After seeing the gameplay footage, it actually looks based as fuck
Donkey Kong Bananza
Kiddy Kong
really? I think it looks rather cringe.
could they have made the fur look any worse?
I'm happy Kiddy Kong got his own game. He wasn't that bad in DKC 3
It's cool true, but the prizes already tell me I will gain more if I just play indie games in my pc. Switch is probably my last console
I hope they make a high quality dk plush based off the new design.
Just say you hate good games fuck nigger
imagine being poor
It took forever but I'm glad Nintendo is making good games again. The environmental destruction with 3D collect-a-thon looks cool.
Being a cuck is worse I think
yeah man. it looks like it's totally not mario odyssey running on the odyssey engine with more 'open-ended' levels where you just collect shit
He used a buzzword to describe the game just like OP did
Why are you mad that the collectathon game involves you collecting shit?
I make more money than you AND it goes further because I'm good with managing my finances
Too much gameplay.
It's going to be hard not to buy a Switch 2 the day this game releases
what are those big black eyeball holes that aren't his sclera
It looks like so much fun. Classicchads won, raresnoys lost. This will be DK from now on.
I hope there's going to be DLC, and I feel like a goober for already thinking about additional content. But holy shit the game looks great, I've been dreaming of a game like this since I was a wee lad
It actually looks fucking bad.
Eye shadow that his boyfriend likes
Based on what you fucking retarded tendie? It looks like shit
Nah, it looks great.
So?
no, you're poor
open world DK slop
Well you sure convinced me
No need to thank me, I can't wait to see your daily meltdowns about it.
Why not ask that in the last 30 years that he's had it? You, know since, DKC in the 90s
Not an argument.
I like it. It's gonna be so fun to destroy everything,
how can you say that and NOT show gameplay footage
I hate the ugly rock sidekick. Wish it was just a normal animal. Hell, have it be Squawks.
Donkey Kong Bananza: Super Mario Odyssey 2
Why would I have meltdowns over shit games
I simply don't play them. I'll give it a pirate when it's out on the emulator :)
If you know, you know
Why would I have meltdowns
lmao 8 years is a long time. I can't wait till June.
shit games
well ill play them of course, but later
I can't wait till overpriced bingslop is released
It's not even good bingslop. What a sad release lineup.
Enjoy your $90 games lmao
Melty just in time for Treehouse live?
You aren't taking everyone turning on shittendo very well are you?
I mean you can still play your switch 1 games on a switch 2. No reason to buy switch 2 games at launch or for full price anon.
everyone
I see those voices are still calling you.
I mean it looks like it was made by the odyssey team but why is that a bad thing? Better to have a new DK game than another fucking Mario game.
Keep covering your eyes, tendie shit eater
Try saying that without crying.
My first DK was DK64 so Bananza is fucking awesome for me. Also it seems there is a costume that turns DK i to Rareware DK.
raresnoys
You fucking heard me. You were never fans of DK, just fans of DKC2. Might as well be a snoy traitor.
Is it an isekai?
no it's iseki
You saw "climb everything",
now get ready for "dig everywhere"
This is going to be the very definition of fun.
This looks fun
the lighting on his fur is fucking terrible
They just made DK this guy
You mean like banjo nuts and bolts?
What about it? That's more tears of the kingdom if we are being honest.
Rare is DK
He was inspired by DK so we went full circle now.
A new game in the series just for the sake of it doesn't mean its a good gamr
You can use this logic for any new game
Mario Odyssey + Wario World but with Donkey Kong
Wariobros....it's over.
GOTY
The destructability is insane. Fucking pathetic that Nintendo are the only ones smart enough to use increased hardware power for gameplay innovation rather than moar grafix
You've never heard of voxel games???
Fucking pathetic that Nintendo are the only ones smart enough to use increased hardware power for gameplay innovation rather than moar grafix
The industry will never catch up to Nintendo.
The new design looks so fucking bad
It's obviously inspired by pizza tower, but in that game it worked since it used crude ms-paint like 2d sprites. This game has high quality, clean 3d models and it just looks soi and forced sovl
It's obviously inspired by pizza tower
That's a Wario game knockoff son.
Yes it is
What part of the game looks anything like Pizza Tower. Are you on drugs.
1) Do you not know what a voxel is
2) Are you refuting that this concept is fun?
Holy fuck is this entire board <60 IQ? I said the new DK character design looks like pizza tower, not the gameplay
Can't wait for all the webms and mp4s of people demolishing the terrain into giant swastikas and penors.
GEOMOD IS BACK
We had this shit back with Red Faction 1 and no one even tried to copy it. Hopefully this kind of stuff becomes a trend now because there's nothing better than digging a big fuckign hole
I know what you said. Now what part of the game looks like Pizza Tower?
The game isn't even out yet you fucking poorfag
Expect more articles about how Donkey Kong dumbfounds other developers
Okay, and nothing about DK looks like Pizza Tower.
Oh god forbid something be cringe! Oh my trump no!
Which part of him looks like Peppino to you? Be specific.
your father is both
Not even open world you stupid nigger. it's hub based
Mario Odyssey only instead of the cappy jump, you can just punch through the levels instead of playing them
Epic.
ADHD the game
From the thumbnail it looks gory as hell
Fuck off with this wokey Kong trash
ThisSwitch 2 is starting to look like Gamecube quality games.
What's woke about DK? Be specific.
love his design
kind of wish so much of it didn't just look like Minecraft
I dunno man, Do we need to be digging in the dirt for minerals? Can we not just have tight platforming segments, interspersed with beat em up combat?
