Midwit 10/10s

adored by midwits

considered profound, or deep

reception is almost universally positive

actually a very weak game with a nonsensical or poorly written story with uninteresting mechanics

Any other examples of games like this?

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Yeah, every game to which you gave 10/10.

Hollow Knight. Same kind of shit, a really garbage metroidvania that completely fails at everything that made the genre good, and is overrated by retards who have never played another one.

Outer Wilds is a decent 7/10, but Hollow Knight is an absolute joke of a 4/10.

actually a very weak game

Game's ok, not a masterpiece but it has good moments

nonsensical or poorly written story

What do you mean "or"? The story is unique in the way it's told but the Reddit tier dialogue ruins it

uninteresting mechanics

The core mechanics being bland don't affect the main gameplay loop, finding solution to puzzles by looping was fun but being told how to solve them by Reddit aliens wasn't

WoW, FFXIV

E33 takes the crown on this easily

midwit is a complement for those dimwits

Undertale

Gone Home.

actually a very weak game with a nonsensical or poorly written story

What does this have to do with video games?

all souls and souls like
something about them just makes me want to go to sleep

Any game that has any theme except gameplay as the core concept is midwit core.

Every “mystery” in that game has a dogshit answer to it. What killed the nomai? Oh a random rock full of green space cum (this will never be explained or elaborated on). What is the dark bramble? Lol just a random pocket dimension slowly eating the universe (but it doesn’t anyways because you see the universe end). What is the significance of the quantum moon? Lol it’s just a moon around the eye. Nothing in this story connects to each other, none of the mysteries are worth solving, and the eye just being a universal reset button basically has no bearing on anything you discover in the game whatsoever. It’s literally just a bunch of random ideas strewn together with zero connective tissue.

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The story and its delivery are terrible because the lead designer hired his sister to write the story. So she wrote irrelevant character drama instead of world building and logical breadcrumbs. Also the key puzzles you need to "solve" to beat the game are terrible, ash twin project is the obvious example. I still respect the effort but it needed better writing and better puzzles.

now this is bait. but ||you should have called it a metroidbrainia||

Dropped the game about 10 minutes in after I saw the art style of the aliens.

Fucking Sanpreet we told you not to discord spoilers for your postings. It is ctarl s on keyboar

actual retard

As a fellow homosexual I wholeheartedly agree

I wish I could play this again for the first time

I take setraline 200mg for OCD, its not just for depression

Me too, brother. I also wish my first experience with it was through the VR mod

This game believes what you and the homosexuals believe, that we are all arbitrarily and coincidentally assembled out of stardust, a cosmic mistake, and thus are able to put our dick in another's asshole as we wish, no Godly firmament to tell us otherwise.

Any other examples of games like this?

E33

that's just objective fact
the homo god told me so

I like this game. I think its fun. Its not a 10/10 though. Closer to a 7.

Taking the idea of God literally

letting hatred take control

repent

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The Bible has been sicint and literal, and I'm not a Protestantcuck, holy tradition has affirmed my position. Death cannot come before sin.

Fallout New Vegas would fit except it was poorly received at launch and later memed into "good"ness.

Pretentious reddit "game"

he didn't take 10 seconds to look at the promotional images before buying the game

at least we know which side of the bell curve you sit on anon.

My daily cocktail is caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and thc.

baby's first kino

And every other game this jap made.

the absence of a belief in a greater good has lead to nothing but suffering for all of humanity. from the barbarian asian horders constantly destroying the continent throughout the last 2000 years to the communist horror that murdered its own people with glee - the people who believe that they are enlightened, standing above all and don't need god always turn out to be the biggest monsters that mankind has ever seen.

game everybody else likes

except I don't like the game

Any other examples of this? It seems completely impossible.

i enjoyed the idea that the puzzle is technically solvable at the outset of the game if you knew exactly what to do. but you need to explore the world to put those pieces together (and you dont even need to the entire picture to complete the game). in this sense outer wilds was a true exploration game in way many others are not. but man some of those puzzles were tiresome. i declined to play the dlc

I didn't really care for the story, I just liked exploring different planets

How has the hateboner for this game last this long? Some months ago I remember some thread talking about the game when the usual contrarians showed up and had to shit post and accuse reddit here and there.
Now I can understand that how it usually goes for every game
discussion thread regardless of what the game in question is, but what I do not understand is why are there random threads hating on this specific game being created every now and then. It is as if they have a personal issue with it and they vent here by making these threads.

the absence of a belief in a greater good has lead to nothing but suffering for all of humanity

As opposed for example, the Jews? only happiness and and prosperity in their path

It's probably just one obsessed schizo like the TotK guy or the DOOM 3 appreciator.

you mean the race cursed with psychopathic schizophrenia, hated by all races around the world (except for the literal shit race), who belief in a god of war, revenge, jealousy, destruction and sacrifice?

As opposed for example, the people that killed God when he walked the earth?

You're making this too easy anon

I like Blue Prince but this shit was terrible