What went wrong Anon Babble?
Doom's user score finally falls into the negative
It's all being done by the same user.
That’s pretty crazy. The game wasn’t even broken, lmao.
PS5
Responsible for 80% of AssCream Shittows sales
But d00b is too bad even for them
lmao what
niggers are weird
Serious sam has more verticality
Turret sections has always sucked
Novelty isn't a good core mechanic (big mech, dragons)
he game wasn’t even broken, lmao.
The game wasn't, the players were.
Do blacks/jeets find the game too hard?
Being review bombed by a single reviewer who made like fifty alt accounts. Dude's a legend imo.
What went wrong Anon Babble?
Xbox released like 5 mega-blockbuster titles in the same quarter. WTF were they thinking?
It made DOOM into a parody
and so far only Expedition 33 was successful
Proof it. You can't. Fucking loser
What's actually wrong with it btw?
forced RT and the gameplay is far worse than eternal.
No idea. I just post about steam charts
They turned doom into gears of war and elder scrolls except with an extra bad story
2 points worse scores on consoles than PC
They tried to appease console niggers so hard by reducing speed / removing verticality / air traversal / aiming, replaced by the button awesome parry mash. And it didn't pay out in the end. lol
How is user score important? It’s not like IMDb or RYM where people actually make an effort in their reviews and give it a score between 1-10. Gamers are literal retarded manchildren and will write a single sentence of broken English and give it a 10 or 0
what went wrong
The primary demographic of vidya audience is coming to terms with the hopelessness that is their social, romantic and economic future. They want video games to make them feel like a carefree 10 year old boy, and they’re getting upset that this is an impossible ask.
But they can never admit this so instead they cry
muh shield, muh parry
write a single sentence of broken English and give it a 10 or 0
this makes the reviews more useful than IMDB
just imagine, thread
thanks to games journalism, retarded faggots like
dont starve in the street as the natural order would dictate
clown world
Serious sam has more verticality
Uh, that's nice nigga, but maybe go stare at some clouds if you want to look up so bad.
kek
It's illuminating seeing this happen with every game that's a remake or a sequel to a game that was popular around 10-15 years ago.
Resident Evil 4 REmake
Was it so hard to make a Doom 2016 2 with Mick Gordon, better arenas, working multiplayer and more enemy variety?
Why is it even getting review bombed? It's not even a bad game.
anti-gigachad working hard so that one day everybody only plays games with non-lethal, stealth takedowns after leveling up with not onions
Awww. That's cute.
xbox game on PS5
What do you think
microsoft refuses to put the game on the disc again
Should've been lower.
The hero we need
second half of a gen
release a past gen game
charge more than full price
I think "AAA" developers forgot what gen we're in
proof it
There many reasons to review bomb this shit that aren't related to your waring console faging.
Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you somehow manage to make segments featuring a fucking cyberdragon and giant mechs fistfighting demonic behemoths into mind-numbing mobile-tier slop.
funny because its better than eternal and 2016
but well its not hard being better than 1/10 shit games
Why are Xbox games so bad? It's always websites like Xboxera, jizz Corden and Somosxbox that save these games from having shit reviews.
take over a known franchise
don't change the name because you're trying to coast off the success of better, beloved games
doesn't play like Doom
every new entry plays less like Doom and burns more bridges by players that cared about the Doom title
WTF what went wrong how could this happen we were winning so hard
Oblivion remastered which died in 2 weeks and?
meme difficulties are never worth playing
random pic because i dont find what i wanted to post
It's not even a bad game.
Yeah, its a terrible one.
i feel like it was a game that was something else at the start but then Doom was shoehorned into it
you right
its just a mediocre game like almost everything released nowdays
5/10
Mick Gordon
Consider how they fucked him over for Eternal, this is completely on them.
Holy based.
Yes, they can't make direct sequels because that would require them to actually improve graphics, AI and game mechanics. They can only do sidegrades now.
hope the nvidia jewgold made up for their loss of sales lol
change it too much and you dont appeal to the doom2016 fanbase
change it too little and you upset the retards that want sequels only in name being completely different (see resident evil 4+ demakes and nuresident evil)
no doom should have been made after 2 because everything was too different from the last entry
They could have done a Quake reboot, and used the whole melee/parry angle as a way to differentiate it from Doom
Would have probably been much better received
Well anyway. Realistically is a new Quake game next in 3-4 years?
BRWEAKING ID SOFTWARE IS BRIBING METACRITIC TO TAKE DOWN NEGATIVE REVIEWS. KEEP ADDING THEM THEY WILL NOT REPLACE US! THIS IS GENOCIDE
Bad idea with meh execution, simple as that.
Out of touch retarded boomer with 20 bumper stickers on his shitty 2010 toyota: the protagonist
WHY COULD IT DOING FAIL?
ITS FUCKING OVER SISTERS
reboot
kill yourself
muh verticality
PC fags are so fucking stupid. The OG DOOM literally only had left/right movement, but go on, tell me how verticality is inherently PC
WAHH NUMBERS
I'M GOING TO LOSE MY JOB HELP ME SAARSS
all me btw
Have sex
you havent got a boner in your life yet uh..dont worry it will happen to you someday
Eternal felt like you were playing a DOOM game made by people who hate DOOM.
Shart Ages feels like ID really wanted to make a dark souls clone but were "stuck" with DOOM.
Right down to the retarded final boss
STOP IT THEY"RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS
i would be surprised they don't find it piss easy when the game is designed for journos
People bought doom expecting a shooter and got aliexpress sekiro for journos.
it's an xbox game technically as ms owns id so sonygroes hate it
But they advertised it overtly as medieval and not a shooter
Fuck this. This is genocide
Why can't Anon Babble deal with the fact that it bombed?
the hero we need
STOP IT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO GO HIGHER STOP FUCKING REMOVING MY REVIEWS.
Your argument doesn't even begin to make sense. Vertical movement and aiming is much easier on KBM regardless of what OG DOOM had. Go take your meds Boomer no one was talking about the DOS Dooms.
This is actual bullshit. WTF
Maybe you shouldn't have made a hundred alt accounts you fucking moron
everything MS touches turns into liquid shit and stops selling
Kek, at least they still have their army of paid shills that for wtv reason get their reviews accepted by metacritic!
SAAAAAAAAAAR SAAAAR DON'T REDEEM IT
It's so disappointing too because the dragon looks fucking awesome and the gameplay is so disappointingly boring
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DELETE NEGATIVE REVIEWS!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO FEEDBACK AND IMPROVE!!! YOU MONSTERS!!! *sobbing while reinstalling Eternal for the 9th time*