Anon Babble

i'm not getting a switch 2 until there's reason to get one. Metroid 4 is on the switch anyways so no need to even buy it.

n-no u!

really nigga? thats all you got?

I’ll stick with my $5k pc thanks, why would I burn $500 for this dogshit hardware when I have actual good hardware already? You retarded?

Real live retard spotted in the wild

You clearly haven't been in a sony thread.

I’ll stick with my $5k pc thanks

If you have one, post it.

you clearly have been blinded by nintendo exec bukkake

Why do you need to spend to much on a PC?

pfffft,lol yeah man. if they just "let game freak free" then all their pokemon games could be as good as.... Temba the badass elephant and Little Town Hero!

Projecting your love of cum, huh.

So I can play all the games you pay $80 and a monthly subscription to play but for free

Yes? this has been a thing for like 8 years now. The Ps4 Pro, the PS4 Pro Pro (a.k.a the PS5), and the PS4 Pro Pro Pro are all already things that people actually bought.

Projecting your projection, huh.

How much does it cost to upgrade your shitposting?

pokemon has always been shit after the DS*

FTFY.

I can't see any difference is this bait? it's the same picture at different times in the day

Point out where I said that.

you're really really shit at spot the difference puzzles aren't you? probably never found waldo either.

Retard

pokemon peaked at gen 2

Playing games in general is expensive now. Expensiveness isn't uniquely a Nintendo thing.

Clair Obscure has a bigger budget and sells fewer copies than some Nintendo games

This is just proof that even if Pokémon went to PC exclusively, it would still look like garbage

What a $500 PC gets you though?

It's a lot cheaper in the long run to buy a good PC and pirate games

Even buying games is better in the long run.

They turned the bloom down

That's easily worth another couple hundred dollars.

Self respect.

whoa whats the offer?

Again: I did not ask what you think of yourself. But since you clearly are what you believe, it doesn't surprise me you are unable to think critically, you fucking retard.

Pack it up buddy you're done

THIS IS MY LAST COPE

I accept your concession.

5*

Anon Babble is what a 500 difference in post quantity looks like, talk about board for your Pokeslop!

Nope sorry I'm getting the last word so I win

Obviously. Congrats on finally realizing that tendies (and snoys for that matter) are just retarded sheep.

No, you see it's actually bad the game got patched

Lol poketurds are fucked

It's funny that people are still seething over pokemon and they don't even know why.

Nigga if it was a sony game that would sell it to you again and call it a remaster.
This is a "free" upgrade for a game that ran like ass. Its a bonus, nobody is getting a switch 2 because this one game looks and runs better.

Its like taking a 5090, look up a shit looking indie game and going "people pay 2.5k FOR THIS?"

500$ Minus 133 (Switch V1 trade in)/ 75 (gift cards)/ 150 (tips from work)/ 150 (out of pocket) let it be known I was prepared

Whatever helps you cope, little boy.

no one is defending those though you're just bringing up fake boogeyman at this point also fuck Snoys and tendies and xbots

arguing with someone on Anon Babble for over an hour over a fucking console that isn't even out yet

I use it for my job. Playing coomer Skyrim in 4K 60 is just a bonus.

no one is defending those

You're in a thread where people have defended paid upgrades.

If gamefreak can't make a switch 2 only game look as good as the fucking switch 1 version of the crysis trilogy then they need to be verbally eviscerated ASAP.

I use it for my job

Sure you do. Post your pc anon.

This cant be a 2022 game, the graphics look worse than most Steam non indie PC games from 10 years ago

Lol I was struggling to put it into words but
Spbp

I bought my ps5 digital edition for $450 and it plays next gen games at totally acceptable quality. The shitch should be listed at $300 or less, it’s way overpriced for objectively terrible hardware.

the graphics look worse than most Steam non indie PC games from 10 years ago

That's a good thing. Graphics were a mistake.

Imagine buying a gimped system for 450 bucks and you don't even own your games because of Sony's draconian drm.

where I'm looking and i see not 1 the only thing i see are tendies praising a game that needed 3 years a few dlcs and a whole new console just for it to get a performance boost honestly i would be pissed

pokéfags buy this garbage every year

Holy shit, even worse than Sóywars fans.

