Whats in the stick?

Whats in the stick?

moviegame slop

It'll never work out. Kojima is a fucking hack. You can't use his ideas because you're not Kojima and people won't care about them because of that.

dolphin porn and rickrolls

I know it's probably written in Japanese but my sides are imploding imagining that it's all one-sentence half baked nonsense written in his typical engrish.

contains instructions for a scavenger hunt

It's nothing but a bunch of piss porn like the one Randy Pitchford left at Medieval Times.

after I die please butcher all of my ideas for the next few decades

what did he mean by this

pee pee poo poo

What's the point? He has never had confidence in any team to do MGS without him so why would he leave teams with his ideas?

Death Stranding 2, featuring even less gameplay

Joosten feet pics

Game ideas. The image literally says whats inside it.

leave your staff a USB and tell them to only open it after you die

it's full of dick pics and all the sex videos he made with different girls

This

i agree, he should come back as a ghost to direct games instead

Lawnmower man

so basically he's saying none of his subordinates have any ideas whatsoever of their own and wants them to just keep making games from his dogshit ideas
pretty insulting and I wouldn't blame them for staging a walkout

Sixty four American gigabytes of dolphin porn.

I want a game like Death Stranding where you have to pack and prepare for journeys and the terrain is a constant threat, but it takes place entirely in a big dungeon with Dragon's Dogma style action combat.

A heroic spy named Fag Gayman and his sidekick Nerd Loser have to infiltrate Naughty Samson Island to find out why notorious terrorist Gay Fagman has kidnapped Dr Secretly Evil, a leading weapons researcher, and what connection Fagman may secretly have to Gayman

its all just gay porn

Retarded shit no one will be able to decipher because they wont be interpretting it from an experiencialist perspective.

OtaconxSolid yaoi

Whats in the stick?

Nothing
It doesn't even have a partition table

Hunter Schafer nudes

game you can smell

game where you are your own dad

game where you can only defeat by healing

game where you invent the "stick"

game you can only win by never starting

VR exists

Neurolink exists

It's Sword Art Online. That's exactly the sort of shit Kojima would pull on his deathbed.

He’s got terabytes

things/dontclick/

QWOP but you're controlling two hands that are trying to jerk off a wiener

whoah... I have one like that too...

Metal Gear Solid □: Guns of the Patriots

the game is called KamEra:Death Gear
set in the cyberfunk future of Era
in Era everyone uses a "gear" called Kam, which can cause death
you are sent to the future to unite the users of "kam" in the city of Era

Skyrim with Pokémon

game that is life

life in a game that ends when the game ends

His brain to make an AI

Literally nothing.
But because he said this, all the games from the studio can be labeled as "from the dying mind of kojimbo" and every one will stumble over their selves to pretend it's great and heap awards on to it.

MGSV Chapter 3 DLC

USB killer that bricks all of his staff's computers, servers and backups.

Hideover's getting mogged folder.

girls

lol

the instructions to invent the camera 2.0
new video game genres such as the "shooter genre" or the "japanese game of role playing"

1. DreamFax 1997
You play as a psychic fax machine in a corporate office that can send dreams instead of documents. Every fax changes reality slightly. Your enemy? The office printer. Final boss is Microsoft Clippy.

2. Toe President: Democracy on Foot
A sentient big toe runs for president in a post-foot society. You must win debates, avoid toenail assassins, and uncover the Sock Conspiracy. Game is controlled entirely with foot pedals.

3. Regret Engine™
You’re a time traveler who can only go back 3 seconds, but every rewind ages you emotionally by 3 years. The goal is to cook an omelette without having a breakdown.

4. Left Pocket: A Story of Forgotten Gum
The entire game takes place inside the left pocket of a teenager’s jeans. Time moves differently. There’s a civil war between lint tribes. The gum speaks in riddles.

5. We Are All Elevators
You are not a person. You are a building’s collective elevator consciousness. Decide who lives or dies by taking them to different floors. Has a jazz soundtrack and a twist ending where you become stairs.

64 gb porn of hunter.

game you can only win by never starting

any live service game

Dies without actually making a movie because he's too lazy to go on set

Actually that drive would only have like 56GB available to use.

Somehow a 30gig notepad document with sentences like "Laundry folding entirely in second person perspective" and "Rhythm game based on the Battle of Midway."

Mad, why are we posing for this fucking manlet?

He said Sony will give us 6 gorillion shekels if we pretend to be his friends.

>game where you can only defeat by healing

this is just any jrpg with white mages vs undead
so that'd be pretty rad.

the game

You didn't say that you lost, so it doesn't count.

One text file named

kojima.txt

Contents:

I'm allright.

game starts

A Hideo Kojima USB game

post yfw

the game is always on

Didn't they already make this one?

game you can fuck

game turns on

its a picture of a camera pointed at the back of your head

BRAVO KOJIMBO

HAVE NO FEAR, THEY'LL HAVE STORIES FOR YEARS

a game where you have to wait 24 hours irl before doing the mission to simulate passing time

It never stopped Ubisoft from using Tom Clancy's name, even if he died years ago.

You remember that joke Peter Molydeux account? Something like that but lacking self awareness

This.
If he truly want to keep his vision to live after he die, he would already train his staff on creating a "kojima" game without his involvement.
Take miura for example, he knew that he's going to die.
So, he trained his assistants to make loli fetish manga so they can continue on making berserk after he's dead.

'Ick on stick

the bitches from MGS4
F U L L Y M O D E L E D

Retarded slop with very specific demands to include a B/C-list actor because at the time of when he typed up whatever document he put onto the USB, he was watching some random literal who movie that featured them

unreleased white actress mo-caps

His digitalized mind

Tbe same thing that was on Randy Pitchford's.

Meanwhile at western game dev USB

EL SECRETO DE LA CREATIVIDAD

So this is where the Chapter 3 and Return to Camp Omega files are being hidden...

300 GB of Quiet porn

here's one, apparently

it's real

is kojima an industry plant? every thing about this guy and the aura around him feels about as artificial as it gets

if i have to say who's behind kojimbo, i'll say sony.

half life 3 in the usb

plug it in

a thousand windows with rickroll open

system goes unresponsive

reboot it

instead of OS you get a "did u rike it?" message

a rip of sonic the hedgehog but it contains the soul of my dead goldfish and super scary shit happens frfr

realistically and unironically? his DNA

kekekkek

LA CREATIVIDAD

The life and times of Joakim Mogren.

I live on through this USB!

wrong, you fucking idiot. it's the same thing as art getting more expensive after the artist dies. they will sell like hotcakes, because their dead kojimbo's ideas.

the final husbando

.txt file with a bunch of dumb stuff he came up with in the shower

Sounds like a scummy gacha