Do you ever play games with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Do you ever play games with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

No. I’m fictosexual.

No my gf doesn't even know what a videogame is

Yes. I played games with my girlfriend and her boyfriend all the time.

why did they suddenly age 20 years in the last panel? are they sick?

Yes.

My wife and I play Minecraft sometimes.

I don't really like it that much but was her autistic obsession when she was younger.

My wife and I play Minecraft sometimes.

I don't really like it that much but was her autistic obsession when she was younger.

Yeah I do

Yes we compromise on what to play and usually end up doing some sort of girlslop farming game or open world survival craft. I know alot of couples who do MMOs I don't think I'd want to play an mmo with my gf it seems like alot of effort especially if 1 partner gets addicted

It's commentary on the fact that there haven't been any good RPGs released in almost a decade so she's still playing Dragon Quest XI all these years later. It's very sad.

Do you ever play games with your girlfriend

What gf?

You should only ever play vidya with your sister or your cousin.

i like being sad and feeling sorry for myself more than i like improving

Sometimes, but she mostly plays stuff like Pokemon and Animal Crossing

No, but I used to. It was more frustrating than fun because she was utter garbage at everything.

That was almost 20 years ago and I haven't had a girlfriend since. Nowdays I'm not even really interested in getting a gf, they're all disgusting old used whores unless you go raid an elementary school which is illegal.

She's shit at videogames, but she likes Vampire Surviviors, Mario Kart and the Two Point games

This is rape

Women can't rape though.

I never said the woman was the rapist.

I play Heroes 3 hotseat with my gf every now and then.

Here's some stuff I've played with my wife off the top of my head
Also look into the app nucleus co op it let's you splitscreen a lot of pc games if you're into that.

Survival:
Ark Survival Evolved
7 days to Die
Survivalists
Factorio
Palworld
Abiotic Factor

Roguelike arcadey fun:
Gunfire reborn
Roboquest
Streets of Rogue
Barony
Patch Quest
Vampire Survivors
Death Road To Canada

More story focused:
God Eater (Whole series)
Divinity Original Sin 1 and 2

Memes:
Monster Prom (Series)
Untitled Goose Game
Escapists 2
Broforce
Mr. Suns Hatbox
Metronomicon
Crypt of the necrodancer
Crab Champions
Super chicken jumper
Toodee topdee

Overcooked style:
Cosmo's quickstop
PlateUp
This means warp

ouchikaeru

so good

My gf keeps doing this to me what do I do?

pedo freaks
Die.

i an worthless filth and dont deserve love

Eating pussy

Enjoy your mouth ulcers

My gf isn't very good at videogames and she also gets frustrated easily. She ragequit Portal 2 because she kept falling off ledges lol. We used to play Minecraft on peaceful on a world I set up and she built a little axlotl grotto in a hillside next to our cabin.

same, my only path is towards to the end

Worst mistake I ever made, I never want to touch those games anymore because they'll bring up memories.

Same.

When preorders opened I was up till 3 AM to secure 2 Switch 2s for me and my wife.

i think your wife has a penis, just saying

I'm 31 years old virgin brazillian anon

My gf was the one who introduced me to Anon Babble.

Yes. She's unbelievably shit at them and is extremely self conscious about it to the point that she ends up treating them as though they're life or death.
Like, we stopped playing Cuphead like 1/4th of the way through because she would start apologizing profusely the moment she died or would get anxious and start panicking the moment I did.
Eventually, she almost got choked up and said that me being so unbothered by her holding us back just made her feel worse about it, and she "couldn't do this anymore" because the whole thing made her feel like a special needs child being coddled by a parent.

Don't say "It's just a videogame" if you get into this situation. It doesn't help.

31 here too. I’m literally scared of sex.

No but she likes to watch.

its only a problem if they're a whore and fuck other guys. if you eat out a girl who isnt your wife, what the fuck are doing?

I lost my virginity at 33

Girls don't play real videogames, only gacha and candycrush-likes.

I’m literally scared of sex

I can understand the feeling but it's worth it. Sex feels really good

We played It Takes Two last year and loved it, even though she’s a normie and doesn’t think much of games. We’re playing Split Fiction when we get chance and loving it. I would recommend the two to anyone interested in the best co-op experiences

GAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RISE UP!!

get gf in 2015

get caught up in trump posting

she finds out

breaks up with me after he wins

we made up later but it didn't matter because she became a lesbian

get another gf in 2018

she's a complete dullard by comparison

looks cute but has zero investment in any of the media she liked, would often skip to the end of books she thought were boring in the moment

all I could think of for the entire year we were going out was how my last gf and I would talk about anime and how much she loved writing fanfiction all the time

relationship slowly (thankfully) dies off thanks to covid

I think I ended up developing a oneitis with the first girl, so I've just accepted my fate. I've had a few minor flings but my type is too niche to actually meet out and about in normal life.
Maybe if I go back to college or uni I could find a similar girl but that's too much money down the drain.

im 27 and also brazilian, i can fuck you if you want

was it worth it

"My gf was the one who introduced me to Anon Babble."

Based and retarded gf

Please be in London, please be a female

Yes, sex is amazing. I don't even know how I managed to cope until now with just fapping with my libido

I don't bother trying to play games with my wife anymore, she just gets mad and ragequits not only in competitive titles but even co-op shit. Her throwing a temper tantrum at me during It Take Two's fucking tutorial was probably a big fat red flag but I married her anyway. It all worked out in the end her family's loaded

These days she usually just enjoys sitting behind me drawing yaoi while I play whatever on the shared TV. Usually she prefers I play more modern 3D games but recently she's gotten into really me playing Nine Sols cause of all the esoteric Taoist references I don't get plus the characters are cute.

Why'd his color change

How did you get the woman for sex?

being a virgin in Brazil

HOWWWWW??????????

Alright, I'll bite, where is this from?

Tinder. Took 3 years of trying. I'm white, 175 cm, had a job and barebone social skills btw so I'm not saying the average Anon Babble thirdie neet robot can do it. It's definitely hard.

Reverse didn't work, whats this?

i'm in a ldr with my bf and we play games almost every night

Yes. Stardew Valley, Split fiction, it takes two, little nightmares 1-2, resident evil 2,4, village, tlou 1, Detroit become human, until dawn, Expedition 33, Life is strange, silent hill 2 remake. She liked all these games, and every time after playing together we passionately fucked

How did it feel to lose your power?

because I`m introvert

my girlfriend died in a car crash in 2014
I still haven't removed her from my steam friends list

How do you expect me to play vidya without my hands?

Hmmm, is that Kiroii Tamago?

and I`m 187 cm white, I'll try tinder then

Nice. My wife likes heroes 3 but it is too hard for her but we love playing heroes hour together

Yeah I heard you the first time.

Do you have good pictures anon?

Yes if by girlfriend you mean wife. After doing some chores we are gonna play some shit later and watch Conan the destroyer since she has somehow never seen Conan movies and we watched Conan the barbarian yesterday

i had an ex that would watch me play 3d zelda and souls games, and i would watch her play skyrim. it was comfy to have a cute gf snuggled on a couch, but that was another time of my life.
it's been so long now i'm pretty much a retarded virgin again.

female CF playing vidya with her male CF

Betray and NTR incoming

nope, any tips

you are brown

Get some friends to take them for you

How do i get a fujo gf.

thread

Sex is rough the first few times but once you get the hang of it it's amazing. I love trying irl all the kinky shit I saw in porn/hentai like femdom, foot fetish, cmnf, etc. My gf is always surprised about my knowledge in sex positions lol

Too many normalfags on this board.

you can't just have a wife and a gamer at the same time. That's just unfair.

