It’s time we finally settle this question after three decades. Who is the objective master race of Tamriel? Must be playable.
It’s time we finally settle this question after three decades. Who is the objective master race of Tamriel...
Argonian!
/thread
According to Kirkbride, dunmer.
Breton. The perfect race, artificially created.
I hate scalies but in the realm of Nirn, this is the objective truth
The Hist*
Lukiul are cattle and are no longer part of the Hist’s chosen people
nord. i mean the eternal champion, the agent, the nerevarine, the champion of cyrodiil and the last dragonborn were all nords so clearly theyre just better than the rest
Imperials are objectively the main character race.
Kirkbride
Who gives a shit.
I'd rather invoke proof of authority over making random shit up like
The master race of the plow abd the hoe maybe.
I love hist
/thread
Its clearly Nords.
Imperials
They literally rule Tamriel
Altmer
The race that btfo-d everyone at least once: imperials.
Objectively? Probably Breton or Dunmer
But I'll always be a lizardfag
It's already settled. Wood Elf is best because they are the best stealth archer assassins. Thalmor are the worst.
Worship Daedra
Get cursed by Daedra
Worship Tribunal
Get wrecked by meteor held up by Tribunal
Feel superior to Argonians
Get invaded by Argonians
Build culture around volcano
Get Pompei'd by volcano
Want the Empire gone
Daedra invade as soon as Empire leaves
Dunmer are the most shit on, bottom tier race and Todd doesn't want you to forget it.
Imperials=meds
Bretons=celts
Nords=nordics
Black elves=jews
High elves=elites
Bosmer=asian
Orc=mongol
Khajit=gypsies
Argonian=???
Redguard=niggers
Scalies btfo
*Dungmer. But yes.
Must be playable.
Fuck that. Maormer are the master race. They established god king Orgnum and unlike the Imperials or Dunmer he's still alive, still ruling and personally leads his invasion fleets. It took the combined Imperial/Altmer navies and some psijic bullshit to stop his invasion because Maormer are simply better.
Orsimer
Altmer obviously. The antithesis of which are Nords, the subhumans of TES
Altmer is pretty much the best, but I would accept Breton
GOD TIER
Altmer
Breton
HIGH TIER
Dunmer
DECENT TIER
Nord
Orsimer
Redguard
SHIT TIER
Bosmer
Imperial
YIFF IN HELL TIER
Argonian
Khajiit
Whitestrake losing his collective shit over the Ayyleids with their meat gardens and living xylophones
half of their people ended up capitulating after their big bird champion gets mogged
he never met the maomer in his short lifetime to know true elf arrogance
Maybe it was for the best. There wouldn't be a body of water left if he found out that they live out on the open waves like a bunch of salty semen. He'd make the parting of the Red Sea look like a joke.
Argonians are niggers
Despite their skin color Redguards are middle easterners, Moors specifically
Also High elves are Japanese or Chinese
The adults are speaking, skyrimkiddo. Sit down and listen.
Objective it's probably imperials, looking how they ruled the entire continent or most of it, multiple times.
ESO lore is so embarrassing kek
Kirkbride wrote half of these btw.
You're apparently too stupid to know what that anon is doing.
shhh incel, TES was only worth a shit when he was still around
/thread
Lorefags, at what point in the Dawn era does time get reset to upon each new kalpa?
Imo the only ones that really have an argument are
Dunmer
Altmer
Breton
Imperial
Personally I’d probably go with Imperial, they just kind of fit the mold of the Everyman main character race.
Any "lorefag" who claims to be explaining Kalpas to you will be sourcing his "lore" from fanfics and fan theories. Be warned.
Altmer player
You're snooty but in a based sort of way
Argonian player
You think weird shit is cool and might be a scalie
Bosmer player
Meme shitlord or a girl
Breton player
Boring player who pretends being the magic human is interesting
Dunmer player
Snooty but in an insufferable kind of way
Imperial player
You're boring but in a likeable room temp IQ sort of way
Nord player
You're boring but in a sub room temp IQ sort of way
Orc player
Somehow you are smarter then anyone who plays Nords
Khajit player
Furry or furry in denial
Redguard player
You're black
I feel recognised
Sload.
Okay but which race makes for the best gf?
What emotion is this expression trying to convey here?
they're an altmer cocksleave
Tober septim was wither a Breton or Nord just like every other king of dragon blood. The only reason imperials aren't at the bottom is because meme races like redhuatd and Pajeets exist.
This isn't porn
Disappointment
No one likes either of you. Not a fucking soul.
I always thought redguards where pretty reliable as a race choice mechanically, extra weapon/armor ranks is always nice.
Meme tier list
Ur a faget
The Maormer have been a thing since the Redguard game from the late 90s and the War of the Isle has been part of the lore since Morrowind
What's up with weird the surge of lorelets confidently thinking that the Maormer are from ESO lately