It is Friday once again sirs.
It is Friday once again sirs
YOROKOBE SHOUNEN
You opened the strange thread
Simply lurking it makes you feel uneasy
Something is wrong
I love daily Umi threads but can we please title them as "Umineko" so that everyone can find them in the search?
Blunder Red and never evers, witness my true power!
NEVER EVER FORM, ACTIVATE!
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es and whores
*bans you*
She likes to watch
47 has a new tag team partner
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Can't believe I'm actually enjoying Tomato's show
*ahem*
Elf cunny
I was a little doubtful at first but Machu is actually winning me over even if I'm still getting used to the artstyle.
artsyle
Understandable whenever you see it I'm just reminded of Pokemon but Gundam
gachaslop does DMC mobile better than the actual DMC mobile
There's a voice clip of Vergil actually laughing and sounding excited
Tharn fucks Khajiit girls not Elves
It is always right to mock gachashit
Always
SHLORRP
SHLERRP
MMMM
I LOVE MAPO TOFU
what do you guys think mystery offseason thing could be?
"Yes I'm stupid and I like stupid in a woman"
Beatrice makes an entire murder mystery based on the premise that Battle is smart
Battler's actually a retard
Beatrice kills herself
rimworld
jk hundred line
Is TFR still on hiatus? the last thing I remember was uh Ichiban defeating V and then that romance scene between him and Chad Warden, wait no there was also the thing recently with Juuza.
FUARK
no generals
堂吉诃德!
BR kino can't wait for Tomodachi Kino in due time for the next one
'fraid so
Hoping I can be someone's date this weekend..
boobs too big
What is this thread even about?
C'mere you
boobs big enough to swallow my tiny white cock
faggot you're obviously not deserving then..
more like FAGler lmao
I thought it was a WTC thread but apparently not
Could 100 Saiharas beat 1 HUNK?
thoughts on the joseph anderson streams?
maybe a HUNDRED LINE: LAST DEFENSE ACADEMY of saiharas could...
hunk extracts EASILY
I still haven't played that though I would like to is it any good?
They introduced me to umi and its now one of my favourite things ever so thanks joe and chat
Hunk extracts no diff
very except the joke routes
if you like spike chunsoft youd probably like it
i agree, umi has gone hard. i didnt expect a vn to have good writing. wish he kept playing steens gate, if only because i wonder if its actually good.
tried playing it but that shit is painful to read through.
Higurashi being teased for Fortnite
i didnt expect a vn to have good writing
umi
but S;G doesn't
but need streamer to play it for me to contemplate if it's actually good
what leads to this mentality
He kidnapped and raped Queen Ayrenn when she was a loli adventurer. Forcing the Thalmor and Sapiarchs to pay a ransom to have her impure princess back.
I read ahead for umineko and yes it has some problems like dogshit pacing and a different tone but the entire story is just so clever and i think about it every day, its great
You should read higurashi too because joe will never do that
Havent gotten around to steins gate yet but i dont think Ill like it because time travel is retarded
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The fact that Joe hates this opening is proof that he's a grifter with shit taste.
Reminder that he already knows the solution to Umineko and he's just pretending.
Vidya.
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idk man steins gate is too slow early on. literally nothing happens for the first few hours. after the fourth visit to the cat maid cafe before anything interesting happens im kind of dropping it
i will definitely get through higurashi at some point. i have a bud thats super into it so he wont leave me the fuck alone until i read it. least annoying higurashi fan (i know its good so i forgive it)
So you don't know
Wrestling is fake.
Higurashi is too le heckin' problematic for Tom Campbell (JA's real name).
Umineko with the approved fanfiction trans- I mean fan translation is far superior!
