The King of the Hill Online remake is going to be shit, isn't it?

His original voice actor recorded lines for a handful of episodes before passing, don't worry.
Funny how Hank's old fashionedness was viewed as a negative trait in the original show, now it's endearing. His character aged like a fine wine.

I'm gonna watch it purely for the novelty then probably never watch it again. Only old KOTH is kino.

Awful. Litterally the minimum effort ever "look at those old people doing modern things is so fun, also no cigs sorry".
Can't wait to see dale sprouting trump conspiracies, boomhauer going pansexual and bobby being a miserable failure.

half the original VAs are dead

I hope they got as close to 1:1 sound alike as they could, otherwise why even bother. Pretty sure that's why new episodes of Boondocks never materialized, because John Witherspoon died, and they didn't want to do it without him because he was just that good at voicing Granddad.

What is Dale wearing? As this is the promotional picture are we to assume he will always be wearing that now? In the King of the Hill vidya game?

Look at the absolute complete despair in hank's face. That's the face of the real fans of the series seeing this shit.

is this real? man this looks bad

Bobby is actually a professional chef now

I'd argue it works for King of the Hill because it's always been a show about traditional suburban people evolving with the times. Hank was a staunch conservative but would always find a way to meet people with different lifestyles in the middle. That's what made the show special I think
youtu.be/vha4Q58dxtU?si=SrPY48JTOoPVs2QC

Still gonna miss that mf
The tell in if it'll be shit or not is if they "correct" the va for kahn like they did with Amy's dad in Futurama

yes, the preview is most likely dropping in the next couple days

there is absolutely zero chance dale will sound good, even with toby huss standing in as the VA. without dale, there is no KOTH.

They did lmao

There's at least a glimmer of hope it won't be dogshit, mostly because it's not Netflix. If it was, I'm sure Bill would transition and Bobby would get gay married to that injun kid who's name I forget.

bobby being a miserable failure

Bobby is a successful Fusion chef with a focus on Japanese food, so they went with a route not making him a failure.

Hank get ipad
Frump comes to Arlen
Joseph becomes Josine
Bobby meet Kendrick Lamar
Dale invest in Mega Lo Coin

a successful Fusion chef with a focus on Japanese food

Did he and Connie get married?

Welp, there's the answer

I suppose that makes sense. They were pushing the Bobby being like buddha angle in how zen his indifference and quirkiness was. A japanese fusion chef fits the bill.

I clapped! I clapped when I saw Hank of the Hill! I remember him!

Joseph becomes Josine

I think John Redcorn would kill himself

Christ, they look old…

Bobby won

Knowing Mike Judge I really doubt it'll go down that road.
Honestly one of the interesting things about KotH is it'd do the typical "conservative man meets new ideas" thing but it wouldn't always side with progress, sometimes new ideas are retarded and need their ass kicked.

Oh thank god they added all the le heckin gadgets so I know this is the future! I’m sure Bobby is going to pull up in the driveway with the windows down blasting some contemporary music! Skibidi!

hulu

ulu mulu

I don't know why people think Bobby is suddenly going to be a zoomer or something. He's a mid-thirties millennial.

Considering how fucking hot minh is, yeah he scored way over his possibilities.

Everything needs a revival doesn't it

If it takes off, I want to see GTAO have a

Pro-PAIN

mod using whatever version of FiveM (or SixM) they'll call it.

People age, bro.

bobby being like Buddha

the Dalai lama literally visited him in one of the ep's and he picked up an item that belonged to a former monk or smth llol

Bobby being like buddha

Bobby was litterally the reincarnation of buddha, he passed all the tests and dropped because he wanted a normal life. He also ressed a seagull or some kind of bird in another episode. He is probably a living saint or something like that.

The only thing I'm optimistic about is that they'll go back to the writing style of the first 6 or so seasons when they had mini-arcs and little changes here and there to the status quo. Fox forced them to go purely episodic which imo the show suffered for.

They're pronounced the same in Japanese, so I don't really see how this is a revelation.

I hope they revive Bumfights next.

he saw in succession an old man,

a sick person,

a corpse being carried to cremation,

and a monk in meditation beneath a tree.

Can't wait to see a pro guns episode in 2025. Can't fucking wait.

Who keeps putting delivery drones in cartoons? I have literally never seen one

No more monsignor martinez because it's racist against the spics.

Glad for the boy. I would be disappointed if he didn't end up with Connie or if they pulled some sort of

they need to be divorced to add conflict

garbage.

Yep. And he specifically Kobayashi Maru'd the test because he wanted to be with Connie, after learning that "Llamas don't get to have girlfriends". Even then, he still picked the "proper" thing (a mirror) that belonged to the previous Llama, but he did so by claiming that he picked Connie who he saw in the mirror. The monks even said something like

Young monk - But that was (Llama)'s mirror!

Old Monk/Head monkl - But he didn't pick it

Young - but he USED it?

Old - Yep. Tough call, but it was mine and I made it

not willing to pull Bobby off his path.

Hank's old fashionedness

hank was actually autistic and most episodes are about him getting his 'particular way' even if it's through backhanded or aggressive means

The Beavis & Butt-Head reboot (the more recent one anyways) was very good so I'm optimistic.

Funny how Hank's old fashionedness was viewed as a negative trait in the original show

it wasn't "old fashionedness," it was his stubborn nature that was used as a main point of conflict, and 1/3 of the time he ends up being right in those episodes anyway. the amount of times he kvetches about newfangled things is in proportion to the rest of the show is generally pretty small. the show is less about times changing (although that's often a plot point) and more about hank being incredibly normal having to deal with incredibly stupid things like his son being weird or dale ruining his lawn because he wouldn't hire him anymore. i've been going through the show for like the fourth time since the revival soon and maybe a dozen or so of the episodes in the 10 seasons i've burnt through have been about hank not being With the Times.

