Wokey Kong will never live up to it
Wokey Kong will never live up to it
it's not just chunky, they're all dead now
WALNUTS PEANUTS
and how the fuck is it " woke" you idiot? or is this yet another thing we are going to overuse until it has no meaning
Take a formerly cool and masculine character
Make him lame and gay
Yup, its woke
right
you're an idiot
Rare is an Anglo-Saxon company, and their Donkey Kong games are a testament to the inherent virtues of Western Civilization. The new Donkey Kong game took the superior European character design and had it corrupted by non-Whites. It’s woke. Period.
I-It's not woke! Wokey Kong being nonthreatening and soft is great actually!
throws boulders and literally punches wholes through cliffs
soft and non threatening
you know you can call something shit without using the word woke right?
He can pick up a chunk with relative ease.
If shills are getting upset at the redesign being called Wokey Kong, you know that the insult works
Wokey Kong
God I wish more of 64 was good.
im saying not to call everything you don't like woke or it will lose all meaning
if you faggots are really falling for this low level bait I want you to leave this board and never come back.
I fucking love woke games and have already pre-ordered the new Donkey Kong because you told me it’s woke. Standing up for the protection of marginalized people is based and morally correct and I salute the developers for standing up for what is right. I will stand on the top of the rooftops and boldly do declare that I am WOKE AND PROUD.
Not upset, just confused, desu.
You guys are forgetting that he makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
Retard
It's literally his older design before rare you stupid nigger
this is how you look
Anyone replying to this image with anything but disgust outs themselves as a faggot at best or a shill at worst.
Funny how they aren't reverting Link to his pre-fag appearance, just turning Donkey Kong into a fag
XE'S THE FAGGOT OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW XER WELL
XE'S FINALLY BACK
TO SUCK SOME COCK
S-C
SONY KEK
S-C
SONY KEK IS HERE
But DKC2 was literally woke for it's time having Dixie Kong.
DK64 was just spitting on that though with shit kongs other than Diddy and Donkey and Lanky (who should have been in DKC3 instead of that other retard kong).
Is that Europe? That must be fucking expensive there.
They're dirt cheap where I live though (well... they should be but for some reason they aren't).
Everything is politics now anon. Disliking Star Wars is a political statement. Liking Sonic the Hedgehog or playing video games in general is a political statement. This is the world we live in now.
Deal with it chud, tranny, wokesisters, whatever.
There were two good Donkey Kong games:
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Country
Thanks for listening.
DKC2
not better than DKC1
Pleb.
Despite what Reddit tells you, 2 is inferior.
Fuck off newfag.
It's faster and superior in every way.
No soul to be found.
it's le good because le rare made it
Grow up. DK did.
Noooo, DK never had his eyes pop out when he's scared, he was exactly like [the worst product out of his legacy] in my eyes
Classical cartoon reactions are cringe!
Original creator intents mean nothing over my Americanized childhood!
When did Anon Babble turn into Andrew Dobson?
And it's not even like Link where it's a genuine shift, it's just an extension of how he is in Jungle Beat and everyone thought that was badass.
he felt threatened by DK
I never even equated it to Andrew Dobson's autism, that's hilarious.
Zesty monkey
NOOO IT DOESN'T HAVE SOUL!
The exact same style but more vibrant, varied and intricate
This is like pretending Sonic 1 is better than Sonic 3 at this point.
Has the vaxx made you blind too? That's a new side effect.
People getting mad at me happens, that means I'm cool
God, I wish we had public bans again.
WTF I wanna consoom NEW PRODUCT now!?!?
That's THE mart of shart my guy.
Before the redesign
Everyone loves DK
Everyone wants to see a new DK game soon
Literally no one complains about "expressiveness" or "his design is outdated"
After redesign
"Old DK had no personality and couldn't emote! He needed a redesign!"
"This new DK is so goofy and funny, by 4 year old isn't scared of him like he was the old DK!"
His pre-fag appearance
Actually now that I think about it, when was exactly his pre fag appearance?
LIke literally just the Americanized show?
Would you trust this creature around your child?
Zoomer conservative goes "w-w-well he's a pedo!"
alright.
dk64 sucks man.
even with swap-anywhere.
W K
Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrr
WOKEY KONG
W K
Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrr
WOKEY KONG IS HERE
Answer the question
Its his movie design actually.
This is the post that coined "Wokey Kong". Say something nice about it!
Non issue
What's your reasoning behind the question?
It's not rhetorical.
The movie design is how he looked like with just the Rare shadow????
Like even the creator thought it was mediocre.
Where the FUCK is the PC port of DK64?
I'd like to replay it with the needful enhancements.
Wokey Kong sucks
Sleepy Kong rocks
Is the redesign like that because Miyamoto really hated RARE so much that he's still seething about it to this day and age? Like "finally, I took the kong back".