Not this. The dark ages of Nintendo is long over.
He's gay.
projection
He's not gay.. Why do you think he is?
So nintendo marketers can finally praise DK after ignoring the ip for the problems nintendo had with Rare?
Hell no. Rather have more unique games instead.
Look at his fucking face.
Wrong, would buy a steam deck 2 though
Nice fanfic you got there!
N O T
Can't wait for you to say totksnoys when you need to advertise the new zelda
Why do you think he's gay (other than your own projected feelings)? Be specific.
LOOK AT VAGUE THING
Isn't specific, retard. Try again.
Ok mister marketer
hugging a giant phallus shaped object
this face
Nigger, it's banter. Are you a bot?
It's a game where you dig in the dirt for minerals. It's literally a whole genre.
Anything I like about this game will be in-spite of the fact you can dig a hole
Nintendo is DK. Retro shits all over Rare btw.
See object
Thing of hard man cock
So it's just you projecting your homosexual cock-lust onto DK? Thanks for confirming this fact yet again.
banter
That's not what banter means lol.
Holy shit he looks so ugly now
Rare DK games were great, nintendo marketer.
You're either terminally autistic or a simple joke about him looking like a goofy faggot makes your shill job harder. Either way, kill yourself.
And I rather have more unique games instead of getting another boring 3D beat-em-up.
Some of them were. DK64 was a let down.
They're okay. I still remember Rarefaggots getting hard filtered by TF. Those were the good days.
The technical art direction is kind of a mess, but the game looks fun.
Claims it's "banter"
Get's upset at said "banter"
So it wasn't banter? Thanks for confirming that too lol.
Why are you so upset?
wish they brought back the watermelon health bars from DK64
Collecting shit isn't what makes a collectathon good. Common misconception.
What makes them good is well designed and varied objectives, that culminate in the getting of a collectible.
This is where Odyssey struggled, because parts of it were perfect, and parts of it were just kicking over a trash can, and finding a moon inside.
The junk collectables cause fatigue, which ultimately make you enjoy the game less. Each journey to get a collectible should be designed as if it's it's own adventure.
Wariobros....it's over.
You faggots did this; all of you constantly shat on WW since then. You deserve this. Enjoy your minigames
Okay, you are very obviously a bot. Final (You).
The technical art direction is kind of a mess
How so?
well designed and varied objectives,
Ah, so Odyssey.
Play Vintage Story and Hole Game then. These literally exist in spades.
I'm not a bot, but thanks for confirming you can't handle the bantz. Again.
Why did you get so upset? You're literally crying and running away it's hilarious.
>kind of wish so much of it didn't just look like Minecraft
I like how you blind faggots keep parroting this. How does it look like Minecraft? It’s not a voxel game. And digging wasn’t invented by Minecraft unless you’re a gen a dipshit who has played nothing but that when they were younger
Yeah, like
jump on this slightly elevated platform
and
stomp this glowing spot
and who could forget
stack the goombas for the eighth time
play [completely different games]
Why would I?
It’s not a voxel game
Nor is Minecraft? What do you think a voxel is?
Yeah, but then it bogged it down with fluff collectibles. That's what I said.
It's JUST Wario World
I don't understand why Nintendo took a WARIO game and slapped a Donkey Kong skin on it.
WHere is Donkey Kong Country? Where are REAL Wario games? (Not those garbage minigame collections)
open world
why retards keep repeating this?
fluff collectibles
What does that mean?
Give some examples plz
Good morning saar.
Nor is Minecraft? What do you think a voxel is?
Minecraft store the map as a voxel grid, but uses a polygon mesh for rendering. Yes it’s a voxel based game. Now please elaborate on your dubious claim that Bananza is minecraft
Yeah, like various platforming challenges?
Yes it’s a voxel based game
It literally isn't.
Please prove your claim true before we continue. Thanks!
its just wario world
Exactly.
All we need is a 3D Wario game with a kino soundtrack like Shake It or WL4. That's all I ask for Nintendo
Read the whole post. I literally said.
Which are all completely ignorable because cappy jump exists.
Please prove your claim true before we continue.
Please elaborate on your claim that DK Bonanza is a ripped Minecraft off and stop dodging the damn question
Dodged the question
What do you think a voxel is? Be specific!
Minecraft is a voxel based game.
Again, what do you think a voxel is?
Don't be scared, answer me next time! :3
So totk can run on og switch but not this?
I read the whole post.
Now tell me what a "fluff collectable" is. You didn't define it in your previous post.
Go ahead. No need to be afraid.
Not my claim, where did I say that? Quote the exact post.
Now post your proof. Thanks! Or can't you do it?
ignorable
Do you even understand the English language? Do you think the level disappears from the game or something?
Minecraft inventing digging, ergo DK. is a Minecraft clone
Minecraft is a voxel game
You’re both retarded. I didn’t know this board was so retarded
The platforms involved in the "challenge" can be completely ignored, since you can effectively fly with chained cappy jumps. What does this have to do with English? Why is this thread filled with so many fucking bots?
bogged it down
No, you literally just have autism.
People I disagree with are bots
You are not using that word correctly, Muhammad. What do you think it means?
You can't even follow the conversation, you retarded sack of shit. If you're not a bot, you have 75 IQ and are brown.
another game where there will be no obstacles or challenge, and you just brute force through everything without being asked to think
Basically a Zelda/Mario/Kirby clone. Same thing, different skin. Terraria and Minecraft already did this years ago, at a fraction of the cost.
