It’s time we finally settle this question after three decades. Who is the objective master race of Tamriel...

It’s time we finally settle this question after three decades. Who is the objective master race of Tamriel? Must be playable.

Argonian!

/thread

According to Kirkbride, dunmer.

Breton. The perfect race, artificially created.

I hate scalies but in the realm of Nirn, this is the objective truth

The Hist*
Lukiul are cattle and are no longer part of the Hist’s chosen people

nord. i mean the eternal champion, the agent, the nerevarine, the champion of cyrodiil and the last dragonborn were all nords so clearly theyre just better than the rest

Imperials are objectively the main character race.

Kirkbride

Who gives a shit.

I'd rather invoke proof of authority over making random shit up like

The master race of the plow abd the hoe maybe.

I love hist

/thread

Its clearly Nords.

Imperials
They literally rule Tamriel

Altmer

The race that btfo-d everyone at least once: imperials.

Objectively? Probably Breton or Dunmer
But I'll always be a lizardfag

It's already settled. Wood Elf is best because they are the best stealth archer assassins. Thalmor are the worst.

Worship Daedra

Get cursed by Daedra

Worship Tribunal

Get wrecked by meteor held up by Tribunal

Feel superior to Argonians

Get invaded by Argonians

Build culture around volcano

Get Pompei'd by volcano

Want the Empire gone

Daedra invade as soon as Empire leaves

Dunmer are the most shit on, bottom tier race and Todd doesn't want you to forget it.

Imperials=meds
Bretons=celts
Nords=nordics
Black elves=jews
High elves=elites
Bosmer=asian
Orc=mongol
Khajit=gypsies
Argonian=???
Redguard=niggers

Scalies btfo

*Dungmer. But yes.

Must be playable.

Fuck that. Maormer are the master race. They established god king Orgnum and unlike the Imperials or Dunmer he's still alive, still ruling and personally leads his invasion fleets. It took the combined Imperial/Altmer navies and some psijic bullshit to stop his invasion because Maormer are simply better.

Orsimer

Altmer obviously. The antithesis of which are Nords, the subhumans of TES

youtu.be/8t5aQ2mTx-4

Altmer is pretty much the best, but I would accept Breton

GOD TIER
Altmer
Breton

HIGH TIER
Dunmer

DECENT TIER
Nord
Orsimer
Redguard

SHIT TIER
Bosmer
Imperial

YIFF IN HELL TIER
Argonian
Khajiit

Whitestrake losing his collective shit over the Ayyleids with their meat gardens and living xylophones

half of their people ended up capitulating after their big bird champion gets mogged

he never met the maomer in his short lifetime to know true elf arrogance

Maybe it was for the best. There wouldn't be a body of water left if he found out that they live out on the open waves like a bunch of salty semen. He'd make the parting of the Red Sea look like a joke.

Argonians are niggers
Despite their skin color Redguards are middle easterners, Moors specifically
Also High elves are Japanese or Chinese

The adults are speaking, skyrimkiddo. Sit down and listen.

Objective it's probably imperials, looking how they ruled the entire continent or most of it, multiple times.

ESO lore is so embarrassing kek

Kirkbride wrote half of these btw.

You're apparently too stupid to know what that anon is doing.

shhh incel, TES was only worth a shit when he was still around

/thread

Lorefags, at what point in the Dawn era does time get reset to upon each new kalpa?

Imo the only ones that really have an argument are
Dunmer
Altmer
Breton
Imperial
Personally I’d probably go with Imperial, they just kind of fit the mold of the Everyman main character race.

Any "lorefag" who claims to be explaining Kalpas to you will be sourcing his "lore" from fanfics and fan theories. Be warned.

Altmer player

You're snooty but in a based sort of way

Argonian player

You think weird shit is cool and might be a scalie

Bosmer player

Meme shitlord or a girl

Breton player

Boring player who pretends being the magic human is interesting

Dunmer player

Snooty but in an insufferable kind of way

Imperial player

You're boring but in a likeable room temp IQ sort of way

Nord player

You're boring but in a sub room temp IQ sort of way

Orc player

Somehow you are smarter then anyone who plays Nords

Khajit player

Furry or furry in denial

Redguard player

You're black

I feel recognised

Sload.

Okay but which race makes for the best gf?

What emotion is this expression trying to convey here?

they're an altmer cocksleave

Tober septim was wither a Breton or Nord just like every other king of dragon blood. The only reason imperials aren't at the bottom is because meme races like redhuatd and Pajeets exist.

This isn't porn

Disappointment

No one likes either of you. Not a fucking soul.