Is it really that hard to just admit is a good board? Instead you have to come talk about this on Anon Babble

The first season he seems more "Republican", like when he rips on wimps, Washington DC, and New York City

that's a funny non-sequitur but again he's just stubborn. and he doesn't just "seem" republican he literally is and he stays that way. it's part of his character, he's just a conservative dad in small-town texas. i do not see where your confusion is. are you just a tourist who needs to make everything political because there are entire episodes about politics you can go watch and then larp like you've seen the rest of the show after

I don't visit Anon Babble at all. It's a known and quantifiable truth that discussing topics on boards not meant for them creates much better discussion because it's fresh and not incessant regurgitation, even if it does get axed.

youtube.com/watch?v=QG_tkxZZMkk

I can bet ol strickland kicked the bucket. Nothing that man did on the show is possibile to portray today in the public media.

I don't think they're married, it's more likely they are reconnecting after a long time apart

video.. games?

Bobby never got his bed upgraded in 10+ years

Doggy is still alive?

Still living under the hill's roof.

Yeah he is a failure. Too bad he downed connie with him.
And what the fuck is that chiwawa? Doggy's son?

I’m glad you have a comfort show but I genuinely don’t understand how so many people can watch KOTH in its entirety multiple times.

Normie bait poster. I doubt any one of those gadgets will be an episode-long theme.

He was just kind of a jerk and a bore in the first season.

buck would be a great ultra maga stooge

The whole point of KOTH was that is was, for the most part, timeless. Meming on new tech and culture, even if it's done in a funny way is still kinda cringe and dated

Nah i can see a fake dale episode "dale goes maga" because he believed some strange shit he heard.

The ocean? What ocean?

little yappy dog

fuck I hope it dies in the first episode
it's not KotH without a bloodhound

KotH tackled "current issues" all the time

And what the fuck is that chiwawa? Doggy's son?

Maybe it's Peggy's dog. Ladybird's probably long dead at this point.

i've only actually watched it in its entirety twice. i saw bits and pieces growing up and then all of it in high school. then again NOW but with some of my friends.
i don't understand how anyone could watch any 10+ season show four times. i adore it but it's a huge fucking time sink. i did have it running in the background sometimes though just because it makes good background noise when i'm working

This, there was literally a whole episode about Y2K

why should I worry about the KOTH reboot?

Because Dale's voice actor is dead for one.

timeless

The exact opposite because people today do not react like the 90's to anything. KOTH is impossibile to translate today because it's engraved on its time period. No hank approving george bush senior is not the same of hank approving donald trump. Bobby listening to rap is not bobby giving money to a streamer. Dale and his family situation was a gag yesterday, today is a fetish. Some things are tied to their own times.

You can do new things.

Then do a new show.

I married a man, Anon Babble, not a... gamer!

koth constantly brought up what were current day issues

The dog is Hank and Peggy's. His name is Cesar. I'd like to believe Peggy got him for Hank to cope with the loss of Ladybird

Meming on new tech and culture

Pretty sure they did that several times

Ladybird's probably long dead at this point

I didn't tought of that.

Dale wouldn't quit smoking for vaping, that shit is NOT the same thing. Smoking feels way better.

ngl would divorce peggy in a second, absolute travesty of a human being, even for a woman she is beyond petty, extremely vindictive, and incredibly ignorant while believing herself knowledgeable, the only reason she succeeds at anything is because of hank

will the devs make it woke?

I didn't tought

I like it in the same way I like ed edd n eddy but without the wackiness. The mundane setting is extremely comfy and I like cartoons that do this.

dale is the perfect Q-tard

It's some soul food or coping, depending on how much your life is bad now. KOTH was a reflection of a time when the world was still normal, people were still normal, everything worked as intended not the hellhole we live today.

ESL thinks everything is escapism and you can't just enjoy something for what it is

macabre post. it's just a fun show nigga

I'm legit surprised Bill is still alive, the guy seemed not only insane but definitely a few years away from suicide, especially because he always turned into a piece of shit whenever he got just a little bit of confidence, the most realistic thing is Dale vaping now, I know so many smokers from that era who vape now who stupidly believe that shit is healthy

Bomhaur looks tired as fuck but I think the most impresive thing is how simular Hank's face looks to his father's now especially in the cheekbones. I wonder how fat peggy's gottten or if Hank's dog is even still alive

One thing I'm really curious about is if they'll show Good Hank, Like his mom was pretty dumb but he got to grow up without the mental damage Cotton would give to him so it'll be interesting to see what other form of crazy he'll have, the most I've got is him being extremely undisciplined without a positive male role model in his life.

Who the fuck asked for this. Fan of the original series are 40 to 50 today and they are probably fuming just seeing this shit done to their favourite franchise. Zoomies can't possibly understand KOTH because they are too dumb and illiterate to just get the messages of a single episode.

Wonder if G.H. will show up in the first season at all.

a few years away from suicide

He tried and he failed. Hank saved him a lot of times and tried his best he would probably die without hank.

Dale doesn't vote. He also doesn't believe in normal conspiracies either.

and one of the big things the show was letting her flaws show through, at a time when a lot of sitcoms had

smart woman always right, bumbling fat husband

Peggy wasn't intentionally horrible, but like many of the characters she had to grow and even when she did, she still had flaws like the rest of them.

That's one of the things I don't know if it will stick today. Dale worked in an age when conspiracy theories were much smaller scale in both scope and in adherents, as opposed to today's massive faggotry where there's an entire industrial complex designed to sell lead-coated supplements because Alex Jones said there was never any real school shooter and it was all crisis actors, or Qtards who think that there's a hidden secret basement in a pizzaria full of kids (being talked about in shitty code on emails!) and that JFK (or maybe RFK Sr) will come back to life to help Trump destroy the pedo conspiracy etc.