NTA, but you just know the game will have no barriers or ways of stopping your progress. Look at this They don't even bother having more than a single wall actually impede you.
You quite literally kick over a trash can and collect a moon, at one point in the game.
Is that engaging content, to you?
That is the game quite literally equating your prized collectible to a piece of trash you just picked up off the ground. Doesn't exactly make you feel like Indiana Jones snatching the gold idol.
That IS kiddie right? I assumed it was when i first saw him, his pants are the same color as his old pjs, and his face looks a bit different from DK
Dodges the question
What do you think a "bot" is Muhammad? Don't be scared. I won't bite.
I know you're stupid so you're used to linear moviegames, but well-designed games give you player agency. Especially in a 3D platformer
you have to land eventually anon, do you think the ability to do higher skill maneuvers isn't a part of the challenge of the game?
You have yet to post a definiton, like asked. An example is not a definition.
What's the matter, can't do it? It's okay if you can't.
It's Mario Odyssey without platforming. It looks terribly boring.
Answer my question first. What does platforming challenges being invalidated by cappy have to do with my mastery of the English language? Do you even know what cappy jumps are?
another great game that will cause meltdowns for more years to come
Nintendo can't stop winning.
I'm sorry, but do you struggle with English?
Do you know what "fluff" is, and how that term is used colloquially?
you have to land eventually anon
Yeah, to collect the moon.
they do have a single wall impeding you. the puzzle while simple is to navigate around that barrier by making use of the destructive environments
I never made that claim. Why do you think I did? Quote the exact post where you think I said it.
Now that we've cleared your mistake up (again)...Tell me what you think "bot" means, Muhammad.
Do it in your next reply, or you conceed to me.
meltdowns
Stop using words you don't understand, ESL.
it's actually a super difficult challenge to dig around a single wall, it's harder than every dark souls game combined
lol
classicchads
it's modern open world slop that makes DK64 look focused
there is nothing classic about it
no underwater exploration despite it using Odysseys engine
Okay the game is dead to me
Do you even understand the English language? Do you think the level disappears from the game or something?
Dodges the question
again.
Cowardly.
You have yet to post a definiton, like asked. An example is not a definition.
What's the matter, can't do it? It's okay if you can't.
Post the definition of "fluff content" in Mario Odyssey in your next reply. Go ahead.
Don't be scared Muhammad.
Is the meltdown happening early?
I'm sorry you're so socially maladjusted the only way you can get people to acknowledge you is by being as retarded as possible at all times
for
I'm fine with it honestly, movement above ground seems really fluid so I'd rather they focus on that instead of trying to cram in legacy mechanics for the sake of them
Your quoted text doesn't say what you think it says lol
Concession accepted. Thanks for declaring me the winner!
Sorry you lost. Hope you're not too upset.
Don't like DK's design
can't talk about it because people will think I am a Country secondary with Miyamoto derangement Syndrome
Gameplay looks like it could be a laugh at least.
Why are you so upset Muhammad?
If you didn't want to lose, why did you concede? You chose this, not me.
Are you going to spam the thread now becasue you lost?
There is underwater exploration. They show it in the streams.
Where are the arguments? Or is just saying "haha u mad" the only retort you know?
Tell the tranny to use an exit bag for maximum ease of use and greatest chance of death.
oh lame, was never a huge fan of the underwater bits of Odyssey or the banjo games. I'm sure it'll be fine
Muhammad, why are you spamming the thread? Is it just because you lost?
If you didn't want to lose, why did you concede to me?
DEBATE MEEEEEEE
mockery will do
mockery will do
Yes, I will be mocking you for spending 90 dollars on a Minecraft clone with a donkey kong reskin.
admits he lost
What a strange thing to be proud of.
Look, the meltdown is already starting.
caring so much about Anon Babble wins
not really beating the retard allegations with this I'm afraid
I'm not who you were arguing with before.
I just want to know why you're proud of losing.
I'm sorry your life is so empty that you need to seek wins on Anon Babble in threads about a children's game in which you play as a monkey
I'm not seeking a win, why do you think I am?
I'm just asking why you seek loses, as a point of pride.
If you're too scared to answer that's okay. But I don't think you need to keep spamming the thread becasue of it.
Just keep using words you don't understand, saar.
this and MK look great
it's everything in between i disliked during the direct
I don't care about winning or losing, which why all my posts to you are about your losing and my winning
lol
pajeetposting
lmao it really is starting.
Muhammad can't read
I literally said the opposite of that, retard.
If you're just gonna keep spamming the thread I'll just keep reporting you.
Why are you so proud of losing? Why are so so scared of answering me?
If anything, he resembles Anton.
Bharat BROKE you.
Good morning sir
This
Look, Sanjeev, this is an English language website, and I'm not here to give you lessons.
Go and find a dictionary.
Better yet, just go away. Go and lie in a gutter.
Big Monkey comes along and destroys everything
Didn't that game already come out?
They did that with the Switch too, TotK was blowing every game dev's mind. If you understand programming physics at all, what it does is beyond ridiculous.
I said something therefore it must be true, also why won't you admit you lost PLEASE ADMIT YOU LOST PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
lmao
No, that was the BLM riots.
Why did you reply to yourself, arthur?
Will it be another 8 years?
Holy kek
DK starts off with his tie
Odyssey team
So this confirms costumes
I hope they dig for some obscure shit
too racist
Of what, you making your own controversy threads, sir?
replying to yourself
it'd be so funny if you could get the outfits of other kongs. Imagine after so many years we can get a Lanky and Chunky representation
Wrong, nigger.