Now I know you're larping.

wife

kids

christfags

moralfags

anti anime fags

indians

unironic-proven IDF

people who took the White Monster campaign (30 yr old boomer meme) too seriously

so fucking tiring, people are all fucking cattle.

time to relocate to a new message board

My advice is to keep trying and don't give up. You'll probably get ugly landwhales 99% of the time but if you keep trying eventually you'll get a chance with a 6/10 or maybe even better if you're lucky

He had better keep her constantly pregnant

Don't bother, it's not porn it's a canceled manga.

Nono I'm serious. I'm not telling her I'm using her for that of course

Yes, she likes to sit in my lap while we play. Sometimes it's nice be 6' 4'' and having a 4'11" girlfriend.

pedo

Are you fucking me? May I also suggest rogue heroes wasteland 3 core keeper and grindea

I know what sex is like man, I want to know how it feels to lose wizard powers

I played System Shock 2 Co-Op mod through with my gf in college during the summer vacation. Even though it was fairly buggy, and we had to quicksave constantly because it crashed from time to time, it was some of the most fun gaming I have done.
She was the psy powered light weapon researcher and I was the heavy weapon tanky hacker.

It speaks volumes of SS2's, writing that even though we fucked around constantly, filling each others inventories with plants and garbage when the other one was focusing on something etc. When we listened to some of the audio logs we got spooked good.

Videogame

Relief I guess?

Fuck yeah.

you have to groom them outside of high school otherwise it is a waste of time. It helped I was in high school too

this happened to me

I'm not attracted to real people, so no. Sometimes I imagine playing vidya with characters I like, though.

Yup. Off the top of my head, we play:

Ultra SF4

Forgotten Worlds

Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2

Cotton 2

And I introduced her to what became her favorite game ever, Odin Sphere: Leifthrasir.

i need an elementary school wife

Only women 30+ years old flirt with me

Why?

She's a legal loli in her mid-20's, so yeah, living the dream.

There are still Anon Babble anons that shall remain resolute Anon Babbleirgins till the day they die and there is nothing you can do about it.

How old are you?

Only women 30+ years old flirt with me

because they know it is time to settle down. I get hit on all the time by 30+ year olds. I think they can sense I am in a committed relationship

BECAUSE THEY WANT YOUR DICK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

If I'm not one of those few people, I want someone to shoot me.

31yo virgin in BR

what the hell? are you actually horrifically disfigured? tell us

i wish girls were real

yes. We bought a bunch of games off the steam creature fests a couple of days ago and have been parallel playing them. If a game like return from the core was multiplayer that would be the perfect game

Stop rubbing it in, bastard.

well then go outside with friends

Depends on a billion factors. Generally speaking if it is a work place friend I would advise against it. If it is a personal friend I would suggest doing girlfriend activities before taking the jump without putting a label on it then after doing bf/gf stuff then bring it up

my girlfriend died in a car crash in 2014

why did he do it?

why would you play games instead of having sex?

Games make me less tired.

just bend over and let him do the work?

nah
I have accepted that there is something wrong with me on a fundamental level
I see dudes in worse shape, financial situation, hell even chronic drunks and slobs having wives/gfs yet here I am

Nah, he's the brazilian bottom with a big butt.

lie down and let her ride it?

The issue is that you're not trying hard enough. Women won't come to you on their own

I did say he.

No doubt, it just never felt right.

Your wife sounds petty neat. My wife gets really bad motion sickness, so I'm stuck playing isometric view games, fighting games, or board games. It's not the worst options, but sometimes I wish we could play some fps

i wish I was a girl and I could date all of you guys!!! uwu

yes, I play war thunder and recently tried halo, but sadly she doesnt like halo as much as I do.
We also played smalland and minecraft together
I love my wife and I wish we could game more

I have had sex a couple thousand times with my wife over the course of the past 18 years. Vidya is more fun by and large. Sex is more like a nessesity that happens to be fun. Like eating good food

Women won't come to you on their own

Skill issue >so I'm stuck playing isometric view games
I prefer isometric anyways so that sounds fine for me

nessesity

how come i didn't die then?

dating men is a horrible experience, most of them are doomer self pitying retards with no drive

Because you get release in the form of masturbation. Also I said "like" for a reason dork

i wouldn't know. Do you have a lot of experience dating men?

don't call me dork

I took a walk earlier today and on my way back saw the most beautiful woman I’ve seen in months
a deep and overwhelming sense of loneliness washed over me, and none of the things that seemed important this morning mattered for a little while.
I need to rewire my brain

.......friends?

Not naming it "daisy destruction"

Why didn't you try to approach her?

people are all fucking cattle.

You've proven that quite well.

I admire neckbeards, waifufags and schizoids. I want to be able to overcome my human limitations. Get these normalfag feelings out of me.

When I saw this I started screaming, crying, and flailing like a monkey at the zoo.
I need an AI assistant to filter all the incel bait content so I can browse Anon Babble like normal.

yeah, i broke up with my last boyfriend because he had a shitty bartender job he hated but then wouldnt look for a better one. Ive tried everything, from doing courses with him to sitting by his side looking for better jobs he could apply for. He never applied for any of them. He had a degree in arts and sometimes the bar he worked for would give him some graphic design side jobs, i gave up on him because he would wake up at 12 to go to his job and 3 pm while i woke up at 9 everyday to work and one day he started crying because he didn't want think he was capable of doing his side designer job and gave up on it.
Now that im talking to new men most of them are still doing college shit at almost 30 or have some shit job and the most generic normie shit hobbies ever.

Why would a gay man care about these things? It's not like you people can have children

Poor people are not even people to be honest

Im guessing a sense of inadequacy or aversion to failure, since I’ve approached and made friends with lots of people on my walks but avoid women I’m attracted to
there is probably a trick to treating them as if they are just any person.

then stop being a dork

because i'm not a failure and i enjoy a comfortable life so i want someone who can keep up with me when i make plans, be it traveling or entertainment.

do you not have coworkers

You need to work on your self-esteem and practice approaching women

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still no sauce

I kind of think it’s all a massive cope and everyone feels this emotion, for better or worse

title is rooming with a gamer gal

she's more of a gamer

I'm 32 and Brazilian

but how tf whyyy

I literally hate this country and it's people to the bone. I can't stand these people. My problem isn't being ugly, out of shape, poor or introvert. It's literally pure hate for this damned place. Brazilian "people" are awful and disgusting and keep being virgin sounds better than putting my cock into an overused pussy smelling like other men's cock and jizz because 99% of the brazilian woman loses virginity at before 17 and fucks at least 3 different guys per year.

Roleplaying larp.

you would be shocked howmany females are into cunny anon

Reminds me of how any time I go to the mall, I see absolute absolute cuties who are always arm in arm with a 6'5" chad. It's always a good reminder that it was over for me the day I was born.

wagecuck (90% male workforce, talking to girls in a flirty way is haram)

go to gym (talking to people there is haram, besides its all dudes anyway)

the only places where you are allowed to flirt with women are bars and clubs which are places I absolutely despise

all hookup attempts there end with 100% ghosting rate

tinder is dead as disco

"I'm sure you will find someone."

