Official Expedition 33 thread

I wanted to like it, I really did. I got through the tutorial, killed the mime, saw the first major cutscene, and... I felt nothing. People claimed they cried at the end of the tutorial. What? I just couldn't get into it. Does it get better? Am I missiing somethin?

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he killed the Mime

post proof

first act is the only one that is ok after that the game and story shits itself, its the typical overrate recency bias current streamer game

Took a few tries, but it wasn't impossible or anything.

i swear i've seen this exact thread before

This. The first act gives you just enough to think there's some deeper meaning or emotional payoff coming, but it nosedives hard. It’s like they blew the budget and ideas early on and started scrambling by Act 2. The streamer hype turned it into a "YOU JUST DON'T GET IT BRO" game when really it’s just painfully mid with a coat of paint that tricks people into thinking it's profound.

you're not wrong
it's a pasta thread

It's not. I haven't posted this before.

Whyd this game mindbreak Anon Babble so hard?
I haven't seen so many mindbreaks resulting in new board schizos since Baldurs Gate 3.

1. not on nintendo
2. poors can't run it
3. it got popular fast

BG3 is a much better game than this...

Am I missiing somethin?

A brain.

It's final fantasy brand loyalty schizos. They're mentally ill like that

didn't like some game that made people cry

YOU'RE A SCHIZO

big yikes

Look how defensive final fantasy autists get. Kek

schizo triggered because he was called a schizo again

good + popular

B-b-but I (center of the universe) didn't like it

Not everything is for everyone, as it should be.

OP if you're a guy you're not going to cry at the opening, you were listening to the hyperbole from young women. The opening should've gotten you interested in the characters and world though.

Perhaps you just aren't mature enough yet to understand and respect the accomplishment this game has made.

The mimes have 2 different attacks, you have to have parkinsons or something to have any issues killing them.

Both masterpieces
Both not Japanese

This is the reason

I'm 36. I think I'm mature enough for this *checks notes* JRPG-lite.

Have you considered that you just have shit taste?

Do trannies like this game? It will help decide whether i buy it or not

no u

JRPG-lite

you're one of those. Let me guess, not enough grade schoolers for your liking.

tragic, emotional, and grimdark opening hour

turns into fun JRPG trip

honestly the beginning might be my least favorite part lmao

Am I missiing somethin

Probably a soul or something. Hey it's okay, not all games are for everybody.

it's amazing how these schizos try to convince you that the game is great despite already playing it yourself to find that it's just mid

Nobody likes this shit. Its just extremely heavily shilled so a lot of sheep jumped on the bandwagon

I just finished the game, only missing Simon before i put it down and im 1.5m chroma short to buy the whole inventory of the merchant in the eternal night sanctuary and the one in Renoir's drafts.
1.5m chroma.
Not even gonna farm it, dont really care for that short of completionism but it surprised me to be missing that much after having done all the side content i could find.
Im level 91, lets see what all this Simon talk is about.

I assume you only see that image if you side with Maelle?
Cause i killed the mime on my 3 party members for the bald meme and dont remember that scene. And that can't be from when you come to Lumiere after the paintress since you couldnt reach it before you can fly right?

Not on the Switch.

People claimed they cried at the end of the tutorial. What? I just couldn't get into it. Does it get better? Am I missiing somethin?

I didn't cry a single time during the game. It's still the GOTY and one of the best games of recent years.
Do you fags only judge games on your crymeter?

no

I don't think you are, you are obviously missing something here about yourself.

p-p-p-p-please like my game!!

kek

basing life decisions that only affect you personally on what a group you hate does

What, you think I'm lying about my age?

Spergs out and posts a bajillion threads about mediocre game

People disagree

"Why'd this game mindbreak Anon Babble so hard?"

For fuck's sake, do you seriously have so little self-awareness? YOU'RE the weirdo.

huh? whats that from

Am I missiing somethin?

White skin, probably.

It's pure reddit.

EPBP

There any particular reason to spare the white nevrons? I've been killing them as soon as I finish their side quests and the only thing I've seen so far is the one hand nevron that gets pissed and attacks me.

If you dont kill them (except for the one that wants to battle) you get 100 lumina color from a white nevron npc called Blanche, need flying to reach her.

Lore drops, achievement and lumina points

There is a huge squeenix fanbase here that gets absolutely furious at anything that people think might be better than their favorite squeenix slop.
Atlus and Monolithsoft game threads get the same mind broken fanboys, it was especially bad back in the day for Xenoblade 2 and Persona 5 after FF15 sucked ass and they felt they had be especially insufferable