Leo Luster
Wario world was half-baked and 4 hours long, this actually looks like it's realizing some potential
They need fedora Kong from that one piece of promotional art.
You don't want to watch horse's balls shrink in real time when it gets cold?
no one even tried to copy it
you'd have to build your whole game around the concept to make it worthwhile. not every game can take advantage of destructible environments
There is underwater exploration. They show it in the streams.
You're going to have to show a source for this anon. IGN video showed a banana underwater that they had to raise a platform to get, rather than just diving 10 feet and breaking it there. You can swim on the surface but I can't see any evidence of underwater gameplay at all.
game literacy failure
All gameplay with overalls is part of the tutorial area
Nintendo is usually good at level-design, destructible environment is only one color they can use from the game's mechanics palette. Of course they can have non-destructible environments also.
Looks pretty nice, I like it so far visually and what it does seems to do it well.
However, I can image it getting boring fast if there isn't a lot to it from other mechanics based on what was shown in the little showcase. I know it was a short thing but it did seem a bit basic atm, so I hope there is a little more depth to gameplay like tougher enemy fights and more puzzle elements etc.
So now you've delved into the other extreme, where there's absolutely nothing to destroy, so you have to take one path.
It's Zelda all over again. Promise freedom, but then put in invisible walls for no reason, or make areas where there's zero freedom allowed.
show breakable envs
>"what's the point if the whole game is open without wall?"
show controlled environment/challenge
>"the whole game is linear slop!!!"
Man...
Retards on Anon Babble will never understand video game design.
we must delve into both extremes
never try to blend the two into an actual experience
Minecraft and Terraria already did this concept better, years ago.
I will replay the same game for decades
Yes.
we don't need new games (art) in different genres from different peoples
That's right.
yes, games are defined by one single game mechanic, scientists haven't been able to blend more than one game mechanic in a single game
Nintendo definitely has trouble with that. Look at Zelda, aka a confused mishmash of game mechanics that don't work together at all.
It's JUST Wario World
Wario World with barrels. Minecarts. Climbing. Terrain Destruction. And tons of mounts and animal sidekicks.
Of course it's ACfag.
it made sonygroes cry
Looks like he's a coomer, just like the average Anon Babble user
based
generic fantasy pixarshit with generic fairy sidekick and generic enemies
What is "Donkey Kong" about this?
The fact that Donkey Kong has been doing this for decades?
He's always been the "experimental IP" when it comes to Nintendo. He's had more "Donkey Kong Gimmick games" than every rerelease and port of every Donkey Kong Country title, combined.
Did you expect the odyssey team to understand DK? They will try to turn DK into Mario to make it popular. Not a bad idea if they bring back Kremlins after.
Wait, who’s currently crying about bing bing tariffs again?
Did you expect the odyssey team to understand DK
How low is your IQ. Not a rhetorical question.
You can't understand what Im saying and I'm the low IQ one? I will explain to you so even a massive faggot like you can get. Rare's DK isn't like Mario games. The humor, enemies and characters are different.
He's had more "Donkey Kong Gimmick games" than every rerelease and port of every Donkey Kong Country title, combined.
This is misleading, since those gimmick games followed the setting from DKC
Google Jungle Beat, and then kill yourself for being brown.
Bro DK bongos!
Are you retarded? What that has to do with fairy like companions and other shit that came from Mario games? DK jungle beat is also ass. Fuck your gimmick.
the meme bongo game that was admittedly made to be as retardproof and simple as possible by cutting every other characters means that Donkey Kong never had an established setting actually
It's not a Wario game. Wario would not be doing any mining himself like DK is doing. Wario doesn't go on adventures just for the sake of it. He has an end goal in mind usually to take something he already knows is there. Wario isn't about causing destruction looking for things. Any destruction happens because he's fighting enemies or has to go though a wall to get a treasure or something, but not to just mine for something he doesn't know is even there.
i agree.
i really would love it if the game had a pvp mode
something like smash where you have to knock players off the plattform. the fast combat combined with the destructable map would work really well.
i like it a lot as well
but it seems like kong can't dive under water in this game which sucks because underwater levels were always very special in dk games.
yeah what kind of donkey kong game would have fairies in them?
Wait, who’s currently crying about bing bing tariffs again?
Are you actually getting mad like the brown little faggot you are since you didn't know Jungle Beat existed, who has been carrying the same team members since then?
Stupid enough to not understand what fairy like companions mean that need to Google search a banana fairy from dk 64
Retard
Looks like a beta map or test area wtf lol
hmm yes mario. the most famous example of a nintendo property that has used fairy companions.
Why do you care so much about that shitty game cube game? I was talking about rare DK.
Brown brown Brown!
I have nothing to do with your racial fetishes.
Why do you have brown skin? I was talking about you being a retard who was wrong and now corrected.
I don’t understand why this is a DK game. The gameplay and level design doesn’t fit his character at all.
Good to know that you now don't have anything to say but call everyone brown. True turd world behavior as expected.
I dunno I feel like it fits his character more than DK64. not like the games have never shown DK fucking shit up by throwing hands
Good to know you're a retarded faggot who was wrong and give up quickly.
Be careful anon. Someone will call you brown and answer you DK jungle beat!
punching the shit out of everything to defeat his foes doesnt fit dk
Stay mad about being wrong and pretending you have played a DK game before.
Isn't this just Knack?
DK bongo shit is not a rare game. You have awful taste.
What part of Liyue is this
Does it though?
