Could not have picked a worse location

Could not have picked a worse location

Honestly? I think it's pure soul kino.

They built it in the white neighborhood.

The best part about this is that you can literally walk into the store, steal anything you walk out, and you can't be arrested lmao.

isn't that the public defecation state?

a pile of shit to match all the other piles of shit in San Francisco

I couldn't think of a more fitting location.

How long until a fent zombie ODs in the bathroom?

everything will get stolen

What about Redmond man, why they keep ignoring Seattle

of all the cities in California, why

Somebody post...the map.

yeah we're full, don't come here it sucks

Pozzed aidsniggers will steal

How long until it's covered in poop?

Is this an AI image, or is the first thing they want people to associate with Nintendo a whole bunch of baby shit?

You can do that in any store not ran by a mouthbreather ready to get raped in jail for stopping you though.

Soulless, Nintendo fans are no different than Disney Adults. Severely mentally stunted degenerates who need to be treated like leapers.

Nintendo should focus on appealling to kids again and not 35 year old men.

imagine the diversity

Imagine the smell.

I EAGERLY await the switch 2 launch

im in ninten store lookin for pokeyman cards just stole some yt kids iphone #westcoast #mario

can't wait to see wario and daisy cosplayers there obscenely making out in public

kek

LMAO
#niggerlivesmatter

Nah fuck these faggots. I want my son to be able to enjoy Nintendo games but I would be a deadbeat dad if I handed him a Shit 2 with a $90 Mario Kart with open world slop track design.

Could not have picked a worse location

Anywhere in Canada?
Hell, Quebec City, so Canada but French.

Plus the spit up rag. And tote bag. The entire display is basically a lonely, single mom starter kit.

I think that anon was making fun of the LA law were people can just get away with shoplifting under $750

San Francisco is such a shithole. I don't know why companies keep investing in it like it's still the 90's.

tendies are faggots

places store in the faggot capital of the world

Sounds good to me.

baby clothes

It's public defecation capital of the US for sure.

They literally wouldn't have hired him if his last name wasn't Bowser.

Sure they would have, he's a (((member))).

of course the nintendo center would be located in the AIDS capital of the world lmao

why does it look so cold and lifeless like a surgeon's office? it's nintendo for god's sake, they could make it look fun as hell

They'll just temporarily jack the prices on everything up to $951 so they can tell the coppers to nab you

Sorry anon, fun makes it harder to sell the property when they inevitably go belly-up

brown up skin with shoe wax before trial

"I'm unfairly targeted because of the color of my skin"

DA cancels trial to appease browns

The way Sanfranciscans shit (lol) on tourists complaining about what they encountered on public discourse places is insane.

I got to my hotel and got off my car to check in, but when I came back like 10 mins later they broke into my car and stole everything

Then you see the replies and it's a nonstop sea of shit just blaming the person. YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN! Yep, expected! You probably deserved it! etc.
It's insane.

You'll survive

Nah, it's fine. California voted to make stealing illegal again in 2024. What now, chuds?

This is the video game board, calm down schizo.

This is the video game board, calm down schizo.

this isnt a real sign, btw

if this is true, why ever buy anything?

implying Anon Babble actually knows anything about california law

they also think gun ownership is completely banned

san francisco

What were they thinking here?

only 1 out of 10 weird claims need to be true to destroy a reputation. and with california its 8-9 out of 10

I am anticipating the news reports on how people get mugged by meth heads and homeless for their switch 2's

no, actually try to name a single thing Anon Babble's been right about. The state went more red than ever last election

San Fran is the perfect spot for NuNintendo

san franshitsco

so they're giving away all that stuff for free to marginalized Black bipoc's of color tho? based nintendo *soimouths*

How are they going to gatekeep blacks from entering?

Swimming pool at the entrance

anon california voted for reagan and had a republican governor like 12 years ago

Isn't there a store that intentionally charges prices over that shoplifting limit, which also provides customers with a "discount" if they pay at the cash register?

if california is so great why is everyone with means moving away from it?

to be fair that election was full of absolute clowns and retards anyway

cost of living

Look at all of that free Nintendo merchandise just waiting to be resold.