Last S8 episode, 21 was the Part 2 finale and Part 3 won't premiere for a few months time. S8E21 didn't have a title and ED like the other episodes because OP decided at last minute to turn a Juuza April Fools OVA into a S8 episode. So, during this offseason, there will be a G1 Gaiden Remake and a mystery side project.
kwab stay in your discord circlejerk faggot
lizcord raid
JADS raid*
We only stan our based king here!
no one knows what that is
Nah that's you
TRUE
idk who the fuck the other mentioned person is but namefags should kill themselves unless its a content creator i personally know and enjoy
he doesn't know
Grim
higurashi is great, i dont know whether or not its better than umi but its definitely more consistent
What is this game about?
HR is x10 better, what are you talking about? Literally everyone agrees with this. Umichiru is fucking awful.
Word on the street is that the manga is being reissued.
Total YO death
seething goat self-inserter
its very hard to describe because it spirals out of control but the oversimplified explanation is its about supernatural murder cases that the main character is trying to solve
when i say "oversimplied" i actually mean this is extremely reductive and everyone who knows anything more about the game just cringed reading this "summary"
you just have to play it yourself my friend
consistenct is good. its crazy how umi goes from peak to cliff to peak to cliff
its about an atheist virgin and a witch trying to convince him magic is real. they both like rhetorics and they kiss.
the real summary is that there's this really rich family thats waiting for the head of the family to die for the inheritence.
the old guy does NOT want to die. he LOVES magic. keeps crying about this beatrice girl he hooked up with back in the day. apparently she can cast magic missile and turn his dick into soft malleable gold. he commissioned a fiverr artist to draw a painting of her a asked chatgpt to make a mysterious epitaph about some gold she hid
everything is super chill
then shit hits the fan, slung everywhere, people die.
beatrice walks up to our protagonist and says
"haha i did this :) it was magic"
our protagonist says
"nah magic isnt real you fucking idiot"
shenanigans ensues
its a pretty good dating sim
Nah, it's the truth. Umichiru is boring and stupid. The atmosphere is gone, the new characters annoy me, and there's no soul.
you self-inserted into the retarded goats and got mad when the story made fun of you
I literally didn't, but ok, Erika, whatever you say...
Calling SG bad when you enjoy a mess like Umineko is really something.
I don't know why joe dropped it but I assume he is insanely retarded.
'fraid not
it was kind of a retarded reason but it was kind of funny
he didnt like the luka vegetables thing because he thought it was retarded
Umineko wipes the floor with Shites Gate. Joe was right to drop it because it is nonsensical, melodramatic, and dull.
luka vegetables thing
Okay thanks for confirming that he is in fact retarded.
SG isn't bad, it's just that the anime did everything better and got to the fucking point faster. It is worse than Umineko though.
nonsensical
melodramatic
dull
that applies to 07th vns far more thoughbeit
circle jerking over eceleb streams
ngl that's a weird flex
yeah thats the thing about steins gate. it feels like the VN but without the dogshit pacing.
It is worse than Umineko though
Not with Umineko's horrible pacing, no. Or it's horrible mystery, or horrible characters, or horrible ending.
Lmao, I love the fact that S;G fans are so mindbroken about Joe years later
he isnt retarded anon, he just has good taste unlike you
why are you defending the tastes of a retarded streamer with shit taste
You really did self insert into a goat, didn't you?
Are you literally saying Joe has good taste and bad taste in the same post?
Umineko has bad pacing, you're right on that.
The mystery and characters are amazing though and the story actually holds up over multiple readings.
The ending is incredibly moving and filters dweebs like you with something called "subtext", not something a weeb who enjoys trash like Steins;Gate could ever understand, I'm sure.
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holy
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Higurashi? Terrible.
Umineko? Terrible.
Steins Gate? Terrible.
All of you are wrong. The only good visual novel is the one I'm writing right now. The file is open on my custom C engine and I'm doing a bunch of narration currently.
You clearly don't know
Halo
yeah get his ass dude
TFRgod...
You're replying to a shitposter who, in the last When They Cry thread, had a meltdown over a character having more information than another character and using that information to deceive the entire cast in the story.
If that sounds like an incredibly retarded reason to get annoyed at an author, it is, but they're used to baby stories where characters never lie or have conflicting goals even while working together. No, in their world, everything in the text MUST mean EXACTLY what it says, regardless of the context of who says it, who they're saying it to, where they are, what they want, etc.