Don't get me wrong, conceptually this game seems very cool and kinda once again proves that Nintendo is still the only big company that is actually willing to use modern hardware for more than just fancier window dressing graphics. (TotK physics and nuts and bolts, Bananza's fully deformable terrain)...
But at the same time, the game looks like it traded Mario Odyssey's expressive movement and the intrinsic fun of just moving around the character for the instant gratification addiction factor of smashing shit and collecting all the shiny stuff. In my opinion that's a dishonest and shallow way of making something engaging by simply exploiting human psychological biases; something Nintendo traditionally has avoided.
This game might just be dopamine for zombies (the average "gamer")
Also, why does DK's fur look like feathers?
I can't believe Miyamoto saw that and said "yup, ship it." and would be even more confused if he was the one who wanted it this way.
Cool, you're still wrong and haven't played a DK game before.
You are not a gamer like me! I still have my game cube copy of jungle beat and my DK bongos
I don't give a fuck
you know he punches and kicks barrels and bosses in Returns and Tropical Freeze too right?
As long as you admit it.
What that has to do with anything I said in the reply chain??
Tropical Freeze
Country game, Rare game, had the actual DK cast game.
the point is that jungle beat isn't the only game where he punches things?
trying to shame TF by pretending Rare made it
Disgusting.
Lol i really could care less about nu DK like jungle bear. You can be proud of having played that game I guess.
Terraria is one such extreme though. You can destroy the entire fucking world except the outer borders.
No??? I'm talking about fucking character design, humor and fairy like companions! It's all designed.like a Mario game. I never complained about DK destroying shit...
Lol i really could care less about being wrong
Sure.
Looks like shit. DK has nothing to do with destroying the environment, and destroying the environment completely defeats the whole purpose of a platformer.
The objective of the game other than busting shit up is a bit unclear. It'd be funny if the landscapes were absolutely littered with gold and valuable gemstones as you destroy the terrain but you can't collect them because DK doesn't give a fuck about any of that and just wants bananas.
shut up fag, this is a fun gimmick
Me right, you wrong!
Ok bro whatever, you are a weird guy. I don't even get what the point of talking about jungle beat is with what I said in my first comment but fuck it I don't care.
it's not a platformer retard. DK 64 wasn't one either. both are action adventure games
I'm sure if you samefag more it will become true.
Tears of the Kingdom needed this dig mechanic.
There's even an item for it in Minish Cap, FUCK YOU AONUMA
The Switch would probably explode if they had this level of interactivity along with all the other systems running at the same time.
DONKEY KONG’S EYEBROWS AREN’T HIGH
You're playing as a giant cartoon gorilla with the strength to pun h the moon back into orbit. Being able to not give a fuck and simply go through the obstacles tis the fun par.
Software engineer problem, not mine
It's objectively a terrible gimmick. You can't make fun platforming if you can destroy the platformers and they don't come back
what kind of retarded cope is this
This is my 2nd post in this thread
It looks like a PS1 game, boring and with fps drops. It's a fucking shame, 80bingbingcoins btw
you talk a fag
You have the mind of a child
It's objectively a great mechanic and makes levels more fun.
Level design and movement looks really unengaging after Astro Bot. Standards for platformers have been raised considerably and this doesn't look like it matches them. Hopefully they spend a little longer with the next 3D Mario.
good little paypig. give nintendo your $80 for a kiddie monkey game like a good slut.
More like a shitty hardware problem.
you'll have to try harder than that
had no idea how accurate that post from the other day comparing Rarefags to Obsidianfags was until this game was revealed
spotted the retard who never played DK64 and only read what wikipedia says. DK64 has barely any platforming on it. It's a straight up action adventure game with zelda style progression of unlocking new areas
Here's your le epic gimmick in Mario 64. Skipping the game surely is heckin' fun
M64 is given more player agency and interactivity
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
along with all the other systems running at the same time
I guess that's why the new Zelda lacked any such systems?
When the interactivity is spamming the attack button and pressing forward, yes.
take puzzle from game not designed around destructible environments
look at how shit this gimmick is!!!!
truly Anon Babble is full of intellectual titans
They did both, if you saw the gameplay you can tell that there are some areas that have some magic coat that aren't destructible until you clear a challenge.
Fucking retard.
I guess all platformers are ass then because all you do is spam jump and press forward
why is every nintendo game open world now?
They only made three of them.
This one is hub based, same way as Odyssey, retarded kid.
this game isn't open world retard. it's level based
when large scale interactivity is given to the player
Sounds like fun. Do you get assblasted when a crpg gives you the choice to pick pocket or lockpick?
Since Donkey Kong wears suspenders now, they should make King K. Rool wear pirate pants, trust me it would look cool.
giving King K.Rool pirate pants and not Kaptain K.Rool pants
one fucking job
Picking a pocket doesn't immediately solve every quest in the game.
that fucking framerate
look alive boys we've got ourselves a nintendo employee here who has played the entire game
You didn't answer the question. Funny how that works out.
ITT losers holding on to a game formula that can’t evolve. If you like it so much, stick to crash bandicoot; that was openly stated by Andy and Rubin that it was based on DKC. Nintendo has had enough of that shit and it was time for them to move on to something new.
This game is a spiritual successor to Hulk Ultimate Destruction, a game everyone has been clamoring to come back. And unlike Hulk, this game has many ways to have fun. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. You don’t have a right to complain when it’s not for you and you have other alternatives in the market.
truly Anon Babble is full of intellectual titans
Anon Babble is exactly like leddit and X, full of shit takes
True but that's because we have some Snoys and gatchanigger that drag down the average.