People have compared xenoblade 3 to gamefreak's latest pokemon game. There should be a comparison pic in this thread already.

So what you're saying is that you didn't read the thread.

This is the only one I have on my phone, the duct tape is holding the plastic wrap because I broke the glass panel like 4 years ago. I need to build a new one.

no timestamp

Uh-huh, totally yours

PCtroons can't envision paying for games, but are happy to line the pockets of jewish hardware manufacturers infinitely

Hmmm

Who cares? I make money and it’s my comfy station, I’ll play on my pc for titles I want to mod or graphics simp for.

I make money

Clearly not if you're buying the gimped model

Free update vs paying 100 bucks for movies... AGAIN.

That pic is like 10 months old after I moved retard, I’m not home right now

Nintendo shit isn’t Jewish

Oh no no no no no

My pc is stronger than yours though, so I’m clearly still better off

I’m not home right now

Yeah sure, convenient excuse

Unfortunately a PS5 isn't a PC so you can't compete.

Shit the fuck up faggot stop being mad your pc is dogshit, literally not my problem at all.

as far as humanities progress goes this whole switch 2 seems like a waste of fucking time, profitable but jesus murphy why not do something productive for once

can't refute how xhe enriches hardware manufacturers and their jewish practices instead of the people who make video games

Hmmmmm

So I take it you don't even have a PC.

This is my pc My ps5 is in the living room.
I like having the option. Sometimes you just feel like being a good goy.

I mean what the fuck were you expecting? A complete engine overhaul? A fully fledged upgrade to the game with new textures and shit? Are you fucking retarded? It's the same game. If I boot up minecraft on my laptop from 2010 and then boot it up on a PC with a RTX5090 what do you think the graphics will look like, you colossal dicksucking faggot?

like Niantic turned Pokemon into a shitty mobile energy f2p garbage and all character into trannies.

This is my pc

Sure it is

I’m going to need you to calm down.
Maybe more than 5 grass sprites on the entire screen at once with all that hardcore modern tech Nintendo cooked up.

playing pokemon in current year

Poor

It is the same piece of software, you inbred retard.

Settle down son. Get a big boy job and you too can buy a pc one day like a big boy.

Cry harder poorfag

I’m going to need you to calm down

Getting angry huh? All you have to do is post your pc with a timestamp and this is all over

Games already optimize scatter and mesh density across different platforms, why wouldn’t it here? It’s just laziness

he thinks there will be a switch 2 emulator

Lmao nobody tell him.

Keep it up, my brothers and sisters, we will have our grandest TORtanic and the universe will sing praises of our incredible power over everything for as long as it exists.

There will be one doe.

The violent lashing out is going to need to stop.

You can just say you don't have one it's okay that you don't

Aww how cute, you get offended when people ask you for proof.

Lmao sure thing buddy.

he doesn’t know

Wow the switch 2 version looks like it's worth $10. Impressive.

*2

I didn't even buy one.

implying 2 wasn't the dark age

it wasn't

It's very funny that drones think just because Nintendo put up a wall this time means people will not crack it either way. Look, I get it, there's people just as autistic as you about emulation and "sticking it to Nintendo" but it literally will happen at some point, especially when Switch emulation was pretty good and people got used to it, and the fact that you goading them will only fuel them more to do it.

full on rehash of a game

anime was at its worst

babies

Nintendo deserve every bit of criticism they get for this travesty (and the travesty that the switch 1 was). Thank god normalfags are waking up and realizing PC is superior in every way and only the stupid cultists are left to eat up this slop.

I'm going to blow your mind here. You aren't talking to Nintendo fans, you're talking to trolls who know that you have a dangerously hilarious obsession with Nintendo and want to see you sperg out.

it was gen 1 + everything they didn't manage to cram into it. it's the vision they had of the game. everything after that is just on the hill down from peak soul

The same "trolls" that spend every hour of every day defending a video game company for an entire decade? Yea it's all ironic bro. Wasting your life on this shit is all ironic...

