Played any games with Elves recently?

Yeowch.

game?

youtube.com/watch?v=gEfftVsyk_c

guild girl > elf > priestess > CF

tfw elf breaks her own arm to stab me

It's actually insane that the only reason people say this is because Funimation inexplicably got the guy who voice acts Doomguy's grunts in the newest Doom games to play Goblin Slayer.
Goblin Slayer isn't anything like Doomguy.

Wizardry Variants Daphne
a weird dungeon crawling game

Elves should be happily bred by Humans.

I can't believe this hag elf is trying to groom that human

no girl will get gobbed after you've gotten attached to them

they'll either never get gobbed or be outright written to get gobbed before you even get a chance to get invested in their character

that's the real problem with it all, it's played WAY too safe
the one time it almost looks like something might happen and GS literally just says FUCK THAT and gets up despite essentially being fucking dead
which i mean is cool if you're there just for a guy slaying goblins, but...

play Lucie's game.

with how often women get gobbed in that world you would expect SOMEONE would just go exterminate them. it shouldn't be hard to find someone with detect gob or something

Wasnt their world an actual board game I bet someone stops that from happening because of their rape fetish

Failing gatcha get cool collabs with cute girls

Nikke gets Evangeion twice in a fucking row.

First anime I see that does that

Is this sarcasm? Bullshit OP "stronger than superman and god combined" shows are a dime a dozen in Japan. They love their boring bullshit characters.

dime a dozen in asia*
chinese and korean stuff is the same it's just common over there

Im not an anime professional, asshole. But ive seen shows like you describe where the protags are incredibly powerful, but then theyre jobbing to every new mook that shows up. But the anime I watched was called Frieren something, she was the OP protagonist, and the throughout the entire show she didnt lost to anybody. She was a legend mage in that world, and did legend shit.

nikke has been shit this year - i would say that is the failing gacha

goblin rape isn't hot. Massive thirdy vibes.

You kind of have to overlook the glaring contradiction that underpins the entire world of Goblin Slayer

gobs routinely slaughterape random innocents and entire parties of adventurers frequently enough to make GS and his party needed and constantly overworked

no actual authority or proper force considers them 'a real threat' worth properly exterminating

With how often they run into people that have suffered horribly (or have family who suffered horribly) at the hands of Goblins the entire race would've realistically been exterminated a while ago.

Orc rape is hotter

correct.

as soon as an adventurers guild or academy shows up you know you're reading a by the numbers generic jap fantasy story and what ever shit they did in the prologue to hook you is irrelevant.

Tolkien says wicked men, men of evil who serve Morgoth and Sauron, can be made to mate and breed with orc women willingly. That's how Saruman created the Uruk-Hai

How come everyone who copies Tolkien never quite gets these details right

elves as a whole are pure because angels fought for them and didn't commit any original sin but those who are here are sinners and they are paying the price of their sin of pride

men are bad and doomed because they collectively rejected god and started worshipping the devil hence committing the original sin, and now humanity as a whole suffers for it

orcs are a weaker mockery of god's creations, things corrupted by the devil and evil men debase themselves further with them

You never see these things in fantasy works despite every single fantasy work literally copying Tolkien.

Guild girl is best girl

fantasy writers these days don't read the bible

Oh no the girl is at risk of getting fucked by the most generic bad guys possible

So generic that those faggots could fuck a cow and they can only make more goblins

WHATS THE POINT OF THE RAPE AND PREGNANCY IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SHIT OUT MORE OOMPA LOOMPAS THERE'S NO FUCKING INPUT FROM THE PARTNER AT ALL MIGHT AS WELL JUST LET THEM DO IT AND MURDER THE LITTLE SHITS WHILE THEY'RE TIRED THEN ABORT THE STUPID GREEN SHIT

MIGHT AS WELL JUST LET THEM DO IT AND MURDER THE LITTLE SHITS WHILE THEY'RE TIRED THEN ABORT THE STUPID GREEN SHIT

well you know there's a small thing about them usually cutting off limbs and making it as painful as possible but yeah i'm sure a bit of the ol rape will be fine

Pregnancy kills/debilitates women who are willing to risk it because they want the baby, it's even worse when you add in the trauma of rape. Goblin babies are likely to kill the mother as they are born, before she can recover and defend herself

Immortal Elf servant stays in a powerful noble family for generations, helping the males in their studies, and eventually helping them becoming men when they reach maturity.