Meds, now
wrong guy, im a different shitposter from jads, havent even read through umineko i dont fuck with vns much
BASED
TRVKE
actually ive fully read the post and that sounds funny yeah nvm you caught me
wish y'all would just learn japanese so you dont rely on shitty translations anymorr
Are there any good Umi fangames?
just learn japanese
Point me in the direction of where/how to learn and I'll study/practice every day after work.
If you don't, then I know you're LARPing just like Goatman who claimed to know Japanese but refused to verify a mistranslation.
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Anon Babble is not a good place to discuss visual novels and /vn/ manages to consistently reside around the bottom of the dreck pit that is Anon Babble.
Marathon
Goatman who claimed to know Japanese but refused to verify a mistranslation
"It's a Devil's Proof! I don't have to say anything!! This is my answer!!"
buy genki 1 text and work books
proceed to genki 2 and 3 as needed
ignore anyone that tells you just jump into anki kanji flashcards without first learnning kana, basic vocabulary, grammar, and conjugation
Convince me RIGHT NOW that Erika x Battler is not more interesting than Beato x Battler.
I'll tell you right now you probably can't.
if you lack the right motivation id say use someone like namasensei to get started, but honestly my main piece of advice is to drill hiragana and katakana, and then ignore actively learning kanji. you can get an anki deck if you have the self control to actually do that for a few minutes daily, but besides that, id say focus on vocabulary. actually listening, understanding, and speaking. go out into vrchat or some shit and try and fail to talk to japanese people or listen to japanese podcasts that have a transcript
kanji is very useful, but its an extreme motivation killer since its so fucking annoying to actually learn
get immersed and shit, thats how i learned english and japanese, and now im visiting japan and having no trouble with it (after like 7 years of learning it tbf)
some kanji are still unreadable even for me though so im mostly* memeing.
i said im another shitposter not a normie. i love Anon Babble, waiting for the next musical on october which you niggers better participate in.
got excited since i didnt know we were doing umi threads now
Odds of a falling out between him and his fujo?
unlikely imo
Thank you my friends. I hope you know that I'm 100% serious.
Recently I've been extremely autistically bored after work and I've desperately been wanting to learn another life skill. I've reached my apex with embroidery and BASIC. So I appreciate you sharing this knowledge with me. I've saved your replies to my computer.
gonna post something revolutionary here for all you little zoomer/alpha faggots: only someone who already knows the answer would actually complain about the EP5 parlor scene
to have an issue with this scene, you have to;
think of erika as the detective
know battler's POV is faulty
know shannon and kanon cannot exist in one room
it's the sort of shit someone retroactively trying to come up with a funny theory would look into, not someone on a blind playthrough
why do you keep posting this
nobody has ever nor will ever care about westoid VLR clones made in renpy
yeah it's pretty obvious
I enjoy them as rivals and I think Erika genuinely does love Battler however I just can't ship them on account of knowing what the marriage scene represents.
the vrchat thing might sound like a meme but i did learn a shit ton of japanese just because i happened to meet an extremely autistic jp guy who somewhat spoke english and wouldnt shut the fuck up about project moon. hanging out with him and having a half half english japanese conversation daily with him and his friends did help a surprising amount
also yeah serioisly please dont go too hard into kanji. best case scenario you'll learn 150 kanji after months and stop studying because you've realized you havent actually learnt anything to carry a conversation
also sorry i lied i dont even know what an umineko is
Is the next one episode 7?
yes we been doing daily umi threads here since joe started episode 5
Battler got raped in the moist fall of 1986.
Why would I try to convince you of something that isn't true? Now Dlanor x Battler on the other hand...
We've all been saying this. Joe obviously knows what's happening which is why he's crashing out like this.
