If Pokemon was real this thing would need to be hunt and killed to total extinction. It's 1.5m tall with razor sharp arms that he can canonically move faster than the human eye can see. The mere concept of young kids roaming around forests alone while these murder machines walk about is just ridiculous, akin to children travelling alone through a forest full of velociraptors.
If Pokemon was real this thing would need to be hunt and killed to total extinction. It's 1...
what do praying mantises even eat?
SYYYTHERRRR
evolution makes him worse
Scizor is so damn ugly
I'd fuck this thing.
You shut your whore mouth, Scizor is amazing.
imagine the sheer amount of naturally occuring VORE
Just throw a rock at it and watch as it keels over.
Humans in the Pokémon world are stronger and more resilient than in real life. See Ash.
Look at those stupid claw hands. I want to slice shit, not pinch them.
scizor is a downgrade for sure, but it's nothing compared to the other fucker, tha axe arm one whatever it's name was
Snorlax, swalot, lickitung, guzzlord
Trading out elegant sword arms for BIG MEATY CLAWS
Proof of Scythers ever attacking humans?
What did you say, punk?
legends arceus
Female grows a mustache
You shut your whore ass mouth.
Scyther is your favorite Pokemon. Whats yours?
Humans are built different in the pokemon world. They can take it.
Scyther is typically in some nature preserve or far out of the way of the mainland in most of the games it's in. I think its most accessible appearance would be in Sinnoh.
Bruh, that’s essentially the whole point of Ultra Beasts. It’s taking what you just said about the potential dangers of these sorts of creatures to its logical conclusion but in an alternate universe.
uhhh... Scyther?
Scyther. You just said so.
Safari Zone isn't exactly 'far out of the way'.
Wtf Scizor is like my favorite pokemon. I can understand if he's not your fav but there are actually people who DISLIKE him???
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
I dislike the color red and prefer blades to clamps.
My aunt does this
You have kids trying to catch one for a contest though
makes him disabled with his own chair and turns his hands into rocket shaped nubs
I dislike that he's Scyther's evolution.
That was the "nature preserve" I was commenting on.
evolution becomes a downgrade in design
Always sad when it happens.
Teal as a shiny sprite would have been cooler than green.
I don't hate it, I love bug types and it's consistently too strong to ignore for bug teams, but I don't like how it loses pretty much everything cool about Scyther, and it's weird change from raptor to humanoid feels too digimon.
traps it in a little ball
oooohhhh scary
Scythers also hate red colour, which is ironic considering their evolution is red coloured.
Fuck you, Scizor is amazing.
Kleavor, which is Sw/Sh version of Scizor. It's actually aggressive and attacks everyone but their own on sight.
It's 1.5m tall with razor sharp arms that he can canonically move faster than the human eye can see
Then how would you hunt and kill it to extinction? Would you "hunt" Tyranitar to extinction as well, despite it being impervious to all damage and capable of causing earthquakes and destroying mountains casually?
There are a lot of dangerous pokemon, let the retarded kids die, that is evolution baby
Level geodude to 100, go ham
My comment was about it not being far out of the way; not what the place was called.
Heh, good luck chud. My t-tar is impervious to all da-ACK
They were. They only inhabited the safari zone.
And in the anime the safari zone wardens all have guns.
Also a Rocket Casino prize.
How does Low Kick work? I like the idea that he's just kicking them in the shins and the damage is from when they keel over.
I understand that's how it works, which is why the heavier they are, the harder they fall and the more damage they receive.
It's either that or a judo style trip.
Literally anything living they can catch, usually starting from the face.
pokedexmemes are not fact
After 2,000 hours in Photoshop I present to you: Skitzor.
Pokemon is a post apocalyptic death world where only a few pockets of civilization exist.
Rangers keep the worst away from population centers and the official routes, but it falls to the general trainer to keep these areas occupied so there is less migration of stronger/more agressive Pokemon into these areas.
Children are unironically needed to meme the local pokemon populations into coexistence and power of friendship crap.
Wow, agreed.
crossgen evolution over 20 years later
it's actually kino
how did they do it
if it eats humans, yeah. this thing is basically killbot
If its a killbot then it must have a preset kill limit, so we should send wave after wave of fathers into thir ranks until they reach said limit and shut down.
Write a meme dex entry about Primeape becoming so angry that they die
Actually create a whole ass new evolution around the concept
One of the few soulful things in SV.
you just described the rpg maker series pokemon the evil inside bruh.
Dandadan ahh lookin mf
Scizor when he sword dance.
cool dinosaur like head with Sharp Edges vs round boring head
cool simple scythes vs crabby claws
It’s Not Even a contest
Skitzor used Repost!
Dragonite hurt itself!
Skitzor used Shiv the Cunt in the Kidneys!
Dragonite fainted!
Hate how non-sensical the gender mechanic in Pokemon is.
You're telling me a Machamp can be female? Really?
I've always wondered if Pokemon eats other Pokemon.
Also I used to think Scyther as cool ass design back then but now I'm thinking how the heck does it groom itself with big ass razor blades as his arms. Like those scythes would probably be great for cutting weeds and tall grass. If it's a herbivor it'll probably live in grass plains.
Adn then its next evolution is probably more suitable for other stuff than just cutting shit up.
Yeah, why not?
Mmmmmhhmm the number of things you could do with extra pair of muscular arms.
The mere concept of young kids roaming around forests alone while these murder machines walk about is just ridiculous, akin to children travelling alone through a forest full of velociraptors.
Good thing that if they existed IRL we could probably tame them and probably they'd end up being enslaved into pets, weapons and stuff like that.
The only pokemons that would actually be dangerous IRL would be dragon/psychic types and ones with retarded Pokedex feats + mythics/legendaries that would basically ravage the entire planet on a mood swing.
It's clearly a man, it has pecs not breasts.
How will it feed its offspring?
Pokemons come from eggs, they get their nutrients from the egg.
That's how eggs work for animals, then when they hatch they eat food on their own.
Why does Miltank exist then?
Spitting berries in their babies mouths like birds, all of them, even the predatory looking mons.
Milk eggs.
They have milk to heal other Pokemons because they're nice by nature like how Chanseys and that other thing from BW like to heal/help others.
I would kill certain Pokemon just because I hate them.
Grumpig, Gyarados, Scyther, Florges, and the majority of the Eevees would be on the top of my list.
charms your pokemon before rolling over them
shoot Gyarados
it hyperbeams you and an entire forest away
You might want to bump that one down the fucking kill list and put those Eevees forms up a notch.
I forgot Electrivire. That ugly faggot needs death.
I have to kill Gyarados. I have to.
I would have an army of based and murderpilled Xurkitree to help me carry out the task before that ugly oversized shrimp can do its gay little dragon dance.
showdown trannies
at least theyre playing a game you polretard
Gardevoir and Lopunny can be male and they're better when they are
competitive pokemon
is the bar THAT low? Your diatribe a post up is fucking troon rant central, just faggy nonsense. The type of "lillith" looking fag, that would cut themselves if their choice band, berry strat or some equally gaytarded idea didn't work.
based malegarde appreciator
Im not reading your bullshit nigga.
Stop being a faggot and get off my Anon Babble bitch.
Cry about it on the cord Luna.