The few halfu bastards that popout throughout the decades also serving the noble family in various ways.

Has this been done yet?

noldorfag, i summon thee

games with Elves

If she's not getting raped by monsters then I'm not interested

rapefags lost completely

Nobody even fucking reads Tolkien at all. If you actually read the books you'd notice humanity is doing fine under Sauron as far as numbers goes. Sure the easterling and the haradrim are evil, wicked and corrupted, but they are humans and there's millions of them with no end in sight. There's no risk of extinction for humanity, humans will not end under Sauron. They will not be moral like friends of Elves but they will exist. Humans are Sauron's army and they are the threat to the West.

Yet everyone focuses on orcs when they canonically weak and cowardly and a human Haradrim archer is much more dangerous to an elf. The age of Men is over yadda yadda. Where are the formidable armies of evil humans in fantasy works?

I've toyed with the idea and I've realized it would only lead to total elf domination through bedroom sweettalking

I mean, I would imagine they would become some sort of unofficial advisors, who would also be concubines of sort in very powerful families.
The advantage of having an ever present always beautiful and wise family member impossible to resist.
The fact that they might only get pregnant once every couple of decades another advantage to keeping control.
The kingdom would absolutely pass some sort of law that they can't inherite titles and certain properties, but I imagine they would otherwise live very privileged lives.
After a few centuries the kingdom's culture would be greatly influenced by these few individuals however, everything from fashion to even food.

their half-elf kids or humans they could groom their entire lives would be in power so it doesn't really matter if they formally can't inherit anything. They'll have the real power if they lay their cards right, which they're likely to do since elves are smart

Why are you ripping off Frank Herbert with the Bene Gesserit

Smart people don't make themselves dependent on the mercy of others.

Goblins just want to spread love.

Never heard of that guy or the book, but I'm sure my idea has been done before, that's why I was asking.
I just never see it in anime/manga, video games, movies/shows, which is weird.
I mean, how the fuck are immortal wise beings not being sought after by powerful families for more than the usual tropes of sexual slavery.
And even when it comes to them being sex slaves, the idea of them being passed down as precious heirlooms throught generations within a family, I have never seen.

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

is she getting raped at any point in the series?

Who said spoiled nobles were smart?

Never heard of that guy or the book

All right nigga that's enough trolling for today, no way you have never heard of Dune.

they're still women

I haven't
however, please look at this elf

Women today largely don't marry and prefer to keep their jobs and their independent incomes and property which they fought for

yes

For me it's the catgirls.

I find it really funny that Dungeon Meshi has higher stakes since the protagonists all can and will die during the course of the series.

Wow! That art is fucking ugly!

that stupid anime was memeing about people dying since the first episode, trash , no stakes and no danger

I keep waiting for this one.

This turd was never going to be good, and if you stayed watching after the first episode is because you enjoy cuckshit.

The first chapters were hotter than most doujins desu

nop

in the next scene an orc lord shows up and beats her

Yes, Oblivion Regurgitated.

I went into this show thinking it would be a comedy about a guy who just farms low level mobs for his entire career, but no it was actually completely serious and straight faced

every day

GS is overrated garbage written by a retard

that's some real wisdom right here

she looks like she pleasures human men

So glad its a GS collab so I can just save up all the rewards and not pull any od these dogshit characters

Why is Human Male x Elf Female so strong, Anon Babble?

Because immortal idealized women with cute ears, dumbass.

You have autism.
I don't mean that as an insult, I genuinely believe you have autism. You just outted yourself in that response. We neurotypicals can read nuance in conversations that your species cannot. You just showed that you cannot read said nuance.

Elf women are known to kidnap human shotas and turn them into their lovers

I watch your back, you watch mine, okay? That's what good friends do.

I want to fuck elves

WFB canon btw

The only game that had an Elf character I liked was Kamidori Alchemist Meister, and the Elf girl in your party in that game is established to be extremely eccentric and human-like, to the point other elves shun her. In other words, she was the least elf-life elf possible.