Can you even point one single other open world immsim?
It's a rather easy challenge actually, probably because it's in the fucking tutorial
I don't need to play the whole game. You can see Nintendo's design philosophy just from TotK. You can solve nearly every single traversal puzzle in TotK with a single flying machine with 2 fans attached to a steering stick. They clearly do not care.
You're making a false equivalence that makes no sense
Is it really Kiddy Kong? Because I can't accept this ugly redesign to be DK JR.
Donkey Kong Bananza: Super Mario Odyssey 2
Should have used a superior main character
actually I know exactly how every puzzle in this game will work because I played an entirely different game
I figured you would've liked the new game considering how big of a fan you are of digging yourself into a hole
Why is anyone arguing? King k rool got confirmed today. In the demo cranky kong even talks about him directly. Be excited.
You're very stupid and it's impressive how you lack the self-awareness to know.
I still believe he will get his own WarioLand, never stop believing.
You were wrong, yes.
Wario doesn't go on adventures just for the sake of it
Neither does donkey kong.
It's not just one game. In Odyssey you can skip most of the interesting platforming by hat jumping. In Echoes of Wisdom you can climb straight up almost any wall in the game with a spider and they did not design around it. You can clearly see how Nintendo is designing games now.
Ok, lol. If you think pick pocketing is the same thing as breaking through almost every wall in a game I don't know what to say.
let's make this a whole ass game!
Ok, lol. I was too afraid to answer because it points out how stupid I am
Okay.
monke turns into a digger
the game
Kind of cool though
In Odyssey you can skip most of the interesting platforming by hat jumping.
Hat jumping is harder than what you claim is "interesting platforming" that usually just is a catching mechanic.
I agree on the Zelda bit, something similar happens on BotW with Revali's Gale.
Who’s a Big Dumb Monkey now?
I'll give you an example of good player agency and choice. An example of a good choice is in Dishonored 2 in the Dust District mission where you can skip the entire mission by figuring out the rather difficult puzzle lock on the door. Breaking through a wall with the press of a button vs actually platforming, exploring, or solving a puzzle is a shit choice.
Hat jumping is clearly easier than just playing the game normally, not sure what you're talking about
they think K. Rool stole the bananas
they confront him about it
turns out he didn't and the new monkeys did it
they also fucked with K. Rool so he joins in as a playable character
Kino?
I didn't ask for you to give an example. I wanted you to answer the question.
not sure what you're talking about
Most of the "interesting platforming" is capturing shit that restricts your movement.
Hat jumping is more fun.
zoomer doesn't know what a timelapse is
I did answer. It's a good thing when done properly. DK does not do it properly from what they have shown off, and I do not think they will considering how Nintendo has designed other recent games. I spent an hour solving the puzzle on the Dishonored door and still did the mission normally it's still one of my most memorable moments in a game in years. Breaking through the wall in DK is boring.
It's fun the first time. By the 50th time it's shit and you start to wonder what you paid for (if you do not have brain damage).
I liked it, still I would prefer if Nintendo went and made something more like It Takes Two.
Co-Op was not that much of a focus in DKC but they could've expanded in this one like they did with It Takes Two.
BANANAAAAAAAAAA SLAAAMAAAAAA
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I mean it would be cool but I really doubt the kremlings are even in the game
It's fun the first time. By the 50th time it's shit and you start to wonder what you paid for (if you do not have brain damage).
Kek, 50 only? I checked my counter and I had thousands of hat jumps at the point where I actually got tired of it (around 600 Moons).
t's a good thing when done properly
Ah, like DK. Glad we could clear that up you're just assblasted about games giving you agency.
GameCube NSO soon
Heheheh Mario is Jelly
This had to have been made by the mario odyssey team right?
Skill issue.
Are the kongs technologically advanced?
Wow! A bunch of games I’ve already played 10 times! What a le heckin’ dealarino!
It's actually pretty underwhelming. There's not much to calculate when the blocks just disappear. It's as much physics as you had in worms 3d, close to none.
You're actually fucking retarded. It's astounding.
When are we getting a new 3D Mario?
So is there anything to the game once you've gotten your fill of just randomly punching walls? Worried it will be really repetitive.
No, all you do is punch walls. They didn't think any further than that.
Is it really open world if you just jump into a big hole to get to the next one?
you're a faggot with shit taste
Looks fun but if there is no minecart segments that is criminal.
i keep saying that if it was a wario land game it would have been received very well
but instead they decided to make this just to show off dk's redesign or something
final boss is Mario
Source? Link the video. I keep seeing screenshots but he isn't namedropped
DKB
Good
I can't tell if that's sarcastic but that's my genuine worry rn
we have mario odissey at home
It looks good
Wokey Kong
Nah
I would have rather had another 3D Mario game than this shit.
holy autism
i fucking hate the coveralls
it makes no sense with the tie
Not a bad idea if they bring back Kremlins after
The only references we’ve seen for the kremlings were a crocodile head statue and skeletal remains. Nintendo is killing them off for good.
Is basically a more agressive DK64 which was my childhood game and also my very first DK game which explains why i don't give a fuck about his 2D plataformer roots.
YOU LOSE THEM AFTER THE TUTORIAL! YOU CAN GO ALL THE GAME WITHOUT THEM! IN FACT YOU GET A SHOP FULL OF CLOTHES!
