ANON YOUR GAMES ARE SLOWING DOWN THE COMPUTER
How do you respond?
ANON YOUR GAMES ARE SLOWING DOWN THE COMPUTER
I've had my own tower since I was 4 years old. I was playing with a keyboard in the crib. I don't respond because this isn't relevant to me.
Fuck you, Lois
You OWE Craig sex
She's too tired because Hal bangs her twice a day on average. That's why they had 5 kids.
Not having a family computer
Zoom zoom.
dad comes come with a pirated copy of C&C Generals his coworker gave him
sets up a second computer so we can LAN
Sorry OP, can't relate
I still want to fuck Lois so bad Bros...
The only times the computer would slow down is when I had the original The Sims game and the first few expansion packs (house party and hot date). I really hate what The Sims has become these days.
mfw I'm the only one who DOESN'T slow the computer down
shut up BITCH
My mom didn't use the family computer at all, just me, my brother and my dad. Actually my mom is, despite being a full on boomer more like Gen Z because she can't use a PC to save her life but can use the fuck out of a tablet/smartphone.
be (you), 2003
fill hard drive with games
XP has less swap space to work with
constant thrashing slows everything down
Your mom was right.
ask senpai for a gaming rig
they get you one of these
I fucking hate my family. They fucking suck
Sorry mom I'll defrag the hard drive
Knock her up.
yeah what a bunch of assholes, getting you something for free
Well maybe if you got me my own computer and didn't fill up the hard-drive with cooking recipe videos, boomer holiday greetings, and copies of empty folders it wouldn't be so slow!
You don't even COOK! Reese does all the cooking!
My PC aka my PERSONAL computer isn't used by anyone but me.
She is 5+ years and never had any major problem.
Born in 81. Practically every family computer I've had from my Laser 128 to my 386 were functionally my computer.
this nagging bitch of a mom actually so fuarking erotic I cant explain it
and not because she's a jewess either
Shut up slut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma?
Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore
Snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?
You goddamn right bitch, and now it's too late
You've been dead for 12 years now, I don't even have a computer anymore. Please make the voices stop, it wasn't my fault.
No, they're not. I'm going to rape you now.
There was a time when it actually did slow down your pc, you know...
"Source?"
Don't worry so much...
I'll follow this guide to make it fast again.
b-bu-but ma! Im already late for my very 1st date with my girlfriend, I cant very well give you a "clitoris massage"
when i was younger my mom went on the computer and saw some file about "skinning" and thought i was looking at actual skinning stuff
I always hated these irresponsible shitheads. Poor people shouldn’t be having so many kids.
Yeah probably, but what's the point of having a computer if you don't use it.
dad is a total moron with computers, always clicks on very obvious 'ur cumputer has virus'.
he's so bad we regularly have to bring the pc to get it wiped because he constantly fucks it up
steam is in its early days so I play half-life 2 and team fortress 2
he says to my mom the games are slowing the computer, she agrees with him because she's also computer illiterate
they force me to uninstall my games and close the account despite my constant protests and tf2 being one of the few ways I could socialize with the few friends i had
My dad was also molesting me for years, but it was a big blow. Not only losing the games, but the not being believed part.
dad buys brand new tower
I'm checking out myspace pics of a hot girl in class
cousin comes over and knocks a glass of orange juice into the tower
flames burst up for a quick bit from the tower
smells fucking god awful
mfw
My parents found that I had saved articles from TOTSE including The Anarchists Cookbook, how to make pipebombs and .txt files on how to turn cocaine into crack in the microwave (this was like 2002 and I was about 12/13) and they were more worried about the swimsuit pictures I had saved of Vida Guerra
That's on you for not slitting his throat while he slept.
anon is more upset about being unable to play tf2 than he is about being sexually abused by his father
Valve fans are something else.
my retarded boomer dad thought steam was malware. he also thought minecraft was malware and destroyed the burnt cd my cousin gave me with a pirated version of it in a fit of rage.
Imagine being upset that your son is heterosexual.
These kinds of comments really drove home how young most of the posters are these days.
I only have consoles to play on, stupid hag
anon steam is 20 years old and minecraft is 15.
fuck...
I reference a different part of this song all the time
"The bloodstain is orange after you wash it 3 or 4 times in the tub but that's normal, ain't it Norman?"