Good luck with your emulator that will most likely only exist after 6+ years lmoa

You are vastly overestimating the intellect and wit of some of these people nigga.

im so fucking mad people eat any poke slop cause we'll never get another soulsilver.

only ps1 tier shit.

Maybe in 2027 or so, I guess. Make good financial decisions in your life and someday you’ll be able to have a decent PC like I do and can afford the Switch 2.

He doesn’t have the bean mouth.

ZAMN! LOOK AT THAT CRIPS 360p!

This is a pretty based take but I have to say 5 gives 2 a run for its money. We really didn’t need 3 and 4 and haven’t needed 6 onwards.

The same "trolls" that spend every hour of every day defending a video game company for an entire decade

Yeah? They know you don't even have to say you like Nintendo to set you off.

Aka a rehash with a horribly gutted Kanto.

Nintendo said

give them an upgrade to 360p from 240p, they'll go insane for that shi

you weren't there

alright keep "trolling" bud lmao

Pedophile snoytranny Eric.

He hath arrived.

Pedophile snoytranny Eric, you seem upset ;)

Don't say I didn't warn you. Enjoy seething about a boogeyman for the rest of your life.

I don't understand why he thinks that calling everyone but himself Eric works.

Eric, sametrannying isn't working for you ;)

Calm down, tendietroons

This faggot is comparing a random indie bein played on a 5090 to a fucking flagship pokemon game on the new nintendo console

Lol. These games used to be system sellers, you know?

imagine buying a shitch 2

I imagine that is the face I'll be making when I see one in the wilds of Walmart or Bestbuy, available for me to purchase and take home.

And you're getting it for free

$500 extra for Psyduck

Totally worth it

the drone is also an AI slop user

Predictable. Do you also like being cucked, you soulless abomination?

based AI chad

Adult men who get all giddy about Nintendo products in 2025 are arguably the most likely demographic to be pedophiles.

Your bot missed one

yeah i don't get how people can tolerate gamefreak's tripe today either, there hasn't been an excuse since oras came out (picrel) but swsh should've been the final straw.

Kill yourself, obese loser manchild.

what bloody moron thought renting online usage was a good idea anyway? was it the same guy who came up with removing the virtual console so you could rent their old games instead?

Meant for

Pokefag trying to lump all Switch 2 games with their Pokeslop.

gamefreak will finally be able to unleash its creativity

Calls others poor.

Buys consoles.

nupokemon has way worse problems than the unfinished graphics. if they went back to pixel art they'd fix most of both the graphical and the gameplay issues rapidly.

Can people like you imagine what it's like to not have breakfast today?

Wow... now imagine how much better this would look on PC in 4k, with support for HD texture mods and RTX...

Tendies will scramble and lash out at anyone not excited about nintendos latest marginal improvement

I imagine that is the face I'll be making when I see one in the wilds of Walmart or Bestbuy

Yeah years later lmao, and you'll drool and clamor for it until you can pay premium dollars to get "Switch 1 Pro + pretend-mouse gimmick"

Grow up, nintendos been dead for like a decade.

All the new releases could have ran on the normal Switch just fine. Honestly just feels like a scam, like it's been so long they just had to release another one but with hardly any tangible difference.

literally nothing is wrong with dkb except the generic unity lighting. it nails the retro kong look flawlessly.

make fun of people dumb enough to get hyped and shelling out dollars for something stupid

"wow are you retarded were you expecting an actual improvement?"

No dumbass, that's why we're making fun of people who did. Goddamn you're stupid, read the room.

just feels like a scam

That’s because it is. Nintendo was paid by USAID to study the infantalization of adult men through video games, they’re just milking that cohort as much as they can before it all finally collapses.
As long as soicuck faggots keep buying this shit they’ll keep trying to sell it.

Does no one else think that these style of handhelds don't make the most sense, they are to large to be conveniently portable and the battery life and performance is kinda weak and really cant be otherwise.

The steam deck and other handheld pcs make a little more sense as you can use them as a psuedo laptop while traveling as well but they suffer even more from being huge and no battery life

Very unlikely. But they will avoid shader compilations microstutter, so there's that.

falseflagger keeping the thread bumped by saying posts less than 20 seconds apart are from the same person

based

we don't have to imagine

no i agree with that. don't most people leave it docked?