Cranky high fiving
KIDDY IS THE NEW DK
CRANKY IS OLD DK
OLD CRANKY IS DK PRIME SECRET BOSS
this, he looks like a stereotypical gay stripper now
The kremlings are dead. They’re not coming back. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if K. Rool was cut in the next Smash.
Donkey Kong? More like Red Faction: Gorilla
What do you mean by "the new Zelda", as in the last released Zelda? The one with Zelda as the protagonist? What do you mean by "any such systems"? Your inability to communicate is vexing.
I have mixed feelings. It looks good but I hope they learned from the mistakes of Odyssey.
That would be dangerously kino but Nintendo isn't going to portray their mascot as evil
1)donkeys design is ass now
2)this is probably gonna be like odyssey where there's absolutely no replayability after you finish the game once
lame
They had no problem letting multiple newcomers in Smash Ultimate impale him.
but I really doubt the kremlings are even in the game
I wouldn't be shocked if they aren't. I mean, they haven't been featured in forever.
But aren't there kremling shaped skeletons in the game? And reptile statue bosses? Is that a coincidence?
Is that a coincidence?
It’s probably Nintendo’s way of saying that the kremlings are canonically dead now.
is this entire board <60 IQ?
Yes.
The reddit humour and constant "funny" faces, over the top reactions and sticking out his tongue like a dog.
And yes, it worked for Pizza Tower, something new that's supposed to be crude and ugly with ADHD characters. Not something that already exists completely redone. No, Rare's DK was never a redesign of the original, it was it's own character.
They managed to make something that looks more disgusting than the two idols from Splatoon 3, Nintendo just can't do character design anymore.
Most "modern" AAA games will allow you to cheat or lower the difficulty in some way that breaks immersion.
You can select to be completely invincible in Celeste trough the accessibility menu celeste.ink
You can skip every Dandori fight in Pikmin by losing on purpose then asking for help gamefaqs.gamespot.com
You can pass every stage in Mario 3D World by dying on purpose 5 times to get the Invincible Tanooki suit mariowiki.com
You can solve nearly every single traversal puzzle in TotK with a single flying machine with 2 fans attached to a steering stick.
Let me present you with a quote from a wise man: knowyourmeme.com
You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
Autists here are freaky. There are people here that unironically think this game is trash garbage because of the way Donkey Kong looks
Mario Odyssey is just a clone of Banjo Kazooie
Modern Zelda is just a clone of Ubislop/Garry's Mod and Minecraft
Modern DK is just modern Mario but with Goat Simulator added
Someone please take away these old PC games away from Japanese interns at Nintendo
nooo you can't just use a games mechanics!
My brother, if you see a banana and think in cocks you're gay my friend. It's okay to admit it.
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Nintendo always wins.
I don’t care about the redesign. My issue is that this game doesn’t feel like a DK game. You could replace the characters with Wario-themed ones and it would pretty much be the same game.
He's not being portrayed as a villain though, he's just fighting
Forty 95s from "Jimbob's Nintendo Fan Page" tier sites
I only trust Yahtzee and Synthetic Man
What did you expect? The last 3D DK game was what, on the N64? Obviously they were going to shift some things around.
It goes deeper than that:
Super Mario World's title in Japanese is actually Super Mario World: Super Mario Bros. 4.
This means that Yoshi's Island is technically Super Mario Bros. 5: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island.
I'm autistic and I think all the people crying for the redeisgn are RETARDED.
The game looks cool it looks fun, I've never been a fan of the money but it could be interesting.
But I'm still waiting for my 3D Mario.
DK releases in July why not.
Is DK collecting uranium?
It's funny how one of the most recently popular game on Steam was exactly about digging a hole with that kind of physics
store.steampowered.com
E-celebs have spent a decade claiming DK64 never was good and is unfocused fluff bloat with zoomers parroting them.
Now suddenly this definition of fluff bloat looks good to them.
Every DKC game has been full of caves and mines.
I'm not sure but that's how I draw caricatures of niggers. A Wyatt Mann did it too.
3D platformer with fully-destructible environments
This is my dream game.
Yes, it's called Bananium in the game
Which is funny because bananas are naturally slightly radioactive because they contain potassium
This game would be perfect for co-op. Why doesn't Nintendo like co-op?
3rd showcase in a row where treehouse shows the same shit, just slowly exploring the area and showcasing the same mechanics we've already seen over and over while narrating what they're doing, instead of showing something interesting and challenging
all while cackling uncontrollably the entire time for no reason
Jesus Christ, treehouse is doing a terrible jump of selling this game, they just make it look boring as fuck. And maybe that's not necessarily their fault but what they were instructed to do.
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they ain't gonna show the end of the game
They don't want to reveal there's only 6 levels.
Seriously is the gameplay just digging holes for bananas? Where is the challenge
Worms 3D was released in 2003
Do NOT post the stat for the number of DKC1 levels that take place in some sort of dimly-lit underground environment
And you hated it so much that you swore you will never play a game with the same terrain destruction mechanic ever again
Yeah, it's weird that they've spread out the Switch 2 games over the spend of three days. Mario Kart I can understand, but the first level of Banaza can get old. I'm still hyped for it.
Why? It's no secret that the last half of DKC is just nothing but shitty caves. It's like my main complaint about it.
2 has three major cave themes (4 if you count Beeville)02wws but they're much better spaced out.
Are we going to get a demo prior to release???
No my point is that the destruction in this game is not that impressive...
They have never explained it and will continue to never explain it
I don't think Nintendo even knows what it's supposed to be, Rare added it back in the 90s and they're just sticking with it.