[Insert canned "graceful" rejection because oh my God I am afraid this guy is going to murder me]

3 different guys per year.

thats rookie numbers ive had way more. Youre just a self hating faggot with a internalized cuckold fetish

I played sims with her and I watched her struggle to play the original xcom

Sometimes I forget the amount of truly hopeless people who browse this website.

same bro, and in church women with boyfriends threw themselves at me wtf, there is no more trust in this country

What's your plan for the future then? Give up? You can only try harder, there's no other way to get shit done

Youre just a self hating faggot with a internalized cuckold fetish

No. I'm not North American.

My gf would do this to me sometimes but not nearly enough

bust in her

debating if she cares if I game yet

baby, you ok?

yeah I just… mind if I play some CoD

UGH you always do this!!!!

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE

Church people are massive hypocrites. Makes me feel like the last christian in the world. Double down if it's protest/evangelistic

As a certified wizard I can tell you it isn't happening. Unless you're some chemical freak incapable of empathy on a genetic level, you will always feel at least somewhat lonely. That's fine though, obsessing over that shit is how you turn into a raging r9k faggot. I've seen some people do the most retarded shit out of that sorta desperation. My best advice is either make genuine effort to get better or be at peace with the fact that you won't. Just realize how much worse your lot in life could have been.

Me and my wife game a lot. We recently started playing Divinity Original Sin 1 and plan on playing the sequel and BG3 on the hardest difficulty. I've been watching her play through the drakenier games and she's been watching me play the souls games. We also read visual novels together.

I agree, I’ll see it as a personal challenge to me to improve myself.

My ex bf hated everything I liked (that's why it didn't last), so basically no.

Occasionally. The typical couple games like It Takes Two, Overcooked, etc.

We mostly play our own games next to each other. She hasn’t been enjoying my Tarkov phase because I yell every 15-20 minutes when I get jump scared by gunfire.

31 here as well. I'm horny all the time and the gym doesn't help. Keeps horniness in check but worsens it at the same time.
I don't actually wanna fuck, but I don't like thinking about sex all the time either

so your mom pays for everything
lmao got it

Wizardnon here. 28 years. I have a really beautiful friend. She's really nice to me, even if I don't even ask. Almost feel like there's some chemistry going on between us. We had a lot of common interests and hobbies. She's 25 BUT she had sex with a lot of guys before me. Even better fit, literal chads and this turns me off from the idea of dating SO HARD! Because not only I know she had a ton of guys inside and all over her but that I will never be able to satisfy her like those other dudes did.
This sucks really bad. It really depresses me.

Is me not being the type of guy you described the only reason women enjoy being around me?

Give up?

I already have.

try harder

I have noticed one common denominator among my friends (all of them have wives/gfs) and that is just random bullshit
they didn't "try"
it just happened
Besides I have noticed that I give off this vibe or something which makes people uncomfortable around me. Quite often I am told I look threatening - but that is literally just my default face. The fuck am I supposed to do, put a chisel to it?

lol

What does happiness feel like?

tfw you'll never have a cute gf who plays games in your lap and when she beats you at them she teases you while rubbing her butt on your dick

Is it true you get bored of fucking your gf after a while?

t. 30 year old khv never even been on a date

genuinely hate handsome men

somehow want respect from the opposite sex

why do girls do this?

do you guys think God finds you amusing when you die a virgin?

My bf usually plays singleplayer games, but we played Baldur's Gate 3 together and it was fun.

No, but he probably finds men that are mutilated and defaced because of their beauty funny

It's just so jarring, to remember being okay like that, just for sudden whiplash, and it hit me when I was around 30. I didn't expect it to be physically painful to experience, I thought it was just some faggoty whining. But I'll be damned if I let it stop me. I want to be an eternal virgin, and I know I can succeed.

thinking that God finds joy over the sadness of his children

Jew

they didn't "try" it just happened

Yes normies can get normal things without trying. Autists like us need to try hard to blend in and convince a woman we're worth it. It's how it is, so what are you gonna do about it? Be sad and miserable until death?

He won't be laughing when I arrive at the gates of heaven in my iron chariot

Isaac Newton bragged about being a virgin all the time and he was super religious so God probably doesn't mind.

Can I have a step-by-step guide written for an autist on how to get a gf unironically?

Asshole must've found it real amusing when he cursed me to be a tiny, autistic manlet that started balding in his 20s.

Be sad and miserable until death?

Have been my whole life since childhood, as far as I remember. There have been moments where I have deluded myself that I do have a hope at something resembling being "normal" only for life to quickly remind me how dumb I am for even considering that

never had one

30 yo khhv wizard samurai

I broke up with mine yesterday
Feels fucking bad, man

Get some friends

Yeah, it's over.

last time I was in this kind of thread I offered some positive encouragement to the bros, letting them know that we're all gonna make it.

... And the fucking faggot jannies banned me for it

So I hope you all die alone and lonely!

What is better? To keep being a virgin or put your dick in a hole that many guys were before?

Don't know, I've been with my gf for 10 month and when we're together we have sex every day. I was fapping every day when I was a virgin btw, now I just have sex instead of fapping when I'm with her

God tried to kill me when I was born
so fuck him I say

your ahh was dumped and she's now with a better (black) man

Why?

sorry to hear, buddy
hope everything works out for you

I do play games with a friend that really likes me but she is far from a virgin while I am and this will always be a wall.

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In some Gnostic sex magick ritual?

You need to lose your virginity so you stop obsessing about it.

Making friends in real life is pretty much impossible in modern-day western society.

idiotic haircut

dinner plate glasses

revolting

My ex gf just played diablo 3 on ps3. I got bored real fast playing it.

unironic zoomers and gen A are in this thread

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB FUCKS
YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE NO MATTER HOW BAD IT LOOKS
YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO UNFUCK YOURSELF
DONT LET YOURSELF OSSIFY LIKE I DID
PLEASE GO OUT AND GET SOME PUSSY
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

put your dick in a hole that many guys were before

Don't worry to much about this. You can never "own" somebody the way romantic stories paint to us.

We had a good Animal Crossing island going during the pandemic, but she's not really a gamer overall. She prefers kicking my ass at Scrabble

Genuinely, what are you doing on Anon Babble if you aren't an outcast of society?
If you have a wife and kids, why are you posting on a website filled with mentally ill people?
Just Anon Babble alone has people doing peach porn erp, gacha obsessed schizos, DEI obsessed schizos, paid shills, alleged furries, goblin fuckers, how do you not lose your sanity?

friend met his wife on path of exile out of all things

other have found them on dota, Anon Babble drawthreads and other weird shit

meanwhile the closest thing i've had to a female connection online in the last decade has been a girl getting overtly attached to me on a minecraft server

got yelled at by his dad because she kept calling me his boyfriend to her parents

all i just wanted to play with some brown bricks

I did get a lot of attention from women when I was playing MMOs as a younger babby though, wonder if I should try out FFXIV
inb4

FFXIV

women

I know.

looking forward to the next league bro?

What the fuck is this thread, put it out of its misery.

Don't do this.
That wouldn't be getting it out of your system, it would be getting it into your system.
You would be obsessed so much that you would commit to the geomaxxing bullshit and fucking prostitutes afterward. A virgin incel can ignore the propaganda, but a non-virgin one can't.

