Game has a hidden area that is bigger than the entire rest of the game

Game has a hidden area that is bigger than the entire rest of the game

hey there's my country

earth doesnt look like that btw

hidden

lmao

that's the earth you unlock after beating the game

the Pacific Ocean is fake and gay, there is really a gigantic land mass there.

devs really got lazy with this section of the world map

And it's just as empty and boring

imagine how many parking lots you could put there

Oceania "exist"

Name 3 oceania countries. You cant

Name the land mass. Show it to me.

Lol it's so empty and boring they even have a place called tumbleweed.

its on a need to know basis. you arent

New Gunea
New Zealand
Australia

sail out of bounds

there's nothing there

come back and tell everyone at the pub that you saw dragons and shit

Fiji

There are definitely hidden continents. With nations that we are banned from knowing about... probably because they have it better over there.

China sends us incredibly high quality goods that are intercepted over the ocean by the Pacific Continent and replaced by junk that is visually identical but breaks after 3 months
they've been doing it for DECADES

t. columbus

Damn so Wakanda is actually real?

New Germany

globe

Yeah okay globetard

give it up truman...you'll never get there

try going on a trip to the Antarctic, its literally bannaed and classed as a Military Zone.

what's going on in there? has anyone ever been there?

fish fucking, Ive been there

t.fish

Australia is not "oceania" (watery bits)

New Guinea

New Zealandia

Copy pasted countries, dont count

If that's supposed to be Point Nemo, yeah lots of people have been there

EARTH

is 80% water

who named this shit

yes there's tons of smaller islands there.

Horrors beyond human comprehension

Canada

by volume its actually mostly magma

firechads keep winning

She cute.

what the hell is a Zea and why did it get a whole land names after it?

i'm sure there are many private islands that are not scaled or located in world map. one might have to invade some glowie headquarter to steal actual world map.

amelia went there

Zeal fell after the first summoning of Lavos.

Zealand dood, wat nou?

who's lavos?

Maybe don't casually out yourself as non-American like that.

what happens here

Australia

So there is supposed to be Borealia somewhere.

this thread

I thought that was a mountain in Japan.

It's in the Netherlands

chat is this true?if someone reaches antarctica without using any phone or tracker and sailing on a private ship,will he get shot??

We don't know. No one has ever gotten past the Polar Lions

spend $20k on hiring a ship to take you there then post results.
the amount of government activity going on there is suspicious to say the least

sorry dude, if Hiva ever existed it's long gone now
though it is interesting that there's more evidence for its existence than there is for Mu

Reminder that only one game ever had the balls to show us what the world actually looks like.

Under the sea, since the Old Zealands conviced themselves that the world was going to end and the only way to escape burning alive was living under the sea, so they sinked the whole island and put a glass dome around it.

Why would anyone want to show themselves as an amerigolem?

New Zealand propaganda.

Over 100,000 football fields! That's as many Big Macs McDonalds sells on the 4th of July!

Meanwhile, under the sea

Wrong. Some countries just have a field that degrades stuff into breaking in a few months. Countries unaffected by this have any kind of products lasting for a year or more without a problem

only 1 timezone wide btw.

What are all those straight lines?

nasa's trainee who is bad in photoshop.

Non-gay lines

Why not? Americans are an actual embarrassment to the entire world.

Google search is censored to shit

but somehow their Earth map is perfectly legit

Didn't Skyrim or something have the entirety of Cyrodiil in it, but it was inaccessible and didn't actually contain anything? Or do I have my games wrong

why white ppl sail out to sea? theres nothing out their...

Islands are not countries.

I thought there actually weren't that many fish out there because of how currents work.

without boats you'd still be sat in your straw hut

There's many.

I think they mean near the surface.

This planet sucks dick

point nemo is in this image, but the image is not focused on it specficially. the image is just showing the least amount of landmass possible on google earth

Yeah that too.

I would have genuinely been happier to be born in any other [white]spoiler[/spoiler] country than america
The only place where we are even close to civilized is the northeast and wherever they filmed twin peaks, everywhere else is abysmally shit for various reasons

Please pet your fish.

Fiji
Tonga
Nauru
Palau
Solomon Island
Papua New Guinea
Bougainville
Federated States of Micronesia
Marshall Islands
Vanuatu
Australia
New Zealand
Samoa
Kiribati (pronounced Kee-ree-bahs)

[white]spoiler[/spoiler]

I hope that was a mistake because that's hilarious

open world game

mostly randomly generated

over 75% of it has absolutely nothing to do

Throw a frozen pizza into the water

20+ fleshlights show up

Bougainville

This one sound fake. whats going on there?

You can take tours to Antarctica. I would know because I've been. Went there in January of '07.