Its not funny shit anymore about Dale believing that he's an alien because of the Marfa Lights or whatever.

the guy seemed not only insane but definitely a few years away from suicide

his neighbors have stopped him from offing himself more than once. i recall one episode in the show where it happens and they remark several times that he's tried more than once.

Who the fuck asked for this.

me you nigger. go make another 33 thread.

I know so many smokers from that era who vape now who stupidly believe that shit is healthy

Most of the people I know who went from smoking to vaping do it now because they can't smoke inside, then just end up getting hooked on the sheer quantity of daily nicotine they get compared to cigs. If you're a serious nicotine addict vapes are pretty nice and convenient.

One thing I'm really curious about is if they'll show Good Hank

He and Didi basically vanished from the show after Cotton died because she immediately got engaged to a pro wrestler. If he shows up I doubt it'll be as any sort of significant character, unless Hank ends up taking him in for some reason perhaps after he finally gets Bobby to move out.

is going to be shit, isn't it?

Just look at the posts in this thread. People are retarded and will consume whatever slop corporations throw at them. That's why jews keeps winning.

Peggy is ok, she is headstrong as a mule but she is loyal and she cares which makes her better than 99% of televison wives and mothers of the last 20 years.

or Qtards who think that there's a hidden secret basement in a pizzaria full of kids

I never even really looked into the pizzagate shit, was it all just schizo rambling?

finally gets Bobby to move out.

most people I know who started vaping to quit cigarettes just wound up doing both.

I'm excited to see how it goes

Yeah I'm sure getting Bobby to move out is gonna be a plot point for at least one episode.

Bobby kinda cute here...

You hear about these tariffs, Dale?

yep.

Do you understand anything about them?

nope.

You still going to complain about it on X, Dale?

yep.

That's about what I expect from nu-King of the Hill for topical humor. The thing I'm really mad about is their removal of Kahn. He better be there or it will be half as funny that it could've been.

the owner literally mentioned having a basement before pizzagate broke out. then denied having one after that. I've actually been to that restaurant. They have a back area that is down a short flight of stairs, but you wouldn't call it a basement. Obviously I didn't get to look everywhere in the restaurant so it's not impossible there was a proper basement.

Why couldn't it of been Lucky that vanished what a trash character that guy was

side note, I wonder how ugly Nancy looks now since she stopped cheating on Dale and since she's past 30 likely no longer gets to be on TV either

The short answer is yes, and one schizo armed himself to the teeth and went "looking" himself in the pizzaria, bashed open some doors and couldn't find the basement (there was no basement) . Thankfully, he was sane enough to give himself up and not shoot anyone on the way out ; I can commend him for realizing he was wrong. I think he years later talked about getting caught up in being the hero and was basically tricked, but many others still believe that there really was a secret basement or Hillary Clinton filled it in after harvesting adenochrome somewhere else or whatever kinds of nuttery.

It'll be just like getting Luanne into her trailer.

Bill looks exactly the same

Damn

their removal of Kahn

What the fuck? Why? I loved kahn.

Did luanne and lucky live in that one house with the pool, or did they move somewhere else? Since they wont be in the show, that would leave the pool house open. Maybe they'll move in there.

that guy died earlier this year

Connie still seems to be there, so I don't see a reason why Khan still wouldn't be around.

i always thought she and dale were gonna accidentally cross a line during that one episode

He aged like shit after lenore so basically the others are just reaching bill in the original series now. Is an inside joke, but true.

He's not gone he's just getting a different VA

What body part of yours clapped, anon? Be precise.

the leaked episode titles spoil that he's coming back thoughever

I think the blurb that said Bobby was a Fusion chef also stated he had just opened a restaurant in Arlen. Maybe he just moved back in with with Hank and Peggy while his restaurant is getting off the ground.

Boomhauer showing his true power level.
youtube.com/watch?v=uZBu4mtALFo

Khan will be there, but it isn't confirmed if Toby Huss will still be voicing him. I'm guessing they'll recast him given all the other recasting we've seen in other shows. The funny thing is, despite being Laotian, Connie and Mihn's VA is Chinese. Why is that okay?

Kahn's coming back but Mihn divorced him so he lives with Bill now. Connie lives with Bobbie and Hank.

Dale no, too autistic for that and he is extremely loyal to nancy. But that episode was way hot for the minh enjoyer like myself. I wish she could have more episodes around her and not kahn.

you mean the guy who fired a single shot in the place and it just happened to hit a hard drive?

Huh? Why?

I don't recall that Mihn ever had a job, so I wonder what she will be doing

Real question. Will Bobby keep his purse in it? Yay or neigh?

The area that was referred to as the basement once long before , was the stockroom down a few stairs, but even people who showed up with expensive LIDAR type stuff after the fact showed that no, there really wasn't a secret room or even any evidence a secret room had been there.

Shit that's too bad, if true. Even if he was nutty, getting gunned down in a traffic stop is a shitty outcome if he didn't do something REALLY stupid like draw on a cop as a raving loon. You'd think this is the kind of thing people from all sides could come together and say that the whole life-or-death-simon-says game with trigger happy cops kills too many people.

Yep and all the security cameras on the street just so happened to be pointed away at the time.

100% agree, maybe it's cause of some deep buried irl trauma but Peggy's character pisses me off

bill looks like bill just fatter

boomhauer got fat

Its not purely a negative trait as even in the original show more often than not hes the voice of reason. Its more his autistic inflexablity compared to people even older than him like his father that created alot of the show humor

I can bet he is gay or bi. Also i think they can't even show john redcorn now.

So Toby Huss which was a litterally god of VA has to be replaced by a commong ching chong because it's racist today to have talent?