If you don't "know" certainly, then you can't be outraged.
god i wish he was me
What do you mean?
thats crazy. love to see it umichads. my phone has 2% battery and im busy out getting shitfaced but i respect you all and i'll join you next friday for sure.
ps. if you're a coder and autistic get into glsl hlsl shaders or something. or follow blender guru and get into 3d modeling. unless you realllly want to learn japanese. because japanese is ass and too difficult to be worth it imo
No no, I believe you. My friend furthered his Spanish abilities by speaking to Mexican drunkards in VRChat karaoke lobbies.
I will hold your advice close.
also no we're in year XI now iirc
ok have fun umifags
Erika admits that she wants to rape Battler.
I think Erika genuinely does love Battler
I hate shaders and graphics programming. That was the main reason I quit the industry, on top of dealing with unreasonable demands from my boss (and his boss too) because I was the only one capable of doing what was required of me.
I am proficient at Blender and frequently contribute to various modpacks for Skyrim for remeshing. However I do not enjoy the process of modeling.
Language is a weak point of mine, I am monolingual. This will be a fruitful challenge.
prove she doesn't
hard mode: don't push a yuri dlanor/erika agenda
they think the thread is about Umineko
where’s your proof? this was never stated in red.
It's genuinely difficult to imagine any kind of character being in a relationship with Erika
he never picked the trick ending
and why are they talking about ecelebs?
know shannon and kanon cannot exist in one room
Coming to the conclusion the Shannon and Kanon are the same person is not difficult.
know battler's POV is faulty
Which it must be if Shannon and Kanon are the same person.
think of erika as the detective
Which it literally explicitly and directly says she is.
Please read some actual fucking books. This is not anything crazy or unthinkable, you just massively overestimate Umineko.
GLUCK GLUCK SLURPPPPP
take his cock out of your mouth before you talk
She wouldn't go through so much trouble to rape him if she didn't love him.
Why would the boss of your boss be on your ass
He has other stuff to do
yeah cool stuff anon, now prove to me why this eceleb that couldn't even get through steins;gate would actually have enough sense to make all these deductions without any external help
that ending is pretty kino even if its the "bad ending".
Erika wants to rape everyone. Battler isn't special in that regard.
False.
It's almost as cringe as watching him "discover" things in Outer Wilds
incorrect and you know it
It's true. She doesn't even care about the age of her victims.
KWAB
nah that's her showing her dominance over another potential rapist: maria is a dangerous force that could very easily jump battler without him expecting it or having any sort of defences against it
Rape is rape, and she wants to rape everyone.
mindbreaking a child with your superior intellect isn't rape
a midwit was able to figure out umineko just because he's read some real novels in his life? impossible! ryukishi could never be outdone by the likes of him!
Speak for yourself on the cocksucking.
Didn't he drop it as a joke over chromosome-changing food and then drop it for real when S;Gfags went ballistic trying to get him to not drop it?
Also, again, this isn't crazy for anyone who's even moderately well-read.
He had too much time on his hands, and seemed enticed by my basic PowerShell querying skills (that everyone in the department really should have had but didn't, for some reason).
It is. You don't get Erika at all.
Hbomberguy, is that you?
Didn't he drop it as a joke over chromosome-changing food and then drop it for real when S;Gfags went ballistic trying to get him to not drop it?
well you seem to clearly know more about the situation than i do anon, one would almost think you... care
What she did to Battler doesn't compare to what she's done to anyone else.
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK
Whoever can get that guy off the eceleb's dick gets to be crowned king of England.
I completely forgot about this. Very embarassing.
look if you want to make a big thing about considering intellectual rape as actual rape then be my guest, but there's a big difference between mindbreaking small children for fun and riding a man dry because you (totally) don't like him
Not really.
He is 99% sure that they are the same person, although the way he went there was obviously influenced by the non spoiler community (which was spoiled by some dude who obviously read the whole thing pushing that theory like in early ep 2).
He just hasn't conceptualized that Erika being the detective, in other words, being the mc in charge of solving the mystery, means Battler is just a regular piece like any other character that can perfectly conspire with the culprit in this chapter.
He'll realize it later most likely since they beat you on the head with it.
You have to understand him, after all these hours he's desperate for a win against the novel.