Chile is comfy and argentina will recover from going full retard someday
Antartica has penguins, that's nice
Rest is a writeoff

Apparently they have a population of 300k, and they wear funny hats

I always manage to fuck it up somehow
Main reason i suck at java

street view over an ocean

transported to the backrooms

spoopy

Just Ctrl+S, silly

If you press ctrl + s in the text box it will automatically insert a proper spoiler format

Duck shows up to steal the pizza

A lot of the Pacific is a deadzone. Areas new river deltas produce a ton of fish because nutrients wash into the water which promotes plant/algae/zooplankton growth which promotes the growth of other marine life.

somebody post the one where a bunch of fish and turtles try to eat a piece of bread and it gets stolen by a swimming mouse

2000 + 25 anno domminous and we still don't have google submarine view

Grim; something went very wrong with this country's timeline, i think we were supposed to elect Perot or Gore

Garbage island isn't land. You can't walk on it.

I didn't know jeets lived in the middle of the ocean

Argentina is currently recovering. Chile is going the opposite direction and has been since the protests/revolution in 2020.

Terranigma did it better

What are ocean deadzones like?
Is it just a water column with barely anything swimming in it until you hit the bottom and see a bunch of weird fucks, or are even they missing?

Your mom.

I have it but it's buried deep in my shitheap folder somewhere

There's nothing under the water, Anon. None of those "ancient civilizations" are real, you're better off away from that awful empty place in your nice and comfy land.

It's an island that has one of the top 3 largest copper mines in the world. The people there had fought a civil war with PNG for decades and finally won independence. PNG is probably going to collapse because Bougainville was most of their income.

It's basically Melanesian Alberta.

how do they know about ground-dwelling baked goods?
I will never eat some random "alien goop" from space

Cthulu doesn't seem so bad guys.

People go to that river all the time and feed them, probably.

Micronesia, Tuvulu, Samoa. Easy. Micronesia has Pohnpei which is an ancient alien location. Tuvulu is where .tv comes from. Samoa is American.

It's too clean to be made by jeets alone

This is going to gross you out but the Indian garbage patch isn't as solid and defined and is more loose debris

living things live near and eat other living things. corals live on the bottom. small fish live in corals. big fish eat small fish. they all live fairly close to the bottom of whatever part of the ocean they live in. fish don't live near the surface of extremely deep parts of the ocean because there's nothing for them there. sharks live near shores for mostly the same reason.

Because there's not a lot of detritus falling down to the bottom, bottom feeders are mostly missing as well. It's very unlikely that a whale just up and dies on its voyage through those waters.

There's probably some microscopic life there, but they're pretty much impassable for most sea creatures because there's not enough food. Imagine trying to swim the length of Mexico before you even see any kelp again.

You also have access to basically unlimited food

PNG

I thought JPEGS came first thoughever

Indians don't even contribute the majority of garbage in the ocean. Scary.

ur mum

Whatever happened to the Bermuda Triangle? I remember it being a big thing for a bit and then one day I stopped hearing about it ever again.

Okay HP Lovecraft.

Not coral, but seagrass and kelp. Coral isn't common everywhere in the ocean. In fact, it's pretty rare.

Life in the water also tends to live within 100 feet of the surface. Kelp and seagrass grow well there, and they're eaten by small fish that are eaten by larger predatory fish that are eaten by apex predators. Photosynthesis can't occur beyond a couple of hundred feet underwater, and that's your primary producers gone.

Once satellite surveillance and common sense kicked in we realized old people were full of shit.

wow amazing how america isn't even a top contributor. how do plebbitors justify this? I thought we were the absolute worst in the world for pollution

things weren't disappearing there any more than anywhere else in the ocean, aside from the fact that it's closer to land, so there's more traffic there in general.

Whatever happened to the Bermuda Triangle?

GPS tracking, and better ships
Bermuda triangle is basically a place where storms form faster than the average sea, because of currents.
Imagine you start sailing and a +9 storm form over you.

They ignore it, like how they say women in america are "oppressed" but there is still literal female slavery in the middle east and asia.
Oh and black slavery in those places, but they only complain about america.
Something something probably the jew's fault something something all whites are evil I dunno look at this shark.

Paper straws were a bad meme based off of bad science. We were psyopped into ruining our drinks because a child cried about muh turtles. Even if we somehow wiped out everyone outside of India/China, nothing would measurably change for the ocean. In fact, it'd get measurably worse because the Chinese would kill off all ocean life from overfishing.

Paper straws are incredibly shit
I have been to restaurants with uncooked pasta straws, seemed like the obvious solution

That's kinda scary in an existential kind of way, that there's just NOTHING there.

Only the Chilean and sometimes the Argentinian navies patrol the area. The worst they can do is confiscate your boat and detain you to shake some cash out of you. Unless you are unlucky and happen upon an AUKUS ship that is doing stuff they shouldn't be seen doing, they have no type of objection to sinking you and your ship under the waves.

oh boy, I'm an expert because part of my thesis was dedicated to this topic.

there are several reasons for this:

the east produces nearly everything the west consumes

a LOT of garbage is shipped back to the east due to government regulations fining corporations that pollute a lot, so they "sell" the garbage for dirt cheap to the east (where it's then dumped straight into the rivers / ocean)

this will only get worse once China has fully re-colonized Africa (this is not a joke, a shitload of african land belong to chinese mining corporations)

Some of the ecological deadzones are gigantic, too. You can be stuck in the middle of one and the nearest life to you will be in the International Space Station as it passes overhead.