Kahn was recast

youtube.com/watch?t=7052&v=f7ujvVW7-CE&feature=youtu.be

Ronny Chieng will be voicing him

I can commend bob’s burgers for not making Linda an asshole and an actually good wife to Bob

she is loyal

she spent an entire episode jilling off because she thought the LATINO BVLL who plays monsignor martinez brought her to mexico to fuck her

If true, Minh is basically the daughter of a Laotian dictator, so she's probably independently wealthy aside from Kahn. There's a whole episode where his father in law keeps berating him and says she should have married better than whatever rice farmer family he came from or something like that. Also the episode where she joins both Dale's gun club and the Nine Rivers (all Asian, except for Hank ) Country Club's skeet shooting team. She's a crack shot murder machine because of her father's teaching.

You'd think this is the kind of thing people from all sides could come together and say that the whole life-or-death-simon-says game with trigger happy cops kills too many people.

Damn you're stupid, Americans love police brutality we cheer on people getting beaten and raped in prison, treated as slave labor by our goveners, being absolutely humiliated like trash by deputies and overall cruelty just to be cruel

The left hates it because they don't do it to enough white straight men, the conservatives hate it because they don't only do it to the minorities and non christians you're damn fool if you think this country has any morals or anyone online has any, life isn't some goddamn fairy tail, spare me your fake ass outrage

Just the fact that you see that episode in this key is really sad. Drop porn for a week and clear your mind.

it's racist against the spics.

...how?
are you one of those dullards that sees [ethnic thing] and go 'damn haha cant make THOSE jokes anymore! because of woke!'
its just a lighthearted parody of melodramatic telenovelas

I can't really see a reason why she divorced khan they are litterally made one for the other. Unless khan did a gigantic fuckup like cheating on her, but i can't see it happening.

the last episode he was in was like season 5. He already wasn't around for half the show. Meanwhile they still had Octavio.

lighthearted parody of melodramatic telenovelas

Name me one modern show that is not family guy where you see something similar to that and everyone is ok with that.

He had a warrant out for his arrest for violating his probation. He literally did draw a pistol after the cops tried reasoning with him, guess he didn't want to go back to prison but it's still fucked that he forced someone's hand because of his own mistake.

Interesting thing is that it never says who he voted for in 2000 after Bush's handshake.

mexicans fucking love the monsignor martinez bit. you're like that one blue haired broad from kotaku who went

ERMMMM MARIO IN A SOMBRERO??? THIS IS NOT OKAY

when odyssey was revealed. mexicans loved that too btw

Can't wait to see dale sprouting trump conspiracies, boomhauer going pansexual and bobby being a miserable failure.

If anything dale will be a QAnoner.

This thread alone is why I really hope the world dies, nobody can enjoy or think about anything anymore without a culture war to fight, it's all people in this sick age know how to do, everything is an agenda, someone out to get you, change who you are, destroy your culture, destroy your life for wrong think, can't wait for all this to end. No fucking wonder nobody has hope for the future or things getting better we're all just waiting for enough crash outs to where everybody just kills each other every day until someone does the ultimate rage quit and nukes the world. Humanity was a mistake we weren't suppose to last this long

inexistent degree of reading comprehension

Eres una vergüenza.

Oh my God what the hell happened to Boomhauer?
It's like everybody stayed the same but only he aged by 30 years

NTA but another example is Nacho Libre being the most stereotypical take on mexican culture by an obese jew and guess what? Mexicans fucking love it. I guess you have a point though, I could just say "who cares what whiny faggots think" but it's obvious corpo suits and shareholders do and they're the ones who get to approve what characters are allowed to be in mainstream media.

they need to be divorced to add conflict

The ones getting divorced are Kahn and Minh

Spend years leveling my Bill and getting him the best tank top and sweatpants for his Bulldozer build

Can't bring any of that over to the new game and have to start from square one

Such is life as a Bill main...

without a culture war to fight

When you do a revival of a 90's show yeah you want culture war. Yes, it has an agenda because they did it now and not 10 years ago. They are litterally destroying something that i loved so yeah fuck them i will shit on this show till i fucking breathe.
Sorry kid but you need to wake up.
No i will not be excited for the next product and consuming slop like you.

if the reboot isn't woke shit
nobody will care just make up something so rat king can have content

if the sequel does have woke shit, content for days til the next one comes along then when the show doesn't get a season 2 claim victory

So fucking tired of this haven't enjoyed anything in life since 2003

I am upset

Therefore, the world should end

Faggot

Built for BBC

Big Bobby Cock

The people spouting Qanon shit don't know what they're talking about. King of the hill has never been overtly political or topical. If it's being written by Mike Judge, I'm sure he will avoid that shit. Aside from the George Bush episode, they mostly avoided doing or saying anything that would date the show. They didn't mention Obama once, and I don't think they mentioned Bill Clinton either. I don't know why you think they're going to go full MAGA Trumper shit with this reboot.

Can't put the cat back in the bag lol, enjoy the ride buddy.

It has no sense to revive this particular show. They just want buzz and hatewatch.
This is gonna be a velma.

i already hate it

Tanning beds age you like leather.

maybe you should get outside more anon, the culture war is mostly an internet and media thing

The show kinda deliberately avoided Dale being realistically political hence the real wacko shit, I doubt they'd swerve back in now that it's more contenous than ever.
The chinese guy they casted said on a podcast he's voicing Khan, Toby Huss is back as Dale
Hank's conservatism was double edged, Hank was frequently uptight and obtuse but it would also result in him being a tempered head in times where people over reacted or dived into a dumb new fad.
I mean it's made by the actual creators, I have zero faith it'll be good but equating it to Velma isn't fair.

Bobby had good game in the show i never understood why hank was so worried, he slammed pussy an average of 2-3 for season. Yeah they were psychos or random japanese girls but a slam is a slam.