It doesn't happen very often. The point is that GS is the only one who cares about doing something about it due to personal reasons and nobody else cares because there's no prestige in it and it's not that prevalent.
There are problems like that in real life, arguably on much larger scales, and nobody cares to do anything about it.

Beautiful armpits. but they need some hair.

I wonder if they're like pests that are hard to fully exterminate because they hide in caves deep in the jungles and maybe are inaccessible to adventurers. They can reproduce quickly and increase their population. The attacks are mainly focused on rural places. There's no glory in killing goblins so the strong adventurers focus on dragons or other strong monsters.

Anbennar mod for Europa Universalis IV.
I took what was rightful bahari clay and exterminated every last elf.

To me she's just an inferior DC Elf

you wouldn't hand over the future rule of your kingdom to elves just to cum inside a dark elf, right?

priestess is such a nobody for a second i completely forgot about her and wondered if that was a new secondary character

Elves are for loving and breeding with

With how often people have suffered horribly at the hands of Goblins the entire race would've realistically been exterminated a while ago

This didn't even happen in real life so it's actually realistic

correct

GS literally just says FUCK THAT and gets up despite essentially being fucking dead

holy based!

When the Elf sees a cute Human Hero walk in.

Its a world with demons and dragons burning down entire countries. You fucking retard. All the mithril and adamantite Adventurers are allocated to higher level threat extermination.

White people haven't bothered killing all niggers or jews for how often they rape and kidnap and kill children so why are you even expecting that?

dark elfdom peaked here.

Blacks souls, went there strictly for one thing but left wanting to know more of the story. It was quiet a hellish experience.

should I cum in brown elf or white elf

both

I don't think I have that kind of stamina... I'd die

Please tell me she also gets a goblin rape scene

The dark elf would gladly fuck you to your own death after the other elf had already drained your balls tightly.

GATCHA NOOOOOOOOOO! WHY THEY HAVE THE GOOD SHIT NOOOOO FUCKKK!!!

Should have a prisoner already in there for better laughs.

Should I get into Brown Dust 2?

Yeah, Archer here automatically crits and hits a horizontal row. I heard she's not meta in any mode but as a beginner without all the meta units she feels pretty buff to me.

i kneel before my flat goddess

is priestess there too?

wizardry labyrinth of lost souls its ok but there are better wizardry games like five ordeals and you can import whatever portraits you want for your characters

only Schera does for some reason sadly

I want sex with Priestess

yes

GS fans, please enlighten me. I know there is the side story for the blind priestess.
All i know is that
1. It ends with her getting raped because it's a prequel
2. We don't know which one is the priestess at least in the beginning
I refused to read it because I know there's no point to the story where you already know what happens at the end, so I'm just curious if it ever ended because it was so long. Did they actually show the rape scene and reveal who the priestess was?

This thread is utterly pathetic. None of you actually like Elves, the idea of a nearly immortal race of mighty warriors and wizards that are the last of their great and powerful kind, you just want idealized drawings of white girls with pointy ears to masturbate to. These are not "Elves" anymore than pic related is a "Dwarf".

Why do Elf characters in anime and games never have kids?
You have these characters you meet that are supposed to be thousands of years old, and somehow have never gotten laid.
It's fucking retarded, you should be having Elves in your party who are already great great great grandparents.
Lost Odyssey did this concept so well, with one of the immortal girls in your party looking young adult and her son who looks much older than her.

they are perfect bros, holy shit, I'm crying of happiness

i loaded this game up to check it out, been casually checking in on it once in a while
what a fucking chore it i s try to to get up to level required to do any fucking challenges and shit, id be sitting here for a month straight grinding if i wanted to do any of it, fucking shit
also, why arent these whores naked ? its 18+ now, do something better , this coomer bait shit is disappointing, i want to see those girls actually raped

I fucking love Seth so much.

we need piss bro

sex

Nice.

I want to FUCK this priestess

no piss

why are germans like this...

There are no stakes BECAUSE they can die and revive in the dungeon as manyfuckingtimes as the author wants. Its a comedy slice of life with action sprinkled in.

no boob or ass shots

but we see her bare feet and armpit

I hate footfags so much