I like this format. not only do I have a completely bullshit degenerate deck which must be anti fun to play, but the fact everything is a single card and rarity can kind of be enforced by the fact that you can't just make your own deck and put in 4 copies of all the best cards makes it feel like the anime yugioh
also this deck is fucking degenerate and cannot be fun to play against
I like this format. not only do I have a completely bullshit degenerate deck which must be anti fun to play...
i have no idea what i'm looking at
i do, but i dont understand wtf he's saying.
he seems to be making contradictory points.
are you ESL for real?
wtf are you trying to say you fucking retard?
MTG arena has a format called "jump in" where it offers you 2 half decks you put together and then try to play with. because of that it is really unbalanced. I had a green red deck which was ass that I couldn't win with and then got this deck instead. you can use in game free 2 play money or paid money to get a new deck
this deck is fucked up and degenerate because it makes it so the opponent can't play magic. ruthless negotiations, bandit's talent, nezumi informant, unscrupulous agent, cruelclaw's heist, soul search, psychic whorl, and thought-stalker warlock all force the opponent to discard cards from his or her hand. slice from the shadows, fell, long goodbye, makeshift binding, and consumed by greed all remove enemy creatures.
thornplate intimidator forces damage, a discard or the opponent to sac a creature
bandit's talent burns for 2 damage if the opponent doesn't have a big enough hand and lets you draw 2 cards per turn if you get them down to 1 or 0 cards in hand and teysa lets you draw and extra card and make a 1/1 angel every turn
i like this format
admits it is anti fun to play or play against
has a completely degenerate deck that is somehow "enforcing" undegenerate play because you cant just make your own deck with 4 copies of the best cards
yet you totally can, and you are essentially doing the same thing by your own admission
ah, i see. didn't even know what fucking card game this was.
it isn't my fault that you are a gay retard who doesn't know how to read because you were born in a gay retard country like yurop or canada that has shitty schools and because you suck dick
MTG arena gives you a semi random deck the semi random deck I got is unfun to play against and is degenerate as hell. 99% of other players do not have a degenerate unfun deck. So I have the asshole deck and they don't, therefore it is fun
no retard, you werent fucking clear that this was some jump in format shit.
you need to state that shit or no one will know wtf youre talking about you fucking idiot.
it isn't my fault that you don't know how to read because you spent too much time sucking dicks and not learning how to read you gay retard
retard, you literally didnt write it in your post.
without context all we have is this:
dumbass.
retard you can't write
how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today, you gay shit eating retard?
you can't read and you are a tranny
it's even worse than that, he doesnt know how to think.
he thinks people can just pick up specific details of his personal experience without providing any context or reason to suspect it. it's probably a form of autism.
nope, you are just a zoomer who spent too much time looking at gay tranny porn and not enough time learning how to read or not be a faggot
how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?
how could my inability to read be the problem when you literally wrote a contradictory post that excluded the crucial words that would be necessary to read/understand it?
also you keep saying the same shit over and over that doesnt make any sense. you have retard brain.
what does breakfast have to do with this?
are you saying that as an excuse? again, i regularly dont have breakfast, and i write and think fine. your assumption is again retarded.
"how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast" when you're posting like you assume everyone else is thinking about the same shit you are. You are literally displaying the behaviour that the buzzword you're using is calling out.
Unironically can't wait for Tarkir, lads. I'm gonna draft the shit out of this one cause I'm gonna be avoiding UBshit like the plague. Sorry, Final Fantasy, but you'll be paying for Spider-Man's and Avatar's crimes. I must send a message.
yeah, you are a retard. if you weren't gay you would have been able to comprehend that the format isn't constructed and I am the only one or one of the rare few with the anti fun degenerate deck.
if you weren't a fucking retard you would be able to ID the format via the deck name, size and the fact the cards are all 1 off. all of the jump in decks have the same naming structure because they are all built off of 2 half decks
you just happen to be a retard and a homosexual
the game is going to die when spiderman comes out.
UB shit is in standard now. it's going to be a shitshow.
you don't like black lord of the rings where all the explicitly white characters are black except for worm tongue? god I fucking hate hasbro
yeah, you are a retard. if you weren't gay you would have been able to comprehend that the format isn't constructed and I am the only one or one of the rare few with the anti fun degenerate deck.
youre definitely a retard my man.
you think people can read your mind.
you did not provide enough context or details, just contradictory information.
you literally can't fucking read. both times I mentioned anti fun degenerate decks I specifically said I had the anti fun degenerate deck or this (the pictured deck) was a degenerate deck
maybe if you stop sucking dicks you will gain some reading comprehension skills
no that was only clear here
that's why i deleted my post. i didnt do a deep read because so far all you'd said was absolute retard-level shit.
your first post was purely retarded, indisputably.
nope, you just aren't a strong reader, because you are gay
no you literally write like a retard.
youre doing it now.
nah. the issue is here is that you suck dick. sucking dick makes you a gay retard. gay retards can't read. go google "sold a story" its all about how (((they))) taught you the wrong way to read so you would become a faggot
youre doing it again, retard.
nope. again, it is not my fault you are too gay to read
you cant write or think, youre a retard.
you need to accept this.
you are clearly gay. you clearly eat human shit. and you clearly come from some country where homosexuality is celebrated and english is not taught in school
retard. youre only proving my point.
your thread is trash, do everyone a favor and delete it.
we can do this all night.
mfw a gay retard is seething and trying to shit up my thread because he is embarrassed he isn't a strong reader, near me
Playing arena
youre literally incapable of thought if you think my reading is the problem with your shitty OP, retard.
