You know what I'm thankful for? Her.
Metroid
same
Samus really is a great character.
AHEM.
tink tink
I would like to make a toast. A toast to how LITTLE I am thankful for that whore Samus Aran and the Galactic Federation. I am thankful for my friends at the Space Pirates for giving me this opportunity to rid the universe of her genes.
what if the next game she spoke like a valley girl and sipped constantly on a venti coffee
she's just great and does what's best for everyone
Does she even have a character?
not much thanks but still an iota of thankfulness. it's appreciated anon and you're welcome for her.
The latter I can see, actually. And she wouldn't get why some people think it's cringe.
I'd sip her coffee if you know what I mean.
I would like for NPCs to feature a bit more. Explore Samus being a socially awkward weirdo who was raised by semi-mystical bird monks.
Comfy autumn wear.
So who else is looking forward to that artbook? Some folks think it's a hint that the remasters are coming soon, but I kinda doubt that. I think it's just merch. Cant wait to see the new lore drops though.
She is autistic and mostly monologues to herself. She has a near perfect disguise persona where she acts as a normal chick during the downtime between missions.
just wiggle your fat white ass, pawg retard
see pic of cute vidya girl on Anon Babble
immediately think of fapping
tfw i realise i'm a coomer
She's not autistic, she's just sheltered.
Reminder that Samus is canonically a gearhead.
NERD
I want to MARRY Samus
She also got her GFed welding certifications.
and a gymhead!
In addition to being an engineer, she's also does biology and archaeology. So yes, she is indeed a nerd.
It's really funny how she uses the Plasma Beam as a welding torch in Prime 3.
For real, arc welding circuitry probably shouldn't be possible, but fuck you it's bird magic.
how she uses the Plasma Beam as a welding torch in Prime 3.
Isn't that what it was originally meant for? I remember you finding the plasma beam in the mines in Prime 1 and Prime 3, I always thought it was a jerry rigged industrial tool like in Dead Space
Good pic except for her lower half. Americans obsessed with comically big hippo asses are a disease.
what about something like this?
Prime 1 - Geothermal Core
Prime 3 - Ghor
...
Samus is a newhalf
The Baby!
Bottle-ship
Mother-brain
It's all her cope for the YWNBAW pasta..
what the fuck is a newhalf
You say that, but yes. At least in Super and Dread she's noticeably fit.
something transgender related.
Basically someone took a translation of a Japanese interview out of context and vandalized wikipedia saying that Samus is trans.
Thanksfully the mods shut them down
of all the things samus is trans of why do people get stuck on the only thing she isn't? she rivals eldritch abominations.
Same in Smash Ultimate. They nerfed her tits and ass from Sm4sh but I can appreciate the athletic physique that calls back to Super.
Reminder to ignore and report.
2015
she isn't normal!
MercurySteam decided Samus needed to hit the gym.
Yes and I love it
Same. She looks great.
love
my hotwife!
See, she's sexy but still looks like she could beat the fuck out of you. This is how Samus should be depicted.
this was peak samus. i hate the zero suit. !!!!!
I'm almost morbidly curious enough to ask for some caps of what Wu wrote
this is the only other screenshot I have or her vadalizng Samus' Wikipedia article
Me too, she is my gym inspo i work out just to look like her <3
I WILL report you to the jannies
Kek he really is just one of us
hot...
Is Metroid 2 on Gameboy good?
... The black and white aesthetic is cool.
I'd say so, but depends on what you consider "good".
It can get a little confusing to navigate with the lack of a map, repetitive scenery and small viewport, but it's definitely still very playable. It's Metroid down to the core even if it is a little primitive by today's standards.
You can draw your own map if you're hardcore, but I'd say there' no shame in using a map off the internet if you start getting frustrated at trying to navigate your way around the areas.