Miku monday

I can only play the game every other day because it makes my back muscles ache the whole day afterwards, or even my arms because there's one exercise that's has you throw out jabs for like 10 minutes straights

Cardio is fake I get cardio just by walking to Mcdonalds every day

i still haven't figured out how to punch as quickly as it wants me to without throwing out my elbows

it's been a while since a new miku game

Depends on what you want out of cardio I guess. I'm no expert but I assume as a high intensity workout to burn carbs its not great but from what I played it certainly gets you moving and sweating a bit.

Can this be emulated? Like does it have a non motion track mode where you follow along?

I don't think it would be worth it. Just work out and listen to vocaloid or something chud.

set list could have been better

You better not be shitting on Aimaina or Doushite chan's theme

I haven't opened it in a while and probably forgot all the punches by now...

Nah, those and his older stuff is nice, I'm not really a fan of his newer stuff, it can sound way too samey

Man i love Miku <3

sex is all the cardio you'll ever need

Why not step outside and run around?
You don't need the gym or a videogame to do cardio

my knees are fucked i cant run or jump the rope

His most recent songs on that set list are Isn't it A, Fake Meme, and With or Without Me and none of those sound remotely similar to another

How do I become a fitchad from a neet? Any good beginner routines?

JUST DO IT
even todd got Anon Babble and he is like 80

he was asking for practical advice not some unfunny slop

As well as Apocalypse Now and the Superhero one, I think I'm just not really a fan of his more modern stuff in general compared to his pre-Love music

stop being butthurt and go work out already, fattie

It is actually, i played it quite a bit, the fast songs get a bit stupid but i enjoyed it.

Just get up and go for a walk. If you have a bike go ride it. If you're starting from 0 then there's no use going to a gym or trying anything fancy. Focus on improving your general fitness level.

You don't need to run the marathon. Do a 30 minute walk every day. Start small.

Just do actual boxing cardio like footwork and throwing 1-2 and some uppercut/hook combos, cardio games like these are lackluster about teaching you shit, even the VR boxing game is a better choice.

sharty won.

Think of a jab as a stab, otherwise shoot from the hips not the shoulders by twisting forward the side you are striking from and pull with the other. This is how you punch in boxing and generate much more speed and force output. Use the back foot to pivot never lift off your front foot to turn for a punch, bending of the knee downwards helps speed up as well.

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This one was made for the boxing game, you even got the "ganbare ganbare ganbare" part to encourage you
youtube.com/watch?v=YbVmMg9q_AU

This game does a decent job of teaching you how to do the boxing motions, the problem is that it's all on you to do them correctly since all the game can detect is whether there was some sort of movement at the appropriate time

Just start doing push ups (or high planks), pull ups (or deadhangs), bench dips and bulgarian split squats
Walking 30 minutes a day does jackshit to a fatty when they don't have a diet in check or any other fitness routine..

Go read the Anon Babble sticky it's the last vestige of decency

Anal queen Miku

Read the Anon Babble sticky.

No just don't.

Apocalypse now really grew on me

this and mario ddr remix can get your stimulation.

I stopped drinking soda and walked an hour a day and lost 20 pounds in a few months without dieting, though I guess you can consider no sugary drinks a diet

run and starting strength

Yeah, all you did was lose water weight, congrats.

Sex with miku

That's a good start for sure but if you don't put effort into eating actually health meals or making a diet plan you would eventually hit a hard plateau

but where are you supposed to look to punch in the absence of a face or anything to hit

friendly reminder that this comic is NOT a meme
women don't give a shit but guys will be all over you

Shadowboxing, imagine your opponent about the same height as you, so you are striking into a mirror of yourself that's in front of you.

no one just ends up getting that ripped out of nowhere. eat a salad fatty.

Eat a salad.

No need to eat salads, there's organ meats (liver/kidney), there's eggs, there's milk, there's cheese. There's oats, there's proper meat like chicken and lamb... Let me guess you take HRT and 10+ chemicals made in a lab to function with your vegan diet?

look at me! look at all the things i learned to parrot on Anon Babble!

ok fatty, here's your attention. try a salad next time.

Try a salad.

Try having a grip strength stronger than 20kg before talking to me. You are that vegan schizo Indian spammer aren't you? LMAO.

She's right you know.

Miku Miku Bump!