Just Anon Babble alone has people doing peach porn erp, gacha obsessed schizos, DEI obsessed schizos, paid shills, alleged furries, goblin fuckers

all me btw

I have no idea what geomaxxing is. I'm a 35 year old man, not a zoomer addicted to TikTok.

It’s fun because my life is so normal outside of this website. Everywhere else on the internet is so fucking boring. When Anon Babble was down I was going insane. I work a normal job with a normal fiancé and friends. But I want to read and say insane shit on the internet and this is the only place to do it.

FFXIV

don't.

ong it's so joever my sigma, no pussy to skeet current year fr fr

next league

PoE is a bloated carcass of a game, I quit years ago

The website is funny to read

And then what? Make an embarrassment of myself in front of her? Knowing that I put my dick in a dirty hole that had cocks going wild inside? That she rode a cock carousel and I only got a shitty nasty fuck?

Cute paraplegic bf.

Do, you say?

It's habit and the comfort of familiarity, even as either it or I changed from what we were when I first got here. Still stuck here even as I've abandoned all other forums and social media.

hear so many stories about guys finding a gf/wife in online games

I cant even make a friend online

I wonder what mental illness I have that makes it seem so impossible to connect with others

put your dick in a hole that many guys were before

It's impossible to get a virgin girl in your 30

I know you are just trolling but seeing 18 year old dudes think they are "hopeless virgins" makes my blood boil
probably because they remind me of myself back then and I fucking hate myself
enjoy finding out that nearly 100% of female players are actually dudes I guess

unironically it's just autism. we've all known this for like 2 decades now that's just how it is.

I thought the despair was supposed to fade over time.

My brain loves to invent new ways to torment me. My favorite one are dreams where a girl actually accepts me for who I am and then I wake up!

HOW DO I GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
GIVE ME A STEP BY STEP GUIDE I CAN FOLLOW. I'LL DO ANYTHING. I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO. I've tried before, no one is ever interested.

Somedays feel like I'll die if I don't plow a woman and lose my virginity.

Remember that I cum way too fast for sex to be worth it at all.

Feel better.

All I need is my hands and post nut clarity to be happy.

So she's trans, gotcha.

just b urself ;)

step 1: just b urself bro
step 2: win

one second apart

incel hivemind?

get an onahole or develop a death grip if you are worried about cooming too fast
it's usually the opposite problem I've heard

I love that this is simultaneously the best and worst advice. If you aren't comfortable with yourself you'll give off bad vibes but if you can't hide parts of yourself you need to it'll never work.

You and me both brother. Every friend I’ve made has ended up just leaving me without a word. I used to get mad, but now i’m so used to it its just become routine

being this new

enjoy finding out that nearly 100% of female players are actually dudes I guess

I'll find a friend instead, a journey worth taking.

Look at what normies do and try to imitate them as much as you can

girlfriend

ok incel

Anyone else feel comfy being forever alone? It used to torment me until one day something snapped and now I just play vidya and watch anime alone and it's just all good.

cope

that's the scary part
I try to emulate them as much as possible because I am some sort of skinwalker but it always falls short someplace

Tried all of those. Not even that numbing cream works. I'm just broke down there and there's no fixing it.

With practice you can get better at holding

You need to do that to get in a relationship then you can reveal yourself to her little by little. Maybe continue to keep hidden the most fucked up things you like

be a kid

outcasted because disagrees with lots of wrong things from society's culture

grow into a virgin teen dreaming of finding a good girl at my age, virgin, so we can lose it together

never ever find one. keeo being an outcast because I dont get this world nor understand people

grow into an adult. possibilities of finding a virgin woman grows infinity+1 by year

already losing it

seeing this world going mad, crazier year by year

seeing nightmarish stuff like pandemic, wars, hunger, AI replacement, rampant degeneracy, degradation of morals and Christianity, racial wars and whatever other doomed shit that just used to be YouTube conspiracy video

cant get life together anymore

start to drink

drinking habits grows larger

old friends distancing

even more dangerous to get a life outside

already having anger issues

health problems duo stress and depression, also started to eat a lot of junk food

seeing old friends and people from my childhood looking worse than me somehow

seeing a lot of people I knew dying

past vanishing

nothing coming from the future

i am already admitting to myself that I reached insanity

This isn't a world for righteous people and perhaps dead is a secret bless. I envy the ones that don't need to suffer humanhood anymore

I wish I had a :D gf that would :D and I could :D and we would just :D together all day.

ALL YOU VIRGINS NEED TO FUCK A HOOKER IMMEDIATELY.

sex isn't a big deal

Normalfags are right when they say this, but only if you have it and realize what a nothingburger women are. Being an adult virgin gives you brain damage from creating an elaborate fantasy of women and putting them on a pedestal. Your #1 priority is shattering that fantasy so you can talk to women normally without feeling like a broken human being.

Trust me, you will stop caring about women when you realize you can fuck 9/10 uni students in their early 20s practiced in porn star techniques and GFE.

b-but STDs

wear a condom, don't french kiss, don't eat her pussy, don't do pussy slide, bareback blowjob, or other degeneracy

b-but ugly whore

girls from cities where competition is high and de facto legal (sorry americans, fly to europe or japan) mog the shit out of the average woman, and certainly mog your looksmatch

b-but it's not true love

yeah neither is the obese plapjak you'll get as your first practice gf

The goal is not to lose your virginity per se, it's to stop fantasizing and obsessing over women. You can be free to live your life.

I think God finds it commendable that you died a virgin without watching porn and without masturbating.

It's illegal where I live man and I'm poor

But I saw reports of STDs in the penis even when using a condom.

Anon, I don't open up a conversation with "HELLO I AM ANON I LOVE BIG FUTA COCKS"
I mean putting up a mask where I pretend to be a completely different person personality-wise (Optimistic and cheerful instead of pessimistic about future, not too concerned with stuff outside panem et circenses, with a mainstream taste in music, etc.) just sounds like a recipe for a total disaster

Were you outcast for being a God botherer as a child? Christian guilt is a hell of a thing.

getting laid isn't the issue
the issue is just the human craving for intimacy. for someone to tell you something nice. hell, even living together is way cheaper than alone

HELLO I AM ANON I LOVE BIG FUTA COCKS"

So do I fren. We should be friends. :)

I dont give a shit about sex. I can jack off whenever I want.
What I want is basically a female roommate so I'm not literally physically and emotionally isolated at all hours.
A hooker won't solve that unless she wants to engage in some autismo hobbies afterwards, without it being transactional.

t.

pedestal

But I hate women. They're shitty beings. My heart just don't want to admit there's no hope

I thought this post was going to end with "to try and mimic a fraction of our power"

So many people here got memed into hating women because they got friendzoned or rejected.