No such thing in SF

he thinks blapipo can afford the presidio or russian hill

Black people drive in from Oakland into San Francisco to steal. How new are you?

what does that have to do with white neighborhoods?

Los Angeles isn't better by a long shot, but it still baffles me that they didn't think of building it near their actual, fucking theme park. Seriously, why San Francisco of all places?

WILD WOODY

nintendo has stores in 7 countries
one of those is israel
a curious choice

Nintendo makes bank and everyone is jealous of them.

country full of jews

build a store expecting them to spend money

I can only imagine the haggling that goes on in there.

ayy dios mio

Nintendo makes bank

Nintendo has opened no banks to date

like NYC is any safer...

This is the most fitting location, together with the rest of the cancerous enterprises plaguing the modern age. All that's left is to move their official headquarters there.

and not only do they have a store in israel, they have TWO stores in israel
japan has 3 stores and the US has two stores

I lol'd out loud when we had an almost-riot in Atlanta, and Kemp just threatened to deploy the National Guard. People immediately went "uh, I gotta be at work in the morning."

Did you mean to say jewish? Show some fucking respect will ya

Nintendo quite literally doesn't know what fun looks like anymore

I thought the Pokemon Cafe that I went to in Singapore was kind of sad and generic, but this makes that look like a damn 1980's McDonald's by comparison.

nigs go into white neighborhood to wreak havoc my boy

ultradense

filled to the rafters with softhanded overly-financed consumerist techie manchildren

I dunno, Frisco seems like the best place for a Tendie store.

watching news this morning

reporters doing that stupid thing non video game people do where they do the whole "LOL I DUNNO GAMES WHAT IS THIS A PIKACHU LOL IM SO NORMAL"

Nintendo spends all of its time routing out pirates and emulators

people can just walk in and steal 750 dollars worth of bing bing wahoo

There's already a Nintendo gift shop in the Universal City Walk (it's the open to the public strip outside the park where you can watch movies and go to restaurants). I went there last year and its literally just filled with Mario Kart shit and things for the theme park. No Switch games, not even Switch cases. It's fucking gay.

Except that's not true. $950 and under is a misdemeanor, but still an arrestable offense.

sepsis infection flareup from the the skin grafts not taking

implying californian cops will risk arresting anyone, unless you're on the approved list of people to hate.

So what, Nintendo's gonna lobby the police department to stand outside 24/7 or grant them special permission to have security scooping people? Because it's illegal for anyone other than cops to apprehend shoplifters.

Went to the New York location recently, they made it completely soulless compared to the old 3ds/WiiU days.

If you asked Cali police to watch your store they'd still be standing across the street in fear they touch someone wrong, it would do nothing.

Why not? Biggest concentration of söyboys per square mile in the country.

San franshitsco, and really all of cuckifornia, is hell on earth. It is full of the dregs of American society. The worst of the worst.

You're exxaggerating. You act like there are literal videos of robbers stuffing garbage bags full of goods, while security sits by and watches.

fuck, the shedding of my prostate's endometrium HURTS!

I've seen the same thing happen with plenty of other cities. Someone who's not used to shithole american cities getting mugged/stolen from/etc complains and there's always a defensive response from people who live there talking about how it's perfectly normal and the person complaining it's being unreasonable. American city dwellers don't realize how completely fucked up their cities are, they believe that a city being a crime-ridden shithole is a law of the universe and every other city on the planet is the same way.

youll never catch me flatfoot

Wait, is that real? You can just steal in some US states with 0 repercussion? Please no memes, I just want to understand

The real answer is because most people aren't pieces of shit. The legal answer is because they can't stop you but they can trespass you and then call the cops when you get there instead of after you leave, which wouldn't happen because wagies aren't allowed to give a shit since and masks exist.

no

If you don't defend your property, you don't deserve to have it, nerd.

if you're brown, yeah
if you're white you'll still get arrested even though it's legal

It's not 0 but it's also literally a known limit for it to be anything more than a slap on the wrist