The simple fact that they had to resort to calling it Switch 2 instead of coming up with a unique name like they've...

The simple fact that they had to resort to calling it Switch 2 instead of coming up with a unique name like they've always done proves that the soul wells at Nintendo have been tapped dry.

It's almost like it's a successor console to the normal Switch and it isn't an enormous, radical change to form-factor or scope

ps6 will fix this

it's an all digitital console, and it will be a worthless brink in 15 years

They've had plenty of successor consoles before, yet they never called the SNES the NES 2 for example.

brick

Should have been the Super Switch

my switch 1 has physical games that I don't need the internet to play

PS1 --> PS2 --> PS3 --> PS4 --> PS5 --> PS6

This is perfectly fine

Switch --> Switch 2

WTF WHERE'S THE SOUL

they should have called it

fuck you you'll buy it

I don't know how to tell you this anon but "Super Nintendo Entertainment System" is the exact same style of name scheme

Why didn't they fuck up?!

Man, Snoys are desperate lmao

Still more creative than slapping a 2 on the end

Probably didn't call it that because then it would be abbreviated SNS and they'd get confused with messaging services like LINE

I'm old enough to remember the incredible stupidity of the "New 3DS"

they desperately want to avoid a wii u situation where casuals thought it was just an addon for the wii

should have been The New Nintendo Super Switch 2: electric boogaloo

it is literally just another switch though.

Conspiracy time: the Switch 2 was originally called the Super Nintendo Switch, but Nintendo didn’t like the acronym SS because of its affiliations with Nazi culture.

3DS because it's a DS with a shitty stereoscopic 3D effect! Get it?

Wii U because the Wii focused on multiplayer but this one focus on you! Get it?

Super Nintendo Entertainment System because it'll like the Nintendo Entertainment System but more entertaining! Get it?

Super Switch would've been a much better name

Yet you didn't complain when Playstation did this. How interesting....

Consumer intelligence can't be trusted anymore.

OP mad over a successor console having a 2 on it instead of a gimmicky name like "Switchy Switch" or "SwitchTooie"

Peak autism

There's nothing really indicating anger in my post. I think you're just projecting your own seethe over someone not licking the boots of your beloved billion dollar company,

Yeah just like the nes and super nes. Just like the Wii and Wii U. Just like the gameboy, game boy color and gameboy advance. Real nice argument you got there op

not a single 2 in your post

Thanks for proving me right

no unique names

all iterations of the same name

I disproved you kek

Switch sold like gangbusters and it's a gimmick people not only understand, but also latched onto pretty fast. Plus the current president has a degree in economics, so in his eyes it makes perfect sense to make a beefier version of the thing that picked them back up after the Wii U

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But you only posted unique names

Switch 2 is unique then lmao you cucked yourself

NES -> SNES doesn't count

Gameboy -> Gameboy Color -> Gameboy Advance doesn't count

DS -> 3DS doesn't count

putting 2 isn't unique, but super does

retard alert

nigga, nintendo has literally always had retarded as names for their consoles since the target audience is children.
the color game boy is called game boy color. the smaller game boy, game boy micro, the DS with internet DSi, the new version of the 3DS the "NEW 3DS". And now the second Switch Switch 2

No it isn't. Plenty of sequel consoles have just a 2. Tell me which console had advance in the name prior to the gba.
Your reading comprehension is just as bad as the other guy's haha

To be fair, this is the first time since the gamecube that Nintendo didn't make something "different".
over 20 years of unique consoles is hardly something to scoff at.
And at least they were honest. This is just a 1080p Switch with more storage and more processing.
So at least they didn't bullshit us by calling it something different.

I don't want to go back to the bullshit gimmick day where Nintendo makes a system that turns off 3rd party developers. We had to deal with that for 12 years with the Wii and the Wii U.

But Nintendo really has to figure out a way to get their graphics and processing up to par with everyone else. I'm an adult, I don't need a mobile system like a child with a Gameboy.
But hey, at least no more DS shit.

Sorry anon your attempts to keep moving goalposts are a failure. Switch 2 is a different name from switch. You lost. And remember, once a wrongfag you are a wrongfag for life

Why the actual fuck didn't they call it the Switch U?

Switch 2 is a different name from switch

No ones been arguing against that, but if you have to make up arguments in your head to feel like you're right then more power to you

They did consider the Super Switch. They opted for Switch 2 because it had backwards compatibility.

So you agree it’s unique! Thanks anon your point has been disproven

You're brown.

Whatever you say
Predictable response. You can come up with something better than that

What's wrong, don't have the energy to call games "movieshit" anymore?

But enough about the PS5 Pro

should have called it a Sweetch

DS -> 3DS
Wii -> Wii U
retard

or SS which has far worse connotations

I don't see a 2 there, do you?

After 25 years of uncertainty for the success of each new piece of hardware, I would also be sick of rocking the boat with names.

The fact that people have to grasp for straws this hard shows that nintendo really won and poorfags can't cope

I see a 3. Does your argument apply only to the number 2 and absolutely nothing else? Seems kind of pointless and arbitrary

NINTENDO SWITCHY 2! YAHOOOOOOOOO BING BING YIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SWITCHY 2 WINS AGAIN BABY

I see a 3.

Not what I asked, plus that isn't even a good argument anyways, unless you really think the 3 in 3DS means the same thing as the 3 in PS3

BITCH ITS NINTENDO SWITCHY 2 TIME. RAISE YOUR JOY-CON 2'S IN THE AIR

Anon Babble hates nintendo and will cry about literally anything they do

Gameboy Advance

It's not the 90's anymore, and people don't just slap "super", "mega", and "ultra" on everything these days. It sounds tacky now.

Things hasn't even released yet and it has people on full damage control.

What would you have called it?

defending thing that isn't out bad

screeching about thing that isn't out good

The last time they tried doing that people didn’t even know it was a new console and skipped over it.

only games are a monkey simulator and 90 dollar go kart game

Bing bing wahoo….

Does anyone actually think "super switch" sounds good?
Sounds like the world's gayest super hero.

Super doesn't work with any of the other consoles

Super Wii

Super 3DS

They sound retarded

They should just call it shekelguzzler

they coulda called it da swincher
you would have to get the parts and winch it together kinda like tears of the kingding

Ngl Nintendo cured my transphobia, I've played with in Splatoon and they usually carry me

This. This entire switch 2 drama has been just anti-tendies trying to look for the most pointless shit to get mad about like the game key cards

What actually is the basis of that being a bad thing? It destroys resale value of cartridges?

you can still resell game key cards, if anything they're an upgrade over game download codes and digital games

In the dev interview they were bouncing around ideas. Not like they didn’t try to be creative, just that the switch 2 was the best option given it’s the successor and doesn’t change the core idea of the switch to warrant something radically different
Also they did actually consider “super nintendo switch”, but because it can play switch games unlike the snes with nes games they thought it wouldn’t make much sense to use a similar naming scheme

We even considered ideas like “Super Nintendo Switch.” However, Super NES (25), which came out after the NES (26), couldn’t play NES games. Since Switch 2 can play Switch games, it didn't feel right to use the same naming convention as Super NES

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Yes because nintendo has always been so unique with their consoles
Like the nintendo entertainment system, the super nintendo and the nintendo 64!
Errr, ok ok bad example
But what about the gameboy, the gameboy color and the game boy advance!
Uhhh wait a minute...