Never had one

everyone enjoying robbery, lust, greed, betrayal, indecency, violence, etc

I find it all wrong by gut

It's not because I'm a Christian. It's because people are insane and corrupted.

outcasted because disagrees with lots of wrong things from society's culture

seeing nightmarish stuff like pandemic, wars, hunger, AI replacement, rampant degeneracy, degradation of morals and Christianity, racial wars and whatever other doomed shit that just used to be YouTube conspiracy video

cant get life together anymore

You sound like the type who's constantly thinking about muh society is collapsing and white replacement and muh christian values and all of that and barely has anything interesting to talk about outside of the shit he sees on Anon Babble and social media. I bet you were "that kid" with school shooting vives and somehow you still think like a teenager who's into incel subculture late into adulthood. No shit you can't get any bitches or friends with that way of thinking
Go find some hobbies or goals in life, stop with the dramatic 'the world is ending' type of shit and find some joy in life because nobody wants to talk to a miserable depressive dude who's constantly thinking about the west collapsing

I don't hate women. They annoy me sometimes but I don't blame them for not wanting me. I wouldn't want me either.

read this

amazon.com/Atomic-Attraction-Create-Maintain-Women/dp/1999872223

sharty teen

opinion discarded

I'm playing a game called Roadcraft. Who besides autistic germs and manchildren such as myself would be interested in playing that with me? The answer is and will always be no one.

I don't hate women at all. But they sure as hell absolutely HATE me.

meant for

Women are scornful and immature creatures, which is extra annoying because I really like women's tits and ass.

Kill yourself

Holy based.

Awww you got called out and you can't cope anymore with your self pity bullshit and Ryan Gosling posting? Too bad

want gf

don't like a single person I have ever met in my entire

Real life people are just so fucking boring.

If you think we're feeling hatred you really are out of touch with most of us

BLABLABLAAA VIRGINITY NOT A BIG DEAL

Except that people keeping their virginity were way more common in the past and IT WORKED WELL AND THE WORLD WAS A BETTER PLACE.
My parents grew humble but decent families but still met while in school and virgins and they're still together even after 50 years. I looked up to them about this but I live in an era girls are fucking at 14 because the media lowkeys sells this propaganda to them and promiscuity became a normal thing in society. And because of this the number of unloyalty skyrocket, marriages don't last, many women raise babies single even while being minors and homosexuality is massively rampant, not even mentioning transsexuality that is also another level of insanity.
Do I even have to mention that now there's an growing number of women raising fake babies like real ones to the point of emulating every about raising one? From birth to even DEMANDING rights to those dolls?
World is insane and jews literally wired it to be this way.

1.Begin building yourself into someone you genuinely want to be, not your vague idea of what normalfags or women want. Someone you genuinely want to be, find interests you think are cool, do your best to act in ways you respect, style yourself in ways you think looks good, don't just try to conform to someone else's ideas because it's probable you don't actually understand what you're trying to conform to. Also abandon preconceived notions that naturally whatever you want just can't happen because whatever arbitrary bullshit you think just makes it unseemly. There's so many retards out there that gave up on life at 19 years old because they thought they had to have everything together.
2.Don't isolate yourself, try to find other people wherever you can, go places you think might be cool and do your best to connect.
3.Don't project your self-loathing onto others. If you hate yourself don't assume everyone hates you, don't assume everyone sees right through you and everything you hate about yourself is just so obvious to them.
4.Don't just focus on women and on romance, shit's desperate and a wider friend circle helps you get more opportunities.
5.Be ready for pain and failure, it's going to happen before during and after many successes on building yourself up. If you let yourself get destroyed by your setbacks you're not gonna make it.

My ex and i played atlyss, webfishing, root, minecraft, and stardew. We had to break up because I'm moving. We're still friends though. surprisingly she's not trans just black and big into sonic

Could be a lot of reasons without anymore details. Going off of common Anon Babble stereotypes, you might have hit the specific phenomenon where unmarried women in their late 30s to 40s get hit with the hag hormones and get a sudden burst of horniness and maternal drive that they have nowhere to direct. This can lead to them hyperfocusing on young men who seem particularly vulnerable or uncertain of themselves, and it's how you end up with stories where bumbling kids fresh out of high school essentially get a training arc where an older woman either straightens them out or leaves them a confused wreck with weird fetishes.

I hate women because they're such fucking NPCs. I hate a lot of men too but I still manage to find some few that can think by themselves. SOMEHOW women seems to be the only one not being able to think out of the program.
I am the one rejecting women.

wojak

Did not read a single zoomie word you wrote.

I'm the only person that'd ever date me. Not out of a sense of self love or anything, I just feel like I'm the kind of freak that could only ever get along with themselves.

The point is your virginity is subconsciously handicapping you from interacting with women because you imagine them as some panacea to fix your autism and loneliness. Women are imperfect in all the ways you are. They're awkward, insecure, ugly without makeup, smell bad at times, boring to talk to, and fucked up with childhood issues just like you.

intimacy, physically and emotionally isolated at all hours

Do you have male friends and a large social circle, fulfilling hobbies and meaning in your work? That's more important than finding a sappy soulmate who 'completes you', the latter is just a fantasy. Get that through your skull. You cannot be fixed by a woman.

if you dont hate women you havent interacted with them enough

I used to manage to like people outside but people changed with the years.

28

You're not a wizard yet. You're heading that way, yes, but you still have time.

Not the guy you were replying to, I just find your smarmy attitude to be infinitely worse and more annoying than his.

6. You will never find a virgin women and never satisfy her like the chads that fucked her before. High chances she just wants to settle down with you

women are boring

If only they had a man's mind but a woman's body

There's no shot for me with a girl because my autism gave me disdain for excessive sweat or getting wet dick so I don't want sex, but I'm also rational enough to dislike NTR.
No chance of finding a girl who is good with just cuddles and doesn't fuck the mailman or something on the side.

30
Virgin
Never had a gf
Never even been on a date
Have tried tinder got 0 matches
Not fat
Not ugly
It just be like dat

Women are only worthy if they are virgin. If they rode other cocks she will only settle down with you after her pussy became loose and wanting you to sustain her.
Already a thing scientifically proven.

So.... Trans?

Trannies have male bodies.

No I've posted on Anon Babble for the last 17 years and I've never had one.

they don't have vagina......

I am not a fucking extravert than needs to talk to 50 different people daily fuck the right off
I barely manage my 2 friend circles already

meaning in your work

unless you ARE the CEO, you are just making some rich cunt richer (and even then you are cucked by investors). no matter what you do. you can not refute this in a rational manner. there is no "art" or "legacy", everything nowadays is cheap plastic precision engineered to be obsolete and replaced by the end of next fiscal year.
If getting a partner was so...unimportant...as you say, why does everyone do it? why is marriage such a big deal? The whole deal of "my better half"? I know what you are trying to do here - gaslighting incels into not going on a shooting spree because some retard snapped and decided to make it everyone's problem - but please don't delude yourself. You make it sound like a luxury that we ungrateful fucks feel entitled to when in reality it's a basic human need.

Same but 35.
It is more common than you think.

How to get a gf;
1. Have friends
2. Have friends with gfs
3. Have female friends

No.
Actually they would be perfect if THEY COULD THINK BY THEMSELVES AND HAVE SENSE OF LOYALTY

Being virgin is better than having sex with roasties.
No hymen. No value.

?

posting here precludes you from those three things

Do you have male friends and a large social circle, fulfilling hobbies and meaning in your work? That's more important than finding a sappy soulmate who 'completes you', the latter is just a fantasy. Get that through your skull. You cannot be fixed by a woman

I have 1 friend of 26 years. He got married last year. The envy of him getting a relationship has passed, I just wanna meet someone who I can relate to in a way that cannot be done by a male friend,
Im also not a faggot so no sissy shit.
I am happy with my work and quality of life, but every now and then the silence in my apartment lets the creeping thoughts get back in that never seem to permanently go away.

friendzone the girl, and try to find a girl that isn't a slut

I hope all of you die a violent death

Do you have male friends and a large social circle, fulfilling hobbies and meaning in your work?

where do you faggots think you are?

first step

Can do

second step

IMPOSSIBRU

God I hope so. I hope I die with a fist-sized hole in my chest.