Lmao just like Native Americans were perfectly okay with Washington's NFL team having the face of a Native American as a logo. And yet? It got changed anyway. Curious!

Curious!

you are such a capital F Faggot holy shit

yeah but you aren't allowed to "meet people in the middle" anymore

tfw you will never have a wife that you grew up with as a child

I honestly thought they weren't going to go this route with it.

It is never the people of the stereotype fucking retards i can't understand if you are just trolling or you are genuinely idiots.

It will 100% be shit because the people writing it will be millennial leftists who will never have understood any of the characters or themes of the original show.

It wouldn't be hard to recast Dale, either. He is a heavy smoker and that can easily be an excuse here.

I surprised they kept Bill instead of killing him off to be honest.

Toby Huss is back as Dale

I know Hardwick did some line readings, but I don't know how much. Huss voiced Khan and Cotton, one of which is dead, so I guess they had to find something for him if they wanted to keep him on the cast.

Show needs a sad sack

Good morning sirs

Remember when bill dressed like a woman because he was crazy and everyone wanted to beat the shit out of him or laugh at him?
Good times, can't wait to see a flashback of that specific situation.

Even aside from the smoking thing, I can do a pretty spot on Dale impression myself and I'm not even a voice actor. I'm sure just about anyone on their team could do it almost perfectly. They just probably wouldn't be able to do the voice of the guy who does announcements at sports games as well.

It was always gonna be that way Cotton understood the chat potential Bobby always had.

Ladybird was really old in the show, she's obviously gone and that's most likely gonna be Peggy's dog.

no they made dale more and more cartoonish from season two on because he was redpilling everyone on season one
droppin some bombs
youtube.com/watch?v=XdC7QtvrcCU

Or the restaurant fails and that's why he has to move back in.

They would never do that nowadays. It wasn't even intended to be anything other than a sad middle age man having a breakdown, but it would get misinterpreted WAY differently today.

I didn't specify Ladybird, just another bloodhound. Ladybird had puppies, after all.

The Beavis and Butthead reboot was perfect

The 2011 revival? Yes. 2022? No.

No she didn't. She couldn't. She had a narrow uterus.

Hank's pissed off face always brings me joy.

I genuinely want to see how Bobby handle in an actual war.

And Toby can no longer voice Khan because of that 'characters of a certain race/ethnicity can only be voiced by an actor/actress of the same race/ethnicity' bullshit.

Nah the newer one was way better.

Thinking a millennial could afford to move out

There was a King of the Hill PC game that was better than this show will be

Yeah too bad b&b is a retarded show for retards, you can't really compare it to koth. I grew up seeing both and is not that... difficult to cater to the b&b audience.

Or could no longer be voiced by Mike because of this shit

Predictive programing. They want drones so bad.

More and more I relate to Hank's rage but I know I'll just end up a Bulldog

That must be the FBI's new black cars.

It's a little more green than I pictured.

That makes a lot of sense. A lot of NON sense.

I didn't really like what they did with Dale in the later episodes. He was especially bad in that episode where Kahn's nephew comes to visit and Dale thinks he's from the future. He was never THAT wacko.

Hulu Original

It's unironically fucking over.
I was slightly optimistic for a KoTH reboot because the 2022 Beavis and Butthead was actually legitimately good, but Disney being involved with KoTH is a fucking trainwreck without any of the social commentary nuance the original had.

Shit, I could swear I remember an episode where she had puppies. Maybe it was a dream sequence or something. Still, bloodhounds don't get nearly enough screen time. As an owner of multiple over the years, I always want to see more of them.

The thing about beavis and butthead is that it is a stupid show about retards, but the writing is actually a lot more clever than you'd expect from a show like that. The retards watching wont notice, but the non retards can appreciate the writing.

Dale switched to vaping

That’s funny

hulu/disney original

Oh fuck, rip. It's dead in the water.

Of course she would choose a white guy. Wonder if they have kids or they will eventually in the show.

I'm pretty sure all this shit is just here to signify "hey it's the future now" and it's supposed to juxtapose how these rednecks are living in a world they didn't grow up in. I really doubt any of these things will be featured in the show.

I bought this at eb games when i was 13, before I even got my computer, a sony vaio with windows xp, shit was so comfy popping that disk in and running the installation, didn't even have internet, played this and the pinball game for a couple years until we finally had dsl.

Fair but we are talking about koth, b&b is not even near koth over social and political commentary.

So will Good Hank show up?

The thing is that Mike was born in like El Salvador or something and speaks fluent Spanish.

I only watch it through sped up versions on tiktok

Hank's old fashionedness was viewed as a negative trait in the original show,

It actually wasn't, but that's alright, lots of people make that mistake.

I'd imagine he'd hate vaping until the government started to ban all the good flavors and put warning labels on them, at which point he'd go all in on it.

That episode showed how hank rage was unironically needed and saved his dumb friends. You can't possibly have something like this today. It reminds me also that episode of teen titans where beastboy acted with "toxic masculinity" but in the end that masculinity saved the day. Today you can't have the middle ground, you can't have rage or any male trait because MALE BAD.

or dale being so dumb he thinks nancy was abucted by ayylmaos instead realizing john redcorn is josephs father

boomhauer has an episode where he gets his heart broke, realizes how he's treated women

bill gets episodes where he gets confronted with his failures and mans up anyways

every other character had episodes where they face their faults or past and improve as people except dale, he got sillier and dumber
closest we got was dale forced to take an office job
we could have had an episode where dale reveals to john redcorn he always knew and kept it secret for josephs sake
character deserved better than to be a dumb cuck

Then do a new show.

They did try to do a new show after KotH ended. It was called the Greene Family and it was supposed to parody liberals like king of the hill parodied conservatives. It was a little too silly, and it only lasted one season. It wasn't good.

