We know who the mom is. Who's the dad?

We know who the mom is. Who's the dad?

Me!

A young female human resembling Pauline wearing a rock bracelet, shown on alternate key art in place of the Odd Rock.[15]

I think her character was meant to be Pauline's daughter, but they replaced her with Odd Rock for some reason.

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It's fucking fake, you stupid pieces of shit. It's the Nier church thing all over again. Morons.

I think it is Pauline's daughter.
I think they might reveal something in the next Nintendo Direct.
And then they will edit the boxart.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

fanfic

Go back

It is not a fanfic.
Just watch.
Nintendo will jump the shark.

Kill yourself. Deep down, you know you don't deserve to be alive.

Luigi

Are you really going to be that mean, because I made a basic observation about Super Mario characters?

It can't be a twist because that is the key art that is on the game cover.
It can only mean that Pauline Jr. is revealed in a Bananza Direct, or another trailer.

It's old key art that may have changed as the game developed. It's entirely possible that they had this female character and then for whatever reason changed to some rock side kick character. However, the introduction video for the character:

“Wh-where…am I? Agh! Monkey!”

youtube.com/watch?v=QTco6SOjvIw

This doesn't sound like a character who knows what they are and what they're doing. Almost... as if they were suddenly transformed with a curse? The Pauline character has a purple rock wristband as well.

Of course there will be a twist with the little rock, its a character that doesnt make much sense at the moment. If it was its actual form, it wouldve been formally introduced since the beggining, ex: a plot about a tribe of little sentinent rocks in trouble which need DKs help, and this isnt the case (DK is there for the stolen bananas), its the only sentinent rock with that form and characteristics, and the enemy "rocks" have a real form anyway (golden skelletons). We are still missing the main villain reveal (even if it isnt K. Rool, theres evidence that thered someone else behind the evil little monkey)

Today we will discuss the potential new Mario lore from Donkey Kong Bananza, and how Pauline might be Odd Rock's mother.

I also prefer the theory of the little girl being Mario and Peach daughter. It matches the eyes with the brown hair, and even while Odyssey left it a little ambigous about Peach wanting to be with Mario, the movie made the love interest more explicit so they could take it further from here on. The only thing that make her look like Pauline is the musical aspect, since apparently the little rock sings (like Pauline)

Thematically makes sense that Pauline's daughter, who was terrorized by the senior Donkey Kong, is paired up with the son of Donkey Kong and become allies.

I just think it feels a little "problematic" for modern Nintendo to imply Pauline is a single mom. And the only way to avoid that is by showing the father, but it cant be Mario, so...

I want smoline because it's cuter than the stupid rock. Not even in the meme UOOOHHHHHH way.

I don't think you design your cover art before the very end of the game development

I think they are going to show Mario.

Why did the artist make Pauline's daughter hotter than her?

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But again, even if Nintendo isnt rigid about lore, this isnt 80s Nintendo. They have an official film, with a sequel coming up. Matching Mario with Pauline just for this would be weird

All good things must come to an end, like Mareach.

Sexualizing a kid is like sexualizing a car, or a fucking sandwich, except in the case of cars and sandwiches you arent hurting anybody. But its the same stupidity

I guarantee, the original plan was to whitewash the original DK, so that he wasn't a creepy kidnapper, but then decided it was more convenient to simply ignore that entirely, and replaced her with a rock. Both approaches are equally stupid, and equally more visible because of this leak.

Please Nintendo, give us big Mario lore in Donkey Kong Bananza.

But what? You think little Pauline was an early concept and wont appear at all in the final game? Despite leaked art in an official site 3 months before the release?

Everyone on all of the websites, not just here, is afraid to admit that our Super Mario, has probably scored.

She may have even been replaced relatively late in development. The rock DOES look stupid and lazily tacked on.

Maybe Nintendo is showing us a different version of the game, and is going to do a bait-and-switch.

Nintendo's retarded canon is that Mario is supposed to be about 24 years old despite looking like he's in his late 30s, so for him to have a little girl who's already looking like she's at least 8 at the absolute youngest, Mario would have to be an underaged father when she was conceived. That wouldn't sit well with a lot of people unless they're deliberately aging some of the characters for this particular game.

