Is notch about to cook or is he gonna keep living in Minecraft's shadow forever?
Is notch about to cook or is he gonna keep living in Minecraft's shadow forever?
raytraced sparse voxel
interest lost
Why can't this guy just sit back and enjoy his infinite hookers with his billion dollars
this nigga will never ever actually finish anything.
hold on
the guy is a billionaire and chose to live in america, in LA?
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I'd apply if I lived in or near LA but as it is I hate California and refuse to step foot there.
another seething over billionaire gigachud thread
hold on let me get my popcorn
Notch has a small penis.
what the fuck is a new line { er?? Is this some sort of slur I'm not racist enough to get?
LA is very nice if you just stay in the wealthy parts and avoid the niggerish parts
new slang for black AI
[code]
if (condition)
{
[/code]
It's the correct way to do { but Notch isn't exactly a good programmer so he doesn't know that. I could fix him.
There are nicer places with no niggerish parts. He could be living like a bond villain in Switzerland
Why in California? Why can't they start a base literally anywhere than there. Literally living in poverty state. Like enjoy living in closet that cost $1500+ a month
what makes you think he doesn't have multiple homes in different countries
It's the correct way to do {
wrong
The fact he's stupid enough to choose to live in LA
Is notch about to cook
no?
he wants to be involved and either because of his limited programming range or shit taste anything he does feels more like a demo than a game
best he can do is turn into a producer
he's tongue in cheek making fun of coders that make a new line break to put their curly braces instead of just putting them on the same line as the function declaration.
so like
int main(){
}
vs
int main()
{
}
it's just one of those super specific tribalism bullshit things programmers pretend to care about a lot but doesn't actually matter like the Vim and Emacs rivalry
When you have a billion dollars you don't really "live" anywhere thoughever
the guy is a billionaire and chose to live in america, in LA?
this
also i think he moved back when his snowy shithole was only half islamified lmao what an idiot
this is true for literally any place on earth retard
He is physically present in LA, whatever semantics he is choosing to be in proximity to trash
Notch is a billionare yet he still acts like a cringe millenial with no self-esteem
Want to know how I know you are lower class poor?
Because he's fat and probably suffers from imposter syndrome. By making a second hit, he can accept the fact that it wasn't a fluke he became obscenely rich and that it was due to his own skill.
That being said, it was totally a fluke, he just got lucky.
He made games in the first place because he enjoyed making games.
this is true for literally any place on earth retard
Not so. Lots of places have crappy weather. LA is beautiful and warm and since it's on the west coast it has much more moderate weather over the course of the year than someplace on an east coast or central America. LA's location is pretty much the most optimal location in the united states in terms of climate.
That's assuming you spend time outdoors, though. Notch doesn't seem like the outdoorsy type
mandatory gaytracing
I sleep
Los Angeles area.
Yeah, you couldn't pay me to live there.
I'm going to say he's going to do it again and sell it for another 2.5 billion again.
Is notch about to cook
He's been concepting out a voxel dungeon crawler for half a decade now. I don't think whatever he's doing is going to be in any way a competitor to the success of minecraft. But I think it'll be worth paying attention to if you like dungeon crawlers.
Interesting he's trying to hire someone on. I figured he'd just fiddle with it until he eventually gets tired of it and pushes it out. This sounds like he's bored enough to actually try and finish it this time.
Want to know how I know you're a seething nigneighbour who thinks he's rich? Real wealth lives in the country.
I think it's going to end up being mediocre even as a small indie dungeon crawler.
Notch got insanely lucky.
Are you fucking retarded? Don't bother answering we already know the answer.
oh wow what a privilege it is to experience 30 C what a rich asshole
LA's location is pretty much the most optimal location in the united states in terms of climate.
too hot
he cant even walk on his sidewalk without stepping on an aids infected needle
kek
how
tbf they have a really cool ski resort but i dont think this rich asshole is into that
no […] new-line-{-ers
Holy based
What's a vibe coder or the other thing?
i know you've been on Anon Babble for too long but pretty much every tech company and start-up is based in california or at least that west coast area
you can owe america's power to california
vibe coders is someone who makes app wtih AI's help and without writing a single line of code
function triggerNotch ()
{
console.log("lol")
}
That ‘other thing’ was already explained above It’s the toilet roll placement argument of coding
like imagine if both playstation and xbox consoles played all the same games and the only real difference between them is the brand
I always newline my {
People who are against it I used to assume grew up doing Borland C in an 80x25 DOS window and needed to save all the vertical space they could and just stuck with the practice in modern GUIs. But it's been so long and so many younger devs insist it's bad that now it must just be baby duck syndrome.
This retard will never make another game. He keeps saying he's working on new games for the last 15 years. But he never finishes any of those. He has no motivation and once the initial excitement is gone he loses interest.
Materialism becomes boring for a lot of people who don't care about the chase for "more". Lots of billionaires aren't happy with billions and are always wanting more, even at the expense of others.
for me it's vscode
He stole Minecraft from Infiniminer so it doesn't matter anyway.
He's working on it right now with an actual team.
Notch is a massive fat cuck faggot but ray tracing makes PC/v/irgins seethe so uncontrollably they shit their diapers so I'm torn
I thought Notch was cancelled for being a Nazi.
Some people get bored if they aren't working on something.
programmer
sure
we're hiring
interesting
los angeles
lmao get fucked, literally couldn't pay me enough
imagine how many wasted lines that is in a large project
The game he's making looks uglier than Minecraft.
Have infinite money
Choose to live in one of the shittiest parts of the U.S.
fucker isn't even from the U.S. to begin with
I'm starting to think that this guy is the luckiest retard in the world.
allman style is obviously superior though
That doesn’t really matter at all when it’s going to be compiled to a binary anyway
insane it took this nigger a decade to even attempt to make something after receiving $2 billion
wasted line
lmao
captcha: gay2yo
if i had two billion dollars i'd work very hard on projects that worthless fat autistic faggots on Anon Babble believe to be interesting
cook
holy fucking shit are you all handicapped faggots here below 25?
I would hire people to make games I want. Like that one Saudi prince that bought SNK
*extremely mature adult voice* holy fucking shit are you all handicapped faggots here below 25?
I’m turning 18 in 5 minutes.
you can't even get your super to unfuck your tailpipe
Is he finally making 0x10c?
who are you to argue? eric allman fucked your mom