You can't show cigs anymore in cartoons today unless is "ironic" or is the episode where you shame smokers.

King of the hill isn't a show for kids. There's no reason why they couldn't still do it.

Bobby is funny, confident, has good morals and a strong personality. Hank doesn't realize it, but he raised that boy well.

He means racism as in the current definition which is a quasi-religious movement about worshipping brown people.
Not racism as in the incredibly hilarious ideological problem where people get excessively mad about people being the wrong color.

I'm hoping Junichiro shows up too, with a wife and son of his own.

It doesn't matter, you can't show people smoking anywhere not even in adult sitcoms. If the show can be seen by a kid then is verboten.

boomhauer has not aged well, holy shit

It's more like nobody smokes anymore. The only people who do are crusty ass 60+ years old. The ones that haven't died yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=h1FLRlVnHJQ

Anon, they had a Myspace episode near the end of the original run and Donna making a complete ass of herself and the company she works for is still a very relevant message today with Twitter, Youtube, Tiktok, etc.

This is a fucking Space Ghost skit

Ideally. Question is how will they play the "favored child" angle, even though cotton died when he was a baby

That’s not Hank, that’s Boomhauer.

Junichiro moves to Houston when his robotics company builds an office there

it could happen considering how much houston is becoming silicon valley 2.0 in the gayest way possible

nobody smokes anymore

You can't smoke inside

You can't smoke outside

Cigs are seen worse than crack or antidepressants

No shit. I stopped smoking because i didn't have enough money for warhammer but back in my days was a normal thing. Today is one of those "you are like hitler" situations.

Probably be a complete fuck-up, but since G.H would only be like 20 then Hank could guide him. It's enough for an episode or for an entire arc if they wanted to go that way.

I mean, less so, because there's literally NOBODY organic on any of those websites, it's all talent agencies, or in the case of TikTok the chinese government trying to get westerner children to kill themselves by eating tide pods or vandalize their schools.
Even intentional knockoffs purporting to be about organic traffic like Blue Sky are plagued by astroturfing.
It just wouldn't make sense to do an episode about internet shit unless it was like, one of these websites trying to torment and demoralize people still using them, since that's ALL they do.

I'm hoping all the "modern" stuff in the picture is just to reiterate this is a reboot, not hints at plots for episodes

Dale vape - literally already had one where he switched to chew

Dale vr

bill order food

dale sprouting trump conspiracies

Dale is based. The finale will reveal that Dale has native american granparents, so Joseph is his biological son

boomhauer going pansexual

Boomhauer will become depressed because he's too old for the new dating scene. Bill will be a lot happier in contrast.

bobby being a miserable failure

Bobby is unironically the Chad of the Hill.

Nobody wants to smell your stinking ass around, smokers are a fucking public nuisance.

you're thinking of austin. houston is a close second i guess, but austin is getting raped and gaped by tech chuds atm

Good Hank is a character

huge dudebro since Cotton was 6'4

open chauvinist and bigot

only person who gets along with him is his uncle Bobby

Honestly using AI to voice Dale's voice would be funny and fit in character

No, they're 21. But they are fucking.

he’s never played Pro-Pain

GH is cotton 2.0 but pre shin loss.

Kino. Best thing I've heard since Joseph should look like John redcorn but dress and act like dale

he didn't resurrect it, it was just knocked it out and they thought it was dead

Blasphemer!

I mean when you say "Trump Conspiracies" are we talking the stuff we know happened without a doubt because of the pardon spam at the end of Biden administration and you'd have to be a complete and total retard to pretend things were on the up and up at this point?

I miss big box PC games

I think the timeskip is ten years, so he would be either 10 or 11. If they have him show up he would probably befriend Gracie.

perfect

most of the only good parts were old beavis and butthead. rest was forgettable and beavis talking to fire was absolute shit

Anon Babble's they only board in recent times that regularly gets actual cp posted, that's not good

all of those traits but he's 10

Every board is shit at discussing their own subject

Bobby being a miserable failure

The Anon Babble thread the leaks for Season 14 were posted on explicitly confirm a now adult Bobby hooking up with Connie much to Hank's prudish vexation

They won.

Will peggy not show up?

Yeah, also I think DiDi got remarried to a professional wrestler so that could be pretty cool if they stick with it.

bill order food

It's absolutely a Bill Deliver Food B plot where he starts obsessively stalking one of the regulars. Not because he's chasing pussy, as is the typical Bill thing, but because he's desperate to fix his one star rating and unable to find out what he's doing wrong.

The fun part is how easy it is to dismiss that simply by saying "trump would have gone after them if he hadn't" which is literally just conspiratorial thinking on the part of the left despite claiming that all conspiracy theorists are MAGAts. They literally believe lies that they made up themselves and somehow think they're still more intelligent and rational. Hell a lot of them are convinced that trump rigged BOTH of his won elections despite saying it wasn't possible to do that in 2020.

a seagull or some kind of bird

It was an endangered variant of Crane.
If it was a Heron, they should have left it dead, those things are assholes.

I know you are thinking about the episode when he stalks the running girl but if you do an episode like that today must end on bill going to jail or you are fucked.

implying Hollywood writers know about FiveM

Would Joseph go to college and get his hidden heritage revealed for scholarships or would Dale prevent it thinking he would get brainwashed and he's just an exterminator with his dad?
I can't remember much of his character but I don't think he liked killing bugs and he was good at sports

yeah all that stuff you farted out

i never understood why hank was so worried

I just watched the episode where Bobby accidentally saw Luanne naked after a day on the lake and after Kahn bitches about Bobby and Connie taking their shirts off, Hank giggles to himself and lets out a sigh of relief.

