You're playing as Canada in 2025 in a grand strategy game. What would you do to turn it into a top tier nation by 2050?
You're playing as Canada in 2025 in a grand strategy game. What would you do to turn it into a top tier nation by 2050?
I propose:
improve healthcare by modernizing hospitals and reducing wait times
build more homes and streamline zoning and permitting
support Canadian talent with grants and tax breaks
create a fairer equalization system to reduce Alberta/Quebec-Ottawa tensions
balance oil and green energy using the oil revenue to fund solar, wind, hydro, and nuclear
modernize military and cybersecurity to strengthen Arctic and naval forces
make college more affordable and expand vocational training in skilled trades
The rich don't like that.
Huh.
Give up and let Burgerland annex me.
Give up and let the UK annex me to really annoy Trump
Do what Texas did. It worked for them
Deport/execute every single filthy pajeet
Give up and let Chinkland annex me because I'd rather spite orange man than ensure my people have dignity and freedom
Resurrect John Candy and make him emperor.
NOOOO ORANGE MAN GOOD!!!
kwab
Exploit the AI overvaluing oil to trade Alberta for both coasts of the United States, then extort the center with high transit fees for goods while exporting tech and services
Become the 51st state.
Well, what did they do?
Thinly veiled Anon Babble thread award
Support immigration from India, China and Vietnam.
Why those places?
Their governments bribed me.
That's based. Which one pays best?
3x xp for slaying indians
Indians (Native) or Indians (India)?
Natives are worthless. They only have power because our government is so pozzed they let them get away with all sorts of shit. Pajeets are a plague though. Basically the nogs and Mexicans of Canada combined into one.
kek did you see the US ambassador seethe about the king coming here? death to yanks
we don't need anything from canada
NOOOO WE NEED THE GOLDEN DOME, TOURIST MONEY AND LIQUOR SALES!!!
the fuck is wrong with them?
Export the remaining whites to an island (about 400 of them) and let the cancer that is "asians" destroy the country
It's kinda like a cycle.
China really wants some migrants in and pays me a shitload, so I accept a lot of chinks.
India sees this and pays me more, so I allow a batch of pajeets in.
Vietnam doesn't want to be left behind and pays me even more, and I gladly open the gates.
China notices what the others are doing and drops a bigger payment.
Rinse and repeat.
Frankly, I'm surprised they have the cash to do these schemes. Must be diverting funds from street cleaning and building inspection.
Thinly
good idea, but I would also
CLOSE THE FUCKING BORDERS
repeal the bullshit Multiculturalism Act
to slash the cost of living and having families, get rid of the immigrants and do so on a demographic-by-demographic basis (Indians would get deported because they're just annoying at worst, whilst Jews get exterminated for attempting to ethnically cleanse European-Canadians)
push fertility programs for European-Canadians and make the act of saying shit like "we need to boost our population with immigrants" a criminal offense punishable by deportation
Jews would be forbidden to hold office in our parliament, as Jewish MPs repeatedly abused their governmental positions to push things that have caused great, irreparable harm to European-Canadians
criminalize MAID
repeal Bill C-16 and criminalize tranny bullshit
"stop hitting yourself"
instantly become superior to all other G7 nations
It's that simple.
build more hospitals in general to prevent congestion, popularize travelling doctors and in-home care
build actually master-planned communities on infertile land (i.e. away from the border and lakes), doubles as creating new economic nodes
reduce taxes in general
not as familiar as I'd like to be with equalization
nuclear is the only green energy without negative consequences; perform research into waste disposal, then go all in
YES
college is paid for you if you study masonry; should be expanded to other essential professions
Did you see Carney seethe about Trump getting a historic second state visit with Chuck, something no other US Prez has ever done?
It's too fucking late
It's not.
Why? I don't want to play as a brown country.
What? It's only 6pm, retard
Other than a few eastern European holdouts, what countries aren't brown these days?
good stuff
but I'd also like to suggest nuclear polar bears to defend the arctic
Figure out a way rewrite reality so that rakes don't exist.
It'd probably be some gay globohomo shit because these types of games are always made by leftists so my ideas would either "ruin" the country or wouldn't be an option.
Chink
Don't forget that fact that I get free eye care, dental, free schooling, plus a bunch of other shit and the government gave me 40 grand last year because of they didn't honor an agreement from like 100 years ago kek. And yes I did party and go on vacations before you ask
Import more Indians
All that and chugs are still the detritus of society. I guess it's true that handing someone everything for nothing teaches them nothing.
Alberta is trying that
Well, seeing as how Canada is a "post-identity" fake country, I'd use time travel in the game and go back at least 50 years. Undoing all of the horrible policy decisions that led to the current state of affairs.
Id let banks give out loans out the wazoo and make commercial debt tax deductible
And install a program where capitalist canadians can become american citizens in just 3 months
the 5 biggest cities represent the entire country
Not just every jeet, but all the pakis and chinks too.
At this point in my life, I would do the exact same thing if I got that many gibs from Ottawa. Fuck this country.
Develop an Indian zerg rush strategy and use it to turn other commonwealth countries into brown shitholes.
based red man
that would require an alliance with Israel and getting access to their battle tactics as a bonus for allying with them
Dude, the 5 biggest cities are full and most brownoids can't afford to live there unless it's 30 living in a basement in Bramgladesh with no toilet. Busloads of pajeets are shipped out to smaller towns daily. Northern Ontario towns are literally advertising for shitskins to move there.
good idea, but I would also
[Nothing but racism]
Airs Goosebumps, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Freaky Stories and Are You Afraid of the Dark all in the same night
Kino
brown people wrecked this country and you know it
visit the Canadian National Exhibition
YTV tent featuring the hosts
Celebrity meet and greets, but AWESOME
The CNE isn't as large as giant American parks like Disney World or even Canada's Wonderland, but it was truly the best amusement park experience.
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I would like to thank the Russians and Catherine the Great for inventing rollercoasters.
n-no u
all leaders have been white
hmmm
40 million Canadians can now vote in US elections.
This is how I know Trump is only pretending to be a republican.
This guy is canadian brown people do not live in big cities here
Import one BEELLION indians
nobody's talking about the telecom industry.......the greatest evil in the world since donald trump