Convince me this game will be bad

convince me this game will be bad

it's multiplayer focused

I'm not autistic. I have plenty of friends.

co-op in souls games are a joke.

do you think she has chocolate milk haha

Ok

A post-BB souls game that isn't Sekiro

I've never had any issues with co-op. I rarely have to summon another player, and when Indo, usually it's a friend from one of my discords and we just wanted to play together because playing gamss with friends is fun.

They had to bust out the big breasted beauty to try and sell it

cool you can play it for 3 sessions, until
they get bored, and then never launch the game again as you all move on to something else another friend wants to play instead.

I don't need to. You already know.

I have never bought a fromsoft game on release, so i never got to see what multiplayer was like
i wanted to buy this before i learned more about it, ironically it's much more multiplayer focused but it sounds kind of boring, i'm not really sure how more variety to bosses and weapons etc than the playtests would make it more fun.

It has no new enemies besides the 8 bosses, and they're already planning on selling you more for extra.
Instead of actually expanding the combat they added fucking ULTIMATES like Overwatch and will try to charge you extra for skins as well.
Anyone who buys this is a fucking retard paypiggy consumer.

It looks low effort and broken with the bugs presented in the play test. I don't think they care for it much.

Bloodborne was overrated. The only thing it had going for it was the lovecraftian themes, the combat sucked and the weapon choices were exrremely limited. The bloodgem system was also aids.

Sekiro was really good though, I won't argue with that.

Sekiro is shit with only one build and half assed parry system.

the map is ugly square shaped

Nah, I have several friends who have already purchased the game and they're turbo autistic about these games. They'll be playing it for at least a couple months.

oh enjoy their metafaggotry then. they'll have the everything minmaxxed super quick.

They should've made a gacha instead.

Yeah probably lol

this isn't a "souls-like" dipshit, it's a Co-Op Action Survival game

Sadly streamers and normalfags just freak out over the 'le epic boss fights!' that only have dodging and attacking as the only actual ways to interact with them compared to other action games that they're too retarded to play.

You're better off playing builds in ER than pre existing ones in this cash grab slop.

i honestly enjoyed multiplayer in ER and ganking a big boss with others, even if the experience was mostly miserable due to constant connection issues and hosts/summons dying within the first 30 seconds. i spent hours dropping a sign outside the dancing lion when the dlc first dropped. if they can just make a more polished version of that then im willing to give it a shot. i just hope it doesnt get to stale too quick or is ridden with network issues it like probably will be

Imagine caring what streamers and normalfags are thinking 24/7. Lmfao.

They're the ones that influence the future of these games, you stupid nigger.

no they don't dumbass, paying players do

I know, that's the issue, are you daft?

I really hope the archer is good
archery was really close to being good in elden ring on shortbows anyway, but the terrible scaling and no tracking hurts it so much

no tracking

are you a toddler? Learn how to aim better

from can't magically know what paying players want
a company can only hear the loudest voices

You obviously didn't play Shadow of the Erdtree where they tried to make every boss like Malenia with incredibly short dungeons and empty fields with nothing to explore. They saw how all of them loved Malenia so they made everything like that.
You're a fucking retarded nigger that just wants to deflect.

they literally put out surveys after network tests and post-release to gauge player feedback. They pay attention to that, not "the loudest le streamer voices"

every spell has tracking and enemy arrows have tracking
meanwhile a player arrow misses if the enemy moves a millimetre to the side. It would be different if souls was a first person mouse and keyboard game, but an arpg should have archery that actually works with the lockon gameplay

you're delusional, the only even remotely difficult DLC boss is 2nd phase Radahn

You're a fucking idiot, it's extremely obvious what their priorities are based on the actual games they release.
It's not about difficulty. It's about making annoying bosses that just fart AoEs while the rest of the game being empty as fuck with absurd amounts of reused content.

it's not about difficulty

proceeds to complain about difficulty

Skill. Issue.

How can it be a skill issue if I beat the DLC? Fucking retard

I was thinking about that myself. I'll probably be running archer or bird.

it's not hard! It's just tedious!

every time. Souls gamers would do anything except admitting that they are just not very good at the game

honestly applies to erdtree bosses though, they spend so much time running away, jumping away etc

really annoying

souls fans have literally any criticism of the game ever

anti-souls fans call it a "skill issue"

every time

such as? I can only think of two but they barely do that when you hit their head (as you should). In fact they would actively chase you

Honestly? Remastering the bosses from DeS, DS1-3 and ER is the smartest thing they could do. That’s a big pro in my book for this kind of game.

it's not a real game. it's pvp garbage

afaik it has no PVP at all, bizarrely

The best way to describe it is that it's a PvE battle royale.

The marketing used the modern tactic of "It's like this other game" and "Mommy milkers haha the joke is safe horny sex"