6'4" 10 year old jock

based

Anon Babble still gets it regularly. there was some tranny who for some reason was so axeblasted about the constant Claude Plays Pokemon threads that he would constantly spam real CP in the threads. Ban evasion isn't difficult. the stream is still going and claude is still in Mt Moon. Sand is over level 60 now.

It doesn't even have to be a girl. it can just be one blemish from some fat dude who gives everyone a low rating and no tips. And Bill's such a sucker for approval he'd do anything in this side gig that really doesn't matter.

The fuck are you two on about? You can still smoke indoors and outdoors. 2/3rds of the people I know smoke, myself included and we are all in our mid thirties

American Neo-Cons are not “conservative” by any measure.

You just know his Guy Fieri looking ass took the young Laotian woman to Flavor Town. ;)

Half of the threads on Anon Babble have a character from some shitty FOTM anime as the OP picture with a loose premise for a thread topic, and the thread always immediately devolves into discussion about the show itself and not about OP's question. Like says, the most civil threads on Anon Babble are almost ALWAYS about something entirely unrelated. There was a thread about pizza a week ago that reached bump limit.

he smoked so much that the company making the brand he smokes even outright said it should have killed him long ago in the episode where he pretends to believe cigarettes made Nancy unattractive in court

He didn't really show any interest in taking up Dale's Dead Bug, but it wouldn't be outlandish either. He had some interest in bugs the same way Dale does, showing enthusiasm at the Hissing Cockroaches in the basement.
He'd scoff at the idea of doing a heritage test because 1- he knows his dad is Dale, and they can probably trace their family tree back to their immigration to America, or 2- he and Dale know those things are just DNA harvesting schemes.
He also has mild contempt for John Redcorn, just seeing him as some weird loser guy his dad is friends with.

Would Joseph go to college and get his hidden heritage revealed for scholarships

Yes, but then it'll be revealed that Dale has Native American ancestry and Joseph is his biological son.

If Dale's VA died they should have just had Dale die of lung cancer instead of trying to replace him. It's a sign the show is made by committee. Instead of respecting past works they need the popular schizo character.

they had a whole episode where he got depressed during i think christmas and they had to keep watch to make sure he didn't try anything

i could have sworn this was already a joke in king of the hill but hilarious either way

Dale's original VA had already recorded quite a bit of lines by the time he died, the entire season was already written, and probably started the animation process as well. They'd have probably had to throw out almost everything.

I mean more pertinently you have the issue on Anon Babble most of the fags here are here for perverse incentives.
You go to a TF2 thread, you've got retards screaming that

UM ACCORDING TO ISUCKALLTHECOCKS.GAY TF2 ONLY HAS 4 PLAYERS STOP PLAYING IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

You go to and Deltarune despite it coming out in a month you've got retards shrieking about their fanfiction crap and some dude poorly trying to impersonate the guy who got infamous for spending $2000 on scat porn trying to get Undertale banned.
A lot of the other threads are unironic shilling, or pissed off fanboys given the absolute fucking state of a new hardware platform releasing this month being fucking embarrassing.
Retards with perverse incentives don't know what to do when a thread that's off topic leaks in because they have no script to run off of?
What is some chink going to shill some game they're botting that nobody cares about?
Is someone going to scream about how Gamebox 420 is better than Hank?
None of that shit would work here.

with all the shit dale believed, he'd actually probably end up not believing it

I'm pretty sure that's the episode where he troons out and thinks he's Lenore

Except for Anon Babble it’s always shit wherever

I don't know if it was a whole episode about it, but Peggy mentions that she was told Dale had a jamaican grandmother which is why joseph looked like that.

Hank looked old in Season 1 before Mike Judge redesigned him to look younger.

Dale writes off Joseph being significantly darker than him and Nancy on him having a Jamaican grandmother.

this would definitely be dale, especially with the whole "Smoking Bandit" bit that happened when he couldn't smoke indoors anymore

t, but Peggy mentions that she was told Dale had a jamaican grandmother which is why joseph looked like that.

The thing is that irl people do fall for that line of thinking. I heard a whole story about a woman and her husband denying their kid was mixed black from an affair because they had those southen Italian genes. It's fucking hilarious.

Did throwing the term "online" really let this thread survive here? are mods bots?

i feel like Dale would end up being one of us

That shit actually happens though

No, that’s what they told Peggy before she found out about the Affair, Dale thinks Ayys impregnated Nancy with his sperm.

How is that even "racist"? That shit is a cool "stereotype". lmao

3 different 40+ year old people i work with live with their parents were construction guys who work for the city digging shit up its not that weird anymore thanks to everything being expensive as shit

Modern definicion of racism

That's because Anon Babble is actually a subcategory of all entertainment. There are mech games and movies, etc etc, so you can't have nearly as fresh discussion.

mods only delete threads that are about games they don't like or threads with porn or illegal content.

leftoids hate brown people in shows that are primarily white. A show isn't diverse unless every character is the same shade of brown.

No, it really wasn't.

Pocket sand

MUH LEFTIST

jfc

We live in a post-Apu world anon. There was nothing racist about him either yet someone made a big stink about it regardless.

there's a reason why all POC characters were protested to have their voice actors changed to not be voiced by white people, and it wasn't normal people who were protesting.

definicion

HEY BOYS IT'S A SPY!

The funny thing about that is that tons of characters have been recasted BECAUSE of that guy, and yet Apu was unceremoniously retired entirely from the show and not recasted. He hasn't had a speaking role in like 8 years though he does still show up in the background.

I'm a jeet and I hated that apu was faking an accent that didn't even sound like my dad but yeah it wasn't as big a deal as they made it. Why did no one just hire a real jeet with an accent and bring him back? You know why. There's a thing called nuance, both political parties hate brown people.
Didn't koth have an episode on retarded burger identity politics? Muh handshake.

