The boss has a third phase

the boss has a third phase

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it makes his skin black and turns him into a rapist

Rape-Ape is that you?

No, its actually CunnyRapist1488

Boss has a 109th form

Boss has 3 phases

everyone says that the 2nd and 3rd is the hardest

I struggled the most against the 1st, beat the 2nd and 3rd on the first try

mfw

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kill boss

two more of him show up to fight at once

that sunflower from elden ring

boss has a 747,013th phase

Boss has a third phase

Music from the title screen plays

4th phase

Music is now a remix or piano version of the title screen

5th phase

it's a dubstep remix with a sick ass drop

boss is going through a phase

Yor owes me marriage.

Boss's final form has the best song in the game by far

You immediately enter the zone and can see through the fucking matrix

youtube.com/watch?v=Hqkbh4TLumA

the boss is fucking invincible

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poo boss

You don't seem to know which creek urine

Bad breaking sex with Yor!

Getting a main theme drop during the final boss will always be god tier

boss has a third form

immediately tries to buttslam you

Final boss has 8 phases

the boss is not fucking around

boss has only 1 phase but is still so long that it will inevitably go through its entire pattern at least four times

6th phase

i uninstall and request a refund for this tranime garbage

kill the boss

music stops

nothing happens

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The boss is already dead by the time you reach it

There is no final battle

Boss's first phase doesn't take you seriously and styles on you

Boss's second phase is ball busting hard as it gets pissed and goes all out

Boss's third phase is weak, desperate, helpless as you finish it off

final boss is a disco ball

edm starts playing

Final boss genderswaps another boss

Fucking swallows you whole after beating you

Masturbates the entire time when you fight inside of her

boss fight starts

boss takes zero damage and doesn't fight back at all

combat ends after about 5 seconds of not attacking

multiple boss phases is cringed af.just make one great phase fight instead hacks

poopxfamily

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINGGGG SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

It's because the first phase was that piss easy.

game has no bosses

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Grim when the toddler has more character than the wife

That's true in real life. Toddlers have very strong personalities. You have to teach them to tone it down.

boss has only a single phase

hp can't drop to 0 because you need to use a specific item to end it

you skipped all the dialogue and you don't know what item it is

Yor wig and earrings were the best 10$ investment I made in my life, i force it in my gf before every single sex. Probably should buy her red lenses too.

GOOD JOB SAAR
PLS BRING HER TO VILLAGE GANGRAPE TONIGHT

if your """gf""" isn't calling you Loyd while doing it you're doing it wrong

final boss has a 3rd form

is the easiest one

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Her right to speak during sex was revoked after her first attempt of “dirty talk”

boss summons regular enemies

they're more difficult than the boss itself

Get automatic game-over at the final boss

Black screen

Rival jumps in out of nowhere

"Only I get to defeat [character]!"

Beat up the final boss together

Rival challenges to a 1v1 duel afterwards

Can refuse

Accept

Rival goes to 0 hp

Heals back to full and shouts how this shouldn't end yet

Go to 0 hp yourself

Heal back to full aswell

Until you're both at 0 hp and slugging it out

Both get increasingly exhausted until you're both fighting with just your fists

Lay on the ground together and have a final talk

Can choose who gets to get back up

isnt that just the MGS4 old man fight atop the submarine?

BOTH OF YOU GET BACK UP

Tell the boss that of course people will think he's bad if he's concealing himself and hanging around a bunch of corpses

He apologizes & leaves