Is that Jade Chan??

The problem is you are assuming the rock is all there is when not only we dont have any background for it, which is very weird considering it will be DKs companion the whole game, its a different to everything they've shown so far, and the little info we have does match with the idea of a "cursed" chatacter, as in this not being its only form

Mario is definitely going to be older when he appears in Donkey Kong Bananza.
Maybe he had a one-night stand with Pauline in Super Mario Odyssey.

Make Mario the dad and middle-aged again, given the last time he was said to be in his 20s was over a decade and a half ago.

What real world children are hurt if you sexualized fictional characters?

that's the most retarded take on this I've seen yet
she's meant to be a surprise

It's a Pauline origin story

It can't be a Pauline origin story because Cranky Kong is in the game.

Implying they care about lore, let alone Rare's

Remember that "Mario has the deepest lore" is just a meme. It will either be a turned into a kid Pauline, or someone related to her (daughter, little sister, etc.). No origin story, no "married with children" implications, no retcon

Miyamoto said he enjoyed the Donkey Kong Country games.

But it's still nintendo, and they have repeatedly shown they don't really care much about any sort of coherent "timeline" in any of their series.

She is Mario's daughter.
There is no way around this.
Prepare yourselves.

They are rebooting the Donkey Kong IP, Pauline included. Also expect a young Mario (Jump man) cameo.

You are nervous aren't you?
Mareach is on it's way out.

If she is Mario's daughter, she will also be Peach's. Theres no way Mario had a daughter with Pauline at this point. If thats the case, this little kid will be a thing for now on, and maybe she will be part of the plot in the second film

Why does she have Pauline's hair then?

So uncivilized...

She's built for big DK cock

Don't you guys think that Super Mario Odyssey may have set up something?

She is the baby mario to dk's yoshi

She has brown hair as Mario

I think Mario and Pauline having a daughter has been planned since Odyssey began development.
Mario having a daughter would be a great way to kick off Mario's 40th Anniversary.

Her hairstyle is Pauline's and she's wearing red, like Pauline.
Why would Mario and Peach have their daughter look like one of Mario's past girlfriends?

Her hairstyle is Pauline's and she's wearing red, like Pauline.

She is Pauline, down to the singing

Source, some fake leaker's fat sweaty ass. It's shopped, you goddamn idiot.

Yes, because I fucking HATE you. Go die, you braindead cunt.

Disney shills also deserve the rope.

No, she is Pauline and Mario's daughter.
She got her singing talent from Pauline.
Mareach is over.

Why do you hate me?

Obviously there’s going to be a twist with Odd Rock’s true identity because its name is “Odd Rock” and not an actual name

Who's the dad?

KONGED

It's shopped

And they took that design from where exactly?

people think we already saw everythinf despite this game paralelism with Odyssey and the fact that cappy wasnt a thing during thefirst reveal

Cars and sandwiches aren't human so it would be very unusual to find them sexually exciting.

It's a prequel/sequel to DKC

It's a light reboot re-contextualizing everything

Journey to the West inspired

A vtuber is going to do a song for the game

Loline is Mario and Pauline's daughter and they'll be in the game

K.Rool is not only in the game, but this rock is a placeholder for him in the final release

It's going to be really funny if the game is just DK in overalls punching shit for 12 hours

Because you're the kind of "person" who's susceptible to obvious bullshit and WILL get indoctrinated into a cult. Conspiracy truther retards like you should be hunted down and shot because you actively make the world a worse place. Fuck you and die.

what is generative AI

what is someone drawing a smaller version of Pauline

You're an actual stupid piece of shit. Jump off a cliff, lemming.

Are you okay?

Disney

God Gen Z sucks so much

cult

eric got a new trick!
*throw peanut*

how would you feel in she's confirmed mario's daughter, takes on the main character role for the next 3d mario and the series going forward, and mario becomes a grandpa side character like cranky kong

Whatever makes Mario happy.

No! I have to be here, watching all you drooling retards soiface over an obvious hoax. Die in a fucking fire.

Star Wars was always shit, cry the fuck more.

Oh, so you already ARE in a cult. Typical.