Fuck that faggot street shitter. I hope he was bullied a ton in school.

the episode was about Hank trying to get her to have puppies and then failing

The real reason I'm assuming they didn't recast Apu is that, even if he was recast, he's still a fundamentally racist stereotype. He works at a convenience store.

Didn't koth have an episode on retarded burger identity politics? Muh handshake.

Yes. Hank fled to Mexico because Bush's handshake was limp. Also, Luanne almost voted for a Communist.

He owns it actually.

was there actually a King of The Hill PC game? always thought it was only a joke

Ayuda por favor

He is too busy ruinning your video games with Netflix cartoons

It wasn't anything like you'd imagine. I think it was a point and click or something.

Of course
Every single remake is shit
Every
Single
One
....cartoons I mean

That scene where the Indian kid kissed her and she just laughed made me feel something

Will it ever happen

He really rock her world

youtube.com/watch?v=37Fwy_JIwoc
youtube.com/watch?v=_pfShpkqT_Q

tfw you will never move into a late 90s rural texan suburban

still no reboot reboot

He works at a convenience store.

Yeah man, go find a few convenience stores that aren't part of some larger chain like Racetrac or QuickTrip(but also a lot of those too), and find the owner.
6/10 times they're Dravidian.

He'd probably be an easy avenue to have plots about young kids Bobby having to grapple with being a responsible adult, Hank grappling with age, the general weirdness of their brother/uncle being a little kid that's the spitting image of them when they were younger.

dravidian

The what now

No, just stay dead. I loved Mission Hill and downtown but they have no place in today's age.

they shouldn't have cut the "nico-teens" bit from the smoking episode

I mean there's a discussion there about how unbelievably racist Indian dudes are but I don't think anyone's ready to touch that conversation.

And it's still a stereotype based on race whether or not it generally holds true. Even family guy is starting to move away from doing jokes like that. That's just the world we live in now.

If it makes you feel better, you're on Anon Babble (home of twitter dumps) specifically where these types congregate who obsess over retarded shit like this.

Bullshit propaganda

whether or not it generally holds true

realistically grounded media shouldn't reflect truth and reality and instead promote a fantasy world

That's because people in the west, the only people who's opinions matter, have somehow collectively decided that you aren't allowed to point out flaws of people in other countries. Go on reddit and you'll see people saying it's racist to even criticize india or china AT ALL, though they never seem to explain why they think that if you press them on it, funny enough.

Well that's not my opinion. I think Apu is one of the more positively portrayed character on the simpsons. It's just a general consensus among people who make these shows that you're not allowed to make jokes at the expense of a non-white character, even if the joke isn't about their race.

Well there's one way it could Penis. Penis PENISPENISPENIS!

it wouldn't really work with someone who only met his brother as a baby and never knew his dad

I genuinely wish it was.

Live in south texas

Corner store gets a new Indian manager

In a single week literally every employee there is Indian

Corner store immediately falls the fuck apart and closes down because the dudes there aren't good at running a corner store

that's because the only people willing toput up with smokers are other smokers. it's like how the only people willing to put up with trannies are other trannies. or smoking trannies. i noticed some overlap with the two groups, though there is not nearly enough data to make any solid correlation just yet.

If they do make political jokes about trump it better be something funny like on the level of hank not wanting to vote for bush because of his handshake

Oh look the same repeated lie. White people don't want to work with a bunch of "jeets."

It's always hilarious to hear Tom Kenny swearing.

Nah he's a tranny in this

If you put them in the position to hire people, they will always prioritize other indians, usually people they know. It can even be in a white collar office job. The average jeet is more racist than any white man could ever be. The fun part is that you aren't allowed to notice this or say anything about it.

where did he say it would be a girl?

The exact same propaganda spiel, as it connections aren't always the most important thing when looking for a job.

Anon there's a leaked animatic that shows he and connie are banging.

maybe they'll make a joke about him being from new york

their bullshit about elon musk somehow using starlink to rig the election is a very entertaining conspiracy with how fucking stupid it is

Dude, there's no way they could end up with employee demographs like that if they weren't being racist, and even then I don't even give a shit that they're Indian, I hate them WAY more for not letting me put chili and cheese in a bag a fritos like the old manager did and subsequently the store closing down.

nobody will care just make up something so rat king can have content

I'm rereading a series from the 2000s on Anon Babble and there's one character that an anon tried arguing was a woke girlboss. The character in question was a stuck-up, opinionated bitch that the series never pretends is right and gets in arguments with other characters all the time where there's no clear winner or "right" party. But because it's [current year] she has to be a mouthpiece for the author.

Do the universe was funny and nothing is going to change that opinion

Naw and I hope they don't. Mission Hill is a happy snapshot of a time where everything in the simulation wasn't all fucked up. It should remain as is.

I'm sure you can pull this mythical corner store on Google maps up and it won't show its open right now, huh?

surprised nobody ever tried making Pro-PAIN real

Funny how Hank's old fashionedness was viewed as a negative trait

I'm sorry, only transvestites saw it that way. Normal functional people saw hank has a good guy.

Give to me the Dox you racist bastard

No way fag.

Pretty sure that's why new episodes of Boondocks never materialized, because John Witherspoon died, and they didn't want to do it without him because he was just that good at voicing Granddad.

It sucks his son didn't pick up the role since he does a pretty good impression. Maybe it would be too painful I dunno.

I accept your concession. What's so fun about making up lies about Indians for you?

the guy who got infamous for spending $2000 on scat porn trying to get Undertale banned

what

even if he did, those aren't updated automatically. the best buy near me closed down 2 years ago and it still has hours listed and doesn't say its closed. you can't trust that a bunch of jeets would go in there and update it themselves.

propaganda

What do you call your caste system, dipshit? Racism is built into your society.