It's exactly the same thing. Battler was just tougher prey and required extra effort.
I don't really care though
How old are you?
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK
Whoever can get that guy off ryukishi's dick gets to be crowned Emperor of Japan.
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i think there's a pretty big difference between trolling a child and organising a whole wedding ceremony culminating in her fucking a man until he forgets all about his previous lover, but whatever man you keep on thinking of erika as a completely uncaring rapist for... whatever the fuck reason you want that to be the case
Maria couldn't be a rapist because she doesn't know what sex is. Though it would be hot as hell. Imagine Erika and Maria fighting over who gets to rape Battler.
Is it true that Beatrice is a man?
"how old are you?" doesn't really work as a defense when you're trying to worm your way out of knowing the exact specifics of why an eceleb stopped playing a VN
keep on thinking of erika as a completely uncaring rapist for... whatever the fuck reason you want that to be the case
Anon... what exactly do you think rapists are?
I don't understand what kind of person decides
nah fuck it I'm not gonna read this like normal
I have to stream my reaction and full playthrough
And I'm almost just as confused by who would fucking watch it.
I mean shit I started looking through it and he took over 20 hours to get through episode 1. There's no way it's enjoyable at that pace. What kind of retard would do this to themselves? So weird to me
No, it isn't.
Beatrice is "magic", Uryu~.
what exactly do YOU think erika is? because right now all you're conveying is that you think erika exists solely to rape and that everything she does is solely part of the process of raping
the payoff is at the end of the episode when Battler confirms his viewpoint in this episode is not objective via the Kinzo scene when him and Erika find the gold.
Can't wait for Rika blender porn!
So basically Joe has skimmed the wiki and outted himself as knowing too much, too early?
organising a whole wedding ceremony culminating in her fucking a man until he forgets all about his previous lover
If Maria was smart enough to warrant all that effort then you bet your ass Erika would put her through that too. There are simply no lows that Erika wouldn't stoop to if it meant getting her way. It's exactly what makes her such a lovely character.
but whatever man you keep on thinking of erika as a completely uncaring rapist for
Her role in the story is as the primary representative of an utterly loveless perspective on Rokkenjima's events. She just wants to rape it all.
She's the one typing here btw. They're living together in some Moncton drug den apartment complex.
What?
not really. the parlor scene is intended to throw you off if you expect there's some trickery with the number of people, and then the end of the episode rewards you if you stick with the theory.
but I'd be surprised if he hasn't been spoiled in some way by his viewers.
It's exactly what makes her such a lovely character.
anon you cannot tell me you think she's a 'lovely character' when you literally think everything she does is in the service of rape
you clearly don't think she's even truly a character if you believe this shit, even the fags who drool over dlanor/erika believe she's more of a character than you do if you think she'd afford maria the same effort if she was 'smart'
Grim.
even the fags who drool over dlanor/erika
implying you aren't one of them
man i've been here vouching for battler/erika the entire fucking time what the FUCK are you on about??
Oh did you mean Dlanor x Erika?
what the fuck did you think i meant
the fags who drool over dlanor
and erika
There are no contradictions to anything I said. I love her the way she is. I'm just under no delusions as to what she is.
And obviously she's a character. She's just a very destructive and neurotic character. For Erika, finding love would be very difficult if not entirely impossible, and her intellectual rapes certainly aren't love.
Feeling love for her would be very difficult if not entirely impossible
that says all i need to know really
the idea of someone like you reading that entire sequence with erika talking about her ex and thinking "oh she's completely unlovable!" then calling yourself a fan of her legitimately disgusts me
go throw yourself off a yacht in the middle of a storm in october
The year is 2040. Fortnite chapter 16 is wrapping up. The final battle pass consists of Kanye (RIP), Megatron, Rika, and Satoko. The world was destroyed by the trillion dollar trade deficit caused by silicon shortages and everyone has played Higurashi on their old laptop because they're now all too broke to buy the NVIDIA 90 series cards that generate entire games.
