I played 100 hours of [GOYSLOP GARBAGE GAME], here's what happened

I played 100 hours of [GOYSLOP GARBAGE GAME], here's what happened

I played [Game from 2012] in 2025. It broke me.

*click*

Yes...the devs really thought of THIS [Basic Feature]!

Whoever wrote [Basic line of dialogue] deserves a raise!

Sex with Yor

this but with OP instead

[GAME] Gameplay and Impressions....

Blogposting but this manlybadasshero guy that is on YouTube playing indiegames
I've clicked don't recommend channel at least 5 times but every couple of months he will show back up. This button is a "I don't want to see it for a little bit" button

Did you know, in [popular game] [surface level stuff] happens?

The worst one is

I PLAYED [SHIT GAME] SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO

and it's just some faggot making unfunnny "live" commentary with his faggot "friends" in a Discord call

people say that [second best option in a category] is useless... but did you know that it's actually good, just not as good as the objectively best thing??????

GUNSMITH REACTS TO [SHOOTER]

real Japanese rapist reacts to Sengoku Rance

posting the classic

how [shitty japanese game] changed me

The [STUDIO] situation is insane

The [GAME] situation is insane

playing the ILLEGAL [not illegal game]

CAN YOU BEAT [game] USING [perfectly serviceable but non-meta weapon]

[game] but every time I die twitch chat makes a new rule

It seems like every time I go on YT I click this like three times, I don't know why they push so much slop

[game] but the video ends if [thing happens]

video length: 30 seconds

I'll be honest, these ones give me a chuckle if they're done right.

Why Was [GAME] so Good?

The Dark Side of [GAME]'s Community

Soon.

has anyone uploaded parody versions of these videos where they perform extremely easy self imposed mundane tasks in a game? all I can really think of is that guy who got max level in the starting area of ff7

YouTuber has tr4nny flag in pfp or pronouns on username

*click*

YouTuber has authentic “man tries impersonating a woman” voice

*click*

YouTuber recommends/thanks another person that has tr4nny flag/pronouns

*click*

YouTuber uses the word “transphobia” instead of “normal human being”

YouTuber mentions someone else on an autistic subject like speedrunning and uses “she” or “they”

tr4nny-senses kick in and investigate just to be sure

find out they are a tr4nny

*double click*

YouTuber does Anon Babble topics

Don’t even need to confirm anything, already its are tr4nny or tr4ns supporter

*click*

YouTuber claims its a Democrat

*click*

YouTuber criticizes Trump but its criticism about borders/tariffs instead of his dick sucking of Israel and not deporting spics fast enough

*click*

you are autistic for making the same threads over and over with your NTRbait

NTRbait

That's her brother you're thinking of

take a step towards the french positions

*click*

When I go back to Japan, I should hire that escort again and have her dress as Yor

Stop watching Youtube grifters.

Tag with Anya.

They have reached a point where film maker reacts to [GAME] cutscenes are a thing.
I don't get it.

Opera singer reacts at [GAME]'s OST

an in-depth analysis of [game]'s tutorial level

Real ghost reacts to Fatal Frame

stickchan reacts to Anon Babble

is there anything actually worth watching on youtube anymore? i just rewatch old oneyplays videos at this point

For videogames? Not really.

"Children Wiener game for retards", childisch or a philosophic masterpiece?

5h

post more yor nigga

I really hate it when videos are called "the best x you've never heard of"
Makes me so mad
That and videos of people going "game that was criticised on release is actually...le good???"

I can't stand that last one
Why is he in bed

QRD?

i fucking hate nerd nasal white boy voice so bad, bros

i dont know why but yor is freaking sexy for looking generic

black hair with red eyes is just godlike combination, just ask tifa

same with blonde with purple eyes

youtuber has to take a hiatus due to """"""""burnout"""""""""""""""

I like Clemps but fuck off with this bullshit, it's literally the easiest job in the world

That doesn't work as well as you think it does. As soon as you go near anything tangentially close to it, even if you hover over a video accidentally, it's back in recommendations. It's best to just use blocktube.

Can you beat [GAME] with [THING]

obviously you can other wise the video wouldn't be here. oh, you cheated the item in, in the tutorial? fuck off

I rewrote portal to solve the physics problem

Fuck off, you didn't solve shit if you rewrote the game

the thing is, its their job. So they have to force themselves to do that.

Loid is such a fucking fag.