I remember reddit fags complaining when trump signed an EO to do away with paper straws. they still contain a form of plastic, no restaurants really abided by the rules and were not punished for not doing so, a lot of them came in plastic packaging anyway, and no other country in the world was using them anyway.

I'm just not sure why bleeding heart faggots are afraid to blame the countries who are the most responsible for destroying the world. The only conclusion I can come to is because those countries don't have white people. I've been told it's racist to criticize china or india, but I wasn't criticizing their people (at the time).

Yeah it's the same thing for the universe, learned that with Space Engine. Mind boggingly huge amount of absolutely nothing.

We sell them recyclable waste, actually. They have recycling plants, especially in the Philippines, but recycling is actually not very useful. We're not sending them stuff that goes in landfills.

Recycling isn't profitable in a lot of cases so they just dump the least profitable 90% they get.

Anon Babble isn’t ready for the snek

That is literally the reason, yes. White culture is always evil and anyone else is always good.
Have you heard of Shark Fin soup? The chinese just rip the top fin off sharks to put it in a soup because it tastes kinda funny. Not because it's tasty or anything, it literally just makes the soup have a kind of neat mouth feel.
The shark is then just tossed back into the ocean to bleed to death.

Turns out when your compass breaks and you think you're over Florida when you're very clearly not you crash

Anon Babble isn't ready for the TUBE.

doing away with plastics within the realm of possibility is a good thing though
not really for pollution, but health reasons

Sharkfins don't actually taste like much. Probably the mildest flavor you could find in the sea, including seaweed. They eat it for the texture. The cartilage in the fins give some "bite" to the soup.

Why don't they just use corn starch or some other thickening agent? Who fucking knows. But yes, the Chinese are intent on genociding the fish. Their massive fishing fleet is annihilating coastal waters and bullying local fishermen with water cannons.

I always understood they eat weird animal parts because they think it will give them boners or something, same way western retards eat shiny rocks to unleash their chakra.

Why do i always hear ameritatds bitching about staws?
Why the fuck does anyone that doesn't have parkinson's need a staw?
Have you become so fat that your arms can't reach the table?
PICK UP YOUR FUCKING BIG GULP, FATTY!

I know but if your plastic alternative still contains plastic, you're just changing the problem, not fixing it. It's like using stevia instead of aspartame. they both still give you brain cancer, but one of them doesn't have that reputation.

That's what I said, yeah. It just feels kinda neat.

step out of bounds

game summons a monster that instakills you

That's what tiger balls and rhino horns are for
Sharkfin is for the mouthfeel (which i get because i also have autism)

that's where they send the rockets that are supposed to go to space, I figure they retrieve the wreck and kill anyone that could have seen them.
start of rocket programs and first disappearances match.

Are flat earthers ACTUALLY real or it's all just a psyop?

Obviously, but straws full of ink are probably not very good for your health either

We should minimize plastic where we can, but making straws worthless isn't a great idea.

Switching back to glass bottles would be a huge start. Plastic bottles leech microplastics into the drink if it's any more acidic than water and also make the drink taste worse. That's why soda in plastic bottles has an expiration date - that's when the plastic concentration in the bottle reaches unpleasant levels.

I'm actually europoor, not American
Straws are good for cocktails

It's a psyop to make "conspiracy theorists" seem insane and retarded since they can then be lumped in with the flat earthers.

The tiny red ones are fine
I don't get the other ones

When it's got you, it's got you

We know

I think you underestimate how genuinely retarded people can be

Speed runners

I thought we were the absolute worst in the world for pollution

You do realize that pollution wouldn't exist if they werent making the stuff we buy right?

I love vampire squids so much

I'm a conspiratard who does not believe in the flat earth thing. In fact, most discussion I see about it is either people pretending to believe it for a joke or highly intelligent rick and morty redditors shitting on flat earthers as though it's something they encounter multiple times a week. I think the reality there is that they don't genuinely exist in any significant amount. I think 10,000:1 it's just people trolling or being enlightened by their own intelligence. I can believe that tribal africans or like the sentinelese might believe the earth is flat simply because they don't have access to education, but the earth might as well be flat to them anyway because the earth being round wouldn't affect them at all.

tl;dr it's just shitposters and trolls who claim to believe in it

gives en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNGOUT a whole new meaning, really. wonder if one of the developers was from bougainville

this, same with the holocaust and gamergate, yeah bro all of history is wrong and the illuminati is out to get gamers lol

We could make the stuff here where we have environmental safety standards. Maybe if we did something to make it so the Chinese who are using slave labor and brapping all over Asia because carbon capture is for chumps couldn't undercut us anymore... like placing... tariffs...

Hmmm...

I find it strange that there hasn't been one mention of subnautica yet.
How do you think the "sequel" is gunna turn out, bros? I think it'll be, at best, as good as below zero, so not very good.

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