Gaming Toilets

Question

Gaming Toilets

Would you purchase one? With, or without a bidet?

without a bidet

Face sub human 3rd world genetic trash

I've been saying this. Wypipo need to learn to use bidets.

why even have a lid?

Only if it has turbo functionality.

For your safety.

the design is very human

youtube.com/watch?v=NRquaeH8kfQ

why wouldn't this work?

Does this person not know how people use toilets? Then only thing people like doing as much as leaning forward when on the can is leaning back. Putting the console right there is just asking for it to be squeezed by some fatass.

Perfect for playing Mafia 3

Finally I can shit like a TRUE GAMER

why wouldn't this work?

nobody said it wouldn't

the voice in my head did

Who the fuck leans back on a toilet? Your back would be touching the inside of the lid.

the nips already have the full service toilet covered

DEMETRIUS GET OFF THE TOILET AND GO TO YOUR ROOM, NOW

Your back would be touching the inside of the lid.

Not an issue unless you piss and shit all over the toilet seat.

Because the impacted feces are way, way, way, waaaaaay higher up. What's usually required is to stick a probe up in there to break it up.

needs a seatbelt

This, i only ever do it if i have some intense stomach problems and leaning backwards sometimes can help. But i fully know it's dirty because all the shit bacteria splashes into the lid when you flush with the lid down so i at the very least change my shirt after, but usually full shower.
But a lot of people flush with their lid up anyway and just runs their hands under the sink for a few seconds and thinks that's washing their hands

Who the fuck leans back on a toilet?

When you have a particularly bad shit you switch to the gaming stance

Why niggers though?

For what purpose? All it does is spray ice cold water across my ass and make a mess.

the gaming stance

....leaning forward?

Do Americans really walk in publics with poops smeared all over their assholes and everyone is fine with that?

It's a national pastime, like clapping after meals

Why do you think it only has cold water? I don't even have a bide and i know you usually have hot water

across my ass

Do you not know where your asshole is or something?

he flushes with the lid up

holy shit dude, die

Bidets?

I spend too much time in the bathroom. Should I...

A: Eat better

B: Design an elaborate new toilet for playing video games while I shit

If you got shit anywhere else on your body, you would not just wipe it with a dry paper towel, you'd get some water on that.

Says you

Does the bidet have RGB? RGBidet?

Here you go

he doesn't clean the seat and lid after flushing

Were you raised in a barn?

I already have one

Just take a shower after you shit. Same effect.

I know you will demand Nintendo to make this toilet.

or shit in the shower

this is fucking disgusting

The Puu should have been the follow up to the Wii

snowflake

that stain

Real ones just shit themselves

At what point did gaming become this futuristic aesthetic where everything is hyper optimized for high performance competitive gaming? It feels like one day gaming was just sitting on the floor with your little brother, mashing buttons because neither of you knew the combos in Soul Calibur, then suddenly it turned into everyone LARPing as sweaty e-sports wannabes.

What the skibidi fuck is this

looks AI generated

Frankly all modern toilets should have a bidet function. I was so skeptical until I tried it once, but really I should have figured having a cleaner asshole would feel better.

Wash your ass.

With, or without a bidet?

Is this even a question? Anyone who doesn't have a bidet reeks of feces. I find it ironic these same "people" feel comfortable ragging on shit-stinking Indians all day as they walk around in their fecal-matter-encrusted underwear.

it needs to look like theres some poopy on the lips

it even has RGB

heres my gaming toilet

This. It's the most disgusting scent in the world and everybody's so used to it they don't understand it. I use a bidet and shove a gallon of soap up my asshole every day in order to not smell like an asshole.

bidet

More people need to understand that wet wipes (Huggies are probably best) are all you need. Get in there. Clean your fucking ass.
Bidets are good too, but not everyone has the means to afford or install those. Wet wipes will also (literally) save your ass.

the old "in n' out" with the bar when you shower, this guy knows whats up

My home has its own septic tank instead of going out to the public sewers so I'm not too inclined to use something that could fuck up my plumbing. So many brands don't disintegrate like toilet paper in the sludge. If it was public sewage I'd probably care less.

there's nothing to clean if you just sit down you ape.
you're taking a piss, a shit, not hucking up three pointers from deep

makes you think of shit

kek its been so long since ive seen this

Bidets are good too, but not everyone has the means to afford or install those.

Don't be an idiot. A half-way decent bidet costs under $50. Mine has hot and cold settings, I installed it myself despite being completely hopeless with any kind of handyman skill, it literally came with everything I needed except a screwdriver as well as idiot-proof instructions. Took 15 minutes to set up, cost me $45. That's saving money on wipes in probably a month and you aren't fucking up your plumbing in the process.

dont you still need toilet paper to dry your anus?

Man what the fuck is this shit, I was eating

lmfao

You don't flush wet wipes.

Fair enough. Good for people to know then.

Why are you in a toilet thread while eating if you can't handle it?

walk into a gay orgie with a big sign on the outside flashing "gay orgie inside"

wtf why did you make me see this, i hate gays

there's nothing to clean if you just sit down you ape.