The hype is astronomical. The end of season event is here, Tupac (AI) is performing and everyone is going nuts, but then... suddenly... a challenger appears!
It's...
It's...
USHIROMIYA BATTLER!
AH IT'S USELESS, IT'S ALL USELESS!!
BERNKAAAAASTEEEEELLL! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!!
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Erika is female ben shapiro.
"Let's say, hypothetically, I were to rape your boyfriend and make you watch."
Hypothetically, what would you do if I took your husband right in front of you?
Doesn't really matter how you feel. You're not even talking about the same character but some fanfic reinterpretation of her.
i'm not the one blatantly ignoring parts of her character just to drool over her being a rapist, bitch boy
parts of her character
Like what?
*ahem*
TCR S3 finale
still no S4
chapter 3 could of been removed from the vn and it wouldn't affect the story.
That's exactly what you're doing to drool over your favorite ship.
my king...
well. looks like today's thread is full of retards who don't even understand erika, huh
sad honestly, but i guess i'll just depart so they can get to jerking off over how morally evil erika is as a character or whatever because i really cannot be bothered trying to argue with faggots really
could of
Retarded post from a retarded retard, no surprises there.
Wouldn't trade her for the world.
Do we have source code for the original Umineko PC release?
based erikaSTACY raping the thread with facts and logic
rest well queen
My interpretation of Erika doesn't require the conjuration of stupid copes whitewashing her very consistent behavior.
She is who she is and if you don't love her for that then you don't love her at all.
its a particularly dogshit chapter in a bad sound novel.
How much would Umineko have been improved by giving every girl their own scene of raping Battler?
Why stop at girls?
Because if we didn't then it would be gay.
Anon...Battler literally falls for a trap
ben shapiro isn't an atheist
perfectly fitting for our dear little faggler
Schrödinger's trap.
he's a jew, he might as well be a atheist.
I've been kinda out of the loop a while
is G1 canon with TFR now? how's that shit work? didn't it straight up have Battler and Ange and Chris doing different shit?
is G1 canon with TFR now?
can we get that in English?
within*
there you go baka
afraid so
this is what i got with your question from jewoogle.
K W A B
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A
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woke garbage
Your post is literally incomprehensible nonsense.
Different universes and magic uu uu
Faggot
I haven't seen anything about 9-11
Geddan blaring while King tweaks out
wins
you wouldn’t get this peak in TFR
Why is this artist's tweets protected?
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???
Ashurbanipal impregnated Inanna
you wouldn't get this peak in schizobabble.
Did you watch S6? Remember how there was universe reset at the end? And S7 onward were in new timeline. This is the G1 in that new timeline.
so basically G1 existed in old TFR world (offscreen)
and bunch of TFR wrestlers also guest-starred in it
and then they all got at one point or another, being none-the-wiser, their consciousness somehow copied into the moon where G1 and SSS take place (also time is kinda funky on moon)
and then I guess they all died during rumbling (except king)
so in new world this is new G1 (and TCR got erased)
naruto match
it's not a 4v1 with 4 narutos
tcr erased
kwab and oof
Are there any major differences between the Higurashi VN and OG anime?
I tried the former at first but everything was so dragged out that the first major hint that something was up happened like six hours into the vn. Meanwhile in the anime, it happens at the end of the first episode which is only 24 minutes long.
it's a 90h VN condensed into 25 anime episodes
it's needless to say that not only it rushes the fuck out of it and omits some important, it's also not handled very well in a lot of parts
plus the soundtrack, save the OP/EDs, is a big downgrade
the 06 anime is really difficult to follow. kai is a pretty good adaptation of the answer arcs. the sound novel is the best way to experience the series overall.
TCR got erased
UK became indian territory
humiliation ritual for bongs both in TFR and real life...
it still work better than Tcr now that the new timeline been reset
it just been one year no biggie there no worries yet...
refer to
They're just slotted in due to the post-s6 stuff as some vague version of G1 to have an excuse to have the characters without having to necessarily tie in everything relating to it plot-wise while having the characters