Have you never seen a gorilla
Probably a demo for the Switch Expeirence events
It's just an overexaggeration of Gorilla brows
Clapping from Jungle Beat returns (even has the same exact pulse waves)
That's how you know
kek
But did you see DK's face when he found the giant banana?! I love his new look!! So funny and expressive!! Did you see his face when he clapped his hands?? That was so funny! Did you see his face when he found his cute rock buddy?! So cute! Did you know he can whistle now??? That's so hecking cute!!!!
And did you see that mountain? You can destroy it!!!
It's not a new thing for video games, the problem is that nobody's doing it in a smart way. Even Red Faction, which more or less invented of dynamic destructible environments, barely does much with it in a normal playthrough of the game. Yes, you can mulch an entire building if you have the firepower to spend, but the actual gameplay doesn't rely on it because you're going around shooting enemies with guns.
Meanwhile Nintendo is able to go balls out with the possibilities in having an entire game revolve around the concept, which only makes it appear even more impressive. They even added the MOHS scale as a mechanic, so you also have to think about differences in material hardness. That's why everybody's calling it innovative despite being ancient technology.
Clapping from Jungle Beat
And PTSD from the other one...
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this game is going to flop considering the price tag and other games getting released and then all the retards defending this game are going to look really stupid considering the game obviously looks uninspired; the graphics looks like bright plastic and with no depth to the gameplay
Claps angrily with his feet
break random rocks for shiny
It looks fucking gay. This shit could only be entertaining to a toddler. Even a 10 year old would roll his eyes.
It was literally called SMB 5 in the beta version.
no depth
Are you being blind or facetious?
why is everything so shiny
what happened to diddy kong? is nintendo trying to get rid of him?
In Japanese it's "スーパーマリオワールド" or "Super Mario: Yoshi's Island." However they are aware that it's called World 2 and treated like a sequel to World overseas.
He just doesn't fit into a game about smashing.
MONKE.BREAK.EVERYTHING.
It's the same aesthetics they've had since Mario Galaxy.
And Cranky Kong does?
mfw I unlock the DKC cartoon costume
im saying the game takes no skill and all you do is dig a bunch of holes
I can literally fucking see here the 'puzzle' of digging into the conveyor belt doesn't fucking matter because you can just smash around it
the game looks fun as a destruction sandbox but fuck's sakes don't try and pretend the level design is gonna be anything worth a shit. its gonna be even worse than botw/totk was for puzzle solutions not mattering for shit
This is literally the tutorial
(DK has his helmet and suspenders)
no it just looks like that one food world in mario odyssey. everything wasnt this shiny in galaxy
Looks fun.
Not gonna play it becasue
450 console
80 game
But yeah, looks nice.
The new DK looks jarring as fuck, but it's not the end of the world
Read: スーパーマリオブラザーズ5
It was always intended as the sequel to SMB4/ Super Mario World.
I just want K.Rool back
Also it seems there is a costume that turns DK i to Rareware DK.
that would be the best compromise for people who love and hate the new design. why do you think it's in though
DK's 70, but yeah, I'll wait till $60, maybe even $50.
At this point all we can hope is for him to not be cut in the next Smash, because it’s clear that Nintendo won’t allow the kremlings to appear in any more DK games or Mario spinoffs.
The bottom of the conveyor belt is also an unbreakable metal surface, assumedly outside of the open world 'break everything' sections there are going to be tighter 'dungeon' areas where you go inside metal buildings and are forced to fight enemies and do puzzles the way they want.
it's just an underground world apparently instead of being sent to a different dimension so technically that wouldn't be the same thing.
why does nintendo hate the kremlings so much? whats their problem?
nintendo games dont do that
open world kong
collectathon
no challenge
"It's all about the joy of exploration"
braindead game for braindead tendies #4 thanks Breath of the Wild
For whatever reason, the kremlings don’t fit with the vision that Nintendo has for DK now, and they aren’t allowed to appear in Mario spinoffs after Super Sluggers because they’re stubborn about which characters are allowed in Mario games.
It's not exactly a brand new concept.
It really hope not. There should be a law that DK games are not allowed to be easy. Even DKC3 is hard in the final worlds.
the puzzle is that you can dig around things that are seemingly blocked off, be it on the conveyor belt or around. if you think every puzzle will be just this you're retarded
You just made that shit up my nigga
What is the "Reddit humor" in DK Bananza and Pizza Tower?
that's nice and all but is it worth $80+ dollars
they do, they have a sale every two weeks
t. got odyssey for 30
they just dont have price cuts cuz they're jewy
After seeing the gameplay footage, it actually looks based as fuck
You mean in the bizarro dimension? Because in ours it looks awful.
DK64 starts with a rap
health is represented by watermelons
kongs get guns throughout the game
how did they get away with it
All the DKC references besides Cranky's model and Barrel Cannons are stuff easily added by Treehouse localizers
Are they based for once?
Not who you were talking to, but the problem is your joke was so shit then it just came off like general schizoid faggotry.
There was no social media, so there was no way to create outrage.
yes but it's a rare one and more games should try it
I never listen to anyone who says this, because it's always some fanboy who's never touched a non-nintendo game.
Synthetic Man
you worship a futafaggot and a pedophile lol
its a little weird how DK got the face lift but Cranky Kong is a 1:1 of his Rare/Retro look
now get ready for "dig everywhere"
this is the only part I dont like
they're gonna hide stuff everywhere, and it's going to take forever to find everything because it could be anywhere
This is peak goy slop, anon. Stop being a brain dead consoomer.
what, you dont like the purple rock?