Games that will make me not want to an hero myself

played all the pikmins

played all the rhythm heavens

played all the wariowares

any more quirky, fun, cute japanese games that can distract me from the fact that I desperately need to put a bullet in my head

gitgud at crazy taxi.

For me it was the DS remakes of Dragon Quest 4-6. I for one enjoyed the incomprehensible text accents

Play Kirby Air Ride until Kirby Air Riders comes out

driving around to random spots just doesnt really do it for me.

dragon quest is just too boring for me, I need actually interesting story and characters if Im gonna get invested in a jarpig and not just "go beat le evil big bad guy and help out these random villages along the way"

thanks for the suggestions though

I tried it and there is like no single player content in this game and I dont have friends.

katamari

this, also outer wilds

Play DDR in the arcade and get some exercise you weakling.

Play Katamari

games that will actually fit your taste:

katamari damacy

incredible crisis

captain rainbow (a fan translation patch exists)

elite beat agents

katamari is an excellent suggestion, its been a while. thanks frens. captain rainbow looks interesting, never heard of it before.

store.steampowered.com/app/2000280/
It's short and dumb but I really liked it

Have you played the Pikmin ROM hacks?

I havent, any in particular you reccomend? Im new to the series but I love it like few other games, mad that I skipped over it for so many years.

Funny you brought this up, I'm on a similar bend too. (Re)playing through the Rhythm Heavens after 100%ing We Love Katamari.

Anyway here's The Wonderful 101, it's fucking hard though.

The spots are predictable, you should embrace games that challenge you, you're clearly understimulated.

Get the checkboxes. There’s a lot to enjoy doing that even solo.

This
youtu.be/lf64_rJk8dY?si=6K7B6htIoIdDOh9x

OP here, I fucking loved w101 so much. the combat was tricky at first but once you get used to it some of the most satisfying combat ever. its almost like pikmin and bayonetta combined. wish I could play that one for the first time again.

youtube.com/watch?v=N0KzYztRZiw

Chulip, Earthbound

Pikmin Squared is an excuse to replay Pikmin 1 again with an extra Louie campaign that's really fun. Bikmin is a meme hellscape with a lot of quality and effort it doesn't deserve. And Pikmin 2 Regrown is a version of P2 that's a little shuffled around and more with stuff like the cut Pikmin 1 boss. I'm playing now and I like it as much as I like 2. So I think it's pretty good but I also hate it because caves.
Also why not check One Piece Mansion? It's not related to the pirate One Piece.

there is no amount of videogames that will change the fact your life is probably over with and nothings going to change for the better. best case scenario is just to end it as soon as possible.

t. anon in the same boat

pls help I need you to distract me from trying to off myself

actually that's not really my jam, nawmean?

kill yourself

nta but pikmin 251 is worth checking out too, its a whole new game and its quality. Id say its the best pikmin hack along with pikmin squared.

its not like Ive never played them before. Sorry I cant like everything. working on it though.

hell yeah Im glad theres quality hacks out there. I definitely need more pikmin in my life

good lord, dude.

13 sentinels

Try the Beginner's guide or What Remains of Edith Finch. Those two got me out of quite the funk. Then I'd recommend reading some Camus and Dostoyevsky. Maybe a little Charles Bukowski. Learn a little about the life of Diogenes while you're at it.

bomberman games?
especially bomberman fantasy race.
kirby games?
chocobo's dungeon 2 and fables/everybuddy.
yoshi's story
bubble bobble
mother games
sim city snes
hamtaro games

Goemon games.

sonic spinball
sonic adventure 1/2 for the chaos

olimar's green, lithuanian, racist companion

what did nintendo mean by this

If you are going to recommend the Sonic Adventures for the Chao, just go with 2 DX modded. I think SA1 is better than SA2, but not because of the Chao.
And if we're going to recommend Sonic games, OP should look into 3D Blast Director's Cut and the other games people usually say to play.

3d blast is very wonky but i get it fits the quirky theme he wants.
that's why i threw spinball out there.
the chao are self explanatory for the cute theme.
i also agree on sa2 having better chao stuff.

honestly, op, just try stuff til you find something that sticks with you

eternal eyes has cute monsters.
srpg like fire emblem but with monster taming.
it's relatively easy too.

I don't know man, Patapon's pretty good.

Kirby duh

quirky

fun

cute