So that's "Eric" who is telling me to off myself?

implying disturbed fucks on the internet can tell the difference between real and fake.

Why exactly do you feel the need to sexualize a child anyway?

*throw peanut*

How do you guys think Donkey Kong Bananza will end?

It's young Pauline, this game takes place in the past. The reason DK is wearing overalls is because he used to work in a warehouse and not the upper management position he has now.

Why is Cranky Kong in the game then?

Time machine plot that gets revealed after you beat the mid boss.

Cranky Kong

You are in denial.
The Mareach ship has sailed.

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Mareacher detected

I'm not all that concerned with who Peach gets with.
I just want to see Mario and Pauline get back together.

cope harder

The King of Kong.

That is incorrect.

Why must I cope?
I am okay with a shift in the Mario franchise.
Are you?

Ok, listen. This is the daughters of Cranky and Pauline coming from an alternate universe where the og DK changed bodies with Mario after DK94 retcon, Mario-in-the-body-of-DK is killed in DK3 by Stanley, and DK-in-the-body-of-Mario marries Pauline and both have this child. This creates a butterfly effect of unbalance which ends up restoring with the spontaneous birth of baby Mario, which ends up growing to becime Odyssey Mario.

Disney King is going to hold down that virgin cunt and fuck her until she bleeds

Mario bred this?

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the crippling autism is palpable in this art.

Nintendo would not do that.
Why do you think they would do that?

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I think it's cute

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>implying disturbed fucks on the internet can tell the difference between real and fake

The only disturbed fucker is you that can't distinguish the difference

What makes you say that?

Nothing to worry about- the average gorilla peen is unironically like 2 inches (it's that anger that's the source of their strength.)

Why the fuck people is so convinced that Loline is Pauline's daughter and not herself under a cursed/time travel bullshit?

looks only a tad bit above chrischan's art in terms of skill and just as empty and soulless looking

Because they are not mentally prepared for Nintendo to retire Mareach.

What compels someone to draw this?

Theories and passion for the Super Mario franchise.

Good moorning saar Mareach saar do not redeem the loline

I usually think time travell is a lazy theory, but it could be the case in here. First of all, they are all underground, even in bright areas (the demo showed the "sky" was water).
Secondly, theres the stone kremlings, and the fossilized Country enemies.
Third, Cranky dialogue implies that when the crisis came, DK wasnt there, thats why Cranky "had to go down himself".

nor do you get as far as putting the girl in the webpage files for the game's promo site

Face it Anon.
Mario and Peach should see other people.

If they want to make it a reveal event it makes plenty of sense that they have the 2 assets and change it after a direct or release or something

I am so excited for the next Nintendo Direct.

You think Bananza will be the main focus of the summer Direct? Or it will have its own Direct like MK?

Either one is possible.

Hope is the second one so theres more time for whatever they announcing for the second half of the year. But they will probably have a second trailer for Bananza revealing something, and then s short direct a few weeks later with more info

I always forget the name schizo doesn't just harass Elden Ring threads, he's also obsessed in nintendo threads.

yeah he usually goes ass-wild in zelda threads that aren't "zelda girl threads", most commonly BOTW/TOTK

I don't think they want to spoil too much of this game before release, they already did enough in the treehouse. Summer is probably where they show silk song and more metroid.

It's a prequel and this is actually Pauline as a kid

Or maybe they show the next 3D Mario and explain Mario and Peach's relationship.

Mario scored.

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Damn shame the Sharty hacking did nothing to expose him.
Ah well, I still know how to piss him off.

I think Eric is a Mareacher.

Cranky talks about his rivalry with Mario, so no.

I get that people are afraid of change.
It's just that peopleneed to understand that the writing has been on the wall since Odyssey.

What are you talking about?

Mario and Pauline might be in a relationship again.
People always talk about how Peach is disinterested in Mario.

The thing is that forever people thought Pauline was Peach. Nintendo for some ungodly reason decided to clarify all this by making Pauline clearly a separate character.

That's why they're giving her a new origin story

Odyssey was 2018
Super Mario Movie was 2023

2017*

Young Pauline? But then she gets kidnapped by DK senior later? That's weird.