Nintendo was paid by USAID to study the infantalization of adult men through video games

How much money was Nintendo given specifically to study the infantalization of adult men through videogames?

Nintendo threads are the only thing that give his pointless, obese, balding life any meaning

How have you not seen this bot here before? It's been on Anon Babble for 3 years spammed in every single thread with even slight Nintendo criticism.

graphic upgrade

it's just turning off volumetric fog

Very nice, I'll now buy your 360p machine.

$9.14 million dollars

oh i see what's going on. you're the real eric, aren't you? you want to associate everyone else with him simply to cover your tracks. i will expose the truth of this case eric, and you will be brought to justice.

Maybe? If that's the case though aren't they sacrificing a lot to just be the worst console most of the time

Because It's almost entirely just upped resolution and FPS.

Several thousand properties from Blackrock

Save me from what? Your cringe posts? Oh no Arthur, whatever will I do.

Imagine wasting $500

Do you think that is a lot of money? Because anon is saying that they hinged their entire console generation on this.

Save us from what? Answer the question

I’m saying that’s the money they received from USAID to study the infantalization of adult men through their gay children games

Mods, is this low quality?

eric, your plan has already been revealed to the court. denying such will only get you a harsher sentence.

It calls everyone who criticizes Nintendo Eric. It's not difficult

Have you fags REALLY not seen this bot that's been spamming this same shit for 3 years straight 24/7 before?

And anon(probably you but some people like to pretend it's not them halfway through a reply chain) is saying that they hinged the switch 2 on 9 million dollars of government waste. How many units did Switch 1 sale?

thank god we're getting the soul back in donkey kong after rare fucked it

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HAHAHA FAGGOT

0 dollars

a likely story, eric. awfully convenient of you to post on separate devices at the same time () to split your identity in two...
honestly i don't even know who eric is, i've seen this person/bot/whatever before but i'm just having fun :)
besides what else is there to do? say nintendo is making stupid decisions with their consoles and/or games? everyone already agrees with that, including nintendo fans. well, i do at least dunno about the other Anon Babbletards

You shouldn't want to emulate their behavior.

i don't even know who eric is

Want a crash course explanation? It makes things even more entertaining.

sure why not

A new hand, touches the beacon

You're a fucking retard, Nintendo makes billions.

he's obviously just baiting
probably gets a stiffie from the ericposter giving him (you)s

Nah when people type like that they usually think they have some special insight.
What a fucking loser

It is an improvement. It's double the frame rate.

Two more days until I don't get a Switch 2, I'll probably wait at least a year to get mine, thanks for beta testing faggots

hi-res and 60 fps

I did that on PC a couple of years ago.

A person should question their own wisdom if they're going to be buying a second console from a company when one of the selling points is "instead of 15 FPS you might get to the 30 cap". Yes titles got that low and yes the people who experienced that will buy the new console from the same company anyway.

what were you expecting

a Functional game that isn't garbage?

they removed all of the soul gas

please understand, that's asking a lot from modern gf

Basically

mad because of his buyers remorse over the Wii U

shits on the Switch because it replaced it

uses Sony specifically because he thinks that they're Nintendo's mortal enemy

doxxed himself when he was shilling mighty number 9 because he thought Mega Man 11 was a switch exclusive

tried to turn himself into a boogeyman by calling everyone else Eric (see: for an example) since everyone is able to recognise him on pattern recognition alone

has like five different trips he uses in famitsu threads and several catchphrases

at one point before the hacking a mod would actively defend him, banning people just for saying his name

The icing on the cake is that someone claiming to be his friend recognised him from the images found when he doxxed himself and dumped more lore, like how Eric allegedly begged him to play on his switch and that he has a gold digger girlfriend draining him of his money.

You're sounding a little grumpy

youtube.com/watch?v=4syyfKvo734
This is not even as bad as it gets, either. Now is the part where you pretend this wasn't a giant release for the switch and one of its best sellers. And I haven't even touched SV's performance issues.

Nigga that isn't even the same fucking game.