Anon Babble is doing the old "old good new bad" spiel but it does look fun
I wanna draft some dragons
you clearly can't read and you clearly have sucked enough cocks you really should get tested for aids
if you legitimately think there is something worthwhile or intelligible about your OP you really should kill yourself you retard. you cant read OR write.
delete the thread.
that is weird, all the other cards that are like that in jump in get like exiled or something after you play them so you always have access to the second action without having to put it back into your deck
tell me, does your dad beat you because you can't read or does he beat you because you duck a bunch of dicks?
you literally need to look in a mirror.
youre a legitimate retard.
probably ugly too.
your personality sure is.
turn your monitor on, homo
Avatar is just Tarkir.
Yeah, those cards have "Adventures". These cards have "Omens". They look too similar and they should have made a more distinct frame that could easily highlight that these aren't adventures rather than relying on you reading the card type on the bottom left.
The cards are too underpowered at the very least.
That was a request by the estate, btw.
nah how about you kill yourself you ugly retard.
your thread is trash, even in it's conception, even if you had written the OP correctly.
oh, that is dumb. you are right, they should have designed them differently
the fucking state of bongs
I know his son hates one of the actors from lotr and everyone thinks its bloom
mfw this gay illiterate tranny is seething and shitting ximself while everyone else talks about mtg arena around xim while ignoring xis melty
it's because theyre desperate.
no one wants your thread, retard.
They completely fucked over the clans from an visual design standpoint. Specially Abzan.
Why is everything purple now?
you seem to be contradicting yourself, tranny. if they didn't want this thread, why would they be desperate for it? It looks like you are retarded, gay and you don't know how to read or write
faggot pride color
theyre desperate for a thread, not yours.
yours is literally the worst version imaginable.
it's embarrassing.
nope. go have a melty somewhere else and then 41% yourself, you illiterate faggot
nah how about you just kill yourself retard.
went to a prerelease last night, the person across from me and to both sides of me all pulled Elspeth
...ok
its ok though because no one knows how sealed works so i went 3-0 anyway, had to play vs elspeth twice and betor once.
from someone whos played magic on/off since 2004 this set does seem really good for draft/sealed, its not too fast, has a good mix of creatures, lots of removal and combat tricks and good bomb cards, lots of mana fix as well so you can actually play multi color or splash very easily
went 3-0 with jeskai "agro" friday and 3-0 with abzan "stuff" earlier today
combat tricks are very strong this set, especially the 1W give something indestructible instant
how often does your dad say that to you? once a week?
sealed/limited seems more fun than constructed. how hard is it for a new player?
your dad is retarded just like you.
turn your monitor on, you are getting confused by your own reflection again
you know
was referring to you retard
from someone whos played magic on/off since 2004 this set does seem really good for draft/sealed, its not too fast, has a good mix of creatures, lots of removal and combat tricks and good bomb cards, lots of mana fix as well so you can actually play multi color or splash very easily
went 3-0 with jeskai "agro" friday and 3-0 with abzan "stuff" earlier today
combat tricks are very strong this set, especially the 1W give something indestructible instant
This sounds based as fuck. Now I'm even more hyped to play it.
nah, she was referring to you, tranni boi
youre proving it again.
i'll spell it out for you: youre retarded.
again, I'm not the one who taught you to read. it isn't my fault you are a weak reader and a homosexual. stop having a melty
you cant write or read if you think there was something worthwhile about your OP.
i'll say it again.
i can do this all night, i just dont like people like you.
yeah, we get it. you don't like straight people who know how to read. go have a melty somewhere else, faggot
your thread is shit retard.
you dont even know how to think
are you going to keep having a melty all night because you got exposed as a homosexual?
youre exposing yourself as a retard.
i dont have to do shit.
you really need to turn your monitor on dude, you are having such a hard time with your own reflection tonight
ends the game with no survivors in your path
That was a request by the estate, btw.
why?
I haven't played in years. what is UBshit and why is it bad?
For me, it's Salt Road Packbeast
Universes Beyond is the shit where they do the Funko Popification of MTG and have other properties represented in their cards. Started with Walking Dead half a decade ago.
But the thing is that these cards only used to be a thing in eternal formats, and they were for all intents and purposes just commander slop. So I didn't give a shit.
Now, however, this turned out to be another true slippery slope, and the success of them led Wizards to just decide to make them Standard legal, which means that within this very year, we will have standard formats where people play Spider Man cards against Final Fantasy cards. It's fucking gay and I hate it and I won't spend a dime on any of these UBshit sets.
Pic related, these will all be Standard legal soon.
Cards being mechanically interesting is the most important thing. I'd rather have an Emoji set with unique play designs than another Foundations.
cringe
I don't really get how this is powerful.
Imagine having opinions this bad
I bet you liked fucking karlov manor
its not, cards are printed now for commander not for standard/modern/vintage etc
if they happen to be good in those formats, cool but the purpose of new releases is commander cards
that wildly depends, if its a prerelease night its mostly people that dont play seriously vs a limited GP event(or whatever theyre called now) where everyone knows the archetypes and how/what to draft/build
id say if you know just basic card theory for games and how card advantage works you are 80% than most players
in limited card advantage is the most important thing generally disregarding someone slamming a bomb mythic, its not standard where everyone has a plan/curve, if you can just have more cards than people youll win