Or maybe you feel called out too like so many other retards in this thread.

You were hopping for this to be like Reddit and to get a bunch of hugs and upboots because you made a sad blogpost and posted a sad image picture? Most of you use this place to post about your shitty ass lives and how nobody 'gets you' just to get some moral reinforcement while you disregard any post giving you a bit of a reality check as just a shitpost. The truth is that most of you are insecure shitheads so deep into internet subculture and incel shit that can't even interact with a person outside of Anon Babble but decide to blame it on society or whatever. I'm not saying I'm a perfect person nor I'm pretending to be superior to anybody but I see through this parasocial and circlejerking bullshit. Most of you are depressive narcissists looking for validation and that's the end of it

If only they had a man's mind but a woman's body

you think you want this, but you actually don't

Non virgins girls that lost their virginity to other men can never be loyal to you. The first time is always remembered like a precious memory. There's a good reason that in nature animals fights to get the virgin females.
Hymen is precious.

Why is this wrong though? Why shouldn't I hate someone who acted friendly and got emotionally close to me, but then said "you're not physically attractive enough to date though"?

What he actually wants is for women to be direct in communication instead of the wild bullshit web of half truths they tell you and complex social manipulations they weaponize against men and especially against each other.
2 guys can be flinging slurs at each other and be sharing beers later that same day. 2 women will give each other false compliments and appear friendly but are actively trying to sabotage each other for years on end.
Women with autism don't engage in this circus and are a lot easier to get along with in my experience.

Keep typing, it’s working

using Tinder

People here really goes that low? Tinder is a literal freak show

women do not find you attractive, that is all there is to it
you can cope with a thousand explanations for them all being whores but the fact is they don't think you are worthy
just accept it and there will be no more need to cope

You think someone being friendly to you is enough to entitle you to a relationship?

Skill-based matchmaking

I've been in love with a fictional character for 10 years. She is so perfectly aligned with my tastes that no real woman will ever get close.
Even if I got a gf I'd constantly be comparing her to this character, and I would never be happy with the relationship.
I have utterly broken my brain. The only solution is AI when it gets good and real. LLMs are hot garbage and are not real AI and I will not marry a fucking text completion algorithm.

what character?

Not saying because I don't want to besmirch her name by associating her with this shit thread.

My girlfriend doesn’t really have any taste in games, so I’m hoping to find sometime to suggest some stuff she might be into. We just both gotta figure that out first

When you're desperate where else are you going to turn to? Trying to erp in VR chat with men pretending to be women or a normalfag magnet app known for hookup culture?

projecting

Women flirts on me. I just hate them anyway

Unironically yes. I don't understand the difference between a good female friend and a girlfriend. And no one has ever explained it to me either. Why would she like me as a friend but not as a boyfriend? Why am I not good enough? I find it insulting, and I don't think I'm in the wrong to cut all contact and start resenting the girl if she does that to me. What's the difference between liking me as a person enough to be your close friend but not your boyfriend?

We all know its Akeno from Highschool DxD.
No need to be shy.

I accept it, but it still hurts.

Anon..life isn't perfect but don't be so restrict. All a women needs to be is virgin

Are you also upset that any male friends you've made don't want to fuck you in the ass?

Intimacy anon. The key in intimacy.

Drink alone and fapping

yes.
is a homie truly a homie if he doesn't put out?

You can like someone as a person without wanting to be intimate with them.
Do you want to have lots of gay homosex with your guy friends or do you just enjoy your time with them?
The criteria for intimacy is a mystery but physical attraction is one they'll never tell you is a huge factor.

This is not the gotcha you think it is though. All the female friends who rejected me were straight and single and looking for a boyfriend. The situation is different.

How can we be intimate without her accepting me to take her out on a date? What does this even mean?

Not him but I had friends that got gay on me before. Creepy

Do you want to date every girl you speak to?

Trvke. If a woman finds you attractive she'll make it obvious. Otherwise you're just inflating her ego if you chase her.

Coworkers and vague acquaintances? No. But any close female friend? Yes. I've developed feelings without exception. I like them as a person enough to be my friend, why wouldn't I like them as a partner?

The difference is that I'm straight and don't want to fuck guys though. It's not like I was asking out lesbians where this analogy would make sense.

women will make it obvious

Women think that they're masters of hint laying but in actuality they are shit at communication.
The only thing women make obvious is if they despise or merely tolerate your presence, and even then some of them are just being polite enough until you leave.

Just like a job interview, dating is decided within 10 seconds of meeting and the rest is just a pretense.

Not him but I had girl friends that got intimate on me on stuff and still didn't want to date. Worse' I've heard stuff like "I can't date you because youre my friend and I don't date friends"
Really weird shit. Can't understand women brains.
Women may even describe their butthole to you and still reject you.

definitely better than dying an agonizing death by age and disease.

I just want everyone who has a relationship ITT to know that I hope you all die.

tfw 32

next year it is then

Smug anime posters really are the most retarded vermin on this side. Jesus fucking Christ what a retarded comparison

I'm not gonna lie, I wish I could have that.

used to think people saying this shit 20 years ago were just angry retards hating on people for no reason other than them being younger than they were

realize now that I'm the age those supposed assholes were it was a desperate cry of genuine concern for the younger generation's wellbeing

If only I could talk to my younger self for 5 minutes and make him truly understand how not-yet-bad it really is.

No but she's expressed interest in it. Shes not a gamer whatsoever though - she said she may like to play horror games sometime
Sonic wouldnt say that
For fucking, sure, but actual relationships take a while to feel out

"I can't date you because youre my friend and I don't date friends"

This is something that absolutely baffles me. I've heard so many women cry and moan about how their guy friends confess their feelings for them and the bitches have the gall to act like victims and say that the guy ruined their friendship and were just using them the whole time. It's as if they can't process the idea of someone falling in love with them instead of just using them as a hole right off the bat. Fucking stupid whores.

What advice would you give a zoomer anon?

no no he's got a point

If only I could talk to my younger self for 5 minutes and make him truly understand how not-yet-bad it really is.

You know you wouldn't have listened just like how I know I wouldn't have listened to myself from the future.

I hope you’ll find the one, anon :^)

For fucking, sure, but actual relationships take a while to feel out

No attraction, no relationship. You do not want to be shackled to a bitter person who resents you for taking away their options.

