Join me for a round of meditation. I will not give in to hype or FOMO and preorder games

Join me for a round of meditation. I will not give in to hype or FOMO and preorder games.

*OMMMMMM*

If I am tempted by FOMO, I will remind myself games are released in beta states using players as unpaid testers and they need months of patches to be playable.

*OMMMMMM*

I will not engage with shill threads, Twitter threads, reddit threads or console war threads.

*OMMMMMM*

I will finish the game I am playing before I buy another game.

*OMMMMMM*

If I pirate a game and say "I'll buy it later if I like it" I actually will.

*OMMMMMM*

If I have not played a game, I will neither trash it nor praise it.

*OMMMMMM*

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I just bought Dark Souls 3 because it was on sale.

am sure this time they will learn

I don't even buy games

Perform an extra hour of meditation for each week that passes between now and when you start playing it.

no i will not do that, i will do nothing

I will do whatever the fuck I like, because the rest of you are faggots.

Wise Cobfucius say: Industry pays dearly when customers don't buy.

No, I don't think I will, instead I'll do nothing

It is written:
Only NOTHING can defeat excess.

I literally did not care about losing my virginity until now (I'm 26) and only because I'm feeling intense FOMO over it. Is this just a phase I'll get over soon or should I actually try to have sex (tm)?

I will cut off my nose to spite my face

i've been doing this shit for years.

only single player games i've been playing for the past near decade has been old games on my backlog that are basically free

only multiplayer games i play is old fighting games or CS

if i ever do want to buy a game which is very rare (though VF5 coming to pc has enticed me) i have a fair bit of money on my steam account from just selling the weekly case on CS2. the last time i used my actual bank account to buy a game was at least 5 years ago.

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Women can sense desperation and it's a huge turnoff.

Man, I hate terms like "turnoff", "red flag" and "ick". Anyone who thinks in those terms is putting group identity first instead of looking at people as individuals.

I've been not caring for like 10 years, can confirm this does not work

Just do it. Don’t bother with trying to find a soulmate. I was 25 when i lost mine and it felt like a big stone was taken off my neck or something.

don't care about it is probably the wrong way to go about it. care. like get in shape, go to places where woman would be. dress and groom yourself like you actually give a shit. but when it comes to actually talking to the woman. make it seem like you have cool shit going on. it's less that you want to sleep with her and more that you are offering her to be apart of your ballin life. even if that life is just playing vidya.

I don't really give a fuck about it. Every time I read about sex on the Internet now it just feels like I'm being gaslighted. I don't ever see myself doing it, I find it just disgusting.

feeling intense FOMO

not caring about it

I mean do as you wish but at least be honest to yourself.

But will chuddha play video games?

he won't

FOMO isn't related to actual internal personal desire.

chuds are unironically using the chud meme to portray themselves

Well, at least y'all are honest lmao

Sure

You think because you buy nothing... you are strong?

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If I have not played a game, I will neither trash it nor praise it.

Looking forward to Anon Babble being quiet

30 dollars for a 8 year old game is not a sale

If I have not played a game, I will neither trash it nor praise it.

Yeah right. No one here does that.

based buddha

why do you put effort into typing something like this?

This is antisemitic

If I am tempted by FOMO, I will remind myself games are released in beta states using players as unpaid testers and they need months of patches to be playable.

This but unironically, see Elden Ring patches, Baldur's Gate 3 still getting content updates, and pretty much every decent indie game right now.

If I have not played a game, I will neither trash it nor praise it.

this is a falseflag thing isnt it
not hard to tell if a game is shit from a minute of gameplay

if you can rid yourself from the desire to have sex or a relationship with a girl, you accomplished something great
because this will make room for so much more and alleviates you from a lot of stress

this constant search for skirt is actually what let men die earlier than women

To help anons achieve enlightenment

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The trannyera posters are trying to co-opt this meme

The most based meme to come from Anon Babble of all places
Chuddhism is based as fuck
Meditate on your mistakes Anon Babble

if I have not played a game, I will neither trash it nor praise it.

You just obliterated this board

Every woman who has gone through 3 years of public school is the exact same feminist drone, what are you talking about?

*OMMMMMM*

Larp. Any practitioner would say "Amitabha" instead of nonsense like this.

If I have not played a game, I will neither trash it nor praise it.

you're a false buddha

They don't understand what it's like to be able to laugh at yourself because you have a sense of humor instead of having a stick up your ass 24/7 and taking everything as a personal attack

this is economic terrorism

Chuddha doesn't even make sense, how do you even pronounce it
Choodha? Chaddha?
Bodhichudttva makes more sense

but chuddah what if

Thinking of buying the outer wilds after all this time, even though it's not on sale

Pretty much, they still cant understand that the meme is all about doing nothing.

It's pretty nice experience if you like exploration and puzzles, definitely go blind in if you buy

i bet you still buy games on sale tho...

Amitabha, my brother

namu amidabutsu

The ability to have a laugh at your own expense is a sigh of confidence and maturity actually

I will finish the game I am playing before I buy another game.

fuck

Fucking oooomers

Do it fag