Yes there is. You can't be a retard going "eww dirty toilet lid" one second then "there's nothing to clean bruh is all good" the next.

someone got a new fetish from this image

Do Chinese have a problem that this is solving? How tight are their assholes? I need to know.

tfw poos so fudgy a mere water spray would have no hope of washing my hairy warcrime of a crack

Sure, but that's cheaper than wipes, doesn't fuck up your plumbing, and you don't use very much, less than one baby wipe's worth of material (I don't really know how to quantify that). Besides, I cohabit with a female member of our species, she needs toilet paper for her own nefarious purposes, so I'd be buying it anyway.
I also don't bother drying off if I'm about to get in the shower. The contrast of cold bidet water and hot shower water on my butthole is just too tantalizing

You don't flush wet Wipes

Well fucking exactly, that's the point and why people are saying they don't wanna use them in the replies. So you throw wet Wipes full of shit in the trash can? How do i know you're Mexican or Indian.... How dare you complain at anyone using toilet paper at this point

A bidet will pay for itself cause you save money on toilet paper.

they really tongue

mineral build-up happens often when they gobble too much rhino horn powder for their erectile dysfunction

yeah. it is also why fat people smell like shit. everyone here is fat and cant even wipe their ass right much less use a bidet

Yeah but instead of doing like 4-5 passes with 2-3 strips of toilet paper you just get 2 strips or so to pat it down, so you're saving a good chunk of money on TP as well. It's also nice whenever some minor crisis happens and retards buy up 480 rolls of toilet paper, I can deal with the shortages.

Doom 32x in the slot

nice touch.
youtube.com/watch?v=qG2HwH1JkAI

learn from this mistake and never go anywhere with "gay orgy" signs

they start parading through the streets on government funding

what the fuck

You don't flush wet wipes.

Thirdworlders and their infrastructure. I bet you subhumans don't have drinkable tap water either?

just get fecal matter all over the place you stand in to get clean

youtu.be/f27kucmuPMo

need this for my bathroom

They work in a pinch but you cant flush them (even if they say flushable you shouldnt) and having a bin for poop paper is mexican-tier.
For optimal pooping, installing a bidet on your permanant shitter is a good idea

where is Tails?

that happens no matter what unless you somehow fully seal your toilet when you shit

Thirdworlders and their infrastructure.

Nigger, this destroys any and all sewer infrastructure in every developed country, the third-worlder behavior would be to ignore this obvious fact and continue to flush something that should not be flushed out of ignorance and laziness

Anon? Your hermetic seal kit? You're telling me you don't hermetically seal your toilet before each flush?

Mighty peculiar

keep shower curtain drawn

close lid before flushing

problem solved

You don't flush wet wipes.

I do. Because I don't have thirdworld plumbing, and I'm using wipes advertised as being safe to flush.

inb4

hurr companies lies

The EU loves nothing more than buttfucking multinationals with billion sized fines over false advertising.

if you live in the united states your plumbing cant handle wet wipes even the flushable kind

I dont get it, why did they zoom in peoples lips? is it like a code for something?

there is always Wii with the Puu but not always Puu with the Wii

It's because puckered lips look like an asshole without being an asshole.

Why are your asses so fucking shitty? Eat more fiber or something, you dumb cunts. You shouldn't need to wipe more than once, and there shouldn't be much on the wipe. What are you doing??

Is this a guy only thing? I talked to a female about it and she said she doesn't always pee while shitting, while i always have to pee some amount even if i pissed not long before already

Last one on the right didn't even try

woman love lying for the fun of it, don't take it too serious
I knew a woman that took the whole ''woman don't shit'' meme actually serious and tried to gaslight me and others into thinking it was true

oh. well in that case they should have told you in the ad.

you know why

I miss when this was the most cringe shit on the net

t. Looks up guides on every game he plays because he gets stuck on every single puzzle

It should be really obvious what the ad is saying without even having to think about it Anon

not enough. the gaps are too big

just have some duct tape next to the tp roll and seal it up everytime, what are you poor or something?

Kys

certified unc moment frfr

EU plumbing infrastructure also can't handle them, retard-sama. You are a retard. Stop flushing them.

was it you?

Poo in the loo you say? You bloody bastard I rape your mom.

Thanks Anon Babbleros i haven't laughed so hard in awhile this whole thread is gold

he shits on easy

You didn't shit the toilet.

leave the canvas now you're shitting yourself

you're not the one who has to smell it in the real world

Anon youre just fucking nasty

Um? These new ads from Shitly kiiiind of unironically look like black folks bootyholes? And honestly? I’m literally here for it - And It’s Everything.

this anon probably reeks

I guess I've been spoiled, I assumed all bidets have heated water. Cold bidets sound ineffective and unpleasant.

I assumed all bidets have heated water

Depends on what kind of bidet. The cheap ones are literally just an attachment that connect to your toilet's intake pipe and operate on water pressure to open and close it. That means it has no means of heating the water it uses.

god should've just given us photosynthesis

Like your average roodypoo even knows what a bidet is, they can't even figure out what the chirping in the hallway is, nice bait tho

Warm water bidets are how God cleans his ass.

'cado

While I have one of these cheap ones, getting warm water in them is easy, you just hook another intake to your sink's hot water line.

There really isn't a difference other than temperature feel, both do a fine job getting my tight little boyhole clean. Warm feels nicer but for me, cold makes it easier to tell when I'm actually dry

I drew

It's ai

rrreddit

ice cold water

anon its heated, and sprays it only on your butthole to get the poo off.
usually the bidet unit also comes with a heated seat which is a must in winter.

Nigger you get fecal matter on your tooth brush the moment you flush that toilet. Our immune system serves a purpose, and so does a shower/tub. If a janny spends his time cleaning toilets then where would he clean the shit off himself? A hose?

Certified retard

RGB Squad Shitter 6200 GX
Coming to market September 2025

slight reduction of poop particles being aerosolized across your house when you flush

This works if the toilet isn't far from your sink. Some homes have the toilet in a separate room, and sometimes you can drill through the wall to get that hot water access, depending how much you really want it. My last home had tiles on the lower portions of the wall, so I would have had to drill through tile and wall to access the sink in the next room. It wasn't worth the effort anyway since I moved out, but it is something to think about if you like bidets.

Would you purchase one?

not yet