How do women want to be approached?

ive never had a girlfriend

Intimate conversation isn't the same as private information.
A girl talking about her butthole is on the same level of crassness of guys talking about their balls or their latest bowel movement with each other.
A girl talking about wanting you IN her butthole is a different matter.
Its hard to really quantify when you've crossed the boundary into intimacy where romance is a factor

WOMEN.DO.NOT.DATE.FRIENDS
THAT'S THE HARD GRIM TRUTH
THEY DATE MEN THEY BARELY KNOW ONLY
IF YOU GET A CLOSE FRIENDSHIP WITH WOMEN IT'S OVER. THEY WON'T SEE YOU AS A SEXUAL PARTNER
UNLESS THEY ARE OLDER AND NEED TO SETTLE DOWN TO A MAN THAT WILL SUPPORT HER
THAT'S THE ULTIMATE BLACK PILL.
IT HAS BEEN PROVED MILLIONS OF TIMES.
DATING IS NOT FRIENDSHIP TO THEM
IT'S JUST A CARNAL THING

That is the main issue with modern dating some girls won't date you despite having so much in common because they've been pushed to believe about 'polar opposites' and if you have too much in common then things will get boring.
I agree with the second part, but they do make it obvious. If a woman likes you she'll try to get as close as possible to you, and will also try to initiate physical touch. If she could give a shit less about you she'll maintain her distance, and if you get close she'll shift away or avert her gaze.

and there is holistic attractiveness that goes beyond your physical appearance. it is hard to even describe it, but you can go to the gym for years and end up shredded and you'll still be a schizo sperg freak in their eyes.
if you post here you are a weirdo freak, you will never be normal in the eyes of women. the people here with successful relationships are tourists

Give up on giving up. You'll say you're gonna give up, but you never will, always hoping for something, so if you're not gonna give up, you may as well fail.

They only allow you to approach them if you're over 6 feet tall and handsome. And even then you have to solve their stupid fucking riddles and mind games.

it is literally easier to become a millionaire than to get a gf

Attraction is required for both fucking and relationships.
But for a (good) relationship you also need to have similar values, be comfortable enough around one another to talk about or do whatever, and be able to enjoy quiet time where neither of you talk and instead just relax in one another's company.
And not every person you're attracted to will meet that criteria

I've never even tried to get a girlfriend, there used to be a cute buff girlfriend that would play with my hair and talk to me and I just went home to look at Naruto and play Maplestory.

And not every person you're attracted to will meet that criteria

pity women only date by pussy tingle until they hit their 30s and turn into angry tiktokkers

It's crazy that the people telling me to get the fuck out of here were doing it with genuine love in hopes I didn't become them. But I failed them, I wonder if they're still here.

kek one time I told a friend while we were driving around town that I wasn't gay but started to have feelings for him.
He didnt really say anything at the time the I forgot over the weekend. Next Monday he was acting funny and told me that I had really freaked him out and he didnt know what to do.
I laughed and told him it was just a joke but I still feel bad about it because he was my best friend before graduation more or less seperated us for good.
It's better this way for him but I miss those nearly carefree days.

Dude they may even invite you to watch porn. They will tell things that will hard any cock of a straight man. They even will say "my pussy is so wet" out of the blue for you but still deny you. No guy does this to their other male friend unless he's a degenerate.
Women is just insane

damn anon are you one

Leave this website and never come back.

While that may be true of plenty, my relationship is goin pretty good

Women think that initiating closeness is an invitation to men but they don't realize that they are expecting us to read their minds.
If she repeatedly drops a pencil near me I'm going to think she's clumsy, not that she wants me to ask her out on a date.
She'd have more success not making up a bad excuse to be near me, because then I'll have to figure out that she doesn't have an obvious motivation for being near me that might just be coincidence.

got memed into hating women because they got friendzoned or rejected

What are you even trying to say here? That's like saying you got "memed" into being racist because different niggers repeatedly kept breaking into your house and stealing your shit. Yes of course if you get rejected by every women you ever get close to, you WILL end up a bitter misogynist and trying to frame it as if you got psyopped is crazy.

Women are the worst creatures ever. I had one ask me if she could come over to watch porn with me and she batted my hand away when I made a reasonable move(hand on thigh)

your brain isn't yet permanently wired into doomer mode, THERE IS HOPE.
just doing your chores and minimum effort adulting puts you ahead of the curve
spend less time on tiktok and social media in general. that is the number one mindkiller among your generation IMO
you have to flirt quite aggressively otherwise you are just putting yourself in the friendzone, women understand friendships differently then men and friendship into relationship is reserved for fairy tales
just remember this, please - you are still young and nobody expects much of you. this is not demeaning - this is actually a good opportunity. you are not at the age where you are treated as an ATM and dating is akin to a job interview. fuck around. be irrational. enjoy yourself.

like 4 times or something.

hey thread where can I find an autistic gf no roblox

khv anons, be real
have you never had a gf because you're hideous disfigured gargoyles or you just fuck up every opoortunity you had?
I'm the latter, the shots I never took haunt me to this day

I had women that flirted on me but still didn't want me.
Funny enough I had women that have been my friend for years and out of the blue confessed they loved me before, years after they stopped loving, and never ever gave a single hint of it

pretty much

This so much. I have been there too

Both. Being ugly lowers your self esteem and confidence, leading to you never taking a shot at all.

I hate them too much to keep going

oblivious to advances AND me ignoring them because it was apparent they were only doing it to get something from me (like help in school or my labor)

I felt so used cheap when I realized they were only trying to get me for what I could give them which is why I understand when women they they hate being looked at only for their body.

you just fuck up every opoortunity you had?

thats just cope uggos in denial delude themselves with

a combination of both
like I am not horrifically disfigured but my face has plenty of unattractive things about it

finally
some actual good advice

I'm reasonably attractive, tall, decent shape, well-off enough to live comfortably, and despite being on this shithole website I have a fairly sunny and friendly disposition.
I'm just autistic, do not resonate with normalfag hobbies and social spaces,, and cannot navigate relationships at all
I've had a girl straight up tell me "I love you" and I couldn't figure out if it was genuine or she got put up to it by her friends.

or she got put up to it by her friends.

Women literally does this to laugh with their friends.

I've evolved beyond the need for women irl. I simply listen to ASMR rp videos all day long.

no
it just makes me horny and we just end up fucking

a fat promiscuous girl offered to suck my dick, I declined and went back to my place to spend the evening watching Precure instead. You probably dodged a bullet as well

36 years old. Never touched a girl. Will never know this feel.

pic rel

hahahahahah

I have completely unrealistic standards. I just don't feel anything looking at real women. I've fallen in love with fictional women even since I was in elementary school.

the only woman ive played a video game with was my momma

I did make her laugh by responding "I love me too"
I was in shock and caught off guard so I just said the first thing that came to mind but she thought it was hilarious. The fact that she never followed up on it the following days in class made me doubt it was ever genuine.
No sense in getting bent out of shape over something over half my lifespan ago.

Me and my now wife played the shit out of Monster Hunter.

Loves his Mother

that's actually an ick, sorry you incelchud

Literally everyone gets a gf without even trying. If not by 18 then by the time they're done with college at the very least. Even if you take no shots, if you're not ugly at least one girl will pursue you instead.
If it doesn't happen then, it's time to stop the coping, you're just ugly.

That's just how woman communicate, it's retarded but it's something men have to learn to pick up on. No matter how much the "experts" say otherwise, woman want someone they can rely on and lead them. You initiating the conversation when she keeps doing subtle signals to be near you to strike a conversation is one thing she is looking for.
There are few woman I respect in my life and they're all the types who also dislike modern woman for being overgrown children in the way they communicate.

Did you?