580 for a ps2 level game that plays worse than Gameboy gamesd
Gen x is doomed

before the hacking

That mod is definitely still here and doing just that, there was a thread yesterday and some janny/mod whoever the fuck was deleting any post showing proof that he was spamming hate threads.

yeesh man, i was expecting it to be bad but this is just downright depressingly pathetic.

What the fuck are you talking about? Someone said "well you can expect double the framerate" and I look at some games where the framerate dips into the teens just because the Switch can't handle more than a handful of 3DS-era models running around at once. Congrats if you can double that framerate but I'm not buying an entirely new console based on that promise. You're welcome to.

I look forward to Switch 2 bumping Let's Go up from 13 FPS to 30 in viridian forest, truly a next-gen achievement.

Someone said "well you can expect double the framerate"

You are the only one who said that you dumbass.

See Learn to follow a reply chain.

mfw learning pokemans will be on da big screen
end up being the ugliest laziests games probably ever made

still made all that money

pretty disgusting

No anon, he just said "it's an improvement, double the framerate",
to me saying "no shit there will be no significant improvements to switch 2 we're just making fun of people",
which was in reply to the anime-posting anon being an idiot and asking people if they actually expected any real improvements whatsoever.
If they wanted to specify a video not in the reply chain then they should have done so, otherwise if you're replying directly to me with a general comment I'm going to assume you're replying to my post.
No more (You)s for you, again learn to read a fucking reply chain before you type out anything stupid again.

successor console comes out

its fully backwards compatible

patch your 3 year old game under no obligation with better textures, lighting, shadows, draw distance, increased number of pokemon on screen, and higher resolution across the board

for free

Anon Babble complains

I think Gamefreak are lazy bastards but this is great and how the game should have looked and ran

No, you're just retarded.

It's snoy shills and sharty raiders concern trolling, not actually people who play games.

Guess that makes you super retarded

Retard

The anti Nintendo fans are just having a meltdown because a new Nintendo system is releasing in 48 hours. The next week is going to be unbearable.

I'm not the one defending gamefreak here

You are brown

t. Brown projecting

Yea Gamefreak being less Jewish than snoy is pretty good, even if they're lazy and bad at optimizing the first time around

Its a bonus, nobody is getting a switch 2 because this one game looks and runs better.

Yeah, definitely. Haha.

Anon Babble lost

They won actually

Oh really? Why is Anon Babble up? Where is the Anon Babble board right now?

Cope and seethe.

Wrong gen, correct game

same game but with better textures and higher framerate

screenshots are underwhelming

yall are unironically doing the meme of YOU CAN'T SEE MORE THAN 24FPS LOOK AT THIS JPG ALL OF THESE COMPARISONS LOOK THE SAME

if the games are all digital how would they fill landfills

follow the reply chain

proceeds to link to a post that says something entirely different.

BUT DUDE, DIDN'T YOU SEE THE HECKIN' LAKE DOESN'T RUN AT 25FPS ANYMORE? POGGERS! IT ONLY TOOK 20 YEARS TO MAKE ANOTHER POKEMON GAME THAT RUNS AT 60FPS!

you forgot the mandatory new SD card format. that'll be an additional $99.99 for a measley 512GB. :^)

Be honest Anon Babble, did you really believe the PS4 Pro portable level claims?

>under no obligation

Releasing a finished and not a bug ridden game is now "not an obligation"

Nice try, Game Freak.

I wonder if LGPE will get a upgrade.

You sound like a mentally ill retard.

they're the same image

Guess people can't see above 30 fps then.
either way, Nintendo wins

you forgot your additional controller. that'll be another $89.99. :^)

Nice snoy page 10 bump, Eric.

so all they did was remove the fog filter?

Do you think if we rant and rage and scream on Anon Babble enough, God himself will smite Nintendo for us?

pokefags have been bitching about the exact same day 1 glitches for close to three years now

Why is pokefag discourse so shit?

Why isn't Gamefreak fired from making Pokemon games already? Move those duties to HAL Laboratories or something.

Both Nintendo and the Pokemon Company must be ashamed at them. At least Generation 1 lasted as long as it did in the public consciousness due to the shit coding and funny glitches.