OK sure at the start, but once you have an audience you can do literally whatever you want
Youtubers bitching about mental health are so dishonest

I watched 100 hours of tranime, here is what happened

Yor X Sex

X great tips for Y

its a bunch of stuff that's taught in tutorial with maybe one actual tip

can you beat [Game] without [Basic fonction needed every 3 secondes] ?

Well of course no

But let me tell you a story

I meet [Game] in a sweet summer 15 years ago, I was only 12 and I liked pokemon, my dad

keep watching faggy videos

WTF YOOTOOB STOP RECOMMENDING ME FAGGY VIDEOS

the algorithm knows what you want.
Meanwhile all I ever get recommended are comfy history videos and video essays about film technique, or music videos.
The most normalfag shit I see pop up in my feed is a donut video (I watched a documentary on the can-am races and it gave me a bunch of cat videos for a while) or occasionally an honest trailers video. which can be funny once in a while even if it has turned into cinema sins with a funny voice.
It also does help to occasionally interact with a channel you do like or watch, helps keep the algorithm focused.
Also go watch a documentary about the can-am. Shit was crazy, I want to see someone make a video game out of THAT.

I dunno seems to be forking fine on my end. There is however a time limit it seems, about two years and they get unblocked automatically.

ymfah's series is one of the few to do it right. It's just an excuse to showcase exploits and glitches edited together into a narrative about overcoming ridiculous limitations.
That and this monstrosity:
youtube.com/watch?v=jNMWkD5VsZ8

Spy x Anon Babble

stay

At least with television and film you have your shooting schedule, and down time.
I don't want to defend youtubers at all, but I bet it does get pretty miserable knowing you're always on a content treadmill with a bunch of parasocial "fans" screaming at you 24/7.
And they're slaves to the algorithm which means if they take a break of any meaningful time the platform itself will stop pushing them and sliding it down.
Despite the old saying, doing "something you love" can easily make it become the new "job you hate."

click video

person has the wounded animal voice

thumbs down, don't recommend channel

quit talking like a sniveling coward

I did [retarded self imposed challenge that would obviously be unfun] and it broke me

Let's play [GAME] no commentary part 1

Examples?

So what does Anon Babble think about those type of videos ?

I'm fond of Yor

I like to watch

As expected from a frognigger.

I don't any of their names, because I don't bother watching their videos. I remember that video on Emil Pagliarulo being defamed was made by a guy with the wounded animal voice.

This one is legit if the community of a game is stupidly saying everything is shit except for a single option some Youtuber said was the best. I know many communities like this, sadly.

I entered the women's area on the train after playing 100 hours of rapelay, here's what happened

I PLAYED 100 DAYS IN [Minecraft Mod]

Despite playing multiple variants of this schtick they are still completely dogshit at the game and accomplish nothing.

Super popular for some reason

Let's play [GAME]

part 1859

09:40:23

3 views

Does x game still hold up in current year?

X game is always a masterpiece that zoomers have never played.

To be fair, most modern gamers just Google [best builds for X game] and actually are deathly afraid to go off-"""meta""", even if it would lead to them playing something they liked more. So there is some merit in showing that non meta things are still eminently viable.

some faggot filming his face in front of a twitter/reddit post while some annoying music plays in the background

literally thousand of such videos you can't block them fast enough

dislikes goyslop

avatarfags as tranime

POV [whatever]

it's 3rd person view

A certain Monster Hunter channel made me install this extension
Now I don't see videos of his and many others

Review analysis of [GAME]

It's 2 hours long

It's literally just a recap of the game's plot and level runthroughs

20 seconds of an actual opinion

Whats the extension?

Which one?

Channel Blocker

sex

Blocktube

black bar over eyes (someone explain this trend to me)

"best x you've never seen"

million hours long

literally just a recap of episodes, offers nothing and you might as well just watch the show

No retard, the channel

Ragegaming or whatever it was, complete unwatchable clickbait garbage

Curious how this tranny shit keeps getting recommended to you, no?

video mentions how good a games soundtrack is

they use a clip of gameplay where you can barely hear the music over the noises and sound effects

Yor sexo

Those kinds of videos still exist doe
Just look up '[GAME NAME] longplay' or something

I find that confident, assertive voices correlate to far better writing and humor, or at least they disguise those shortcomings.
Maybe I'd be more engrossed with how "Mario Galaxy Made Me Shit and Piss" if someone like Ahoy was narrating.

There are black holes
There are black people