You just reminded me that in high school a girl told me I looked good in my yearbook picture and I autistically responded with "I know" and didn't say anything else

im short and balding so the only woman I could be with would be as disgusting as myself and thats not worth it so I dont even try

the sad truth is that women aren't attracted to muscular arms at all, only to pretty faces, it's always been that way. If anything the gym thing is a big red flag since it usually comes with a horrible personality, as these girls put it
youtube.com/watch?v=LvGgYcpSi8U

trvth hvpernova

a girl inviting me to a picnic in the woods during which she asked me why I never tried to pick her up

a girl texting me to come over since she's feeling lonely

girl inviting me to see a concert, offered me to sleep at her place and even in her bed

and more, probably less pathetic situations I never acted upon
I'm white, 6'3, okay looking and relatively popular, just insanely autistic when it comes to romance and I firmly believed and somewhat still think the idea of someone liking me is so alien it's pointless to eben humor the possibility
I am my worst enemy and I know it

Anons, be real. No incel or redpill bullshit. Is being clingy a negative for men? I always wanted to spend time with my ex and I was constantly telling her how much I loved her and how much I valued her and that she meant the world to me. I thought the whole "showing love will turn her off" was bullshit. But I think she fucking hated it and she gradually got colder and colder the more I loved her. I didn't even put her on a pedastal at first, but as the relationship progressed I started completely depending on her for my happiness, she was like a goddess.

Should I never do that again? I'd understand how it would be offputting if I did it at the start when I don't even know her well, but how the fuck is it a negative trait when we had been seeing each other for almost a year and had shared everything with each other?

It is on modern standards. Jews truly ruined women with brainwashing.

Is being clingy a negative for men?

yes, it's a MAJOR "ick"
you are supposed to be a "rock", and make her pine for your attention instead of giving it

6'3

I fucking hate how 15 fucking centimeters that I have no control over separate me from being a KHHV and complete easy mode.

almost a year

a long time

kek are you old enough to post here?

Women want a rock, you showing yourself being vulnerable and loving too much makes you appear weak. Yes this is manosphere shit, and you might call it incel talk, but women DO want a leader. You can be loving and express it, but it always has to be through the lens of being a reliable and strong provider.

I didn't even put her on a pedastal at first, but as the relationship progressed I started completely depending on her for my happiness, she was like a goddess.

This is revolting and offputting though, if my girl was like that I wouldn't want her either. This is a team, not me and a burden.

if you're not ugly at least one girl will pursue you instead.

sadly they don't pursue enough and anons end up alone

Depends on the girl.
Also there's a fine line between being clingy, and being caring.
IE I tell my gf I love her each day, and she responds in kind (though we're both at a point where it's a pretty automatic saying). It's not a very deep thing for either of us now.
But when she was sick and I went to the store to get her ramen and cold medicine, I could tell she appreciated that way more.

So depends on the girl, how she likes to feel valued, and how you show that affection.
But regardless of how a girl feels you should avoid basing your happiness on them.

I could look like a celebrity but that won't get rid of the autism debuff.

holy shit you guys are so similar

Only ever managed to get a single girlfriend.

She was super cute but eventually started dying her hair, shaving her eyebrows and dressing bizarrely.

One day she dumped me out of the blue to ride the cock carousel and is now trans and poly.

I miss how she was at first, but honestly I dodged a fucking bullet in the long run. NEVER give a BPD girl a chance bros, it's not worth it.

What gf

To be fair though, for some couples a year is like 10 dates and barely knowing the minimum about each other. But we spent a shit ton of time together and were talking about moving into the same place. How is that not a long enough time to start being clingy?

and a burden.

I don't get this. I was still my own person. I still held a job, I still did some solo hobbies. But I definitely wanted to spend the majority of my time with her, because I thought she was going to be my wife... And the thing is, I don't think that part is even going to change. If I'd rather do my own thing than hang out with her, why would I be dating her in the first place?

the hell is this image

NEVER give a BPD girl a chance bros, it's not worth it.

every single horror story involving an ex concludes with "oh she had BPD BTW"

Yes, it's hands down the worst thing you can possibly do. At least with seeming weak or vulnerable, you can get pity points or appeal to stirring up maternal feelings in her, it's a gamble but it can pay off if you make her seem needed and like she can't leave you.
You might think that being clingy would be the same but it's different, it's just smothering.

The former works best if you still maintain distance, like you're secretly broken and don't want someone to fix you and she will put herself up to the challenge.

The fact that you're tall and have girls lusting after you means that you have infinite chances. If you're a manlet, it's completely over. Women won't even consider you human, let alone attractive.

BPD girl

I've cut ties with dudes who have had BPD GFs. Shit is not worth it. It was HORRIBLE experience because she also played video games and wanted to be included which I didn't mind at first but then she would start pointless drama while trying to dictate what the friend group was going to do. If anyone even entertains a girl who openly admits she has BPD, the best thing you can do is get away from anyone involved. This is the average BPD girl experience.

looking back what were the signs that she was going to go crazy, asking for a friend

This whole bpd shit sounds like "he was a narcissist" but for men.

Is bpd bipolar or borderline

Jewish indoctrination successfully archived.

Im 32 years old and my dick is nigh dead

the only thing missing is threatening self-harm or suicide if you try to break up

bpd queens deserve schizo husbands

the Real Version of my girlfriend is back

it hurts how much this is true, I have a friend with a girlfriend like this and he even calls her

fake girlfriend

whenever she's doing her BPD bullshit. Sadly he's fucking retarded so she managed to pop out a kid less than a year after they started dating. I barely see him nowadays

Were he real, why the fuck would he care about you dying

Nah they deserve a Joker

Just leave until she's back to loving
If not physically then mentally
Just turn off

Or you could be a man and just take control of her

Be sad and miserable until death?

NTA but being so desperate to find a woman and actually getting one can result in pure misery if you get the >wrong women
Not everyone is meant to reproduce or be in relationships. Courtship rituals have changed, dating has changed, sex has changed, and humans arent repopulating themselves at a sustainable rate anymore. For many men the juice isnt worth the squeeze and they are happier “alone”. A horrible woman can drive you to suicide or sometimes even worse things. Dont think it’s just gonna magically fix your depression. Entering a relationship with tons of emotional baggage is also going to sour the thing. If you’re depressed, woman seeking is not the answer.

Blame this janky-ass site. I hit the "Post" button once.

if you want a girlfriend go make mods for stardew valley 5 years ago
worked for me

Google my old forum username

Find 2021 post on another forum mentioning my name as part of the "good ol days" (i stopped posting in fucking 2012)

That's the closest i came to making friends online but I'm pretty okay with people in real life. Online people are just a blur and you're usually not there to meet people, rather to game or discuss autistic topics.

I can fix her

Lmao

just leave until she goes back to normal

she has a meltdown because you abandoned her, gets drunk and stalks every person you ever knew and harasses them with seethe messages.
Now are you gonna forgive her after that meltdown because you still love her? Or will you punish her?
Wrong. You end the relationship right there rather than dragging out the insanity. All BPD people wind up pushing the people around them away until they learn to deal with it on their own. By their 30s most women have “grown out of it” but by that point theyve likely pushed away multiple men, friends, and family. It’s not worth it.0

anonymity is a wonderful thing. I get to shittalk video games and there's no pesky socialization or making friends involved, just imagine if every conversation you guys had on here was tied to a to a person you know

I hope you die a violet death.

0 out of 5 ain't bad

whenever you think you like a girl

just listen to them for a minute

instantly lose interest

it's really disappointing how this keeps happen

would you date a woman you find repulsive to look at? I for one wouldnt. its as simple as that for women aswell.

I'm not repulsive to look at though. I take care of myself.